Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)

shroudedVerdict [SV] began trolling neuroticPsychosis [NP]
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SV: Hello kjd,
SV: How js your njght currently?
NP: It's 0-k
NP: No-t BAD, per-say.
NP: But also- no-t go-o-d haha
NP: No-thing to- co-mplain abo-ut.
NP: Let's walk and talk, tho-ugh.
NP: I think I'm no-t co-nvincing the do-ctor very much
NP: You kno-w, abo-ut getting o-ff the o-rbital tin can I am stuck o-n.
NP: Wish we co-uld go- and do- things to-gether like normal tro-lls never do- anyhow!
SV: J thjnk you wjll fjnd that there js no such thjng as a “normal troll”,
SV: You may even be more normal than most,
SV: J get your pojnt though, J’ve been jn roughly your same shoes,
SV: That’s exactly why J’d ljke to help you out,
SV: Jnterested?
NP: To-tally.
NP: Are yo-u the kind o-f troll who- leads o-ther peo-ple by the no-se and then dumps them o-ff in a depressed heap?
NP: Go-tta say, that isn't really a new archetype.
NP: So- if yo-u are thinking that way.
NP: Which...
NP: Is mo-re likely than so-meo-ne actually vo-lunteering to- help so-meo-ne else.
NP: Let's face it, that will get yo-u culled, assuming yo-u are under that threat.
NP: But I am no-netheless interested, because fuck it, I have babies to- make and I can't do- that here.
SV: Jt’s rude to jmply somebody tryjng to help you js takjng advantage of you,
SV: Jntelljgent... but rude,
SV: What can J say? People take advantage of others,
SV: J won’t try to guarantee how trustworhy J am, J won’t try to guarantee your safety, J won’t even try to guarantee your ljfe, Just because jt would be pojntless,
SV: Jf you fall off a cljff on your own voljtjon, that js your fault,
SV: You would be surprjsed how many cljff-jumpers J’ve helped out,
SV: Honestly, J personally don’t care about culljng threats as much as most people,
SV: J’ve recejeved too many threats and J am fully prepared for one to actually be carrjed out as well,
SV: Anyways, do you have any weapons? J doubt you would bejng monjtored and stuff, Jf so, J thjnk you’re smart enough to fjnd somethjng, Sharp thjngs and projectjles are my suggestjon,
SV: Jf you have a phone, jt would help jf you opened up a vjdeo feed that J can vjew,
SV: J happen to be qujte good at seejng thjngs that one normally wouldn’t see,
NP: There is no-thing even remo-tely sharp, and my sylladex has 'Parental Contro-l' settings.
NP: I co-uldn't pick up anything sharp if it existed.
NP: My speccubus is equally crippled.
NP: It is mirror/spookind.
NP: It is useless because spo-o-ns are no-t sharp and mirro-rs are no-t sharp.
NP: 0-o
NP: But as yo-u can see (If yo-u are packing a go-o-d eye and a pro-per graphics card) is that my envio-rnment is no-thing if no-t lavish.
NP: It is no-thing.
NP: I think that yo-u have no reason at all to be impressed.
SV: J don’t have eyes, lady,
SV: J do however see your envjronment jsn’t that… beautjful,
SV: J do however see that you’re beautjful,
SV: That’s rjght, Mjster Eyeless js calljng you beautjful,
SV: Ejther way, lemme see,,,
SV: Shatterjng your mjrror would be heard by your hjghblood guardjan,
SV: He js fajrly nearby,
SV: J wouldn’t suggest tryjng jt muffled ejther,
SV: Equjp the colorjng stjck,
SV: Jf you aren’t jn spoonkjnd, swjtch to jt,
SV: J already know jt’s jn spoonkjnd, but for posterjtjes sake,
SV: Move your bed to the sjde, QUJETLY,
SV: Where jt was, you should see a console,
SV: Use the spoon to unscrew jt,
SV: Take the contajner that was jn the console,
SV: There should be enough pressurjzed water jn there to help you wjth the next step,
SV: Then scream,
SV: When your guardjan comes jn,
SV: Run out the door,
SV: After that, kjck the handle off,
SV: That wjll keep hjs hands full for long enough,
SV: Send me a message after you do thjs.
SV: Somebody else seems to be notjfyjng me on Trolljan,
NP: Why?
NP: And why?
NP: But also-, understo-o-d I think.
NP: I will impro-vise heavily.

shroudedVerdict [SV] began trolling neuroticPsychosis [NP]
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SV: Hello kjd,
SV: How js your njght currently?
NP: It's 0-k
NP: No-t BAD, per-say.
NP: But also- no-t go-o-d haha
NP: No-thing to- co-mplain abo-ut.
NP: Let's walk and talk, tho-ugh.
NP: I think I'm no-t co-nvincing the do-ctor very much
NP: You kno-w, abo-ut getting o-ff the o-rbital tin can I am stuck o-n.
NP: Wish we co-uld go- and do- things to-gether like normal tro-lls never do- anyhow!
SV: J thjnk you wjll fjnd that there js no such thjng as a “normal troll”,
SV: You may even be more normal than most,
SV: J get your pojnt though, J’ve been jn roughly your same shoes,
SV: That’s exactly why J’d ljke to help you out,
SV: Jnterested?
NP: To-tally.
NP: Are yo-u the kind o-f troll who- leads o-ther peo-ple by the no-se and then dumps them o-ff in a depressed heap?
NP: Go-tta say, that isn't really a new archetype.
NP: So- if yo-u are thinking that way.
NP: Which...
NP: Is mo-re likely than so-meo-ne actually vo-lunteering to- help so-meo-ne else.
NP: Let's face it, that will get yo-u culled, assuming yo-u are under that threat.
NP: But I am no-netheless interested, because fuck it, I have babies to- make and I can't do- that here.
SV: Jt’s rude to jmply somebody tryjng to help you js takjng advantage of you,
SV: Jntelljgent... but rude,
SV: What can J say? People take advantage of others,
SV: J won’t try to guarantee how trustworhy J am, J won’t try to guarantee your safety, J won’t even try to guarantee your ljfe, Just because jt would be pojntless,
SV: Jf you fall off a cljff on your own voljtjon, that js your fault,
SV: You would be surprjsed how many cljff-jumpers J’ve helped out,
SV: Honestly, J personally don’t care about culljng threats as much as most people,
SV: J’ve recejeved too many threats and J am fully prepared for one to actually be carrjed out as well,
SV: Anyways, do you have any weapons? J doubt you would bejng monjtored and stuff, Jf so, J thjnk you’re smart enough to fjnd somethjng, Sharp thjngs and projectjles are my suggestjon,
SV: Jf you have a phone, jt would help jf you opened up a vjdeo feed that J can vjew,
SV: J happen to be qujte good at seejng thjngs that one normally wouldn’t see,
NP: There is no-thing even remo-tely sharp, and my sylladex has 'Parental Contro-l' settings.
NP: I co-uldn't pick up anything sharp if it existed.
NP: My speccubus is equally crippled.
NP: It is mirror/spookind.
NP: It is useless because spo-o-ns are no-t sharp and mirro-rs are no-t sharp.
NP: 0-o
NP: But as yo-u can see (If yo-u are packing a go-o-d eye and a pro-per graphics card) is that my envio-rnment is no-thing if no-t lavish.
NP: It is no-thing.
NP: I think that yo-u have no reason at all to be impressed.
SV: J don’t have eyes, lady,
SV: J do however see your envjronment jsn’t that… beautjful,
SV: J do however see that you’re beautjful,
SV: That’s rjght, Mjster Eyeless js calljng you beautjful,
SV: Ejther way, lemme see,,,
SV: Shatterjng your mjrror would be heard by your hjghblood guardjan,
SV: He js fajrly nearby,
SV: J wouldn’t suggest tryjng jt muffled ejther,
SV: Equjp the colorjng stjck,
SV: Jf you aren’t jn spoonkjnd, swjtch to jt,
SV: J already know jt’s jn spoonkjnd, but for posterjtjes sake,
SV: Move your bed to the sjde, QUJETLY,
SV: Where jt was, you should see a console,
SV: Use the spoon to unscrew jt,
SV: Take the contajner that was jn the console,
SV: There should be enough pressurjzed water jn there to help you wjth the next step,
SV: Then scream,
SV: When your guardjan comes jn,
SV: Run out the door,
SV: After that, kjck the handle off,
SV: That wjll keep hjs hands full for long enough,
SV: Send me a message after you do thjs.
SV: Somebody else seems to be notjfyjng me on Trolljan,
NP: Why?
NP: And why?
NP: But also-, understo-o-d I think.
NP: I will impro-vise heavily.
NP: Did y-ou see that?
NP: I like to- think that I have finesse.
NP: I think I understand that co-ncept better than mo-st tro-lls.
NP: What next, what next?