Sburb: Omicron Session

WO: {i didn't prototype him.}
WO: {greg did!}
WO: {although i admit it's pretty cool.}
WO: {even though i care not for that guy.}


==> Drop half of the bed on the imp.

You pick up half of Cael's bed and drop it on the imp. This fight was getting ridiculous. You decided a little help couldn't hurt. Even though his Toolsprite or whatever would complain even more.

WO: {you okay?}
WO: {you were getting beat pretty good.}
WO: {and your sprite is um...}
WO: {interesting.}
WO: {:?}

==> Answer chum

You cannot, for you are being a self-indulgent tool and moaning, clenching your battle wounds. Toolsprite kindly but annoyingly continues to methodically drop tissues onto your head. It's hilarious yet completely insulting at the same time.

==> You come, you see, you conquer

No time for silly military quotes! You just woke up to a swarm of little opponents! You get up and prepare to fight like old McDonald. With a punch punch here, and a punch punch there; here a punch, there a punch, everywhere a punch punch.

==> Collect Grist

You notice that the creatures dropped some materials. Instinctively, you collect these, then head back to your computer.

==> Message Lulu

FE: lulu, my good *FE*llow=(3!
FE: thErE is Finally Fighting=(3!
FE: now i just wish thE opponEnts posEd a thrEat=(3!
FE: somE EvEn lookEd likE you=(3!

==>Answer Greg.

AV: {Yyes, and it's very strange to kill things that look like me.}
AV: {Tthe imps are just basic enemies. Tthey get much stronger as time goes on.}

==>Pester Lucy.

AV: {Llucy, II'm going to build up your house now so you can get to your first gate.}
AV: {II hope you have a lot of grist.}

==>Start building.

You go back in your house and pull out your laptop. You start building on Lucy's house.

==> Venture out

You stroll to the door, give a nod to your father and open up the door.

==> Be taken aback

This is easy, seeing as the ground is now made of the collective skulls of what seems to be an entire planet of reptilian creatures. You thought meteors were weird enough, but this? You begin to wonder if this isn't a normal game after all.

==> Listen to Tysonsprite

Open spritelog:

==> Embrace Tysonsprite

You don't know what you'd do without this big lump of washed-up boxer.

==> Look for more enemies to fight

You begin to walk across the skulls, searching for more enemies to fight. But first, you be sure to pick up your phone. You don't want to be without Pesterchum, in case any of your friends need advice about fighting.

You hear something pounding on your window. You turn to it and see an imps trying to break your window.

==>Shut it up, you're trying to work.

You grumble to yourself as you stand up and head to the window. You open the window, making the imp look confused. You notice it's one of the ones with your face. You purse your lips. One of the imps with your intellect doesn't know how to break a window? Wow. When the window is all the way open, the imp gives you a wicked smirk. While you're busy being confused, a Mike Tyson Imp jumps through the window and punches you in the face. It was the Lulu Imp's plan all along to get you to open the window and let the Mike Tyson Imp in! You guess the Lulu Imps do have your intellect. That's probably not good.

As you stumble backwards, holding your nose, you pull out your trusty handgun. With a glare made of absolute venom, you shoot the Mike Tyson Imp and bursts into grist. The Lulu Imp jumps at you, but you hit her/it with an enraged punch. Being the weakling you are, the punch isn't strong. With the Lulu Imp being the weakling you are, too, it goes flying and smashes into your wall, bursting into grist.

You gather the grist the imps dropped.

==>Warn friends about Lulu Imps.

You lift your Wrist-top up and message your friends.

AV: {Wwatch out for the imps that look like me.}
AV: {Tthey appear to have at least a fragment of my intelligence.}

==> Respond to message

You can't do that right now! You punch the imp biting your arm and send it flying into two more. All three shatter into grist, which you collect.

==> NOW respond to message

FE: hEllo lucy=(3!
FE: it is a plEasurE hEaring From you=(3!
FE: whats this yourE saying about imps-(3?

AV: {Tthe imps that look like me.}
AV: {Tthey are smart, so be careful.}
AV: {Tthey may not be strong, but they could probably outsmart you or manipulate one of the stronger imps.}
AV: {Wwhich is what II would do if II were an imp.}
AV: {Sso II guess that's why they do it.}

You dare not admit that it bested you, even if it was only for a moment.

==> Ponder deeply for a moment

FE: so what yourE saying is(3(3(3
FE: i should punch thEm-(3?

==> Google for some answers.

Boy, you were lucky the Medium had internet access. And access to every website after the Earth was destroyed! Maybe you should change your middle name to Luck. Lucy Luck Pickman. Naw, that's ridiculous. You like your middle name very much.
You enter Sburb into the search bar and pull up a bunch of hits. A lot of them had to do with something called MSPA or mspaintadventures.com or whatnot. You find some short pieces of information.

==> Tell your pals about what you discovered.

WO: {okay, so all of you, i've got some info!}
WO: {it's very good info too!}
WO: {so like, if we don't know the purpose already, it's to create a new universe!}
WO: {via breeding of frogs...}
WO: {unless one of you have frogs hopping around your land then that means i gotta do it.}

==> Watch as Lulu builds up.

You do so, pausing from filling in your pals about the game.

==>Reply to Greg first.

AV: {Yyes.}
AV: {Ppunch every imp you see.}
AV: {Sshow no mercy.}

==>Reply to Lucy.

AV: {II don't have any frogs. Jjust a bunch of clocks.}
AV: {Aand bubbles.}

==>Look around your land.

You look out your window to look at your land. There are random clocks everywhere: on the ground, in the air, in plants, everywhere. They are all analog clocks, no digital clocks were in sight. With all the bubbles floating around, the whole land looks like it was underwater. Everything is an ocean blue, too. The ground is blue, and so is the horizon. All of the plant life are underwater plants like kelp and anemone. The only thing not ocean-related are the consorts, which were chameleons.

==>Continue building up Lucy's house.

Enough sight-seeing. You head back to your laptop and continue building.

==> Humor the interruption

Once again, you take a break from beating imps to read the message.

==> Listen to your mentor

Open spritelog:

==> Message Lucy back

FE: hEy lucy(3
FE: do you nEEd hElp with thE Frog stuFF-(3?

Mike Tyson is lucky that you love him so much that you would offer to help out with something that doesn't involve fighting.

==> Respond to Greg

WO: {if you're offering that might be the best thing!}
WO: {that's very nice and considerate of you!}
WO: {hehe :)}

==> Go up to your roof

You hop up and walk back in your house. Then up the stairs to the roof. It looks like Lulu had built pretty high.

WO: {hey lulu, do you need more grist?}
WO: {i'm not sure when more imps will fly up here, but uh, i could find a way to get them.}
WO: {i dunno.}

==> Notice Tysonsprite's proud expression

No! Doing that will stop you from punching sprites! You have been collecting lots of this grist stuff; maybe in a while you'll stop to ask Lulu what to do with it.

==>Answer Lucy.

AV: {II think you are good on grist for now.}
AV: {II just need to build a little more and you should be able to get to your gate.}

==>Continue building.

You put the finishing touches on your masterpiece of a house extension. Everything is stacked in a neat and orderly fashion and the structure is quite stable. You've never thought about being an architect, but this makes you consider. You quickly stop considering since now is not the time to do that. You need to focus on the game.

==> Go alchemize a few last minute things.

You rush downstairs and create a HOMING COMPUTER, which floats behind you where ever you go. Then you create ADVENTURE QUILLS, which were like your more recent quills but these create maps of where you've been. These could be useful. You then equip your LUCY COSPLAY and put in your headphones. You have already put several other items in your sylladex that you don't feel like looking at now. You put on some awesome electronic sounding music.

==> Lucy: Ascend.

You see Lucy climbing up her house and you decide to send her one last message before she gets too distracted.

AV: {Bbe careful, Llucy!}

==> Remember about the wings.

You remember the wings half way up and decide to use them. You go to the edge of the platform you're on, and pray that these work. You leap off and squint your eyes shut. But lo and behold they work! You feel a little bad because Lulu did build all of this nice stuff for you. You figure this is more time efficient though.

==> Keep ascending.

You continue to ascend and focus on getting through the gate to go to the next part of your land. Once you find a nice place to land you will learn more about what you're supposed to do, since you find out that you're a Space player.

==> Message Lulu

You have been collecting so much grist that you don't know what to do with it. A small voice momentarily pops into your head, telling you that you have all the grist. All of it. You shake it off and begin to pester Lulu.

FE: so, lulu(3
FE: whats going on-(3?
FE: and as a follow up quEstion, do you know what this grist is For-(3?

==>Answer Greg.

AV: {Wwhat's going on with what?}
AV: {Aand that grist is for building things. Iit is used by your server player. Tthey use it to build your house up so you can get to your first gate.}

==>Alchemize more stuff.

You head over to your Alchemiter and start alchemizing. You combine your EXPLODING PISTOL and your MAGNIFYING GLASS to make the SNIPER PISTOL. It can now hit things from much farther away. It comes with a convenient scope, too! You combine your NORMAL OUTFIT and your brother's SLAB OF SOLID STEEL to make the OUTFIT ARMOR. It looks exactly like your normal outfit and feels exactly the same, but it is as solid as steel when hit.

==>Look for something to Tier 2 prototype with.

You start looking around, but you find that coming up with something useful, but not useful is really difficult. You didn't really get a choice on what to prototype with first.

==> Reply to AV

FE: i just mEant, whats up in gEnEral-(3?
FE: and thanks For thE inFo(3
FE: yourE as solid as an IRON=(3!

==> Pester Cael

FE: hEy, my FriEnd=(3!
FE: how arE you doing-(3?
FE: Fighting hard-(3?

AV: {Ooh.}
AV: {Aand thank you?}

You decide to try to throw something useless in Lulusprite. She's already useful enough, you need to make her a little less useful. You throw a pencil, but she dodges.

Sprite Log:

==>Prototype with stuffed animal.

You take the stuffed cat your bro gave you for your 7th birthday. You love seeing it put to good use, but you hate that you'll never see it again. Oh well. The memories inside it will live on through Lulusprite. You toss it in and Lulusprite gains cat ears and cat paws.

Sprite Log:

==> Sit on your butt and gaze around.

You do just exactly that! You cannot see your house in sight, although you could use your ADVENTURE QUILLS to figure out where it is. This thought hasn't occurred to you yet though, so let's keep this a secret. You notice and extremely long river that goes on for miles in either direction. 'This must got to and come from the lake' you think to yourself. It's the most logical thing you can think of.
You get up, rubbing your bum from the fall. Sure your wings slowed you down, but not enough to make a gentle landing. Why was it so high up? Gates weren't supposed to be that high up.

==>Change your text color.

Heck. No. You don't wish to use such a bland color. Not only do you think it is a kind courtesy to your chums, but also to posterity who may re-read the pesterlogs. And besides, the color matched your shirt and made your text seem happy. You like happy. Happy is a goo thing to be.
A frog hops across your shoe. Excellent form, 10/10 little frog.

==>Check on Lucy.

You are quite worried about her, though you certainly won't admit that.

AV: {Ddid you make it through safely?}
AV: {Wwhat was it like?}