Gamma Session

GC: T3H3H3
GC: I ASUM3 Y0UR C0NSORTS AR3 IGUANAS THEN?
GC: H0W AD0RABL3!
GC: TH3N AGAIN
GC: M0ST C0NS0RTS AR3!

>Giggle profusely
Here comes the giggles

(( Is anyone still there :( ? ))

[I'm here, I swear! Have no fear!]

==>

OA: Silan, I'm afraid I'm not exactly sure how the echeladders work.
OA: Enidia is probably the one to ask.
OA: And Lalnia god-tiered, so she should know somethi-
OA: ...
OA: Lalnia, are you doing the giggling thing again?
OA: What did I tell you about the giggling, Lalnia?
OA: What did I tell you about the giggling?

GC: M3 GIGGLING?
GC: WHAAAAAT?
GC: I N3V3R GIGGL3
GC: AND I HAV3 NO ID3A WHAT I DID TO G3T GOD T3IR
GC: I JUST W3NT ON TH3 83D AND GOT ST3PP3D ON!
GC: 3NIDIA IS D3FINITIV3LY TH3 ON3 TO ASK!
>Continue giggling
You giggle some more as you stab imps through the head
How fun!

=> Wait A Few Moments To Contemplate.
Contemplating done.

Silan: Daba daba daba daba daba.
Consorts: Daba daba daba daba daba daba daba daba.

=> Whoa, Wait... What Are The Odds.

SS: i sTarTeD uP some nonsense sPeaK.
SS: they reaPeaTeD iT.
SS: liKe a weirD DaBa DaBa sounD.
SS: is thaT their lanGuaGe or Do they sPeaK enGlish Too?

==> Stumble onto quest bed.

It was deep in the caves. You're a bit worried as to what you should do.

LE: ~# I found my quessssst bed.
LE: ~# Sssshould I accend or. . . Jusssst wait.
LE: ~# And th consorts only sssspeak a certain language. Sssssome can speak, in a way, ssssome cannot.

GC: I D0N'T 3V3N KN0W ANYM0R3 ^.^
GC: MIN3 CAN S0RTA C0MMUNICAT3 WITH M3
GC: BUT TH3Y AR3 PR3TTY 8AD AT IT <I:3
GC: AND C0NGRATS 3NIDIA!
>Mess around
What a bad idea!
You have work to do!
Silly hats to deliver!

(Sorry I was gone! I was having a rough week with school. Lots of homework and and lots of fighting the urge to sleep 24 hours a day. :/)

==>Go find Kaia.

She said she was in your land. You should go find her.

You get out of bed and move to the Teleporter you alchemized. After messing around with it, you discover that you can't make it teleport you back. With a heavy sigh you go up to your roof and start climbing.

You send a quick notification to Kaia.

AV: {Kkaia, II'm on my way to you right now. Ddo you have any landmarks around you that II could use to find you?}

=> Consorts. The Ones That Speak. Find Them. Now.
Okay. Don't have to be so damn pushy. You go further into your hazy, glowy land speaking to lots of consorts. Some offer to sell things called Fraymotifs, whatever the hell those are, and others complain about farming luminescent fungus.

=> Wait. Is That Iguana Wearing Your Hoodie?
That is definitely the sweet violet hoodie you tied the drawstring on to make it hang like a cape. Instead of killing the consort, you instead decide to talk. It can have the cape.

Silan: hey. whaT Do you know aBouT this lanD?
Consort: I know that there lies a denizen in the deepest recess of this planet. Ad What's more is that you will never defeat it at your current echeladder rung. There is another gate here. It will take you to your server player's planet, more precisely, the gate above their home. This will continue until you loop back around to your house. You will the be at a high enough level, and maybe you'll equip some fraymotifs. If you are successful, then it will release a grist horde to fuel the ultimate alchemy.
Silan: whaT's the ulTimaTe alCHemy?
Consort: Your sprite is only allowed to disclose that information once you've cleared your denizen and saved this planet.

=> Memo. NOW!!
YOU SAID NOT TO BE SO DAMNED PUSHY!!! You update the memo anyway.

SS: whaT are Denizens?
SS: anD fraymoTifs?
SS: anD the ulTimaTe alCHemy?
SS: anD Grist horDes?

GC: I D0N'T KN0W AB0UT TH3 MIDDL3 TW0
GC: BUT TH3 D3NZIZ3NS AR3 LIK3 TH3 80SS3S 0F THIS GAM3
GC: GRIST H0ARD3S AR3, I'M GU3SSING, PIL3S OF GRIST!
>Land jump
You have completed your quest and float up to the portal above your house
You reach it and stare into it in wonder
This was going to be so cool!
>Go through
You go through and... Where are you?

=> Okay, that aside. Find your quest bed.
First, what is a quest bed and how do you find it? You don't understand the existence or importance of the quest bed? If you searched for your quest bed, would you just like... find a... bed? Wwwwweeeeiiirrd...

=> Haha. Okay jackass, find the bed.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A LOUSY STUPID GODDAMNED QUEST BED IS YOU TWIT!!!

=>LEARN WHAT A QUEST BED IS, THEN FIND IT FUCKASS!!!
OKAY!!! Jegus you don't have to be so damned snappy.

SS: QuesT BeDs...
SS: when, where, anD how Do i finD them?

-haha I ran out of time last week TuT... nah that looks stupid.-

==>Share your knowledge, respond to memo.

AV: {Hhmm... fraymotifs and Tthe Uultimate Aalchemy? II will answer those questions to the best of my ability. Mmy apologies in advance for the [possibly] atrocious answer.}
AV: {Ffraymotifs are special abilities and attacks that are merely an optional upgrade. Yyou can use a fraymotif by yourself or with a partner. Tthe attacks performed are much stronger than normal attacks. Tthey are somehow related to your aspect. Tthey can be incredibly costly, but II would say they are worth it.}
AV: {Nnow about Tthe Uultimate Aalchemy...}
AV: {II don't know much about this. II know that it requires an extremely high amount of grist, which can be obtained by defeating the Denizens. II'm not sure what it does, though.}
AV: {Tthat's all II know.}

==>Rest your aching fingers that were cramping from so much typing.

They really aren't cramping. You are used to typing so much in such a short amount of time.

GC: WOW
GC: Y0U C3RTAINLY KN0W A L0T!
GC: I F33L LIK3 I'M R3ALLY 83HIND 0N ALL 0F THIS GAM3 KNOWL3DG3 STUFF!
>Be left out
You haven't been left out
You have just been left behind!
Unless you are referring to those consorts who didn't even ASK you if you wanted to play hopscotch with them!
So what if you used you powers to win!
That has NOTHING to do with the fact that they are bullies!
>Get stuff done
To late now you made her pouty
And unresponsive
NICE GOING

==>Comfort Lalnia.

AV: {Ddon't worry about it. Yyou are not behind.}
AV: {II guess II'm just ahead?}
AV: {II don't know.}

==> Where the fuck are you

Underground. Staring at the questbed.

Your still watching the memo.

LE: ~# My knowledge is sssssssemi cheating I guesssss.
LE: ~# But how issss everyone.

==>Answer Enidia.

AV: {II am doing quite well, actually.}
AV: {II'm just searching for Kkaia.}
AV: {Hhow are you, Eenidia?}

LE: ~# I'm at a sssssstalemate right now!
LE: ~# To accend or not to accend, that is the quesssstion.

==>

You're staring at your questbed like it was the meaning of life, which right now, it kinda is. Do you die, gain godly powers but lose your own dream self and soul into one? Or do you wait, just incase?

GC: WHY AR3 Y0U THINKING AB0UT IT?
GC: G0 F0R IT!
GC: I D0N'T KN0W ANY D0WNSID3S
GC: 8UT I D0N'T KN0W MUCH
GC: S0 I WILL JUST R3FRAIN FR0M GIVING MY 0PINI0N IN THIS CAS3 <I:3
GC: 0N AN0TH3R N0T3
GC: I LAND JUMP3D AND I D0N'T KN0W WH3R3 I AM
>Be confused
You are the essence of confused
Happy?

> Kaia: Stop wandering around like the halfwit you are and respond to everything.

That was pretty insulting, you think. But you'll have to let it go. There's not much you can do about it.

==>

OA: It's up to you, Enidia.
OA: There's a downside to everything, though.
OA: I'm just saying.
OA: We may not be aware of any, but I think it's good that you're thinking this over.
OA: Lalnia, you might want to describe the land you're in.
OA: We'll probably need at least that much to locate you.

> Respond to Lulu.

OA: I wouldn't know about landmarks, Lulu.
OA: I see a clock.
OA: That doesn't really help, though.
OA: I haven't strayed too far from the gate, though.
OA: You could probably head in that direction.

GC: W3LL WHAT IS WR0NG WITH HAVING A MUNK 0F D00M?
GC: IS TH3R3 S0M3FIN 8AD AB0UT IT?
GC: BUT I TRUST Y0UR JUDG3M3NT SAYING Y0U AR3 PR0BABLY WAAAAYYYY M0R3 KN0WL3DG3A8LE 0N THIS SUBJECT THAN I AM!
GC: AND AB0UT TH3 LAND
GC: TH3R3 AR3 FR0GS 3V3RYWH3R3
GC: AND IT IS RATH3R ICY! 8(
>Flutter around
You look around and are glad you made a jacket to deal with your land's cold because otherwise you would be freezing!

==>Offer your advice.

AV: {Mmy advice to you, Eenidia, is to go with your gut.}
AV: {Nnormally, II would never recommend doing anything without a true reason, but this seems like an exception.}
AV: {Wwhat do YYOU think is the right thing to do? Tthat is the question.}

==>Reply to Kaia.

AV: {Aalright. II will do my best to find you.}

==>Find her.

You wander around your land, looking for where you think the gate was. You thought you caught a glimpse of it, but you weren't sure.

After a while of wandering about, you see a person out of the corner of your eye. Is that Kaia? You wave to her and call out.

==>

OA: In any case, it doesn't make sense that any title could be inherently bad.
OA: A Monk of Doom could be beneficial, right?
OA: It'd be terribly silly if that weren't the case.

> Kaia: Listen.

Why on LOCAB would you do that? You're busy looking for Lulu-

Oh, wait. She's calling you. 

> Respond.

Don't be ridiculous. As the yet un-god-tiered Seer of Heart, you haven't quite acquired the necessary Gift of Gab.

> Fuck the Gift of Gab.

You reluctantly decide to fuck the Gift of Gab and proceed in spite of protocol.

KAIA: Lulu!

>Wander around and feel left out
You don't feel left out AT ALL
You are perfectly fine playing with frogs
>Stop lying to yourself and feel left out
YOU DON'T FEEL LEFT OUT AND THAT IS FINAL
>Sheesh no need to be so harsh
You ignore the voice in your head so you can actually get stuff done
And by stuff you mean playing with a little frog
>STOP PLAYING WITH THE FROG
What? Did you hear something?
>OH GROW UP ALREADY AND TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS
No they are busy doing important stuff right now
Best not to bother them
>SO YOU DO FEEL LEFT OUT!
No you never said that
>OH MY GOSH JUST ADMIT IT
There is nofin to admit!
You can't be sea-rious right min-now!
>Oh are you really using fish puns now?
You are shrimply full of crab you silly voice!
There are no fish puns to be sean here!
>JUST OPEN THE MEMO
SHORE! I'm done with your glubbing cullshit anywaves!

GC: Y3AH!
GC: IS TH3R3 R3ALLY S0M3FIN THAT 8AD AB0UT M0NK 0F D00MS?
GC: TH3 TITL3 DINGYS AR3 SUPP0S3D T0 B3 H3LPFUL I TH0UGHT!

There are you glubbing happy min-now?