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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:26 pm

Granted. You pet a firework and it blows your fingers off.

I wish to watch the grand highblood twerk every time I'm bored.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:37 pm

Granted. But, sadly, you just got a huge amount of stuff on your plate, and it doesn't seem like you'll be bored ever again.

I wish for a statue made in my honor.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:52 pm

Granted. Sadly, while you're admiring the statue it falls and paralyses you from the neck down.

I wish to be the best dancer ever!

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:56 pm

You are the best dancer ever. But only when nobody is looking.

I wish for a standing ovation.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:24 pm

Granted, however instead of Applause a roman general walks in to claim his honor

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:41 pm

Granted. You have a turkey sandwitch. You're sure of it. Now where did you leave that thing?

I with i didn'thh half thhisthh litthp anymor.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:19 am

Granted, you are now unable to speak at all.

I wish I could fly.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:20 am

Granted, you can now fly, but everything you do requires much more energy, including flying, so that everything makes you tired.

I wish I could have Internet again, so that I don't have to do everything with my phone's awful 3G

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:42 am

Granted, but you can only access 4Chan.

I wish for a good book to read.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:51 am

Granted but in the end everybody dies. Like Game of Thrones.

I wish that Taco Bell was in my country.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:02 am

Granted, but it just exploded.

I wish for nothing, I'm quite elated to be honest.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:04 am

Granted, but the nothingness is so strong that you are sucked in.

I wish for the perfect wish.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:26 am

granted, but you are mistaken. there is no such thing as perfection. hence you are granted with a curse.
I Wish for the monkey paw to only bring good luck to all new wishes in return for my left foot.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:29 am

Granted, but it takes your right foot as well and changes the definition of 'good luck' so it can continue it's original purpose.

I wish I was at home instead of in class.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:31 am

Granted, but your home is on fire.

I wish To become a god!

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:34 am

Granted, but your last believer dies a minute later and without his belief to sustain you you cease to exist.

I wish for immortality and eternal youth.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:35 am

granted but to do so you need to be born by a virgin and since the last know active god died i don't think that will happen anytime soon.
I wish for the monkey paw to be connected to the original monkey again. in return for returning said paw to the monkey that it will not harm me or anyone i know in anyway possible and if it does so by just saying "it changed the meaning of ..." it will instantly incinerate into a small ash pile that would not harm anything.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:12 am

Granted, but the paw was cut off right after and the monkey was reduced to a pile of ash instead.

I wish to be like Pupa.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:07 pm

Granted! But you are instead turned into Tavros' corpse.

I wish for a boonbank.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:11 pm

granted. you are now crushed by a boonbank.
i will skip my wish since i know the trick to defeating the monkey paw.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:18 pm

Wish not granted! But it skips you so hard you're incinerated.

I wish for Fefetasprite!

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 8:45 pm

Granted, but she(it?They?) is(are?) overwhelmed by such a traumatic experience happening twice, and explode in your face.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:01 pm

Granted! But since you didn't actually wish for anything corporeal, nothing happens.

I wish for a hearty plate of noodles.

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:17 pm

Granted! You get a plate of noodles made of heart meat.

I wish i could think of something worth wishing for

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PostSubject: Re: Monkey's Paw   Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:57 pm

I wish i had a Lusus


GRANTED!! now you have the ability of think in something worth wishing for

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