Sgrub - Theta Session

==> Meow

Yo voice? Your not talking anymore? What is that all about anyways? Why keep saying meow and woof? Are you a catdog?

==> Woof, respond to memo

Okay...

FL: Lowbloods?
FL: Highbloods?
FL: Hm...
FL: Oh hello there new person in memo.
FL: :>

==> Meow, replay to gameKiller

Your weird voice. You know that?

FL: Maybe its a fever?
FL: Like a illness?
FL: :/

==> Watch movie

ogod its a scary movie.

ogod why is she turning off the lights

oh noe D:

== Pester FL

GK: Farteh
GK: Farteh im scurd.
GK: My sister is turning off th elights for a horror movie.
GK: Last time she did that we both ran upstairs
GK: Faaaarrteeeehhh D:

==> stahp being a pansy

BUT ITS A SCARY MOVIE INT HE DARK

THATS LIKE PLAYING AMNEISIA IN THE DARK

YOU DONT DO THAT IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP WELL

D:!!!!!


==> Respond to memo

GK: Highblood
GK: Lowblood
GK: Does that mean control guy is high on slime too?
GK: Oh man I need more chairs for the intervention.

Adrien: Respond again

AN: Wait
AN: What do you mean?
AN: Do you not understand the hemospectrum or something?
AN: Who are you?

==> Your friend seems to be dieing?

Hey. I don't know! You begin to pester back.

==> Pester the pesterings

FL: Dude!
FL: That is what makes horror films even more scarier!
FL: ...And unforgettable to remember!
FL: ;D

==> I still want to know about the hat

Well I guess I'll tell you then. I wear it because it reminds me of a game I played which involves a fairy boy with a green tunic. But this hat is also a Christmas present. You heard me. A Christmas santa hat.

==> Captain memo needs you!

FL: Nope!
FL: I'm fartymuckmuddydoL! :b
FL: And my friend there is gamerKiller!
FL: :>

GK: So I don't need the intervention chairs?
GK: Awuh.
GK: That was the fun part.
GK: Also; Wazzap.
GK :P
GK: You can't see me, but I said that with my tounge out.

==> Oh god what are you doing.

Your doing the wazzap!

Duh.

You look back to the tv. Your sister paused it to go get some food from the fridge, shes back and she is trying it make is pla- AMIGAWDWHATTHEFUCKJUMPSCARE

GK: a ps0dnvf

==> What happened

amigawd.

You open the pester window with FL.

GK: Fa-fateh
GK: i think i may have just died
GK: is is possible to die from a jumpscare
GK: cuase that one was really bad D:

==> What's a jump scare?

Well you see. Its a thing where you see something very scary so suddenly you jump out of your own skin.

==> Oh okay, as you were

Uh thanks I guess?

==> Pester: gameKiller

FL: I don't think so.
FL: Well I mean.
FL: They should't.
FL: XD
FL: Calm yourself Jesse.
FL: Just enjoy the show. :>

==> Captain memo is starting to get old

You check back on the memo seeing nothing that much has happened as of yet.

==> Check whether merino sweater is imperilled.

Heck no. Nothing is imperilled. God damn you stupid memo. Making me paranoid.

AG: y'all have no party considering you cannot see my swag
AG: My swagerz swag.
AG: I can see dark clouds are approaching tho.
AG: Dying time?
AG: Time to wash hair? Does chain of command allow me to wash my hair? *snort*
AG: Did someone mention UNO? I fucking want in. I want to play UNO. While it rains death. We can face death
AG:fill the atmosphere, surcharge it with war hysteria

==> Check on the sweater.

Still egregious.

YC: Sure thing Mr. Superior.
YC: Thaat downloaad is there for aanyone who waants to plaay!

==>Girl. Examine your bedroom.

Bedroom? What is that? You assume the voice means your respiteblock.

Your respiteblock block is a nice size, but it looks small because of all the party supplies stashed in it. It is the only place in your hive not made entirely of ice. You live in what humans would call an igloo. But you are not a human, so you just call it an ice hive.

==> Click the link?

You stop yourself before you can even click the link. Maybe its a good idea to clear out some questions on what your suppose to do. Maybe you should talk to Killer some more.

==> Fineeee... Pester gameKiller

FL: So um.
FL: Should we rip up the floor with this link they provided?
FL: Because I really want to break open a pinata to seize its glorious sweets.
FL: Or loot.
FL: :U

==> Sweets?

Your sweet tooth is playing up again. Maybe we should take a break from your computer? Well- you see no trouble in that right?

==> Farty. I still want to know who you are.

Later. Team fortress 2 meet the doctor pun intended.

==> What?

Just watch it. You will like it voice in head.

GK: Hang on jill, still hoping my heart wont burst here.

==> Deep breathe human.

Don't tell me what to do.

==> Respond.

Fiiinnnee.

GK: Yea. I'm loading the EXE now. Click it too.
GK: If we get to play co-op, your my player.

(Everybody just ignore my post there, I was still on the first page. XD)

==> Be cooperative player?

Well you are not too sure about that yet. From what you've heard from your best friend gamerKiller, she has already started loading the links up. Looks like ditching your computer can wait.

==> Farty. Please tell me your real name!

Nope voice in head. All hands are on deck for this game your about to play.

==> Pester: gamerKiller

FL: Awesome.
FL: I'm gonna load it up now.
FL: I still yet wonder how it works.
FL: Should we tell them peps in the memo?
FL: Also. I've found an epic song to listen too.
FL: Click me!
FL: Just soak in that song. :>

==> Name and tell me what you look like!

You shake your head as you sit in the computer chair staring at the screen.

==>Quit zoning out and reply to your memo!

You were not zoning out. You were simply having a party. Inside your mind.

==>Reply. To. The. Memo.

Fine.

YC: Wow, so maany new people!
YC: Hello, new people!
YC: Hey, why aaren't the two of you typing in your blood color?
YC: The only one I qnow thaat does thaat is my moiraail!

==> Respond to the memo

FL: Oh ouch.
FL: I got shot by a bullet.
FL: I be dead.
FL: Bleh. XuX
FL: (I'm not really dead though.)
FL: (:

==> Your weird.

Heh I know. Isn't it brilliant?

==> Memo and FL reply. Noaw.

Memo first.

GK: I don't care for hemotyping really. Too mainstream.

Oh you little hipster bitch.

:D

FL now.

GK: Yea. Think this game is good? No game reviews on it yet.

==>Be confused.

You feel like that is what you do best.

YC: Uh... whaat? Maainstreaam?
YC: Whaat do you meaan?
YC: I'm pretty sure it's like aan unspoken rule aalmost...

==> Be the unnamed human thingy?

I'm not a thing okay? Lets get the cart on the track!

==> Pester: gameKiller

FL: I have not seen any reviews on this Sgrub game.
FL: I'll keep looking if I can though.
FL: But I'll say we talk things over with them peoples in the memo.
FL: Because stealing this link of theirs seems wrong.
FL: Well considering they don't know we are even taken part yet?
FL: I'd say talk with them.
FL: :>

==> Respond to memo

FL: So me and gameKiller are gonna part take in this game of yours?
FL: If you don't mind me asking.
FL: What is this hemo thingy-ma-gigy?

==>Continue to be confused.

No problem. Who are these trolls? Were they just born yesterday or something?

YC: You can plaay with us, I guess...
YC: I meaan, we only just met you... but it's oqaay with me! The more the merrier!
YC: Aand the hemospectrum is whaat forms our caaste system! How do you not qnow?
YC: I type in green, for exaample, meaaning thaat I aam aan emeraald blood! Not very high on the hemospectrum, but still pretty up there. (:
YC: The color you type in would suggest thaat your blood is aa weird violet color?
YC: Maaybe thaat is your blood color? Aare you a seaadweller?

You look at you memo screen, looking up at the movie. "Oh that is awesome." Your sister nods, pulling her blanket up to her chin.

==> Pester FL

GK: Should we play along?
GK: Or say 'Well I am a red blood.'
GK: Imma say that, you can too if you want.

==> MEmo time.

GK: Well I'm a red blood.
GK: But orange is much prettier, yea?

==> respond to the memo

FL: Our blood is red.
FL: What are you?
FL: :/

==> Pester: gameKiller

FL: Okay.
FL: Maybe we should ask them what they are?

You sit there narrowing your eyes at the computer screen yet confused.

Red blood? You have heard of many "red" bloods, some of them are mutant.

==>Reply to memo.

YC: Red blood?
YC: Is thaat aa mutaant blood color?
YC: Or do you meaan burgaandy maaybe?

==> FL again

GK: I'll say I'm mutant, you say your not. I wanna see what they do.

==> Memo, now.

Okay, Jeeez.

GK: Im a mutant.
GK: Sup.

A mutant?! As you said before, you've only heard of mutants! You've never met one! You thought they would've all been culled by now!

YC: Wow, aa mutaant?!
YC: I caan see why you would hide your blood color!
YC: You'd be culled if you didn't hide it!
YC: This is so exciting! I've never aactuaally met a mutaant before!

==> Be the normal red blooded human thats pretending to blend in.

You could say that perhaps. Lets continue to suss things out more.

==> Respond to memo

FL: Culled?
FL: As in death?
FL: Uh...

==> Quickly pester gameKiller

FL: Are you sure its a good idea to make yourself a mutant red?
FL: They seem serious about this whole blood thing.
FL: Or well YC says.