Gamma Session

==> Reply to Alex.

He asked you a question a long time ago, but you were busy staring up at the cliff.

AV: {II honestly do not know if II'm fine anymore.}
AV: {II don't know how II would get a jetpack, considering my Alchemiter is in my house.}
AV: {II might be able to... no, II have a better idea.}

==> Have a better idea.

Your better idea involves messaging Sushisprite.

arcaneVisionary [AV] began pestering glubBlub [GB]
AV: {II need your help.}
GB: would it kill you to say hello
AV: {Hhello. II need your help.}
GB: okay what
AV: {II need you to alchemize something for me.}
AV: {Ccombine my atlas and my scanner.}
GB: okay
GB: okay it made a teleporter
AV: {Eexcellent. Perfectly according to plan.}
AV: {Sscan a picture of me and teleport me back home.}

Suddenly, there is a flash of light. When the light fades, you are back in your house. Sushisprite is standing there with that spaced out look on his face.

==> Finish breeding pefect glow flowers.

You have silly! They decorate the cave walls now to give it a glow! You now start working on posion plants for your strife specubi!

LE: ~# I made new flowerssssss.
LE: ~# :D

>Go check out the light cave some more
You think Einidia mentioned that voidy people controlled darkness or whatever
You aren't really sure honestly!
You will come back to this later
>Go do some side quests!
Wooo side quest time!
Just kidding side quests are probably boring
Gaaaaahhhhhhhh!
>Respond to memo first

GC: C00L!
GC: I HAV3 N3V3R B33N G00D WITH PLANTS :3
GC: T3H3H3H3

=> Silan: Ascend.
Ragnar quickly built up the house with an obscene amount of grist, so obviously you're going up there. You fight your way through a flurry of imps to get to the top.

=> Get to the top.
You reach the peak of this tower of sorts, there awaits a freaking Slate Giclops??? Oh hell no.

=> Abscond?
You can't, the gate is right there!!!

=> Strife.
If you must.

=> [S] Strife.
You confront the Giclops. There's only one. How hard can it- BLOODY HELL, THESE THINGS ARE HARD TO KILL!!! You leap at it's head and do a spinny-flippy thing with your dual equipped yoyos. You summon a Summoned Skull and propel it into the Giclops with a screaming wave of sound. Summoned Skull started chomping on his brain like zombie stye while you used your yoyos to do normal attacks. The Sonic Screamo disoriented him with sound assaults and Shadow the Summoner dealt poison status in key to it's evilistic tendencies. With a few dodges, the Giclops fell and released the biggest flood of grist you ever seen.

=> Level Up.
You gain 8 levels, storming up your echeladder to Si the Giant Slayer! You gain 756,992 Boondollars and your grist cache limit exceeds it's previous boundaries! That'll do, Pork Hollow, that'll do.

=> Summoned Skull: Level Up.
This duel monster storms up his echeladder to the proud rung of Giant Slasher Demon Ward! He gains 1,000,000 Boondollars and silently returns to the deck to be summoned again!

=> wat...

SS: um
SS: Guys...
SS: my summoneD sKull JusT leVeled?
SS: yeah, the Duel monsTer.
SS: is thaT some KinD of JoKe or...
SS: DiD he aCTually GeT sTronGer?
SS: shoulD i eVen Be summoninG Duel monsTers?
SS: sCreamosPriTe says iT's BaDass.

=> Ascend.
You do so. Your land is misty... and glowy... and weeeeeiiiirrrd.

=> What's That Sound?
What sound?

=> That Reptilian Sound.
You hear no reptilian sound.

=> Ugh. Then Just Go.
You do so. Maybe you'll head into that reptilian sound later on.

GC: T3H3H3
GC: THAT HAPP3N3D T0 M3 AND MY B00K
GC: IT FL3W 0UT AND KILL3D S0M3THING
GC: IT G0T LIK3 750 B00ND0LL3RS <I:3
>Fly towards lizard people things
You flutter towards the largest settlement of lizard dingys
Gahhh you already can hear them!

LE: ~# Ha!
LE: ~# Mine won't do that.
LE: ~# I jusssssst grow a flower to make it come out.

==> Grow one more flower, then move on.

You are. It is already blooming in your hands, it is a cerulian color, like your moirails blood. You move it up to your right horn, and place it down. Your horns make great flower holders.

"Noooww. . . Where oh where can my quesssssst cacoon be. . . "

GC: THIS FL0W3R STUFF S0UNDS C00L <I:3
GC: HAV3 Y0U F0UND TH3 QU3ST DINGY Y3T?

>Reach the village
You groan and cover your ears
>Tell them to be quiet
Tak Tak Tak
>TELL THE THINGS TO BE QUIET
I'm sorry wh-? TAK TAK TAK
>OH MY GOSH!
TAKTAKTAKTAK
>Freak out
You freak out and try to drown the sound out by pushing harder on your ears
It doesn't work
>Taktaktak
You reach your breaking point
You throw your arms out and yell
W0ULD Y0U GUYS JUST SHUT UP ALR3ADY
==> ??
Silence
>Open your eyes
You open your eyes and see the creatures moving their mouths
But you can't hear them
Are you deaf?
>Listen closely
You listen and come to the conclusion that you are not deaf
You can hear the wind and the leaves perfectly
The salamanders just aren't making any noise!
What did you do!

==>Inhale the home smell.

You do that as you walk to your room. Sushisprite follows, making occasional glubbing sounds. When you get to your room, you lay on your bed and sigh heavily. Sushisprite just kind of hovers over you, not sure what to do with himself. You wave him off, telling him to go prototype himself with something.

==>Fall asleep.

You don't mean to, but you fall asleep. You seem to wake up moments later, though. You don't wake up in your bed, though. You wake up in a bed, but not yours. The room you wake up in is entirely purple. You slowly get up and look around. You think you've finally awoken on Derse. You read about it in a walkthrough, but you didn't think you would ever awake here.

==>Message your friends.

Conveniently, there's a computer in your room.

AV: {II think II am on Dderse.}
AV: {Eeverything is purple.}
AV: {II don't even like purple all that much.}

AV: {II'm not a huge fan of purple.}
AV: {Eespecially "in your face" purple like this.}
AV: {Sseriously, it's everywhere.}
AV: {Aand salamanders? II think you should be glad that they aren't making noises.}

==>Explore.

You kind of want to talk to your friends first. You have no way to contact them if you leave this room, as the computer is not exactly portable. Your phone isn't with you because it was with your other outfit. The outfit that you were wearing back in reality. Right now you are wearing purple... pajamas? This is starting to get ridiculous.

GC: IT ISN'T THAAAAAAT BAD
GC: ATL3AST Y0URS ISN'T A BLINDING Y3LL0W
GC: AFT3R FALLING ASL33P 3V3RYTHING S33MS R3ALLY DARK AND W3IRD
>Try to communicate with salamanders
You would rather NOT have them start making noise again

LE: ~# Sssssssssssorry I didn't ressssspond!
LE: ~# But no, I Can't. I wonder if it'sssssssssssss jussssst really tough to find.
LE: ~# Perhaps the sssssilence of the sssssound isssss your god power. . .

==> Keep exploring the caverns.

You do, you're robo body causing thuds to echo.

LE: ~# Thisssss isssss way passsssst creepy.

==>Explore now.

You might as well. You should probably notify your chums first.

==>Notify chums.

AV: {II might not respond for a little while.}
AV: {II am going to explore this purple planet.}

==>Explore.

You discover that the only way out of your room is a window. A window that is many, many feet above the ground, might you add. You remember reading something about flying. Was that reference to this?

==>Go for it.

You decide to go for it. You jump out the window, arms spread wide like wings. You think about it, and you start floating. How cool! You start soaring around, inspecting everything.

GC: MAYB3
GC: 0R MAYB3 I JUST SCAR3D TH3M 8P
GC: AND HAV3 FUN WITH THAT LULU!
>Start hearing the sounds again
You can hear the salamanders again but they are notably quieter
Thankfully!

> Kaia: Finish gate jumping. Snoop around Lulu's land.

You're enjoying the snooping. Ah, the refreshing scent of a land full of problems that aren't yours! Yes. These poor consorts can't go to you for help, that's for sure!

> Respond to memo.

OA: This is probably kind of rude.
OA: But I'm just letting you know that I've temporarily relocated to your land, Lulu.
OA: I suppose I'm notifying the group as well, but that's beside the point.
OA: Sorry.
OA: I'll try not to bother you in, uh, your sleep.
OA: I was getting sick of my planet. And kind of lonely.
OA: You don't mind, do you?

==>

OA: Also, do any of you have tips on how to wake up on Prospit/Derse?
OA: I can't seem to do it.
OA: I tried taking a nap, once.
OA: I hear something different does it for everyone.
OA: Most unfortunately.

LE: ~# You may have to dieee. . .
LE: ~# Or you need to be woken up.

==> Creepy much?

Sometimes it works like that. . . You think. . . ?

Or they need to be woken up forcefully. . .?

Sometimes sprite knowledge you can misread.

==>Respond to memo.

You cannot respond to the memo, as you are away from your dream computer.

==>Continue exploring.

That, you can do.

You continue flying around Derse, looking at all the little black people below you. They are all looking up at you. You can't see their expressions from this high up, but you can certainly see that they are talking and pointing. As you continue flying, you start to hear voices. You think you're going crazy.

==>

OA: All I know is that it varies.
OA: Apparently some people have dreamed on Prospit or Derse for their entire lives.
OA: And some have dreamselves that are constantly awake?
OA: Important and/or traumatic events also seem to trigger awakenings.
OA: But none of this helps me!
OA: Would you advise that I just wait?
OA: I mean, I don't believe that there's any other alternative, but I may be wrong in thinking that.

> Kaia: Sleep.

No, no. You can't do that. It wouldn't help. You have a feeling you'd be more useful awake, anyway. No use in taking a nap now.

LE: ~# Hmm. . .
LE: ~# Letsssss seee. . .
LE: ~# Ahhh. . . . You share my dream planet. . .
LE: ~# If you wisssssh I could try to. . . Wake you.

==> Sudden ambush! Strife!

You get into your strife stance, Moving your hands back while some vines sprout from your hands. Even though ou can control skin, Vines are uch easier.

You'll be strifing here for a bit. But you can still respond.

==>Return to computer.

You think it's about time to. You've explored enough.

AV: {Yyou need help waking up, Kkaia?}
AV: {II could wake you up here on Dderse.}
AV: {Iif you want me to.}

==>

OA: No, I'm fine.
OA: Derse sounds fascinating, and I can't say I wouldn't enjoy exploring it.
OA: But I'd rather not right now. I feel more productive when awake. In the thick of it, you might say.
OA: Sleep can wait 'till later.
OA: Also, Lulu, you'll have to excuse me for showing up in your land.
OA: The puzzle of LOFAD was getting annoying.
OA: I had my finger on it, but it was confusing.
OA: Fancy metaphors and all that.
OA: I suppose I'll see you when you wake up, though.

==>

AV: {Ookay, if you say so.}
AV: {Aand feel free to roam around my land.}
AV: {Wwatch out for the clocks.}
AV: {Ddon't put your fingers by their hands. Tthey stop for no finger.}

You think it is about time you wake up. You might as well go see Kaia.

==>Wake up.

You get back on your purple bed, though you have no idea how to wake. Maybe it's the same way you woke up here? And that way is by falling asleep. You close your eyes and fall asleep/wake up.

==>

OA: All right, then.
OA: Your land is pretty interesting, actually.
OA: Not as damp as mine, at least.
OA: LOFAD spends half its time practically underwater.

> Kaia: Disregard instructions. Go and find some clocks to fondle.

Now that's a silly idea! Clock-fondling sounds like a terrible idea. You ignore any and every temptation in favor of swatting imps with your flute. The sight of their bodies bursting into grist is pure music.

>scan over memo
You look over said memo but see no reason to respond
Maybe later
At the moment you are interested in this land jumping Kaia mentioned!
>land jump
You are to busy!
You have started helping a salamander save its hat!
Very important matters!

=> Examine Land.
You already did. You believe you put it as misty... and glowy... and wwwwweeeeiiirrd.

=> Fine. Update Memo.
You suppose.

SS: DiD i menTion i was in my lanD yeT?
SS: sCreamosPriTe DiDn'T follow.
SS: is thaT liKe an in Game aBiliTy to aCHieVe in a higher leVel...
SS: runG...
SS: thinG?
SS: waiT.
SS: iGuanas.
SS: i GoT iGuanas.
SS: BrB.

=> I Got Iguanas?
No, you got iguanas.

=> Converse.
Maybe. You take a few moments to contemplate.