Gamma Session

==>Respond to memo.

No! You are talking to Kaia (while ignoring the Gift of Gab at the same time). It would be incredibly rude to begin talking over the internet.

==>Fine then, respond to Kaia.

Lulu: Kkaia, it is good to finally meet you in person. Hhow long have you been in my land?

=> Okay, you've wasted enough time. Find your quest bed.
For the last time, you do not have the slightest smidgeon of a clue where this alleged quest bed is. If you did, you wouldn't be arguing with the narrator.

=> Fine, I'll give you a hint. It's the most important monument on your planet.
So it's at the top of that luminescent pillar. You know, the one whose peak is obscured in misty glow?

=> You tell me.
HOW IN THE HELLACIOUS FUCK DO I GET UP THERE! IT'S LIKE STR8^ VERTICAL YO!!

=> Ask your peeps.
wwatevver

=> No. That's not your thing.

SS: so this Voice in my heaD
SS: iT says there is a QuesT BeD on this VerTiCal Pillar of misTy Glowy mysTery.
SS: any BrighT iDeas on how i GeT uP there?

GC: FLY
GC: 0H WAIT
GC: YOU CAN'T D0 THAT Y3T CAN YOU?
GC: W3LL I HAV3 0TH3R ID3AS
GC: LIK3 CLIMB TH3 DINGY
GC: 0R ASK Y0UR SPRIT3 A80UT IT
GC: TH3Y KN0W M0R3 A80UT THIS CULLSHRIMP GAM3 THAN ANY 0F US
GC: 0TH3R THAN 3INIDIA
GC: 8UT SH3 IS A SPRIT3 S0 IT D03SN'T C0UNT

>Land jump again
You would, but...
You aren't sure where the next portal is
You are in the middle of nowhere
>Do something useful for once
MAYBE YOU COULD IF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD WOULD STOP BEING SO MEAN

=> Pester your sprite.
Like you even know that your sprite has a pesterchum acc... well hell.

sentientSound began pestering screamoSprite

SS: hey, i neeD your sPriTely assisTance
SS: my QuesT BeD is on ToP of an eerie Glowy Pillar
SS: anD i Can'T Climb VerTiCal
SS: I'LL ALCHEMIZE SOMETHING FOR YOU!!!
SS: I CAN'T SEND IT DOWN THOUGH!!!
SS: YOU HAVE COME GET IT!!!
SS: BuT

screamoSprite ceased pestering sentientSound

SS: Curses

=> Head home.
Yeah. Guess you should.

>Be bored
There is literally no point i being bored. You should probably go looking for the next portal.
>Go look for hidden treasure
Okay obviously you didn't pick up on the hint you were given there so lets try again. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO LOOKING FOR THE NEXT PORTAL
>Go look for the next portal
You make your way across the strange and eerily quiet, apart from the occasional ribbit of course, land quietly. You don't know where your sprite is and you honestly haven't felt more alone in your life.
>Troll someone then
You don't want to be a bother and it isn't like you to just troll someone out of the blue
>Do it anyways
No...
>Wonder why you don't want to do it
You don't have to wonder about it. You already know why. It is because you are scared of being  bother to your friends.

==>

KAIA: I'm afraid I haven't been keeping much track of the time,
KAIA: Which is funny, considering that I'm completely surrounded by clocks here,
KAIA: But I don't believe it's been too long.
KAIA: In any case, it's nice to meet you, too.
KAIA: Have you made any progress on your land's quest?

> Check memo.

Your nifty laptop hat contraption makes it surprisingly easy to pull off this incredibly rude stunt. Silan seems to be expressing interest in Ascending. With a capital A.

You kind of hope that, sooner or later, you'll get around to doing that whole god tier thing. You wouldn't want to lag behind on account of squeamishness regarding the process. You tend to instinctively, you know, want to not die.

Seriously, all your friends make it look so easy! But you don't know if you're quite ready for it yet.

Lulu: Ddon't feel bad. Aall the clocks have different times
Lulu: Tthere's probably one that tells the correct time, but II have yet to find it...
Lulu: Nnow, about my quest...

==>Ponder.

You ponder this question.

Lulu: II'm ashamed to say II haven't thought about it much.

==> Sleep.

You sleep, and dream, on derse for now.

>Find the portal already
You look up and to your surprise you see a glowing portal!
>Really!?
NO
>Oh well keep looking
You are!
>Look harder
You squint your eyes and look around. You think you see something! It's a...
>Portal
FROG
>Go play with the frog
You run over and start to play with the frog happily
How productive

=> You're home.
AND THE PLACE IS LOUSY WITH IMPS!!!

=> Prince, aggress.
That's the first time you've ever been called a prince. But you do so and make vertically challenged office work of the imps. You level up so many times.

=> Level up.
You storm up your echeladder to the all important rung: Quick Draw Combateer Imp Slayer! Your grist cache limits exceed their boundaries and so does your ceramic pork hollow's fat ass! He swallows your newly begotten 1,001,971 Boondollars.

Screamosprite: SILAN!!!
Screamosprite: I HAVE YOUR SICK RIDE!!!
Silan: yeah?
Screamosprite: AND YOUR LEVEL IS HIGH ENOUGH FOR ME TO COME WITH YOU!!!
Silan: righTeous.
Silan: so you Can GuiDe me BaCK To the Pillar.
Screamosprite: YEAH, FOLLOW ME.

You equip your... INTERSTELLAR SUPERSONIC ROCKET BOARD. The harder your music gors, the faster you go.

=> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

>STOP PLAYING WITH THE FROG
You sigh and stand up. The frog hops away quickly and you happily wave goodbye.
>Continue looking
You jump up in the air and flutter high into the air, looking around. Soon you spot a Glimmering oval a while away
>Fly towards it
You quickly zoom towards it and stare at the portal. You wonder why there were no imps here.
>Ignore the question and go through the portal.
You jump through and fall into a puddle. How icky!
>Get up and look around
This place looks rather... Damp

==>

KAIA: Has your sprite spoken to you about it yet?
KAIA: I suppose it varies from person to person, but one way or another we all get hit on the head by the cryptic riddles.
KAIA: I honestly can't see why the game persists in withholding all this information; it's different from other games in that sense.
KAIA: But then again, it's not really like any other games in most senses.

> Seer. Seek.

See, more cryptic nonsense. You don't even know what you were ever looking for, anyway. It's like you're supposed to have some kind of extravagant Heart power or something. Also, it's Heart.

Out of all the aspects you've heard your friends mention, Heart sounds really lame. What kind of power is Heart, anyway? Are you supposed to be some kind of shipping master?

You think it's safe to say that you haven't the slightest interest in becoming a shipping master. Really, now. There's this sense that you should have starting tapping into whatever abilities Sburb's provided or whatever, but you just can't.

You try to puzzle this out in the back of your mind as the clocks whirr and tick around you. Tick, tock.

Lulu: Uum... no, my sprite hasn't told me anything.
Lulu: Ssushisprite isn't exactly the most useful sprite.
Lulu: Hhe won't answer any questions unless you ask him specifically.
Lulu: II haven't even thought about asking about that.

==>Think about what your quest might be.

You honestly have no idea. You wish you had an example of someone else's quest. Then you could know the nature of the quest. Alas, you do not have that.

>Explore land

This land, unfortunately, seems to have been abandoned as well. You just can't catch a break can you? At least this land is warmer, regardless of how wet the land might be. This land looks pretty too

>Search for person

You search but all you find is a clearly empty hive. It appears to be a human's too.

>Loot house

You run up to the house and go through the door. The structure on top of the house looks unsteady but you are sure it will be fine! Right?

=> Arrive.
You reach the top of the mystical pillar. There is a stone bed. Your quest bed as you are led to believe. You lie down and sleep.

=> Awaken.
You aren't quite awake yet. For now you are just seeing rapid images. A dersite. A prospitian. Meteors. They are still falling. The heat is breaching the battlefield. What even is this?

==>

KAIA: I think it's worth looking into, despite the frankly irritating nature of the presentation.
KAIA: They seem like they're pretty much designed to facilitate our personal growth, or something.
KAIA: Figuring it out might be a little more complicated depending on our sprite and consorts, though.
KAIA: I mean, Odiferoussprite tries to be helpful, but he's always limited by his... being a ferret but also a frog and also a sprite.
KAIA: But even if you have trouble with Sushisprite, I've heard consorts are another place to start.
KAIA: They didn't help me, of course. All I know is that there are floods, and sometimes there aren't. And that, somehow, this is important.
KAIA: Urgh. Sorry.
KAIA: Asking Sushisprite's probably a good idea if you're interested.

> Notice how quiet the memo is being.

The chatter has died down.

KAIA: Wait. Hold on.
KAIA: I'm just going to check on Lalnia and Silan and everyone.
KAIA: The memo's been quiet.
KAIA: Um. Sorry.
KAIA: I worry about them, sometimes.

You are incredibly rude.

==>

OA: Erm. Hey, everyone.
OA: This memo's gone a little quiet.
OA: How are you guys?
OA: Lalnia, do you know where you are yet?
OA: I've looked around LOIAF on my computer, but I don't see you there.
OA: So you might be in my land if you've landhopped more than once.
OA: Tell me if you see any confused-looking turtles, massive floods, or houses filled with postcards and suspiciously foreign things in your travels. Like bobbleheads.
OA: (And if any of that sounds familiar, don't look at the clouds too long or they'll give you a headache.)

>See why your glasses are blinking

It's the memo!

GC: I'M D0ING G00D 8P
GC: AND IT IS W3T H3R3! THIS H0US3 I'M IN HAS W3IRD STUFF
GC: WHAT IS WITH TH3S3 8IG H3AD3D MINI HUMANS?
GC: AR3 TH0S3 TH3 80BBL3 THINGS?
GC: AND 0KAY A80UT TH3 CL0UDS 8O
GC: I DIDN'T 3V3N L00K AT TH3M B3F0R3

>Continue looking around

You think snooping is a more accurate term actually but you do so anyways. Humans are weird! Or at least Kaia is. You already knew that though

>Laugh at your own joke

You crack up and it is obvious that you will not be doing anything for a while

Lulu: II guess it wouldn't hurt to ask.

==> Peek over her shoulder at the memo.

Absolutely not. What a horrible idea. That would be incredibly rude... and slightly creepy. You can just check the memo on your own time later.

==> Ask her how everyone is doing, then?

That seems like a much better plan.

Lulu: Hhow is everyone?
Lulu: Tthey aren't dead, are they?
Lulu: II don't mean to be dark like that, but II just wonder sometimes.

=> Ascend.
In the waking world, a slate basilisk approaches. It easily beheads you.

=> In the dream world.
Your eyes spring open and you begin to warp. You are now wearing the royal garb of the Prince of Breath.

=> Update memo.
You lost your laptop in the ascension.

=> Fly back to LOMAG.
Sure, Screamosprite will do the acrobatic fucking somersault off the handle. You better believe that shit.

> Actually do stuff

You move on and continue snooping through your friends stuff. This is probably creepy but you could care less.

>move on

You give up on snooping and move over to a window. What did Kaia mean about the clouds?

>Look at clouds

You look up at the clouds and stare at them. They are beautiful. What you do next will most likely be amazing due to the influence of these clouds.

>Jump around like a nitwit and punch some valuable souvenirs

NO! That is one of the most stupid thoughts you have ever had! You don't understand what dark corner of your mind that one came from

==>

You can't even actually do an action. You are to baffled by your own stupidity. Better move on

=> Back on LOMAG.
You fly down to your body and reclaim all of your lost items.

=>NOW UPDATE MEMO.

SS: finally wenT GoD Tier.
SS: GoT this siCK Crown, BuT Do i really haVe To wear these Puffy Clothes?
SS: noT liKe they aren'T ComforTable
SS: they JusT Don'T feel righT
SS: this musT Be how a Prince of Breath is.
SS: GoD these Clothes are TerriBle.

==>

OA: The bigheaded smallpeople are souvenirs of some kind, Lalnia.
OA: Ignore them.
OA: You're free to shove them behind the closet or something if they start to seem creepy.
OA: Maybe you could see if you're able to modify your outfit with your fancy new powers, Silan?
OA: I myself wouldn't know how god-tiering works.
OA: Not really.
OA: But congratulations on your ascension.
OA: Keep those righteous winds in check.

> Continue conversation.

KAIA: They seem fine, thankfully.
KAIA: Lalnia's on my land at the moment.
KAIA: Which means, of course, that she'd wind up here should she land-hop again.
KAIA: Aaand it also happens that Silan has become the god-tiered Prince of Breath.
KAIA: It kind of makes me feel left out, but personally?
KAIA: I don't think I'm ready to die.

You wonder where your mother is.

> Ask Lalnia if she's seen any suspiciously full-grown humans.

Why in pspace would you do that? Your mother is fine, probably. LOFAD is pretty big.

You mean, you would've known if she died.

==>Converse.

Lulu: II'm curious to see what those trolls look like.
Lulu: Aand about the god tier...
Lulu: II would die if it meant II would get stronger.
Lulu: ...Aat least, that's what II'm saying now.
Lulu: II can't say that II'd feel the same way when actually presented with the opportunity.

==>Propose looking for your quest bed so you can find out if you would do it.

You'd like to say that you aren't too eager to find it, but that would be a lie.

Lulu: Wwould you like to help me find my quest bed?
Lulu: Iit wouldn't hurt to just find it. Iif we do find it, II can make the choice and move on.

=> Silan, modify robes.
You get a code for your god tier suit and combine the code with one of your old outfits. You get a BLACKWIND ROCKER OUTFIT. It's basically a black version of the Prince of Breath suit, but not really. It consists of a white, long sleeved shirt under a black short sleeved shirt with a gray breath symbol bordered with the original blue of Breath, and a tattered pair of black jeans.

SS: i DiD iT
SS: this ouTfiT worKs
SS: now i neeD To finD ouT whaT To Do aBouT all of these "Dim PlaneTs"
SS: shiT
SS: no Time To eXPlain, loTs of oGres

> Kaia: Hesitate.

You don't see why this is such a big deal. You hesitate all the time.

Also, you maintain mixed feelings about dying. But you'll probably have to deal with it at some point, whether you like it or not.

==>

KAIA: Sure, I can assist you.
KAIA: It shouldn't be too difficult to locate.
KAIA: Although I wonder if something else will come up, at this point in the game.
KAIA: Like.
KAIA: At some point there'll be some kind of final boss, right?

You furrow your eyebrows and glance at your surroundings. Looking for massive glowing Time symbols in the sky sounds like a good starting point for your search.