Trolls: Start session

AO: i don't think you are too late.
AO: not e|/eryone has started playing.
AO: and i'm downloading the ser|/er disc now, leo.

Eviete popped the disc in her husktop and waited for it to download. Once it downloaded, she opened it up. Right away, she could see Leo.

US: H3y 4d14m1!
US: Don'7 worry, you'r3 no7 7o l473.
US: 7h3 only s3ssion2 7h47 w3'v3 s74r73d 2o f4r 4r3 m1n3 4nd L3o'2.

A crash from downstairs.

US: Al2o,
US: 1 th1nk my lu2u2 1s up23t 4bou7 m3 mov1ng h1s bon3s.
Skeletalsprite: Hehehe...

There's a violent roar, followed by more crashing and then silence. Detona starts feeling uneasy.

Skeletalsprite: *Grins*
US: 1'll b3 r1gh7 b4ck guy2,
US: 1 h4v3 7o ch3ck on 73num
US: 1 h4v3 4 b4d f33l1ng 7h47 2om37h1ng jus7 h4pp3n3d 7o h1m... }8(

She runs downstairs and her lusus is nowhere to be found. Suddenly an imp with a wolf head and long claws covered in blue blood jumped out of the shadows and attacked her. It was a good thing her reflexes were good enough for her to evade the attack and unsheathe her sword.

==> Detona: Strife!

Eviete started deploying the devices in Leo's hive one by one.

AO: de|/ices are deployed. you're ready to start, leo.
AO: and i hope your lusus is okay, detona!

After an epic (Not really) strife between the imp and collecting the grist it left behind for no reason other than that it looked cool; Detona went outside to be greeted by a dusty, barren landscape with pyramids.

Skeletalsprite: HeeHee...
Detona: *S1gh*
Detona: 2o, 2pr1t3
Detona: You wouldn'7 h4pp3n 7o know 7h3 wh3r34bou7s of my lu2u2 would you?
Skeletalsprite: Hee, as a matter of fact I do.
Skeletalsprite: And that being said
Skeletalsprite: I wouldn't worry about that thing right now.
Skeletalsprite: You have bigger things to worry about than your murderous guardian.
Detona: Holy sh17!
Detona: You d1dn'7 74lk 1n r1ddl3s 7h47 71m3!
Skeletalsprite: That's because I was doing that to fuck with you.
Skeletalsprite: And because the game makes me talk either in vague context or in riddles when I'm being helpful.
Skeletalsprite: But mostly to fuck with you.
Detona: Ok4y,
Detona: 1 gu3ss?
Detona: Bu7 wh47's mor3 1mpor74n7 7h4n my lu2u2?
Skeletalsprite: Maybe the hoard of imps that are crawling all over your hive like ants.
Detona: Wh47!?
Skeletalsprite: They went in when you went looking.

AG: OH! SweeT! SO YoU CaN SeE ME, RighT EviE?
AG: HeheH
AG: ThaT RhymeD

Leo jumped slightly when the machines hit the floor of his room. He swung around to watch. Good thing he had such a big respite block, not to mention a hug hive!

AO: yes, it's true, i can see you.
AO: i rhymed too.
AO: i did it again!

Eviete finished deploying the last machine, Alchemiter.

AO: okay, go ahead and do what you ha|/e to do.

AG: OkaY BosS LadY!

Leo picked up a sledgehammer and easily pounded open the Cruxtruder. he retrieved the Cruxite Dowel and waited for the kernel sprite to emerge. Once it did, he let it follow him around the machines, first the Totem Lathe then the Alchemiter. He didn't begin to alchemize his item yet, seeing as how he ad plenty of time left. He pondered what to put in the kernel sprite.

AG: WhaT DO YoU ThinK I SHoulD PuT IN ThE KerneL SpritE?

AO: not sure.
AO: but imagine how funny it would be to prototype it with a food of some sort.

Eviete chuckled when she though about a sprite running/floating around with a steak or something for a head.

AG: HahA.
AG: ReaL FunnY EviE.
AG: ReaL FunnY.

He had a look on his face which just oozed sarcasm. He knew she could see it. He picked up several objects then placed them back, none of them really a good idea for prototyping. He spied his Dragon Tooth and decided, heck with it, and threw it into the kernel sprite for the first prototyping.

AG: I WaS OuT OnE NighT AnD I FounD IT IN ThE ForesT. I ThoughT IT LookeD CooL.
AG: I FounD SomE ScaleS ToO, BuT I Don'T WanT TO UsE ThosE UnlesS I FinD SomethinG GooD.

Leopli checked the countdown. Okay, 10 minutes. He decided that second prototyping could wait. He went over to the Alchemiter and alchemized his item, a buzzer appeared. He picked it up and tried it out. Nothing happened. After several moments, a light flashed and sent him into the Medium.

AO: you made it!
AO: you did make it right?

Eviete's screen was freaking out due to the sudden flash of light.

AG: YeaH!
AG: BuT...
AG: I Don'T UnderstanD HoW.
AG: ThE BuzzeR Didn'T WorK.

Leopli was very perplexed, shouldn't the buzzer have worked in order for him to get into the Medium?

AG: HmmmmM

Leo was disturbed but his attention got drawn by the sprite trying to prototype itself with one of your dragon scales. Geez, he guessed that it wanted to be a full sprite. Leopli gave it the best scale you have, reluctantly. You now had a complete Dragonsprite. Nice.

Eviete's screen finally cleared up and she saw the fully prototyped Dragonsprite.

AO: so cool!

AG: HaH I KnoW RighT?
AG: It'S SicK AS HecK!

He gazed fondly at his Dragonsprite. IT. WAS. AWESOME.

She turned around and saw that her hive was crawling with imps.

Detona: }8T
US: Go774 go k1ll s7uff.
US: Brb

AG: WoaH EviE, Don'T GO AnD GeT NastY AnD ViolenT ON ME ;)

Leo decided to ask his sprite a simple question. One not too complicated.

Sprite Log:

Detona is to busy killing imps to alchemize anything, something she should really be doing instead.

AG: Your'E SucH A BAD GirL!
AG: DO YoU DeclarE RebellioN?!

Leopli laughed at this exchange. She was one of the more tolerable sea-dwellers, like his self, that he could talk to. She was cool. A 'coolkid' if one could say that.

US: 1'm sur3 you would }X3
US: Also,
US: 1'm s74ck1ng up.
US: 4 7on of gr1s7 ov3r h3r3!
US: .......
US: 7h3 l177l3 on3s 4r3 runn1ng 4w4y!
US: 4nd now th3 b1g on3s 4r3 wr3ck1ng my s7uff!!
US: 7h3s3 b17ch3s 4r3 d34d.
US: D34d3r 7h4n wh3n 1 w4s go1ng 7o k1ll 7h3m for fun.
US: 7h47's how d34d 7h3y 4r3.

.....

US: N3v3r m1nd, 1 don'7 c4r3 7h47 much.
US: My s7uff 1s m41nly jus7 r4ndom junk.
US: 1'm go1ng 7o 3xplor3 my l4nd.
US: My 2word'2 good 3nough w17hou7 4lch3m1z1ng 17.

Detona absconds and walks to the nearest pyramid.