Trolls: Start session

US: Y3s!
US: 1'll go f1r27.
US: L3o, you'll b3 my s3rv3r pl4y3r 2o you c4n b3 go 1n 4ft3r m3, 7h3n 3v13t3.
US: Sound good?

Detona grinned, she couldn't wait to start this adventure. There's no way they'd lose to this game, not at all.

AG: OK GurL ;)
AG: I'vE GoT ThE ServeR UploadinG.
AG: YoU UploadinG ThE ClienT?

Leo leaned back in his chair. This was going to be interesting, seeing as how he hasn't met half of the players yet.

US: You know 17!
US: 1t's 4lmos7 don3...

There's a sudden crash down stairs.

US: Oh god d4mn 17!
US: H3 h4d 7o w4k3 up 1n 4 b4d mood now!?
US: Oh look, 7h3 cl13n7's don3 lo4d1ng.

AG: OH HeY I CaN SeE YoU!!

Leo clicked the icon to zoom in a little bit. He saw Detona sitting at her Husktop.

AG: ClickY ClickY!

He then clicked her several times, making sure not to hurt her.

Detona felt something start to sting and tried to shoo off the unseen arrow.

US: S7op 7h47

Then there was another crash.

US: Ugh.
US: 1 h4v3 7o d34l w17h 7h1s, you c4n g37 us3d 7o 7h3 con7rol2 wh1l3 1 c4lm h1m down.

She quickly captchalogued the Husktop and went down stair with her sword.

Leo laghed slightly to himself. He clicked a drop-down and saw three machines that he had enough Grist to deploy. Grist? Must be some sort of currency or something. He moved a few things around in her room and set down the Cruxtruder. That seemed the most logical place to put it. He didn't have enough room to put anything else. Dang it.

AG: I'M BE RemodelinG YouR HivE.
AG: FyI.

He clicked an empty spot of space and dragged the pointer out to create extra room in Detona's respite block.

After an epic strife Detona directed her lusus to the corpses in the other room then went back to her own to see it being remodeled. She uncaptchalogued her Husktop and read the message.

US: Wh473v3s, jus7 m4k3 2ur3 no7 7o br34k 4ny7h1ng.

Then went over to look at the Cruxtruder. What did this thing do again? Oh right, she's supposed to open it. After doing that the Kernelsprite popped out of the top.

US: ...
US: I have no idea what this thing is.
US: And the Cruxtuder is counting down from 30 minutes and I'm pretty sure that's a bad sign.

scaledNonsense: replied to memo
SN: Detoooooma! Why did you ztart with out me?
SN: I didm't take too ;ong.
Merran typed with a frown, wanting to be part of the action.

US: Sorry dud3
US: Bu7 wh3n 1'm 3xc1t3d 1 b3com3 1mp4713n7
US: 1t'2 no7 l1k3 w3'v3 gott3n v3ry f4r 4nyw4y }8P
US: ....
US: 7h1s d4mn 7h1ng flot1ng n3x7 7o m3 won'7 2hu7 up!
US: 1 don'7 3v3n know wh47 17's s4y1ng!

Detona then proceeds to yell at the Kernelsprite to shut the fuck up.

Leopli cracked his fingers. Time to get this party started. He set down the rest of the equipment, careful not to break anything like she said. He had no Build Grist left. Darn. Good thing this pre-punched card cost no Grist.

AG: YoU KnoW WHaT TO DO WitH ThiS RighT?
AG: I LikE SkimmeD ThaT GamE ThinG I ThinK YoU SenT ME??
AG: I DunnO. I Can'T RemembeR HahahA :)
AG: I WaS EpicallY ZoninG ThaT DaY!
AG: OH, ThaT ThinG IS SomE SorT OF SpritE ThingY.
AG: YoU PuT StufF IN IT TO PrototypE IT.

He didn't recognize the new comer to the chat client.

US: Oh, 7h47's wh47 7h1s 7h1ng 1s.
US: 7h47 3xpl41n2 4 lo7.
US: Bu7 1 7hough7 7h3y w3r3 suppos3d 7o 2hu7 up 4f73r 7h3 f1rs7 f3w s3cond2.

She tries to ignore the unusually talkative sprite.

US: 4nyw4y, 7h1s 1s my 1n73rn37 fr13nd M3rr4n.
US: M3rr4n, 7h1s 1s my r34l world fr13nd L3o }8]
US: 4nd 4s you 4lr34dy know, M3rr4n, w3'v3 s74r73d 7h3 g4m3
US: 1'm 4l2o pr377y sur3 my hous3 1s go1ng 7o b3 d3s7roy3d 1n l3ss th4n 28 m1nut3s 2o 1f w3 could jus7 mov3 7h1s 4long...

AO: hello, merran. my name is e|/iete. nice to meet you.

You felt your excitement building as you waited for your turn to arrive.

US: Ok4y.

She looks around the room for something to prototype the sprite with.

US: Oh! 1 know

She picked up the skull of a wolf and threw it in.

US: ...
US: 1 s71ll c4n'7 und3rs74nd 17 bu7 17's 4 lo7 l3ss 4nnoy1ng!
US: L3o, ch3ck ou7 7h3 flo471ng blu3 2kull 1n my room
US: }8D

AG: OH!! HahA SorrY BrO!
AG: MY BaD EnitrelY!
AG: AnywayS, YoU GottA PrototypE IT AgaiN TO BE AblE TO UnderstanD IT.
AG: I'M LookinG AT ThiS AlieN GuidE TO A GamE ThaT LookS SimilaR TO ThiS OnE.

You were using Trollgle, the best online resource for finding anything and everything, and this was the first entry that popped up on your search. It was made by an RL. Whoever that could have been. But the walkthrough thing was millions of sweeps old.

US: 1 don'7 h4v3 4ny7h1ng us3ful 1n h3r3 7o pro7o7yp3 17 w17h.
US: 1'm 2ur3 17 c4n w417 un71l 1 g37 7o 7h3 n3x7 s74g3.
US: 4nd 4l13n2 4r3n'7 7h47 f4rf37ch3d 3v1373.
US: 1 found ou7 abou7 th1s g4m3 b3c4us3 of 4l13n junk.

The Wolfskullsprite flies out of her room.

US: Oh wh47 now?

She decides to just hold the Husktop and follow it the sprite.

NS: Why mot? A;iemz are coo;!
Merran typed searching for the walkthrough in Tollgle as well, he didn't like being out of the loop.

US: 7o you, 3v1373

She's lead to the room where she left the corpses with her lusus, thankfully he was sleeping, and all the deceased beast were stripped to the bone.

US: 1 7h1nk 7h1s 7h1ng w4n7s 7o b3 pro7o7yp3d w17h 7h3s3 bon3s.
US: 1'm no7 sur3 1f 7h47's 4 good 1d34 or no7.
US: Wh47 do you guys 7h1nk }8?