Sburb: Omicron Session

==> Change your clothes.

You go to your room to change and remember that Lulu can see you when you're in your house, if she's on her laptop. You message her.

WO: {um, can you see me right now?}
WO: {i'm sopping wet and i wanna change but i don't wanna do it in front of you.}
WO: {>x<}
WO: {even though we are both ladies, it still feels weird.}

==> Examine your wide variety of clothes.

You actually own only shirts that look like what you've got on. Your brother never bought you anything different, except for a bunch of pretty dresses which you captchalog for a stupid reason, or let you buy anything for yourself except for the Cutie Mark patches you put on the back of every pair of jeans you own. They were all Pinkie Pie Cutie Marks. Pinkie Pie is best pony.

==>Respond.

AV: {II can't see you, but Llulusprite probably can.}
AV: {Llulusprite, II know you're reading, so don't look.}
AV: {Ggot it.}
AV: {Aand change your text color while you're at it.}
AV: {Ffine.}
AV: {Iis this better?}
AV: {Mmuch.}

==>Start looking for next gate.

You start walk around LOCAB, looking for the second gate. If you were a gate, where would you be? You don't know much about gates (at least, not the gates in this world), so you don't know where you'd be if you were a gate.

==> Quickly change.

You quickly change in record time. If there were still a world to hold a record in, you surely would have one it in changing clothes in the shortest amount of time. Somehow you gain a rung on your echelader, 'Mini Starving Artist'. Whatever, you rake in more boon dollars and watch as your poor piggy bank over flows with your riches.

==> Look for a volcano.

The game guide said to look for a volcano, to stoke it or something, but you cannot see a volcano for miles around. You can't see and labratory either. How are you supposed to breed frogs with out the proper equipment?

You think you found your gate. Yes, that is definitely a gate! It's surround by a ring of bubbles that you have to crawl under to get past. This gate should take you to someone else's land. You are pretty sure the guide said it would bring you to your server player's land, so you should end up in Greg's land.

==>Go through.

You take a step through the gate and are transported to a land with a bunch of skulls laying around. You look into the empty places where the eyes should be and you find yourself getting slightly uncomfortable. You start walking around.

(So I got to thinking last night about our characters, then found this thing on deviantArt. Enjoy some terribly interpreted character art.

Lucy:

Lulu:

Greg:

Cael:

So I just put on the patron troll symbols cuz I'm lazy >w< But yeah, enjoy. Find this on ~LifeIsGoingOn on dA!!!)

(Hm. Interesting.)

(An ok "Hm. Interesting"? Don't worry, no feelings will be hurt. I know they really suck.)

(No, they're not bad. I'm just abnormally passive-aggressive. It's my shtick.)

(Ah, okay :) That's cool bro~)

(Sorry if I caused you any emotional distress and/or trauma.)

( *double pistols and a wink* Everything's all good in the hood dude.)

==> Parachute out of your house.

You don't have a parachute, and you can't swim that far across the lake (as you thought so long ago). You just climb back up the whole new house section Lulu built. But, wait a moment, the first gate isn't there anymore. It apparently disappeared after you fist went through. Ugh, this game was frustrating at times.

==> Rethink about parachuting.

You make a parachute out of some bed sheets and tape. You prayed that this would work. If not, you were dead. And no one was around to kiss you to wake you up on Derse. Ugh, that seems like a terrible thing to you.
After you count to three you leap off the porch of your house (you already climbed back down) and EUREKA!!! It worked! you steer yourself as close to land as possible. You land about 50 feet from the shore and paddle as fast as your little arms will let you.

(JESUS SORRY FOR BEING AWAY. Really really bad happenstances. You gotta love family.
Also I love the shit out of those pictures. Greg's made me die.
But yeah I'm really sorry.)

==> Stare blankly at Greg

You do so, for a good ten minutes.

CAEL: Oh hey man :L
CAEL: You're like, a thing.
CAEL: Am I like, dreaming? Is this shit lucid?
CAEL: It'd be weird if I just mentally spawned in ladies right?

==> Stare back at Cael

FE: yEs, i supposE that would bE Found to bE odd(3
FE: in fact, this wholE thing is odd(3
FE: i think this is a drEam, but it sEEms rathEr FicklE about its Form(3

You twiddle your fists awkwardly.

==Wander around in confusion.

You walk around Greg's land, a confused look on your face. You had no idea where you were going. You assumed you were supposed to find the next gate, but where the heck was it?

==> Suggest you explore

You do somewhat.

CAEL: Bro, we should totally do shenanigans.
CAEL: Come on let's go...
CAEL: Oh my shit.
CAEL: What the hell am I wearing?

==> Observe Cael's garb

FE: i bEliEvE that thosE arE callEd "pajamas"(3
FE: or so i think(3
FE: i havE nEvEr Found mysElF in contact with thEm=(3!

You observe your own pajamas, which look the same, albeit in a much larger size. What an odd occurrence.

==> Pat down your pajamas

QC: They're nice I suppose, but dammit.
QC: I've never really worn PJ's either. I always sleep in boxers because I'm MANLY.
QC: Which I guess I can't do anymore because Lucy can watch me or whatever. I mean I doubt she'd like...
QC: Hell what am I even saying?

==> Mimic his motions

Greg: you havE lost mE as wEll(3
Greg: all i am gEtting is that EithEr you arE insulting your appEarancE or casting aspErsions onto the s--uality of lulu-(3?
Greg: to bE FrightFully honEst, i do not know=(3!
Greg: thE only thing i can dEci*FE*r is that you too slEEp FistFully=(3!
Greg: but anyways, would you Enjoy Exploring-(3? perhaps wE could Find somE Fascinating localE to Fight=(3!

==> Rub hands excitedly

CAEL: I think that sounds fantastic.
CAEL: They'd probably uh, beat me up though.
CAEL: But erm, I mean, shenanigans will be fun too. We should do those.
CAEL: Regardless, how do we get down from here?

==> Forget about breeding frogs.

To hell with the frogs you say! They can wait while you go climb up your echeladder and buy Fraymotifs and do other things you don't understand yet!

==> Realize your wet again.

You face palm yourself. Gosh you're an idiot. These clothes were dry no more than 10 minutes ago. And yet, here you are again, dripping wet. You should have captchalogged your swimsuit and ran around in that. If you found that return node again, you probably will do that. You pull out your ADVENTURE QUILLS and look at the map. Okay, it looks like the return node is about 2 or 3 miles from here. Considering this is a huge planet, that's not that bad. You suck it up and start walking to the node.

You begin to wonder why there aren't any other creatures here besides frogs. You read something about Consorts knowing the Lore of your land, but there were no Consorts in sight.

==> Make a clever joke

Of course not! You are too dense to do that!

==> You have a good one...

Nope, nothing happening.

==> Come on!

You suddenly think of a joke!

Greg: wE fly, of coursE=(3!
Greg: just think a happy thought=(3!

==> Good boy

You walk to the window and jump out, levitating yourself to the ground.

All these skulls are starting to make you a little scared. They all seem to stare at you.

==>Punch one to pieces.

Oh, yes. You've been wanting to do this. You crouch down and punch a skull right between the eye sockets. Instead of the skull smashing, you just get a painful throbbing in your hand. She jump up and shake your hand out. Gosh, why did that cranium have to be so hard? It's not like it's protecting a brain anymore!

==> Stare down below

CAEL: Oh my shit.
CAEL: Uuuhh-uhhmm
CAEL: I...I don't think I can.

==> Tell him you're afraid of heights

No. Hell no.

==> Regret not using the joke now

This is why you do not joke!

Greg: comE on=(3!
Greg: you can Fly=(3!
Greg: oF coursE you can=(3!

==> Jump out the window!

No. Hell no.

==> It's a dream you pansy!

You jump out the window, flailing your arms and screaming like an asshole. You think sound thoughts however of the wad of tissues you'll have on top of your face when you wake up.