Sburb: Omicron Session

==>Let that information soak in.

You blink as you comprehend the information. You convert it all to memory.

Lulu: {Ddoes that mean we are more violent, too?}
Lulu: {II don't think II'm violent.}
Lulu: {II did just storm a castle, but II'm not violent. II can hardly punch a punching bag without my fist hurting.}

==> Laugh

You laugh because you can't see yourself as violent.

Lucy: {i'm not very violent or punchy either!}
Lucy: {i dunno why we're here. i haven't heard anything about that have you?}

You float around, exploring many alleys and srteet markets around Derse. It was a startlingly busy moon.

==>Float beside Lucy.

You float beside her, not wanting to be alone in this new place.

Lulu: {Mmaybe it has something to do with our personalities.}
Lulu: {Oor genders.}
Lulu: {Iit could be anything.}

(I gots to go. Band camp tomorrow, gonna get burned some more, heh Night everyone!)

(Night!)

==> Let the tissues snow

You are genuinely surprised at the constant punching that the imp is capable of dishing out. You note that Toolsprite is now simply constantly dumping tissues on top of you and the imp. You think that you'll genuinely have a chance of smothering beneath them if the imp doesn't kill you soon.

Show Spritelog:

==> End this melodramatic foolishness and triumph!

You feel dear, sweet adrenaline course through your angsty body as you allow your motivation to flow throughout it. You let the thoughts of your friends course through your mind, and the fact that you'll be able to make a new universe, and, hell, out of a full universe...maybe you'll find someone who--

You burst from your pile of tissue, blood, and boxing gloves with a loud, angry scream. Your plaid shirt is stained with your own blood, along with your face looking very beat and swollen. You knock the imp back, and jump behind Toolsprite.

==>Toolsprite: RELEASE THE TISSUES!

As you stand behind Toolsprite and finish whispering the plan, he fires hundreds upon thousands of tissues at an alarming pace from his chest. The imp is buffeted to shit, and during the much-needed distraction, you ready your bat.

You rush through the beam of tissue paper, and emerge from it, with your bat above your head, your eyes baring down upon the imp, and your bloodied grin penetrating its stupefied face. Not knowing what to say, you simply let out an over-zealous, somewhat awkward war cry as you smash the imp's head into oblivion!

...You actually just hit it, it fell down, and then you awkwardly smacked it a couple times until it died. Man you're weak.

Regardless, you strike an EDGY, MELODRAMATIC pose of SURPLUS CALIBER.

==> Hi-five Toolsprite!
You do so, and then collapse due to severe fatigue.

==> Fiddle around

You do that, albeit just on your computer. You go on BruiseTube and watch some of Tysonsprites earlier fights. As you do this, you decide to message Cael.

FE: hEllo, FriEnd=(3!
FE: how arE you dhdeyjxugtuvnfuoydeuj

==> Punch the imp into oblivion

One of these little fighters got into your house! You punch it right in its papery and vaguely feminine face. It flies out the window, and lands in your wilted garden before it explodes into grist.

==> Reply to Greg

After moaning for quite some time, you manage to bring yourself to your keyboard.

QC: Oh shit, are you okay?
QC: What happened?

Lucy: {hm... i guess it was at random. it just so happened that we were on Derse together.}
Lucy: {i think it's pretty awesome.}
Lucy: {oh, i think i'm gonna wake up soon.}
Lucy: {i'm looking forward to seeing you again Lulu!}

You quickly fly back to your tower so that your dreamself doesn't fall to her death.

==> Wake up and message Cael.

You wake up, pinned under a pile of dirt. You brush it off, sad that your outfit is ruined. Darn it! And the wings are useless now too! You sigh, going back to your normal outfit. You also release your SKATETOP and go shred some hills. Also, you message Cael.

WO: {hi!}
WO: {so i know i'm supposed to be building up your house...}
WO: {but i'm not at my desktop or laptop right now so uh...}
WO: {i'll get on it as soon as i can!}
WO: {don't worry!}

==> Reply to Cael

Ah! Your friend has replied!

FE: im finE, i just had to dEal with an imp=(3!
FE: it was a vEry small problEm=(3!
FE: it was rathEr papEry and *FE*mininE(3(3(3 maybE it was lulus-(3?
FE: i was just going to ask how you wErE Faring=(3!
FE: and ask if you had donE thE building thing that lulu was talking about=(3!

==> Reply to Lucy

QC: Wait, you're building MY house? I thought I was supposed to build Greg's.
QC: And um
QC: Err
QC: How high exactly?


==> Now do Greg

QC: Oh, well, I'm like uh
QC: Half-dead I guess.
QC: And most definitely. That was totally Lulu's. Silly Lulu. Tissue papery dumb dumb lulu silly thing.
QC: I am going to build up your house right now! I totally had an emotional catharsis, and bro, I'm feeling this game.Regardless, apparently she said that I am to build up your house with Grist so you can reach your first gate. So I guess this is like, level one.
QC: So yeah man, I'll get right on that.

==> Reply to Greg

FE: sounds Fantastic=(3!
FE: im looking Forward to thE bEttEr Fights=(3!

On that note, you decide to have your first natural sleep since you began this game. You flop down on the training mat that you use as your bed, and close your eyes. Perhaps you'll have another dream about that yellow planet. This is your last thought as you slip into the fistful embrace of sleep.

You watch as your friend flies away from you towards her tower. You want to wake up, but you find that you can't. You even try flying over to your tower and lying down, but you can't wake back up. You suppose there are certain times when you can and can't wake up.

==>Walk around Derse.

You land on the ground next to all the little people and start walking around. You listen to a few of their conversations. You find that when they see you, they all say the same thing (almost). They all say "The Thief is awake!"

You are no thief! You've never stolen anything in your life. Well, you occasionally still things from your bro, but that doesn't count. You try asking the Horrorterrors, but all they tell you is that you are the Thief of Time. You aren't quite sure what that means.

==> Reply to QC

WO: {well, each server builds each players house.}
WO: {like, i build yours, lulu built mine already, you build greg's, and greg build's lulu's.}
WO: {we kinda have to do everything in a chain.}
WO: {how are you by the way?}
WO: {been meaning to ask but i've been a little busy sleeping and stuff!}
WO: {haha :)}

==>Be Future Lucy

You cannot be future Lucy, because first off that feature isn't available to you, and secondly we have no idea what future Lucy is doing.

You feel a little awkward around these little people, since you tower over most of them. You walk among them, trying not to step on any of their feet or anything. You finally get a little sick of all of them addressing you as "The Thief," so you fly back up to your tower. You lie down on your bed and try to wake up. You are starting to get frustrated.

==> Notice da msgs

You do so, while suddenly questioning why the hell you even have your laptop. You only noticed now, but you recall that a Luluimp had stolen it. Did she return it because you won? Why would she even do that?

==> Reply to Lucy

QC: Well, emotionally, I'm doing quite well.
QC: Phsyically I'm doing actually really terrible.
QC: I passed out earlier, and an imp took my laptop. It was returned, though.
QC: Was that your doing?
QC: Actually...
QC: My stepfather...has a note under here. Oh shit.
QC: He's been fighting the imps around my house. I'd go look for him, but I feel so bad about knocking him unconcious.
QC: And I'm sort of terrified because when you were asleep an imp beat my ass the funk up. But I ended up overcoming him with the help of Toolsprite!

==> Be proud.

WO: {i'm so proud of you!!!!!}
WO: {hehe!}
WO: {did that imp beat you into a brave warrior?}
WO: {;)}

==> Get some unreal air.

You speed down one of the larger hills in the area, hair flying behind you as you approach the ramp you hastily built. This. Was. Gonna. Be. Sick. You fly off the ramp and do some flips before splashing into the shallow part of the river. Dang, you over shot it. Now you're all wet and no place to dry off.

==>WAKE UP, YOU FOOL.

Suddenly, you are awake. A clock is ringing next to your ear. That must be what woke you up. But what's this about being a fool? You are quite sure you are no fool. You are a smart girl. A smart girl who is lying in a pile of indestructible bubbles. A pile of indestructible bubbles that it floating high into the air with you on it.

Great.

==> Awaken on the purple planet

You look around your room and realize that it is actually the yellow planet.

==> 2X FACEFIST

What a dumb thought. Of course it is yellow. You leave your tower and head down to the ground like last time; this time, however, you spot what seems to be another tower. You decide that you want to go there.

==> Ascend

You do so, and enter the room if the tower to find a rather feminine-looking boy, who you decide might be Cael, in the same golden pajamas as you! He seems to be fast asleep. You try to rouse him.

==> Lightly punch Cael's arm

Good god! You watch as Cael's unconcious body rolls off of his bed and halfway across the floor! You really need to curb your strength next time.

(That put a super great image in my mind XD Just putin that out there)

(Thanks!)

(It's no problem ;D )

==> Slosh back to your house.

You pull yourself out of the giant river and sit your dripping wet self onto the grass. You pull out your ADVENTURE QUILLS and let them draw you a map of athe land that you've explored thus far. There's your house, but you can't possibly reach it now. You look for something to reach it with but nothing catches your eye. Dang it.

==> Walk around some more.

You decide that since you don't have a choice, you walk around, looking for a way back to your house. That's when you see it.

==> Go examine 'it'

'It' just so happens to be a return node. This returns the player back to their house to continue to the next gate. You hop in and appear in your living room. It now dawns on you that you haven't seen your brother for hours. Where could he have gotten to?

==>Lulusprite: Pretend to be actual Lulu.

Hehehe.

AV: {Hhello, friends.}
AV: {II am a huge idiot.}
AV: {Tto anyone who thought II was smart, you have been wrong this entire time.}
AV: {II am stoooooopid.}
AV: {Mmeow.}
AV: {Ooops.}

==>Actual Lulu: Get message on Wrist-top from... you.

You see a message from you sent to all of your friends, including you. You read it.

LULUSPRIIIIIIIIIIITE!

==>Put her in her place!

AV: {Aahem, excuse me, imposter.}
AV: {Uum, excuse me. II am no imposter. II still am you. WWE are you.}
AV: {Sshoosh! Wwhy exactly are you doing this?}
AV: {Yyou'll never know...}
AV: {Qquit being mysterious! Oonly II can do that!}
AV: {Bbut II am you. WWE are you.}
AV: {Yyes, yes, II know. II meant only MME me.}

==> Reply to Lucy


QC:  njjjjjuu8ik,m98kkkkkkkkkkkkkkjjjjjjjjjjjjjhnbkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


It seems that you've inexplicably fallen asleep.

You awaken in a yellow room, with a bruised arm and a face fool of floor. You sniff.

Nosebleed.

CAEL: Groooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn...


(I actually need to leave now...what horrible timing XD)

(Oh well... have a good day/afternoon/evening)

==> Play it cool

It's time. You use your entire life supply of social skills. You have been saving them for this moment; you have never before, nor ever again, be able to activate them. It all comes down to this. It's the final round, and the bell's about to ring. Make it count.

FE: so, um(3(3(3
FE: hEllo(3
FE: did you sEE that giant bird knock you ovEr just now-(3?
FE: it was quitE a *FE*arfull sight=(3!
FE: alsosorryForpunchingyou(3

You have, as they say, nailed it.