Re: Monkey's Paw

by **tlo** Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:57 am

Granted! Jok is a now an incomplete tool, and thus is basically the most annoying thing EVER!

I wish for awesome pants.

by **PerpetuallyAdroit** Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:03 am

Granted, your pants explode into a huge fireball, killing you. Some near by skaters comment on how awesome it was.

I wish to be able to be ethereal.

by **Loki** Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:16 am

Granted. As a result, you fall through to the center of the earth and are incinerated.

I wish Vriska wasn't dead.

by **cocoaSmiles** Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:23 am

-Pats ur head- but she already isn't... Fur that She is again dead :| good job.

I wish for cuddles!

by **Loki** Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:24 am

Granted. You receive so many cuddles you suffocate.

I wish to have telekinesis.

by **TheChaotic1** Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:59 am

Granted, you have telephonesis.

I wish that bees ruled the Earth. >:D

by **cocoaSmiles** Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:06 am

Granted, the Bee's start a war with the humans and all she after losing there stingers.

I wish for the earth to be flat.

by **Loki** Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:09 am

Granted. The oceans all drain off the sides of the newly flat earth, and all life eventually dies.

I wish Chaotic was a bee.

by **zoraroastedCoffee** Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:41 pm

Granted! Chaotic is now a bee, but you develop a phobia of honey.

I wish that the middle east would stop fighting.

by **cocoaSmiles** Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:57 pm

Granted! They stop fighting and start having dance battles instead, the result of losing is being killed.

I wish that the clouds where cotton candy!!

by **friendlyJoker** Fri Apr 17, 2015 7:15 pm

GRANTED!! but the gravity pulls the cotton candy into the earth destroying most of the farms and killing hundreds in the city. with out counting the exagerated amount of wild life that perish

I wish to own an island

by **zoraroastedCoffee** Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:40 pm

Granted, you have inherited Isla Nublar from a deceased John Hammond, all its properties and assets are yours forever.

I wish there to be a little girl.

by **friendlyJoker** Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:54 pm

Granted!! now you are a little girl thats caged in her uncles basement

I wish i was able to fly

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:35 pm

Granted. However, you are only able to fly as high as a butterfly before someone shoots you down mistaking you for a bird.

I wish I could survive any temperature condition

by **friendlyJoker** Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:37 pm

Granted!! now you are going to live forever after being frozzen into the artic.

I wish that people were in the chat

by **PerpetuallyAdroit** Sat Apr 18, 2015 3:19 pm

Granted, a large swarm of consorts fill the chat box and proceed to fill it to the brim with various Naks and Glubs.

I wish to have perfect foresight.

by **Loki** Sat Apr 18, 2015 3:50 pm

Granted. As a result you see your own gruesome death and go crazy.

I wish to have vision eight-fold.

by **friendlyJoker** Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:19 pm

granted, but having a vision you are not use to you cant persive distance or what direction are you looking at. You unkonwingly walk into a cliff and die

i wish we had a Skype RP Call

by **cocoaSmiles** Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:22 pm

Granted! But no one ever answers ses ses ses.

I want food!

by **undoneSyntax** Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:32 pm

Granted! But it's all sick beats. (heh)

I wish for sentient soybeans to keep me company.

by **cocoaSmiles** Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:54 pm

Granted you now have frantic soybeans.

I wish for more pizza!

by **linguisticallyInspired** Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:28 pm

Granted, but the pizza turns out to be a dozen days old and has gone moldy.

I wish to be able to travel around the world in a day

by **topgunAmnesiac** Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:53 pm

Granted. The law enforcement officers of every country attempt to arrest you.

I wish to have the girl of my dreams fall head-over-heels in love with me.

by **cocoaSmiles** Sat Apr 18, 2015 9:04 pm

Granted! She falls, oh she falls head over heals and smashes her head on the ground, then bleeds to death.

I wish to stop bleeding after piping a zit.

by **undoneSyntax** Sun Apr 19, 2015 1:37 am

Granted! You now bleed before you pop the zit.

I wish for a real life Sburb.

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