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Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Meanwhile, in a beautiful beach hive somewhere else on Alternia, a rather dashing young cerulean blood was dancing to some trash electro swing in the main hall. This troll just so happened to be Loouci Fereli, one of the youngest mob bosses in Alternian history, and a damn good one at that. It seemed to be his calling, for two reasons; he was a ladies man naturally and knew how to play his cards to get what he wanted. No wonder he was rolling in metaphorical dough. His husktop was open on one of the chairs against the wall, hooked up to a few speakers playing the obnoxiously loud music. His Trollian was open, but he hadn't received any messages in a while. Probably because he was on vacation. Man, the life of a mob boss sure was tiring. That was sarcastic, of course. To be fully honest, it was just sitting around all day looking intimidating ordering idiots to kill other idiots and to relay messages back and forth all the while racking up more metaphorical dough. Because of this life, he didn't quite have too many friends, but who cares. He had everything he needed. Money, three hives to hop back and forth from as well as plenty of safehouses, and an adoring lusus. Boy, did he ever love his wolverine lusus. Always there to claw someone's face off for him, which he had done a few times in the past. No reason not to love such a cute creature. Lusus love aside, he'd slide over to his husktop just to check Trollian. Still no new messages. Perhaps he'd start a conversation with someone after the next few songs. This was his workout after all. Have to keep slim to fit into that damn suit. But keeping slim could wait. It was time for him to get over himself and talk to someone. stitchedSnowman sounded pretty COOL. Damn it, he made himself laugh. Might as well strike up a conversation with this lad. .. Or lass.
- Trollian Log:
lentoDanza [LD] began trolling stitchedSnowman [SS]
LD: Heya dpll. Hpw are ypu dpin' pn this lpvely night? Pr day, I haven't checked putside yet.
LD: Also, sprry if ypu're a guy. stitchedSnpwman is neutral gendered, in my perspnal ppinion.
LD: But hey, whp am I tp be the judge?
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Oh, hey! A troll beep! From lentoDanza! Man that, that sounded kind of ominous actually. Hum. Well, no judging books by their covers he guessed. He got up and began the long walk to his nice, frostbite free hive.
Huh. Wonder why this guy just assumed he was a gal? Seemed kind of odd. But oh well, probably just a guess gone wrong. He knew he had plenty of those!
- Trollian Log:
SS: Well, sup dude.
SS: Eh d()n't w()rry I d()n't really care either way.
SS: Th()ugh it d()es have the w()rd man at the end s() if I was a girl I'd likely add a w() bef()re that little diddy.
SS: And frankly I d()n't kn()w wh() y()u are t() judge. I'm ()zeath Cyr()()s, a pleasure t() meet'cha!
SS: H()w's y()ur night g()ing? I've just g()t hunting and got a big catch - d() y()u kn()w the Empress-appr()ved c()unter measures t() lacerati()ns? EACML f()r sh()rt.
Huh. Wonder why this guy just assumed he was a gal? Seemed kind of odd. But oh well, probably just a guess gone wrong. He knew he had plenty of those!
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
It was a particularly hot night. Artpor was situated in a tree, tongue lolling out as they panted heavily. They had just been playing a couple of rounds of 'tag' with their lusus and their pack - despite the disadvantages - and now the pack of four have sauntered away, leaving the troll to themselves. That was fine, Artpor could entertain themselves.
Speaking of entertainment, Artpor had spotted their new play thing. They saw him a few miles back, and had followed him and gone farther ahead of the brownblood after he took a break from walking. They felt quite lucky, usually it was a hit or miss when it came to guess which way a troll would go. But there he is, and there they were, watching diligently, claws tapping gently against the bark while they waited for him to get ahead once again so they could get out of the tree and continue to follow.
Hopefully, Scree doesn't make her way back to her charge before Artpor could have fun with this one.
Speaking of entertainment, Artpor had spotted their new play thing. They saw him a few miles back, and had followed him and gone farther ahead of the brownblood after he took a break from walking. They felt quite lucky, usually it was a hit or miss when it came to guess which way a troll would go. But there he is, and there they were, watching diligently, claws tapping gently against the bark while they waited for him to get ahead once again so they could get out of the tree and continue to follow.
Hopefully, Scree doesn't make her way back to her charge before Artpor could have fun with this one.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Marzin calmed his pace a bit, the feeling of worry he had from the whole incident with the Jade blood's warning fading. He was now sauntering through the second leg of his journey, the feeling of nearly being home and out of the darn woods pressing him onward through the foliage. He had the vaguest feeling that he was being watched but, to be fair, he always felt like he was being watched. For what Alternia lacked in habitable light it made up for in deadly creatures with great eye sight. Eh, he was probably just still spooked.
His lusus looked scared but he didn't pay her much attention, instead pulling out his newly acquired furbeast jawbone and looking at it. He polished a few spots of red off with his sleeve and then placed the poor beasts body part in one of his back pockets. All in all, it had been an alright night, and his proximity from home even made him whistle out a little tune as he walked.
His lusus looked scared but he didn't pay her much attention, instead pulling out his newly acquired furbeast jawbone and looking at it. He polished a few spots of red off with his sleeve and then placed the poor beasts body part in one of his back pockets. All in all, it had been an alright night, and his proximity from home even made him whistle out a little tune as he walked.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Like a graceful predator, Artpor slid from their roost, and began to trek closely - well, as close as they could without arousing more suspicion from his tiny lusus - behind him. He appeared to have something with him, already sparking their interest in whatever that thing was. With a wickedly, toothy grin, they quietly made their way past Marzin once again, making a rather large loop so he could not spot them among the trees.
Now to set the plan in motion.
When they had made their way ahead, Artpor had swiped one of the thicker sticks off of the ground. Step one. They waited for a moment, waiting for him once more, and then...
SNAP
Artpor broke the stick, creating a rather nice noise. They were quick, setting it down on the ground, and taking a moment to press it down in the ground before receding deeper into the woods and farther back behind him.
Now to set the plan in motion.
When they had made their way ahead, Artpor had swiped one of the thicker sticks off of the ground. Step one. They waited for a moment, waiting for him once more, and then...
SNAP
Artpor broke the stick, creating a rather nice noise. They were quick, setting it down on the ground, and taking a moment to press it down in the ground before receding deeper into the woods and farther back behind him.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Marzin reacted quickly to the noise, squinting his eyes as he scanned the surroundings. His lusus was freaking out, it was distracting enough that he gently patted the little mouse to calm her down then placed her inside of one of his pockets, away from immediate danger. He quickly brought out his axe from his specibus and began to approach the origin of the noise. Once through he saw the broken stick sitting in the dirt, had something stepped on it. He pauses to think for a moment and calls out,
"Hello...?"
He makes sure to hold out his axe in front of him as he watches for an indication of a response, maybe it had just been some small animal scared away by it's own blunder? Either way he had to be careful. He leaned down and picked up the stick.
"Hello...?"
He makes sure to hold out his axe in front of him as he watches for an indication of a response, maybe it had just been some small animal scared away by it's own blunder? Either way he had to be careful. He leaned down and picked up the stick.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
He took the bait. Time for step two. Artpor, began to make a deep, animalistic groan. Nothing too loud, but enough to hear over other small noises in the forest. They moved as soon as they were done, their footsteps light and careful so as not to step on a twig or something yet.
Groaaaan...
They made another noise, this time more closer to him, and a little louder. And they moved again, and purposefully breaking a twig beneath their feet. Cue another impossible sound, something akin to a guttural squawk, and brushing again leaves and bushes, but still remaining just out of Marzin's sight.
And then silence.
Groaaaan...
They made another noise, this time more closer to him, and a little louder. And they moved again, and purposefully breaking a twig beneath their feet. Cue another impossible sound, something akin to a guttural squawk, and brushing again leaves and bushes, but still remaining just out of Marzin's sight.
And then silence.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Marzin was beginning to panic as more and more sounds began to surround him. Having to point his axe in a different direction every few moments. He was surrounded, how many were there? He had lost count. He let a breath out slowly and listened until there was a silence, he had a vague idea of what might be an opening. Fuck it, he wan't going to have a better chance than now.
He grips his axe in his right hand and bolts out from the spot the original stick had been broken. Hoping over a bit of foliage and sprinting through the trees. He was thankful running away had been a regular thing for him because he was quite good at it, keeping a constant strong pace as he moved.
He grips his axe in his right hand and bolts out from the spot the original stick had been broken. Hoping over a bit of foliage and sprinting through the trees. He was thankful running away had been a regular thing for him because he was quite good at it, keeping a constant strong pace as he moved.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Artpor made more squawking sounds act as a group of lusii communicating with each other, and began to run after him, hurdling over bushes and other foliage so they would not trip. They were closing in on him, eyeing the jawbone with a toothy grin. There lusus would chide at them if they happen to come home (or if she finds them) in a really bad condition over something they probably already have, but it's the thrill of the chase, and knowing that they actually got it, that made this moment worth it.
Deeming it to be the right time, Artpor pushed themselves to go just a little faster - they would probably regret it later - and with a loud screech, lunged with their hands forward, pushing on his upper back with all of their force to get him down and pin him.
Deeming it to be the right time, Artpor pushed themselves to go just a little faster - they would probably regret it later - and with a loud screech, lunged with their hands forward, pushing on his upper back with all of their force to get him down and pin him.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Marzin tumbles forward onto his face, the momentum of both the runners speed dragging him across the floor for a moment. He threw his arms forward to take the brunt of the skidding. The weight on top of him was lighter than he was expecting but rational thought didn't really come into play, as far as he was concerned some nefarious beast was trying to eat him.
He feels himself getting pinned, letting go of his axe to get better manoeuvrability. He begins to thrash and jerk with as much strength as he could muster in his position, placing one arm on the ground to support him and attempting to swing back at his attacker with the other.
He feels himself getting pinned, letting go of his axe to get better manoeuvrability. He begins to thrash and jerk with as much strength as he could muster in his position, placing one arm on the ground to support him and attempting to swing back at his attacker with the other.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Artpor made an pleased sound, finding enjoyment in the bigger troll's struggle, but knew they couldn't keep the brownblood down for too long. They reached one hand down to the seat of his pants, placing the other on the back of his neck and pushing down to hopefully limit some of the movement, and began to pat his rear to feel which pocket he had shoved the furbeast jawbone in. Feeling the hard, triangular shape of the jaw, they slid their hand into the pocket, pulling out the bone and grunting in triumph.
Now here was the tricky part; to dismount. They rolled off his back, not stopping until there was at least an arm's distance between them and him, and they sprung up. They felt the strongest urge to taunt Marzin by waving the item in his face, but Artpor resisted. Instead, they squawked cheerfully at him, and absconded with his jaw bone.
Now here was the tricky part; to dismount. They rolled off his back, not stopping until there was at least an arm's distance between them and him, and they sprung up. They felt the strongest urge to taunt Marzin by waving the item in his face, but Artpor resisted. Instead, they squawked cheerfully at him, and absconded with his jaw bone.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Marzin pushed himself up to his feet as soon as his attacker rolled off him, What he saw was another troll making an animal sound before running off. Marzin was... confused, plenty angry, but more confused. What the actual heck was that about? It didn't occur to him that the animal sounds were being completely fabricated by the mad troll, he was still coming down from his adrenaline rush.
When Marzin had calmed down he checked in his pockets, Mousemom was alright. Safe and sound though a little shaken up, luckily she is so small lest his tumble would have crushed her. Everything seemed to be fine except for... oh frickin' god dang it. His jawbone was missing, the thing he had spent that last two bloody days looking for. He would've cut his losses now and gone home but without that evidence his little community won't believe he actually solved their problem. And that will make the his life very hard. He was so close to being home... aw jeez.
Marzin sighs, picking up his axe and placing it in his strife specibus. He was gonna have to chase down whatever that troll was. That meant tracking. This was gonna be a right pain, people are more careful about their tracks than animals. Though from the looks of it, whoever that troll was acted half animal themselves.
When Marzin had calmed down he checked in his pockets, Mousemom was alright. Safe and sound though a little shaken up, luckily she is so small lest his tumble would have crushed her. Everything seemed to be fine except for... oh frickin' god dang it. His jawbone was missing, the thing he had spent that last two bloody days looking for. He would've cut his losses now and gone home but without that evidence his little community won't believe he actually solved their problem. And that will make the his life very hard. He was so close to being home... aw jeez.
Marzin sighs, picking up his axe and placing it in his strife specibus. He was gonna have to chase down whatever that troll was. That meant tracking. This was gonna be a right pain, people are more careful about their tracks than animals. Though from the looks of it, whoever that troll was acted half animal themselves.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Artpor was chittering in excitement, slowing down to a light jog once they figured they had put enough distance between them and their old play thing. They were panting, and their legs ached like hell... but they did the thing. They did it! Artpor hopped eagerly, bouncing on their toes like a wriggler.
Artpor started to call out to their lusus, being just as noisy as they could be to get the pack's attention. They were never too far away, but sometimes Scree and the other scalebeasts tend to ignore them from time to time. Now seems to be one of those times, which was a little disheartening to Artpor. They were excited! They wanted to show of their spoils to their lusus!
The mustardblood began to wander, every so often calling out in their odd language to their lusus and her pack. They weren't all that stupid, they would guess the troll might come back for his jaw bone, but they would never know. It was still a good idea to be cautious, spacing out their outlandish calls.
Artpor started to call out to their lusus, being just as noisy as they could be to get the pack's attention. They were never too far away, but sometimes Scree and the other scalebeasts tend to ignore them from time to time. Now seems to be one of those times, which was a little disheartening to Artpor. They were excited! They wanted to show of their spoils to their lusus!
The mustardblood began to wander, every so often calling out in their odd language to their lusus and her pack. They weren't all that stupid, they would guess the troll might come back for his jaw bone, but they would never know. It was still a good idea to be cautious, spacing out their outlandish calls.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Marzin started off slow, he was at least spared the difficulty of figuring out a direction though he does concede that his quarry could've been intentionally misleading him, either way he had signs to follow. Another thing he had going for him was the uniqueness of his target, a Troll was rare compared to other animals. An unshoed Troll, even more so, but they were also fairly fleet footed. He knew that from how easily they sneaked around him and caught up to him in full sprint. It would take him a while but persistence beats speed in his experience.
He begins along the path, his eyes scanning for signs of movement. Stomped grass, rustled bushes, foot sprints etc. He had to correct his course a few times before he had a solid path, once he was certain he picked up his pace.
He begins along the path, his eyes scanning for signs of movement. Stomped grass, rustled bushes, foot sprints etc. He had to correct his course a few times before he had a solid path, once he was certain he picked up his pace.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Turns out you didn't fall asleep. The feeling of something crawling in your skin ((plz do a kill of me)) was too painful for you to ignore to reach a state of half-consciousness. Whenever you thought you could finally slip away into dreamland, you would either cough up more blood, or another sharp pain would shake your ass right back into reality.
Eventually, though, it wore off enough for you to stand with leaning on something. With a bit of trouble, you manage to haul yourself into your chair, where you promptly lean back and stare at the screen.
It took you a few moments, but you then realized that the person you messaged actually responded to you. You can't remember how long ago it was, but you still type a response.
Eventually, though, it wore off enough for you to stand with leaning on something. With a bit of trouble, you manage to haul yourself into your chair, where you promptly lean back and stare at the screen.
It took you a few moments, but you then realized that the person you messaged actually responded to you. You can't remember how long ago it was, but you still type a response.
- Trollianlog:
- instigatingMaul [IE] Began trolling melodicShowgirl [MS]
IE: d0n't dЯInk the fЯuIt juIce
IE: y0u'LL hurt 4LL 0ver 4fteЯwaЯds
IE: y0u'LL come to ЯegЯet it
IE: c0u9hIn9 up bl00d Is not veЯy pLe4s4nt
MS: firStly what typE of fruit juiCE waS it, likE would you bE ablE to givE a deSCription of the fruit? SECondly do not drink your own blood, it might makE thE Situation worSE.
MS: now you'll alSo want to drink plEnty of watEr So thEn you don't diE of dEhydration.
IE: I d0n't kn0w wh4t the fuck fruIt It w4s
IE: It gЯ0ws 4Я0und where I LIve
IE: I dЯInk It 4LL the tIme
IE: I'm teLLing y0u n0t t0
IE: s0 y0u d0n't c0me d0wn fr0m It 4nd c0ugh up bL00d 4nd be In p4In
IE: bec4use It sucks
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Oh shit, it was a guy. Haha, oops..?
While this was going on, Viseri watched from above. A small grin spread across her lips, whispering to her lusus. "Down. Quickly now." The moth silently diving down, landing directly in the mustardblood's path, wings spread to block it completely. Viseri had hopped down at a distance where she wouldn't snap her ankles and die, behind them. "So, pal, what do you have there? Looks pretty neat, if you ask me." Trying to choke back a snicker, trying to keep her face as serious as possible. She had made sure not to leave her saw back at her hive. "Only thing is, I don't believe that jawbone belongs to you. Which is why you are going to kindly set it down on the ground and put your grubby little hands up." Pressing the saw to their back happily, holding them by the bottom of their hair. Or, mothmom would just grab it with an antennae, Viseri in the other, quickly taking off. "COME ON, THAT WAS GOING TO BE COOL!" Clutching her saw to her chest, being swung around like mad before gently being set on her back, as well as the jawbone. Viseri quickly grabbing it, holding it tightly in one hand and pulling out her grubphone in the other.
- Trollian Log:
lentoDanza [LD] began trolling stitchedSnowman [SS]
LD: Heya dpll. Hpw are ypu dpin' pn this lpvely night? Pr day, I haven't checked putside yet.
LD: Also, sprry if ypu're a guy. stitchedSnpwman is neutral gendered, in my perspnal ppinion.
LD: But hey, whp am I tp be the judge?
SS: Well, sup dude.
SS: Eh d()n't w()rry I d()n't really care either way.
SS: Th()ugh it d()es have the w()rd man at the end s() if I was a girl I'd likely add a w() bef()re that little diddy.
SS: And frankly I d()n't kn()w wh() y()u are t() judge. I'm ()zeath Cyr()()s, a pleasure t() meet'cha!
SS: H()w's y()ur night g()ing? I've just g()t hunting and got a big catch - d() y()u kn()w the Empress-appr()ved c()unter measures t() lacerati()ns? EACML f()r sh()rt.
LD: First thing's first, np hpmp,
LD: Secpnd thing's secpnd, I'm Loouci Fereli,
LD: And third thing's third, I didn't knpw, actually. What'd ypu catch?
While this was going on, Viseri watched from above. A small grin spread across her lips, whispering to her lusus. "Down. Quickly now." The moth silently diving down, landing directly in the mustardblood's path, wings spread to block it completely. Viseri had hopped down at a distance where she wouldn't snap her ankles and die, behind them. "So, pal, what do you have there? Looks pretty neat, if you ask me." Trying to choke back a snicker, trying to keep her face as serious as possible. She had made sure not to leave her saw back at her hive. "Only thing is, I don't believe that jawbone belongs to you. Which is why you are going to kindly set it down on the ground and put your grubby little hands up." Pressing the saw to their back happily, holding them by the bottom of their hair. Or, mothmom would just grab it with an antennae, Viseri in the other, quickly taking off. "COME ON, THAT WAS GOING TO BE COOL!" Clutching her saw to her chest, being swung around like mad before gently being set on her back, as well as the jawbone. Viseri quickly grabbing it, holding it tightly in one hand and pulling out her grubphone in the other.
- Trollian Log:
internetMoth [IM] began trolling chipperChop [CC]
IM: Marzin, hey.
IM: Know anyone who had a jawbone stolen? I just stole one from a mustard blood who looked pretty rough.
IM: I'm up in the air right now if you're in the area.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Marzin heard the beeping of his portable device, taking it out to see a message from his original conversational partner. Wonder what she wants? Oh... what? She had his jaw bone. Was she watching the entire time? Marzin rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment, that also means she saw his dumb ass getting robbed. As far as first impressions go, watching someone getting fooled and overpowered in their own 'environment' wasn't the best. Wasn't the worst, mind you, but he imagines she won't be all too impressed when she hands over the jaw bone. He replies,
Despite the embarrassment, he was incredibly grateful for the kind act. He didn't know what was worse, the possibility of having to go back to the community empty handed and suffer the consequences or the certainty of getting the jawbone back through violence. Either way, his new fond friend saved him from that worry. He waves to her as she appears over head on a giant moth, steeping out into a clearing were he was easily visible.
- Trollian Log:
internetMoth [IM] began trolling chipperChop [CC]
IM: Marzin, hey.
IM: Know anyone who had a jawbone stolen? I just stole one from a mustard blood who looked pretty rough.
IM: I'm up in the air right now if you're in the area.
CC: ye@h i did
CC: g#t my dumb self r#bbed
CC: ill meet y@ in @ clearing ne@rby
Despite the embarrassment, he was incredibly grateful for the kind act. He didn't know what was worse, the possibility of having to go back to the community empty handed and suffer the consequences or the certainty of getting the jawbone back through violence. Either way, his new fond friend saved him from that worry. He waves to her as she appears over head on a giant moth, steeping out into a clearing were he was easily visible.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Viseri peering around, spotting him quickly and steering mothmom down. He really wasn't that far away. Waving, and even cracking a dumb little smile. Her lusus would land with a thump infront of him, Vis hopping down. She'd take one look at him, a dark blush spreading across her face. How could every troll she meet be taller than her? How? Another question, why weren't they as scrawny as her? Oh, right, they actually leave the hive. They're hunters, not no-lives like her. She'd peer up at him, fixing her glasses. "U-Uh, yeah. Here." Holding it out for him. Tall, muscular, athletic.. Damn it, it was like one of those romcoms she watched. No, no no. Viseri needed to calm the hell down. This was the first troll she had actually interacted with in what seemed to be sweeps. She shouldn't blow it this early. Take it slow. Friendship is still a thing. Friendship first, right? Friendship doesn't freak trolls out, at least she didn't think so. "How'd you manage to have it stolen in the first place? I only saw the other troll scampering off with it. After dancing and hopping around like a fool, though." Quickly fixing her hair and coat. Had to look somewhat presentable for him.
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Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Marzin took the jaw bone out of her hand, looking down at it with a smile. She had saved him a heck load of trouble. He was so preoccupied with checking the teeth were intact that he didn't realise the out she had given him concerning how it was taken from him. His honest nature got the better of him, "The little scamp tricked me into thinking I was surrounded then tackled my ass to the ground when I tried running away." He shrugged, placing the jawbone into his back pocket. He gave her a warm grin, patting her on the shoulder, "Thanks alot, Viseri." He nodded, removing his hand. He noticed she was acting a little fidgety, maybe she was nervous. It was probably his appearance, she was incredibly well dressed and neat. Tracking through nature and getting tackled to the ground has left him looking pretty rough. Plus it didn't do well for the smell either. He looked like seven servings of battered shit compared to her. He dusts off his coat a little, "So what are you doing in the area, out enjoying a mid night fly?"
PerpetuallyAdroit- Moppet of Destiny
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Join date : 2015-03-18
Age : 25
Location : Land of Smoke and Lakes
Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Wow, he just met her today and she is already willing to potentially die for him. He definitely wants her on the throne now" She'S AN AxolotL, AnD It'S FinE YoU ArE TryinG YouR BesT TO HelP. AnD SomE HelP SearchinG FoR HeR WoulD BE MucH AppreciateD." He smiled and looked up at her, any and all fears he'd held before are gone and now he believed that they were becoming friends. After all, she cared enough about him to help him find his lusus. This might be the start of something amazing.
After a few minutes of freaking out Caroll finally calmed herself and was ready to respond to the message. Seems like she got a hold of herself, but the cold sweet was still happening.
She kept her computer on and received a notification from the troll who drank the poisonous fruit juice. So that was supposed to be a warning to her? She guesses it makes sense now?
After a few minutes of freaking out Caroll finally calmed herself and was ready to respond to the message. Seems like she got a hold of herself, but the cold sweet was still happening.
- Trollian Log:
melodicShowgirl [MS] began trolling internetMoth [IM]
MS: hEllo! I guESS, wEll Sorry if i juSt ruinEd your day! i rEally don't havE any friEndS on thiS SitE... So i thought itd bE grEat to makE SomE! my namE iS Caroll CirCEa by thE way! oh jEguS im nErvouS!
IM: You haven't ruined my day, trust me.
IM: I have plenty of other reasons.
IM: Anyways, my name is Viseri. It's a pleasure to meet you, Caroll.
IM: My apologies in advance if I don't respond very quickly. I'm just very stressed at the moment.
IM: I lied, I am incredibly stressed.
MS: niCE to makE your acquaintanCE , viSEri! if you don't mind mE aSking, but what waS CauSing you to StrESS out? and havE you bEEn having a bad day? oh and what iS your luSuS too?
MS: Sorry if thErE arE too many quEStionS!
IM: Let's start with the questions that won't be time consuming to answer.
IM: My lusus is a giant moth,
IM: and I have indeed been having a bad day.
IM: Now for the hard part. Explaining.
IM: Actually, I will spare you the rant and just sum things up.
IM: I hope you are familiar with Alternia's history.
IM: So. Her Epicurean Covetousness, one of the previous empresses just so happened to be.. Murdered by my ancestor.
IM: And guess whose descendant is running around, old enough to take the throne?
IM: AND GUESS WHO DIDN'T KNOW.
IM: Guess, Caroll.
IM: I'll give you a hint. It's me.
IM: Knowing how most fuchsia bloods behave, I am going to be the luckiest troll on Alternia if she doesn't cull me.
IM: I'm going to be even luckier if she doesn't even know about our history.
IM: As ashamed as I am to say this,
IM: I'm scared.
IM: Terrified, even.
MS: oh gog. oh gog. oh gog. what if ShE fEElS thE nEEd to Cull mE along with you bECauSE of thiS info i juSt rECEivEd from you... or what if ShE wantEd to alSo Cull mE for my anCEStor... but thEn again from what i'vE rEad the danSEuSE nEvEr CroSSEd the CovEtouS, aS far aS im awarE.
MS: but wE Should try to kEEp Calm in thiS Situation, at lEaSt Calm our thinkpanS.
MS: but it would bE wEird for a dESCEndant to takE rEvEngE into thEir own handS
IM: Fuchsia blooded trolls tend to be unpredictable.
IM: Make that most highbloods.
IM: But please, don't stress about it.
IM: Yes, let's just.. Calm our thinkpans.
IM: Worst case scenario;
IM: We cross paths or she sends someone after me.
IM: But if she does send someone after me, I'm not going down without a fight.
IM: Just as my ancestor did. (Or, at least it sounds like she did in the books.)
MS: ShE Could alSo think that you arE alrEady dEad, So you wouldn't bE a thrEat to hEr? and it iS bEttEr to diE Standing than on your knEES, wEll in a mEtaphoriCal SEnSE anywayS.
She kept her computer on and received a notification from the troll who drank the poisonous fruit juice. So that was supposed to be a warning to her? She guesses it makes sense now?
- Trollianlog:
- instigatingMaul [IE] Began trolling melodicShowgirl [MS]
IE: d0n't dЯInk the fЯuIt juIce
IE: y0u'LL hurt 4LL 0ver 4fteЯwaЯds
IE: y0u'LL come to ЯegЯet it
IE: c0u9hIn9 up bl00d Is not veЯy pLe4s4nt
MS: firStly what typE of fruit juiCE waS it, likE would you bE ablE to givE a deSCription of the fruit? SECondly do not drink your own blood, it might makE thE Situation worSE.
MS: now you'll alSo want to drink plEnty of watEr So thEn you don't diE of dEhydration.
IE: I d0n't kn0w wh4t the fuck fruIt It w4s
IE: It gЯ0ws 4Я0und where I LIve
IE: I dЯInk It 4LL the tIme
IE: I'm teLLing y0u n0t t0
IE: s0 y0u d0n't c0me d0wn fr0m It 4nd c0ugh up bL00d 4nd be In p4In
IE: bec4use It sucks
MS: i waS Starting to think you diEd!
MS: and ok, wEll thank you for thE warning of thE fruit, i guESS ill bE SurE to not Eat it! but SEiouSly plEaSE drink SomE watEr if you havEn't alrEady. dying of dEhydration doES not Sound likE a fun way to go...
timesrowKilling- Scurrywart
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Age : 23
Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
As Janius lifts his face from the floor with his running nose fully running, he lifts his head. He reads the message and wipes his eyes. His face glows as he smiles. I am sure if Janius had eyes, they would be twinkling in joy.
And… the child is tearing up again.
Why is the child tearing up again?
Janius lies on the ground and starts slamming his head into the ground. It’s a shame it’s carpeted so comfortably because this is supposed to be self-punishment.
Janius lies on the ground and starts slamming his head into the ground. It’s a shame it’s carpeted so comfortably because this is supposed to be self-punishment. The next logical step is to find this troll so you can help them… You could just ask, but where is the fun in that?
Now, to find this “Marzin”. This should be a fun puzzle.
As he begins to pack his stuff, he steps in a puddle of his own snot and tears.
This mess on the floor is nothing but pathetic drivel!
He shouts, ”Where the hell are you, you jncessantly sljtherjng sljtherbeast?!”
Then suddenly, a giant white snake slammed open the door to the kitchen wearing an apron. He pounces to hug his son who he notices isn’t in the best of shape.
Janius attempts to side-step out of the way, but fails, getting snuggled by the snake. Heremoves the creature and slams it to the ground.
”HOW DARE YOU TRY TO ASPHYXJATE ME, YOU SHJTHOLE?!”
Snake-dad tries to hiss out an answer, but is stopped.
”Tjme and tjme agajn, J gjve you all of thjs love, and thjs… THJS… js what you do?”
Janius reaches down and the creature that was thrown onto the ground, but it tries to slither away; however, it fails to get away, being grasped by the child in such a way that he can not be bitten.
He throws Snakedad into the lusus’ room and slams the door, locking the handle with his key. Maybe he’ll learn next time he wants to love his son.
He wraps his head with gauze as to avoid getting things in his eye sockets. He packs together a few items into his Multi-Dimensional Array sylladex.
He opens up to slot [4][4][4][4] and replaces the depleted supply of shurikens with a very large amount more. That’s rather memorable, if he says so himself, and he does.
He makes sure that his phone is still in slot [1][2][3], which it is.
He opens up to slots [4][9][1][5][1-9] and looks at his collection of fine china filled to the brim with tea.
He checks many other slots to make sure that they have their respective contents in them, which they are.
He opens up to slot [7][2][3] [0][3][2][1][3][1][1][5][0][4][7][2] [8][7][9][3][0][6] [6][1][5] [2][5][4][6][0][9] [8][9][5][7][5][0][5][2][9][4][4][7][9][6][3-7] to make sure the contents of which are still there, and they are.
Of course this ritual is pointless, because he can physically see which slot is which due to his vision no-fold, but we just had to be clunky and expositional for the sake of fun, okay?
And… the child is tearing up again.
Why is the child tearing up again?
- Trollian Log with CI:
cheeryImperial [CI] has began trolling shroudedVerdict [SV]
CI: sorry marzin, back finally! had to find my ^^ay out of my obnoxiously big hi^e first though, which kinda sucked.
CI: oh. uh. you aren't marzin.
CI: terribly sorry about that!
SV: No, no, J’m sorry,
SV: My name’s proxjmjty to thejr’s has caused a gjant detrjment to you!
SV: How can J make jt up to you?
SV: J wjll do anythjng wjthjn my power and then some more after that to fjx thjs jnjustjce J have brought upon you,
SV: J wjll gjve my ljfe for the crownbloods, and then serve you as a spjrjt jn the hereafter!
SV: J know you can not see my posjtjon rjght now, but J am on my KNEES as jt js ordajned,
CI: nonononono
CI: it's okay!
CI: my finger must'^e just slipped, is all!
CI: also uh
CI: you can stand up, i'm not mad!
SV: Thank you,
SV: Thank you,
SV: J am SO sorry for doubtjng you,
SV: J apologjze for thjnkng you weren’t mercjful,
SV: That js complete shjte on my part,
SV: Please forjve me for such jgnorance,
SV: WAJT! Don’t forgjve me, J don’t deserve jt,
SV: Great, now J have set up obljgatjon to be forgjven even though you are already so forgjvjng,
SV: J’ve done another mjs-deed to you!
Janius lies on the ground and starts slamming his head into the ground. It’s a shame it’s carpeted so comfortably because this is supposed to be self-punishment.
- Trollian Log with CI:
cheeryImperial [CI] has began trolling shroudedVerdict [SV]
CI: sorry marzin, back finally! had to find my ^^ay out of my obnoxiously big hi^e first though, which kinda sucked.
CI: oh. uh. you aren't marzin.
CI: terribly sorry about that!
SV: No, no, J’m sorry,
SV: My name’s proxjmjty to thejr’s has caused a gjant detrjment to you!
SV: How can J make jt up to you?
SV: J wjll do anythjng wjthjn my power and then some more after that to fjx thjs jnjustjce J have brought upon you,
SV: J wjll gjve my ljfe for the crownbloods, and then serve you as a spjrjt jn the hereafter!
SV: J know you can not see my posjtjon rjght now, but J am on my KNEES as jt js ordajned,
CI: nonononono
CI: it's okay!
CI: my finger must'^e just slipped, is all!
CI: also uh
CI: you can stand up, i'm not mad!
SV: Thank you,
SV: Thank you,
SV: J am SO sorry for doubtjng you,
SV: J apologjze for thjnkng you weren’t mercjful,
SV: That js complete shjte on my part,
SV: Please forjve me for such jgnorance,
SV: WAJT! Don’t forgjve me, J don’t deserve jt,
SV: Great, now J have set up obljgatjon to be forgjven even though you are already so forgjvjng,
SV: J’ve done another mjs-deed to you!
SV: J’m gojng to make thjs up to you, J swear!
shroudedVerdict [SV] has ceased trolling cheeryImperial [CI]
Janius lies on the ground and starts slamming his head into the ground. It’s a shame it’s carpeted so comfortably because this is supposed to be self-punishment. The next logical step is to find this troll so you can help them… You could just ask, but where is the fun in that?
Now, to find this “Marzin”. This should be a fun puzzle.
As he begins to pack his stuff, he steps in a puddle of his own snot and tears.
This mess on the floor is nothing but pathetic drivel!
He shouts, ”Where the hell are you, you jncessantly sljtherjng sljtherbeast?!”
Then suddenly, a giant white snake slammed open the door to the kitchen wearing an apron. He pounces to hug his son who he notices isn’t in the best of shape.
Janius attempts to side-step out of the way, but fails, getting snuggled by the snake. Heremoves the creature and slams it to the ground.
”HOW DARE YOU TRY TO ASPHYXJATE ME, YOU SHJTHOLE?!”
Snake-dad tries to hiss out an answer, but is stopped.
”Tjme and tjme agajn, J gjve you all of thjs love, and thjs… THJS… js what you do?”
Janius reaches down and the creature that was thrown onto the ground, but it tries to slither away; however, it fails to get away, being grasped by the child in such a way that he can not be bitten.
He throws Snakedad into the lusus’ room and slams the door, locking the handle with his key. Maybe he’ll learn next time he wants to love his son.
He wraps his head with gauze as to avoid getting things in his eye sockets. He packs together a few items into his Multi-Dimensional Array sylladex.
He opens up to slot [4][4][4][4] and replaces the depleted supply of shurikens with a very large amount more. That’s rather memorable, if he says so himself, and he does.
He makes sure that his phone is still in slot [1][2][3], which it is.
He opens up to slots [4][9][1][5][1-9] and looks at his collection of fine china filled to the brim with tea.
He checks many other slots to make sure that they have their respective contents in them, which they are.
He opens up to slot [7][2][3] [0][3][2][1][3][1][1][5][0][4][7][2] [8][7][9][3][0][6] [6][1][5] [2][5][4][6][0][9] [8][9][5][7][5][0][5][2][9][4][4][7][9][6][3-7] to make sure the contents of which are still there, and they are.
Of course this ritual is pointless, because he can physically see which slot is which due to his vision no-fold, but we just had to be clunky and expositional for the sake of fun, okay?
DistantRed- Ectobiolobabysitter
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Age : 26
Location : Land of Requiem and The Undead
Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Oh my gog, he touched her shoulder. She is never washing that shoulder again. Ever. "Yeah, uh, no prob." Viseri was holding in her internal screaming still. What were these feelings? She isn't a character in a romcom, this wasn't supposed to be happening. But it was. Oh, it was, and it was amazing. Shit, he asked her a question. Viseri trying to think of something to say that didn't make her sound like a complete pussy. "Yep, that's it. Just out with my lusus he--" Receiving a Trollian notification, looking down at her coat pocket and pulling it out again. "--re. I also made a new sort of.. Friend? Yeah, she's just as paranoid as I am. This should be her now, her name is Caroll."
Exhaling and shoving it back in. "I was just talking to her about that.. Jaivyn troll. Like I said, she's just as paranoid as I am about her."
Speaking of Jaivyn. She let out an exhale of relief, "Okay, an axoltl is much too small for her to feed to the horrorterror, and I kno^^ she hasn't eaten one. So ^^e're in the clear for my lusus. Also, of course I'll help look! ^^here does she usually hang out?" Picking her polearm up, smiling. This wasn't so bad, even though she did draw the thing that had possibly eaten his lusus in the sand infront of his hive. But at least it didn't. He still had a leviathan on his beach though. Jaivyn suddenly got a Trollian notification. Oh great, from the troll who seemed to like kissing her ass. She'd sigh, pulling out her grubphone, reading over his messages. "Oh my gog, is he really.." She'd groan, facepalming. Noted, don't message this shroudedVerdict guy ever again. "Athlai, ^^ould you like to see what I deal ^^ith e^ery other day before ^^e begin?" Holding out the grubphone.
- Trollian Log:
melodicShowgirl [MS] began trolling internetMoth [IM]
MS: hEllo! I guESS, wEll Sorry if i juSt ruinEd your day! i rEally don't havE any friEndS on thiS SitE... So i thought itd bE grEat to makE SomE! my namE iS Caroll CirCEa by thE way! oh jEguS im nErvouS!
IM: You haven't ruined my day, trust me.
IM: I have plenty of other reasons.
IM: Anyways, my name is Viseri. It's a pleasure to meet you, Caroll.
IM: My apologies in advance if I don't respond very quickly. I'm just very stressed at the moment.
IM: I lied, I am incredibly stressed.
MS: niCE to makE your acquaintanCE , viSEri! if you don't mind mE aSking, but what waS CauSing you to StrESS out? and havE you bEEn having a bad day? oh and what iS your luSuS too?
MS: Sorry if thErE arE too many quEStionS!
IM: Let's start with the questions that won't be time consuming to answer.
IM: My lusus is a giant moth,
IM: and I have indeed been having a bad day.
IM: Now for the hard part. Explaining.
IM: Actually, I will spare you the rant and just sum things up.
IM: I hope you are familiar with Alternia's history.
IM: So. Her Epicurean Covetousness, one of the previous empresses just so happened to be.. Murdered by my ancestor.
IM: And guess whose descendant is running around, old enough to take the throne?
IM: AND GUESS WHO DIDN'T KNOW.
IM: Guess, Caroll.
IM: I'll give you a hint. It's me.
IM: Knowing how most fuchsia bloods behave, I am going to be the luckiest troll on Alternia if she doesn't cull me.
IM: I'm going to be even luckier if she doesn't even know about our history.
IM: As ashamed as I am to say this,
IM: I'm scared.
IM: Terrified, even.
MS: oh gog. oh gog. oh gog. what if ShE fEElS thE nEEd to Cull mE along with you bECauSE of thiS info i juSt rECEivEd from you... or what if ShE wantEd to alSo Cull mE for my anCEStor... but thEn again from what i'vE rEad the danSEuSE nEvEr CroSSEd the CovEtouS, aS far aS im awarE.
MS: but wE Should try to kEEp Calm in thiS Situation, at lEaSt Calm our thinkpanS.
MS: but it would bE wEird for a dESCEndant to takE rEvEngE into thEir own handS
IM: Fuchsia blooded trolls tend to be unpredictable.
IM: Make that most highbloods.
IM: But please, don't stress about it.
IM: Yes, let's just.. Calm our thinkpans.
IM: Worst case scenario;
IM: We cross paths or she sends someone after me.
IM: But if she does send someone after me, I'm not going down without a fight.
IM: Just as my ancestor did. (Or, at least it sounds like she did in the books.)
MS: ShE Could alSo think that you arE alrEady dEad, So you wouldn't bE a thrEat to hEr? and it iS bEttEr to diE Standing than on your knEES, wEll in a mEtaphoriCal SEnSE anywayS.
IM: True. Also, I just found my friend Marzin.
IM: I'll message you in a bit.
Exhaling and shoving it back in. "I was just talking to her about that.. Jaivyn troll. Like I said, she's just as paranoid as I am about her."
Speaking of Jaivyn. She let out an exhale of relief, "Okay, an axoltl is much too small for her to feed to the horrorterror, and I kno^^ she hasn't eaten one. So ^^e're in the clear for my lusus. Also, of course I'll help look! ^^here does she usually hang out?" Picking her polearm up, smiling. This wasn't so bad, even though she did draw the thing that had possibly eaten his lusus in the sand infront of his hive. But at least it didn't. He still had a leviathan on his beach though. Jaivyn suddenly got a Trollian notification. Oh great, from the troll who seemed to like kissing her ass. She'd sigh, pulling out her grubphone, reading over his messages. "Oh my gog, is he really.." She'd groan, facepalming. Noted, don't message this shroudedVerdict guy ever again. "Athlai, ^^ould you like to see what I deal ^^ith e^ery other day before ^^e begin?" Holding out the grubphone.
furry garbage- Nipper Cadet
- Posts : 199
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Join date : 2016-07-12
Age : 23
Location : snowhell
Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
Ozeath was perplexed, wracking his thinkpan for the definition of the word 'hpop', hm, maybe he'd check the internet for a more in depth answer but for now he'll rely on this total strangers knowledge! Ozeath had made it back to his hive by this point, leaving his catch by the door to be tended to by some of the tiny waddlebeasts that have flocked around the authority of his lusus. They'd take it back for him to skin and chop and whatnot later. He peaked his head in first, the warmth of the interior absolutely divine compared to the rapidly dropping temperatures outside.
"Uh...Penguindad? You here?" He called, nervous about his lusus seeing his wound. Luckily, he didn't receive an answering CAW which signified that the feathered fiend was off hunting. Phew! More time to sew up his arm! He checked the fur covering and winced at how blue it had gotten. "Gonna have to work fast, bleeding out is lame." He mumbled,"But first I gotta reply! It's uncool to keep people waiting." He said to a nearby waddlebeast, it's uncomprehending eyes staring back at him as it nodded eagerly.
Hm. He suddenly had the feeling someone else was about to message him, call it precognition bu-
"Uh...Penguindad? You here?" He called, nervous about his lusus seeing his wound. Luckily, he didn't receive an answering CAW which signified that the feathered fiend was off hunting. Phew! More time to sew up his arm! He checked the fur covering and winced at how blue it had gotten. "Gonna have to work fast, bleeding out is lame." He mumbled,"But first I gotta reply! It's uncool to keep people waiting." He said to a nearby waddlebeast, it's uncomprehending eyes staring back at him as it nodded eagerly.
- Pesterlog::
entoDanza [LD] began trolling stitchedSnowman [SS]
LD: Heya dpll. Hpw are ypu dpin' pn this lpvely night? Pr day, I haven't checked putside yet.
LD: Also, sprry if ypu're a guy. stitchedSnpwman is neutral gendered, in my perspnal ppinion.
LD: But hey, whp am I tp be the judge?
SS: Well, sup dude.
SS: Eh d()n't w()rry I d()n't really care either way.
SS: Th()ugh it d()es have the w()rd man at the end s() if I was a girl I'd likely add a w() bef()re that little diddy.
SS: And frankly I d()n't kn()w wh() y()u are t() judge. I'm ()zeath Cyr()()s, a pleasure t() meet'cha!
SS: H()w's y()ur night g()ing? I've just g()t hunting and got a big catch - d() y()u kn()w the Empress-appr()ved c()unter measures t() lacerati()ns? EACML f()r sh()rt.
LD: First thing's first, np hpmp,
LD: Secpnd thing's secpnd, I'm Loouci Fereli,
LD: And third thing's third, I didn't knpw, actually. What'd ypu catch
SS: Dude what's a h()m()
SS: Nice t() meet'ch
SS: *meet'cha bud! H()ws y()ur night g()ing
SS: ()h, well, actually it caught me! But I w()n, s() technically I w()n. It was a clawbeast, a big ()ld furry sucker c()vered in claws and hate. It was c()()l.
SS: N()w I'm at my hive!!
SS: What's it like where y()u live?
Hm. He suddenly had the feeling someone else was about to message him, call it precognition bu-
Thebluemage- Nipper Cadet
- Posts : 189
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Join date : 2013-03-06
Age : 25
Location : Alabama
Re: Trolls Just Wanna Have Fun (OPEN)
- Trollian Log:
melodicShowgirl [MS] began trolling internetMoth [IM]
MS: hEllo! I guESS, wEll Sorry if i juSt ruinEd your day! i rEally don't havE any friEndS on thiS SitE... So i thought itd bE grEat to makE SomE! my namE iS Caroll CirCEa by thE way! oh jEguS im nErvouS!
IM: You haven't ruined my day, trust me.
IM: I have plenty of other reasons.
IM: Anyways, my name is Viseri. It's a pleasure to meet you, Caroll.
IM: My apologies in advance if I don't respond very quickly. I'm just very stressed at the moment.
IM: I lied, I am incredibly stressed.
MS: niCE to makE your acquaintanCE , viSEri! if you don't mind mE aSking, but what waS CauSing you to StrESS out? and havE you bEEn having a bad day? oh and what iS your luSuS too?
MS: Sorry if thErE arE too many quEStionS!
IM: Let's start with the questions that won't be time consuming to answer.
IM: My lusus is a giant moth,
IM: and I have indeed been having a bad day.
IM: Now for the hard part. Explaining.
IM: Actually, I will spare you the rant and just sum things up.
IM: I hope you are familiar with Alternia's history.
IM: So. Her Epicurean Covetousness, one of the previous empresses just so happened to be.. Murdered by my ancestor.
IM: And guess whose descendant is running around, old enough to take the throne?
IM: AND GUESS WHO DIDN'T KNOW.
IM: Guess, Caroll.
IM: I'll give you a hint. It's me.
IM: Knowing how most fuchsia bloods behave, I am going to be the luckiest troll on Alternia if she doesn't cull me.
IM: I'm going to be even luckier if she doesn't even know about our history.
IM: As ashamed as I am to say this,
IM: I'm scared.
IM: Terrified, even.
MS: oh gog. oh gog. oh gog. what if ShE fEElS thE nEEd to Cull mE along with you bECauSE of thiS info i juSt rECEivEd from you... or what if ShE wantEd to alSo Cull mE for my anCEStor... but thEn again from what i'vE rEad the danSEuSE nEvEr CroSSEd the CovEtouS, aS far aS im awarE.
MS: but wE Should try to kEEp Calm in thiS Situation, at lEaSt Calm our thinkpanS.
MS: but it would bE wEird for a dESCEndant to takE rEvEngE into thEir own handS
IM: Fuchsia blooded trolls tend to be unpredictable.
IM: Make that most highbloods.
IM: But please, don't stress about it.
IM: Yes, let's just.. Calm our thinkpans.
IM: Worst case scenario;
IM: We cross paths or she sends someone after me.
IM: But if she does send someone after me, I'm not going down without a fight.
IM: Just as my ancestor did. (Or, at least it sounds like she did in the books.)
MS: ShE Could alSo think that you arE alrEady dEad, So you wouldn't bE a thrEat to hEr? and it iS bEttEr to diE Standing than on your knEES, wEll in a mEtaphoriCal SEnSE anywayS.
IM: True. Also, I just found my friend Marzin.
IM: I'll message you in a bit.
MS: alright! and ok, maybE you Could introduCE mE to him somE timE in thE futurE?oh alSo, i think i might go to SlEEp So if you CatCh mE whEn im aSlEEp thEn juSt lEavE a mESSagE, and ill gEt baCk to it aS Soon aS i Can!
Caroll left trollian open then got up and captchalogued her husktop, seeing as how Viseri will most likely be busy with her other friend. When she capthcalogued it the husktop became a little song that she'd have to sing in order to get it out of her sylladex. She thought of going back outside but the sun already rose and she did not want to become blind and she was extremely tired. So she went into her recuperacoon and slept.
Athlai couldn't help but let out a laugh at the lowblood's ass kissing. " OH MY GoG, HahahA! HE ApologizeD FoR YouR MistakE, JusT WhaT EveN!? IT MusT BE HarD TO HavE TO TelL PeoplE LikE ThaT, ThaT TheY DO NoT HavE TO DO ThaT. EspeciallY WheN TheY Don'T ListeN." He also couldn't help feeling sorry for the lowblood. " NoW OntO ThE LusuS HunT, ShE EnjoyS ThE SoutherN EdgE OF ThE IslanD. AlsO ShE LikeS TO SwiM ArounD IN ThE ShallowS NeaR MY PieR. SometimeS ShE AlsO ChillS IN ThE SmalL ForesT IN ThE CenteR OF ThE IslanD. NoW ShalL WE GO? " He smiles at her and starts walking with her to their first stop the southern edge of the island. " NoW IF WE Don'T FinD HeR AnywherE, CoulD YoU ChecK DeepeR WaterS FoR ME, CausE I KindA SortA Can'T ReallY SwiM LikE YoU OR OtheR SeadwellerS... " He blushes deeply at mentioning this to her. It is possibly his most embarrassing secret.
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Jaivyn tilted her head. What seadweller couldn't swim? Well, him, but.. Why? Judging by his blush, she shouldn't press him too much about it. She'd nod quietly, walking along beside him. "I get messages from trolls like him a lot. It gets annoying sometimes, to be fully honest. Also, ^^hy can't you s^^im, if you don't mind me asking? I could teach you ho^^, if you really ^^anted." Smiling a little. Leviathanmom taught her to, so why couldn't Jaivyn? It seemed simple enough. To her, at least. "After this though. Finding your lusus is more important than s^^imming lessons right no^^." Giggling quietly, drawing a few lines in the sand as they went, all the while wondering how her lusus would react to Athlai. Probably not well if she wasn't with him. Jaivyn shuddered at the thought of what kind of bloody mess he would become if they met face to face. Leviathanmom didn't need any more violet blood on her teeth. By now, she probably had the entire hemospectrum on them. She really needed to brush her teeth again. But that was besides the point. Jaivyn was just hoping they didn't have a run in with her.
What a coincidence, a large white fin seemed to be following them a little offshore. It didn't take her long to notice, letting out an annoyed sigh. "Look ^^ho decided to sho^^ up." Nodding over. This ought to be fun..
What a coincidence, a large white fin seemed to be following them a little offshore. It didn't take her long to notice, letting out an annoyed sigh. "Look ^^ho decided to sho^^ up." Nodding over. This ought to be fun..
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