Sgrub - Theta Session

==> Message fellow blue blood

FC: 2o..
FC: Don'7 73ll 4nyon3 my blood color.
FC: Or 1'll k1ll you.
FC: 2lowly.
FC: Go7 17?

==> Fix your arm

You look around your cave and find the gauze you kept lying around. After fixing that little problem you decide to focus on the imps and making your way to the gate. You can think of an excuse to tell everyone why your arm is damaged later; it's not that important now.

==> Alchemize something before you leave

Do what now?

==> Mix items together and make a better one by using the alchemizer

Oh.

==> husktop + flying beast (crow) skull =...

You create a grey skulltop that's pretty much basic aside from the beak which allows you to play the game's disk once you need to.

==> Exoskeleton + random scraps of metal =...

Exo-power-skeletal-upgrade. Wearing it will boost your speed and physical strength by 2 fold as long as you wear it.

Note: If any major damage is done to one part(I.e. Arm, leg, back), that appendage is no longer upgraded.

==> Exo-power-skeletal-upgrade + Husktop =...

Computerized-Exo-skeletal-upgrade. This does basically the exact same thing as the Exo-power-skeletal-upgrade but with the added bonus of voice command and longer lasting durability.

==> Voice command for what exactly?

Who knows.

==> Whatever, go kill some imps

You kill imps on your way up while Neithe keeps building.

You look up at the orange sign floating above your head, and you tilt your head to the side.

"Da-fuk."

You look around for something to kinda toss in. You grab a nearby skyrim dragon statue, tossing it in.

You see a small dragon head and in it, and you tilt your head. ". . .Kay. . . I got an aludin. .. Da-da-da-da~aaa~aaa. . ."

==> Good Job.

You mean GG?

It means good game, I'll be usin' it alot.

==> Stahp breaking the fourth wall!

You stahp asking me questions wall.

wait am i talking to a wall

==> JUST ENTER THE TIMER IS GOING DOWN

OHFUCKYOURERIGHT

Your eyes land on the timer, you got a few minutes and no less!

You move to grab the orange cylander that popped out, and move to the large almost sewing machine. You put it under the little needle thing, and it begins to get carved. You look at the time, two minutes, you got this. . .

You put it in a small circle thing on the alchemicizer thingy-mah-watsit. And a pinyata appears infront of you, before your blindfolded with a bat in your hands. You cans see under or through it, so your kjust blind.

You swing, missing but hearing it just beside you, you spin and bash it open, and you can feel a small almost pulse move outwards, and the blindfold vanishes. You look around, but you hear the loudest series of ticks. All at different times.

"Oh my fuuu-"

You run upstairs, you go online, and spot the messages. People can message you again and you'll see it. Grabbing your laptop and capolouging it, you move outside, looking around you. You see game referances everywhere, as well as that ticking sound. It seems to be many all at different times.

You sit down on your doorstep, shaking your head softly.

You mutter 'Fus' and your laptop pops out.

-- gameKiller returned from being idle --

GK: JIll I am in this land thing now.
GK: It ticks.
GK: I am already annoyed. >.>

Oh no! Where did the non-troll go? She whacked that pinata and she disappeared!

==>Waitm how do you know what a pinata is? You're a troll.

All expert partiers like yourself know what pinatas are. Duh.

==>Whatever, message the non-troll.

YC: Where did you go~?
YC: You disaapeaared~!
YC: You're not deaad, aare you~?

==> Respond to YC

GK: Noooo.
GK: I am so very much 'live here.
GK: I think I'm getting a headache from these ticks though.

==> See imps

Oh. Imp things.

"Aw your kinda cute."

You get your bat out as it starts a strife with you and some of its buddies. You cream them, sending one's head spinning off into a large ticking hand.

You got some grist, time to make shit.

==> Make shit.

Make shit you shall.

You go to the alchemicizer and place your laptop and a pair of earbuds onto it to make. . . Lapbuds.

Its two earbuds that play the sounds of your laptop form anywhere.

You combine the lapbuds with a projector, making. . .

LapBuds VII

You can now see your screen and everything. You got just enough grist to make a weapon now.

You take your bat and look around. What to combine it with. . .

UHhh. . .

Looking around your room you get a minecraft diamond prop and alchemicize it with your bat, making a diamond bat.

"Awwww yeeeeees."

==> Insert LapTop Buds, Get bat, go kill things while talking to people.

Okay. You put in your laptop buds, and put your bat on your shoulder. Walking outside you begin to smash imps as they come.

YC: Oh, good~
YC: Caan't haave someone dying, now caan we~?
YC: Hehe~!

==>Continue through your land! You must get to your moirail!

Oh, right! You almost forgot! You need to hurry to make up for lost time.

You scamper through your land, fighting against the fierce winds that slap at you. After a lot of trekking, you see a gate that looks very similar to the one you passed through to get here. You quickly hop through it.

==> Message moirail.

YC: I aam in your laand~!
YC: Where aare you~?

==> Respond to Moirail

In a minute! Your taking out your anger on these imps that are trying to abscond!

==> DO IT

Ugh! You think this mystery voice is more annoying than the other...

FC: You'r3 4lr34dy 1n my l4nd?
FC: 1'm 2till 7r1ng 7o g37 7o 7h3 g473!
FC: It'2 fun k1ll1ng the2e imp2 7hough...
FC: G37 B4CK H3R3 MO7H3R FUCK3R!!!

You yell unwittingly, making your skulltop type out exactly what you just yelled when you ran after a giant imp.

====> Respond to the peerblood

TA: Very-->well.
TA: I-->will-->respecT-->your-->wishes.
TA: Your-->posiTion-->in-->The-->CHAIN~OF~COMMAND-->granTs-->you-->ThaT-->privilege,-->I-->should-->Think.

==>Reply to moirail.

YC: Caan you tell me where you aare so I caan find you~?
YC: I reaally waant to get this spore slime to you~
YC: Quickly~

==>Walk around.

You start walking around Ditana's land, looking for her. You don't even know where to start looking, and you're starting to panic.

==> Stop that

You are beating an imp with your staff so you can keep it alive while you kill it slowly. After a few minutes of that you start climbing up to the gate again.

==> Reply to Moirail again

FC: 1'm 4lmo2t 7h3r3
FC: Ju2t g1mm3 4 m1nut3.

YC: Aalright~

If you were a gate, where would you spit someone out in this land? The gate could put Ditana anywhere. What if it puts her somewhere where you can't get to her? That would be horrible. The most you can do is hope and wait.

You jump through the gate and see a river of blood at you feet.

...
...
...

You're going to loss it very soon if you don't find your moirail.

Seriously, fuck this game. Fuck it.

==> OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH THERE SHE IS

OH MY GOSH WHERE

==> OH MY GOSH RIGHT THERE SEE

OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH

You run over to you moirail,  who just popped out of the gate. While running, you hold the jar of spore slime out. "Ditana!"

==> BLOODEVERYWHEREBLOODEVERYWHERE

HOLYSHITYOURELOOSINGITSOMEONEHELP!!!!!

==>MOIRAIL ON THE HORIZON

You can barely tell up from down right now so no matter how much you want to you run over to her you make yourself stay put before you do something really bad.

==> OH MY GOSH SHE'S JUST STANDING THERE WHAT IS GOING ON

OH MY GOSH CAN SHE EVEN SEE YOU I MEAN WHAT IS HAPPENING

==> OH MY GOSH SHUT UP AND GO TO HER

Oh. Okay.

You run faster until you are standing next to her. You give her a quick shake. "Ditana, are you okay?"

==> FOCUS CRAZY FOCUS!!!!

YOUR MOIRAIL'S NOT HELPING YOU CAN FEEL HER FUCKING EMOTIONS

==> DON'T LOSE IT

You stare at her for a few minutes before quickly taking a few steps back and taking short, shaking breaths as you try to keep it together.

"...Stop it..."

You put your hands to your head and fall to your knees as if it could block her worried emotion from you head, "I can feel it! I don't like it! STOP! STOP IT!!"

==> WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

WHAAAAAAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

==> PANIC

OKAY

You have no problem doing that. "Feel what? Stop what? Aaaaah, what's going on?! Ditana, you have to calm down!"

==> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Fear, worry, panic, you don't want to feel it off her, but you like it, but you don't. It's hurting your think pan. It hurts. Make it stop. Why won't she stop. You told her to stop, but she won't.

==> CALM DOWN!!

You can't. You can't think straight at all. "I said STOP IT!!!"

You jump on top of her. You want to hurt her, but you don't. You want this to stop, you want it to stop now. Why can't you hurt her right now and end this?

You can't think but you can't bring yourself to hurt her. If you weren't so loyal she'd be dead.

==> OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH

You scream as your moirail jumps on you. "Why are you doing this?!" You don't know why this is happening. You know she's going crazy, but you don't know why she would attack you. You just want to cry. The jar of spore slime slips out of your hands and breaks on the ground. You see that there is a little left in the biggest piece of the jar.

==> STOP IT

Why won't she stop? You like the emotions she's giving off. But you don't like them coming off of her. You want to make her give off those emotions more, but you don't want to them coming from her. Your head hurts. You don't know what you want and it hurts.

Your nails start to dig into her arm and you can feel blood leaking onto your hands. Her arms were bruising under your grip. You weren't paying attention to either of those things, you trying to figure out what you wanted to do.

You start shaking and push yourself of her and start screaming with your hands back on your head, "STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! FUCKING STOP! WHY WON'T YOU STOP!? IT FUCKING HURTS! You stumble backwards and fall next to the piece of glass that still had a little spore in it.

The second you realized what it was you drink the remaining spore. You throw the glass in a random direction and curl up into a ball as the pain in your think pain starts to dull and you stop sensing Alette's emotions.

==>

You feel the emerald colored blood dripping down your arms as bruises of the same color appear. Ditana finally gets off you, much to your relief. You don't get off the ground, though. You just lay there, letting the blood drip from your body. You just hope Ditana has calmed down.

==> Take your own life, regulating everybody you know to life in a doomed timeline

You think this is a stupid thing to do, even though you are incredibly bored by the lack of anything interesting happening.

==>

You don't move from your spot on the ground even though you've calmed down. You try not to look at your hands as the guilt of hurting your moirail sinks in.

==> Comfort moirail.

You can tell she's calmed down, but you can also tell the something is bothering her. You slowly rise to your feet and walk over to her. "Ditty... it's okay." You try to cheer her up by using the nickname you gave her.

==> Feel like shit

You already do voice...

You stay curled in a ball and try not to look at her, "No it's not... I hurt you. I'm not supposed to do that, Alette."

==> Turn over before she notices you bandaged arm.

Why? It's not like it matters.

==> Be back in your house.

You are. You dunno what to do. You went outside, but it seems like the ticking lessens inside. You don't know what to do. Bigger guys started to appear after a bit, and now you need more stuff. You also saw a big gate in the sky, but you half said fuck it and just stayed in your house. You are still in your pac man teeshirt, and you now have black sweetpants on.

You have no idea what to do right now.

==> Alchemicize some clothes

Your so lazy though. And you have no idea what to make.

You can try though. It'll take your mind off of the ticking. Althought now that you think of it, you began to move with the ticks. Weird, but you guess its your mind moving with the vibrations and beat of them.

So you beat walk your way to the mec room - yes you are refering to it by that name now, deal with it - and look around. What to make. . . Your bat is a bit underpowered, but you have no idea how to make it better.

Wait.

WAIIIITT.

"SISSY!"

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FORGOT ABOUT YOUR SISTER

==> Pound up the stairs to the beat

NO FUCK THE BEAT

You go pounding up the stairs out of beat and start yelling your sisters name.

You slam into her door, fall back and groan.

"WHY DO YOU LOCK THE GOD DAMN DOOR.

SERIOUSLY.

THIS IS LIKE THE EIGHTH TIME."

You get up, grumble and take out your back. You smash through the door, making a small hole.

Oh you are no

You stick your face into the crack

"HERES JESSE."

==> God dammit.

You had to. And in doing that your favorite teddybear pops out of your sylladex. You look around quickly before pocketing him again. NOTHING SHALL EVER HAPPEN TO THE TEDDY.

EVER.

==> Back to the door.

Oh yea thanks bro wall.

You bash the door down again, and look around inside. You see nothing, and the knife that your sister had by her bed is gone. You look outside to see her running across the land against the ticks, jumping before they begin.

Okay you gatta admit you really wanted her to go with you to explore. But oh well, your server player and Jill will have to do.

You wave her off as she sprints along. You know she has knives hidden everywhere, She probably hgas them all. And you know she can throw them good enough to slice through a peice of falling hair.

You never quite knew how you got into blunt weapons while she used her knives.

You move into your room to find something to alchemicize with..

Hmm.  ..

WAIIT.

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIITTTTTTttt.

YOUR FUCKING LIGHTSABER.

YESS.

You lass scamper over to the purple light staber, grabbing it and youth rolling down your stairs.

Nice landing. You howver land on the BIGGEST TICK YOU HAVE HEARD and end up hugging the wall.

With your face.

Good balance Jess.

==> Alchemicize gurl.

K gurl.

You put your bat with the lightsaber, reaping a DIAMOND BAT SABER.

It is a lightsaber and your diamond bat.

Hell yes.

But you feel kinda off just wearing your gaming clothes. You look around, what to make. Oooh. You see you little homemade gordan freeman HEV suit. You take your soft mellow gaming shirt with your sign on it and alchemicize it with the suit. You get the suit, with your soft orange insignia on the front.

You are now Jesse Freeman.

All combines shall feeeeaarrr you.

You head outside, your light bat in your hands and your buds in your ears.

Maybe talk with the server player.

GK: Yo green text.
GK: You there?


-- gameKiller began to re-respond to the memo --

GK: Anyone who isn't in the game yet get in.
GK: LIke.
GK: Yesterday. Metors are a comin, at least they almost tackled my house in.
GK: Also be ready to kill.
GK: BLue text bro that'll be up your ally, all you gatta do is imagine my face on them.
GK: huehuehue