Gamma Session

>Deal with the stupid imps

Kaia's imps are SO annoying! You roll your eyes and flutter up. Staring down at them you smile in a sort of insane manner and giggle as darkness engulfs them.

>Update the memo

GC: KAIA WH3R3 IS Y0UR P0RTAL?
GC: AND I CAN D3AL WITH TH3 W3IRD BIG H3AD3D HUMANS
GC: AND AWWW I'M SUR3 Y0UR 0UTFIT WAS AD0RABL3 SILAN :(
GC: T3H3H3
GC: Y0U WILL HAV3 T0 SH0W M3 IT WH3N W3 ALL M33T UP AT TH3 3ND
GC: F0R N0W TH0UGH
GC: KAIA WH3R3 D03S Y0UR P0RTAL GO?

>Go insane

You? Insane? You giggle at the thought and collect the grist scattered around, a massive grin covering your face.You don't think you would be considered insane, but... Who knows! You might be insane and not even realize it!

=> Update memo.

You actually take time to READ the memo since you have this time now and then you stumble across the latest messages. You feel yourself blushing a little at GC's calling your outfit adorable, but you shake away the thought. she's thaT nice To everyone. BesiDes, she's an alien. Time to stop being this weird girlish Silan and update the memo.

SS: the ouTfiT
SS: was NOT
SS: ADORABLE
SS: aPoloGies for shouTinG
SS: anyway
SS: there was a BiT of laG Time Before i fully ascenDeD
SS: liKe a Dream.
SS: in thaT Dream, i saw PreTTy muCH our enTire inciPisphere
SS: BuT there were a loT of DimmeD ouT PlaneTs
SS: i thinK my JoB as a Prince of Breath is To align all of the aCTive PlaneTs.
SS: or Does thaT sounD sTuPiD?
SS: some assisTance woulD Be aPPreciaTed.

=>Crude Ogres...
You slay them. Easily, of course.

GC: T3H3H3
GC: LIAR LIAR PUFFY PANTS 0N FIR3 8P
GC: I'M SUR3 IT WAS TH3 AD0RABL3ST 0UTFIT 3V3R
GC: AND I D0N'T KN0W
GC: MAYB3 8(
GC: N0T V3RY G00D WH3N IT C0M3S T0 TH3 G0D TI3R STUFF <I:3

>Fly around and search for the portal

You flutter about and look around, culling imps as you go. These portals are getting harder and harder to find! Or are you just getting more and more distracted? You shrug off the thought and go back to the memo.

GC: Y0UR J0B S0UNDS RATH3R C0MPLICAT3D TH0UGH
GC: IF Y0U AR3 C0RR3CT IN Y0UR ASSUMPTI0N THAT IS! :3
GC: I AM 3XCIT3D T0 M33T 3V3Y0N3 TH0UGH!
GC: IT WILL B3 TH3 B3ST 8P
GC: W3 CAN ALL B3 B3ST3ST 0F FRI3NDS!
GC: AFT3R W3 WIN THAT IS!

>Question victory

You are hit with a nauseating feeling. What if you guys don't win? So many people have ended communications with you...
What if they died! What if their deaths doomed you and the others! You pause for a second and shake the thoughts away. Pessimistic thoughts will get you and the others NOWHERE!
And yet...
You can't help the fear you can feel tearing away at the wall you have built to hide your emotions...

=> She's so playful.
Augh, stop it. You already stated that a relationship with this alien isn't possible. Jegus, get it together Silan.

SS: sKiPPinG PasT the faCT thaT my oriGinal GoD Tier suiT suCKeD.
SS: i know we'll win
SS: we'Ve PreTTy muCH all wenT GoD Tier now.
SS: i'll Be BaCK in a liTTle while.
SS: i'm Gonna see whaT i Can Do aBouT the Dim PlaneTs

=> Dim Planets?
No, you already explained it once.

=> Then do your job?
You wish the voice would stop wasting your time. Your a god now, and time isn't something of abundance at the moment. You fly up, way up. You can see Screamosprite following, and you ask him to make a platform. You're afraid you cannot fly while doing some major windy things.

=> Do some major windy things.
You close your eyes and envision your dream. It was so vivid you could never have forgotten it. A layout of your incipisphere comes up and you wave your arms creating a breeze that soon becomes a whooping gust. Five planets leave the original incipisphere and move closer to skaia, creating a new one. An active one. Gusts whip over the planets al little more violently then earlier. Seemingly, it takes even more force than what was used to move the planets to rearrange the gates. They moved slowly, but surely, taking nearly an hour to reclaim their new places. Now all of the active planet's were lined up and their session revived.

GC: 0KAY!
GC: HAV3 FUN WITH THAT 8P
GC: I 83TT3R F0CUS 0N FINDING THIS STUPID P0RTAL
GC: I K33P G3TTING DISTRACTED 8Y SILLY STUFF <I:3

>Get distracted again

Your attention is caught by the clouds drifting around you. You understand why Kaia warned you about them giving you a headache. You can feel the familiar pain of a headache beginning already and it has only been a few moments. You look away and float down to the ground below, trying your hardest to ignore the voice telling you there is no way you and your friends could win. You guys WILL win. You have no plans of losing and as long as you stay optimistic you guys can win!

=> Plummet to your death.
You are god tier now, so you most certainly will NOT plummet to your death. Although, plummet you shall. Will all the windy stuff you just did, you're a little short of breath and cannot stay airborne. You fall to one of the planets and cash down in front of a person. Or at least you hope a person. Jegus if it's an imp...

=> Oh wait, it's just a troll.
You try to get up, but fail. The troll in front of you can be of assistance maybe. You ask the Witch of Void, you presume from her robes, for a little help.

SILAN: hey,
SILAN: liTTle helP?

>Look down at sudden person

Your eyes widen in shock and look at the human, at least you think it's a human, at your feet.

>Stop staring and help

You realize you have been staring at this human for WAY too long and extend your hand to him.

>Question human

LALNIA: WH3R3 TH3 GLUB DID Y0U C0M3 FR0M?

Okay now you sound stupid. Your squeaky voice doesn't help the situation either. You wish you would think before you opened your mouth!

>Be embarrassed

A faint violet blush finds it's way to your cheeks. Luckily it is barely noticeable.

=>She's nervous.
Dammit voice, if you do not stop you swear... You swear... Okay you don't really know what you swear yet, so you don't. But this internal argument goes on for a little while in what looks like you spacing out. Once you catch yourself, you feel a bit of time has passed and your cheeks feel a bit hot. Ugh, STUPID!!!

=>Stop fucking around and talk to her.
Now you're being reasonable.

SILAN: i KinDa Came from the sKy
SILAN: i Guess
SILAN: noT QuiTe sure
SILAN: the name's silan By the way

Noticing you've been holding her hand all this time, you get a bit flushed. More so than earlier. You let go of her hand maybe a bit too quickly when you think about it and apologize for the awkward situation.

SILAN: oh.. uh
SILAN: i'm really sorry
SILAN: i Don'T know whaT...

=>Notice you're rambling.

SILAN: i'm ramBling aren't i?
SILAN: sorry,
SILAN: iT's really nice to meeT you though.

==>

You stand awkwardly, awaiting a response, and when he does introduce himself your eyes widen in recognition

LALNIA: SILAN?
LALNIA: IT'S M3
LALNIA: LALNIA!
LALNIA: AND D0N'T W0RRY AB0UT RAMBLING
LALNIA: I D0 IT MYS3LF QUIT3 0FT3N
LALNIA: IT'S NIC3 T0 M33T Y0U IN P3RS0N TH0UGH!

>Address his embarrassment

That would be awfully rude don't you think? Besides you aren't one to talk. You are just glad you aren't blushing anymore. You try your hardest to ignore his flushed face and fail. You giggle lightly and quickly cover it up with a wide grin. You don't want to make him feel more embarrassed than he already is! You can tell your face is beginning to flush again and you stare at your feet to hide it.

=>She's really pretty you know.
MY GOD IF YOU DON'T STOP THAT YOU SWEAR!!! YOU SWEAR!!! Fuck, Screamosprite isn't here. What can you swear.

=>Tell her how you feel, bro.
Are you joking. You just met the girl. AND SHE'S AN ALIEN.

=>At least say something to her.
Fine.

=>Dont bring up session stuff!
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE THIS AWKWARD!?

SILAN: i'm so surPriseD i surViVeD thaT fall.
SILAN: so how haVe you Been, lalnia?

You think that's the first time you've ever used her name. You've no idea why it just feels so.... You don't know... Close? No, too weak. Intimate? You shake away the thought. Like you said. You are not suitable to be in any particular relationship with her. You quickly tear your thoughts from that suggestion and focus on her.

>Giggle

You giggle and flash another smile at him. He is the first person you have actually seen face to face in a while and it is kind of a relief.

>Respond and stop giggling

LALNIA: W3LL Y0U AR3 G0D T3IR
LALNIA: AND I D0N'T THINK G0D T3IRS CAN DI3 UNL3SS TH3Y DI3 FIGHTING 0R S0M3FIN
LALNIA: TH3N AGAIN
LALNIA: I D0N'T KN0W WHAT I'M TALKING AB0UT M0ST 0F TH3 TIM3
LALNIA: T3H3H3H3
LALNIA: AND I HAV3 B33N GR3AT!
LALNIA: 3V3N B3TT3R N0W THAT I HAV3 M3T Y0U
LALNIA: N0W I'M N0T ALL AL0N3!
LALNIA: H0W HAV3 Y0U B33N SILAN??

>Feel awkward

You have never been very good at small talk. Or conversations in general. But Silan seems cool! He will be a cool friend. His god tier outfit is pretty cool too. Cooler than yours at least! You have never been a fan of skirts. Or a fan of always tripping over your super long hood. Your outfit is pretty comfy though and you can't really complain. At least it isn't like too small or something.

>Realize you have been staring at him

You blush at the realization and quickly look away. You have an annoying habit of getting lost in your thoughts. You twirl your hair around your finger and  stare at your feet again.

=> God Tier... Cool beans, bro.
What... Nope. Best not jinx it. This has been the first non romantic thought that this voice has pushed into your head.

=> Giggles are a good sign.
OH FOR THE MOTHER OF STAR SPINNING BITCH-TITS!!

=> Bitch-tits?
Yes you lousy numbskull. What is your obsession with cross-species partnering!?

=> I dunno. It is your subconscious.
Oh fuck, you're right. Do I actually-

=> You're spacing out.
SHIT!

SILAN: shiT!

=> Facepalm in t-minus...
You pull the rare 2X facepalm combo. It was indeed dangerous and surely would have lead to your untimely death in the eyes of a potential crush had you made any wrong movements. Luckily you didn't thus triggering your God Tier level to raise from Prince of Breath to Awkward Breathless Spazz... You... Have to be fucking me...

=> Oh contraire young martyr. I am deadly serious. Now stop making an arse of yourself.

Whatever...

SILAN: i...
SILAN: DiDn'T mean To say thaT...
SILAN: ouT louD.
SILAN: augh...
SILAN: faCTory reseT anD...
SILAN: leTs Be CHill as Cool DuDes are known To Be.
SILAN: anyway, TryinG noT To maKe an ass of myself
SILAN: failed aTTemPT By the way
SILAN: i PreTTy muCH rearranGeD our inciPisphere
SILAN: BuT i'm TryinG noT To TalK aBouT session stuff BeCause i KinDa JusT haD a rough way of iT anD i KinDa neeD To relaX with another liVinG thinG
SILAN: saDly slaTe oGres Don'T CounT
SILAN: iTs funny. usually some harD musiC sTarTs PlayinG righT aBouT now anD my sisTer woulD Be TraiPsinG aBouT with her whiP in hanD.
SILAN: this CoulD Be the firsT CHance i'Ve eVer GoTTen To relaX.
SILAN: sorry if i'm TalKing you deaf. i JusT haVen'T sPoken To an aCtual Person for so lonG. i'm GlaD To Be here with you Too.

=> Blush maddeningly.
You can't believe you just said that. You pull your cat eared hood over your face trying, in vain might I add, to hide it. But it's no use. A light blush on your pale skin is like the fuckin lighthouse that ships crash into ironically, of course, because the surrounding land is a bunch of jagged mountains. This blush isn't light. You just went from white to candy candy red in moments. You flap the edges of the hood towards your face to cool it down, but it doesn't work. Your face is like the ass of a child who has skipped around a bit too much in the house and destroyed, and I mean completely fuckin' decimated the shid, the priceless urn hat held the ashes of all of your fallen clansmen. The child has disgraced the family name, and must be disciplined. But that isn't the point. The point is that sword sticking out of Bec Noir's back, and your face is as red as the blood that covers it. Be it Jack's blood or his victims, it's red. It's just not as red as Silan's embarrassed face. There really are no words to define it, but I tried so give me a fuckin' level up.

=> Exile: Level up.
Level up. You don't know what this level up means. You did no sorts of achieving to be leveling, so you just shrug and put a simple boondollar in the pork hollow. Remember that. It's not like it stopped being a thing or anything. It just simply became less of a thing when the RP outgrew it's boundaries.

=> Fine, do what exiles do.
You decide not only to return to being Silan, but you also decide to monitor him as well. Now you are watching yourself be another person who in seemingly infatuated with the young lifeform of the opposite sex. GIVE ME A FUCKIN' LEVEL UP!!!1!

=> NO. We tried this once and you said you don't level up. We're sticking with it!
Fine. You return to Silan who is still trying to fan his face off. You've turned away from the troll girl and crouched down, as if that would make your face any cooler. You've lost all composure, kinda giving an awkward laugh too. You think this relax session just got some stress.

[ERMAGURD! That was extreme. So much typing. I hope this makes up for the 47 thousand days I missed. I was isolated this weekend. I'll be back with more content more often once school is back in session. Happy Belated Holidays.]

>Giggle at Silan's embarrassment
While it could probably be considered rude to giggle at this you find yourself not able to avoid the wave of giggles that overcomes you.
LALNIA: D0N'T W0RRY A80UT SAYING THINGS 0UTL0UD THAT Y0U D0N'T M3AN T00
LALNIA: I RAR3LY THINK B3F0R3 I SP3AK
LALNIA: AND Y0U AR3N'T TALKING M3 D3AF!
LALNIA: I TALK AN AWFUL L0T MYS3LF!
LALNIA: I GU3SS W3 80TH AR3 GUILTY 0F TALKING T00 MUCH!

>Address his blush

No! That would be completely and utterly ru-

LALNIA: AR3 Y0U ALRIGHT?
LALNIA: Y0UR FAC3 IS LIK3 C0MPL3T3LY R3D...

Speaking of speaking before you think.

>Be super embarrassed

Nope! You have had enough of being embarrassed! You can't stop the light violet blush that comes to your face, but you won't let it stop you from having fun speaking with your friend!

>Address the fact that he has turned away from you

You frown and cover your eyes. You always say the wrong thing! It is super annoying! Now Silan isn't even facing you!

>Nice going dork

You have to restrain yourself from getting into a long argument with your subconscious. You just don't understand why it is so stupid!

[Sorry about not responding as well! I was grounded :P]

=> Get up, damn it.
Sure. You turn back around and get up. You've cooled down a bit and you definitely won't yell at her or yourself. So you just address this as casually as possible.

SILAN: iT's oKay. really.
SILAN: i'Ve JusT Been a BiT...
SILAN: inhiBiTeD laTely.
SILAN: TalK aBouT emBarrassinG.

=> See. Was that so hard.
You are going to screw up my flow, strange disembodied voice. SCREW IT UP I TELL YOU!

SILAN: why Don'T you Tell me aBouT this PlaneT you Got here.
SILAN: iT looKs KinDa eerie...
SILAN: anD weirD.
SILAN: siDes, i'm noT GoinG To risK sayinG any more emBarrassinG sTuff.