Gamma Session

==> Alex have your ass handed to you

You have your ass handed to you by your guardian aka your brother you are so pissed at him! I mean come on he actually cut you a few times there but ou have to admire how small he made the cuts with such sharp fucking scythes, Anyways it seems that you are still lying on the floor after he tossed you into a wall (note: there are 5 cut's on his arm and 2 into both legs and a huge one on his cheek)

==> Alex get up

You do so still pretty pissed, either way you go back to the car it seems that your brother is gone probably back into his room to do some stupid stuff oh and look he left a note like usual, you go of and rip it to a few pieces since these notes after battle were getting pretty i mean they always had something like 'access denied' or 'you need to get better' or something like that, either way you finaly find the place to hook the cable and oh wow you got back up to 20% power.

==> Alex get exited

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
right after you realised such a loud 'woo' noise came from you, you quickly place your hands over your mouth happy that no one heard you, or at least you hope your brother did not hear you

==>

You then take the generator inside and you plug the main router and the computer in ok good now you have some power, You go of and find some bandaids and you put them over some of the smaller cut's not puttin one on your face

==> Alex respond to memo
wait first read what has been happening seeing as that is important you know


WK: ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy fuckinggggggg god
WK: welp i just had my ass handed to me
WK: by my stupid brother
WK: jegus that fucker is strong
WK: Anyways it is good to see that everything is going so well
WK: also orfeus i can't help you
WK: i don't have any kind of grist to start building
WK: so unless ragnar decides that he will finally send me that grist i can't do anything
WK: well other than maybe if someone else sends me grist
WK: but yeah still i am kind of getting worried
WK: and releived
WK: i have not been having any kind of meteor strikes in a while
WK: i am going to take it as a good thing and a bad thing
WK: since i am going to guess that the meteor that is going to kill me is the next meteor
WK: but i am relevied to know that there is no fire happening around me actually
WK: Like the fucking power lines

==>

OA: Thanks, Lulu.
OA: The gate beckons.
OA: I'm going in.

> Kaia: Ascend to gate.

You're on that already. Look.

You'll have to fight imps as you go.

> Hurry up.

You're hurrying, you're hurrying. But you and Odiferoussprite can only handle so much at a time.

There are an awful lot of stairs.

> Stand dramatically before gate.

There it is, the inconveniently-located current bane of your existence. They didn't have to make it so high up. You mean. You would like to get somewhere.

But you don't have the time to stand around dilly-dallying. You're needed.

> Enter gate.

You are now the SEER OF HEART in the LAND OF FLOODS AND DREAM, and by god emotions have been getting the better of you today.

What the hell.

OA: Announcement:
OA: I have arrived in LOFAD.
OA: Consorts abound.
OA: I'll check back in a few minutes.
OA: Consider me exploring in the meantime.
OA: Because I will be.
OA: And I guess you could say that I'm excited, too.
OA: Just.
OA: :D

> Kaia: Provide WK means of obtaining grist.

OA: Have you downloaded GRISTTORRENT?
OA: It lets you illegally pirate grist or something.
OA: But anyway.
OA: You're free to leech off of my grist supply.
OA: I think I've accumulated a decent amount.


[I was going to use this one or this one or this one as a substitute for GRISTTORRENT or whatever, but I got distracted by the plethora of totally pointless websites out there and just went with something.]

=> Quick. Abscond before she breaks down the door.
You frantically capthalogue a fuck-ton of items, including your yoyo collection. After that you fire your equipped yoyo into the window, knocking loose the solar panel and vaulting out of it. You grappling hook onto the roof of your one story house and use the solar panel to block the rooftop entrance. That should keep her for a few minutes. Just long enough to deploy the machines in Alex's home.

=> Deploy the damned machines already!
Alright! You Deploy all of the machines in a conveniently safe area. And to accentuate the urgency of the time, you don't even have time to mention them or record the log telling Alex, you deployed the machines. They just sort of... appear....

WK: hmmm alright i have downloaded it
WK: thanks for letting me 'torrent' your grist
WK: ok yeah this will be good enough i guess
WK: Thanks


==> Alex build onto Orfeuse's house/hive

You do so thank god you had some experience using sketchup altough this is different
But you seem to build a pretty good staircase going up to his gate.

==> Alex check generator

yep 18% battery you guess that if you unplug the computer it can last twice as long and besides you already built his house so what does it matter

==> Alex unplug the computer

you do so

==> Hear loud noise

You hear the noise of the machines being placed down. You go to the source and you start working on what he needs to do.

==> Alex prototype your kernelsprite

You toss in the metal skull causing it to become skullsprite


WK: hey i have gotten the machines and wait what is this timer
WK: also uhm i prototyped my sprite skull
WK: it is kind of creppy now
WK: i don't like the way it is staring at me
WK: i came here to say that and oh also
WK: should i prototype it 2 times now?
WK: or after i go into the medium
WK: since i really don't want the imps to get one thing that i plan on protype them with right now
WK: (hint:it's a sword)

=> Contact Alex for realsies now.

SS: aleX. you DeaD yeT.
SS: sorry i freaKeD.
SS: alreaDy haD my ass hanDeD To me By sis once TonighT.
SS: i DePloyeD the machines.
SS: they're in a safe Zone. i thinK iT's your roof?
SS: leT me know your sTaTus, kay.
SS: rememBer. Do iT now, rememBer iT laTer.

=> Updade memo.

SS: aBsConDed from sis.
SS: i'm on my roof now.
SS: i GiVe her a soliD TwenTy minuTes Before she finDs me.
SS: anD holy mother of osBourn thaT's a loT of meTeors.
SS: i Can haZ ConneCTion... Please.
SS: PreferaBly Before sis finDs me.
SS: she has so much BaTTle musiC iT aCTually is funny.

=> View sylladex.
You do so. but it seems that the only artifact you have is a FUCK-TON OF ITEMS.

=> Shit... Welp, only one thing to do now.
Yeah yeah, you know you know. Truth be told you were planing on doing this anyway.

=> Then do it.
YOU WILL IF THE NARRATOR GIVES YOU HALF A GODDAMN SECOND!!!

=>Fine. Sheesh, such a hard-ass.
What was that?

=> I said empty your damned sylladex.
Fine. You access your Entry Modus, which just appears to be a simple mini journal. You tear the page out with the captchalogued FUCK-TON OF ITEMS in it and it falls to the roof and scatters just a bit.

=> Examine FUCK-TON OF ITEMS.
Actually it's just a normal fuck-ton of items.

=> Whatever floats your boat, smartass.
You sift through the items, captchalogging them separately.

=> Examine organized sylladex.
You do so and flip through the pages carefully.

-Journal Entry Modus-
>YOYO COLLECTION
>JUMBLE OF RANDOM ALBUMS
>iPOD TOUCH
>PORTABLE CHARGER
>ALIENWARE LAPTOP
>SOUNDLOGIC HEADPHONES
>POKEDEX TOY
>EXTENSIVE ANIME DICTIONARY

A lot of the stuff you captchalogued are pretty much useless. But you decide to combine the cards with your iPod and headphones on them and equip. Some happy-time music should take the edge off.

==> respond to Silian

WK: i am not dead you should obviously be able to see that well either way
WK: i have prototyped my sprite
WK: it is creppy beyond hell
WK: i mean sure it looks cool
WK: but it just keeps on staring at me

WK: hmm alright


==> check timer

2:00 min

==> Hurry up and get yourself into the session

You do so altough you do it in a really, really unorganized way not entierly sure what to do but to sum up you got into the game after 1:57 min

==> realise you forgot something

Oh yeah you had asked if you should have prototyped it before entering. Well to late now you toss a sword into it causing it to become the skuwordsprite or at least that is what you will call it until you get a better name

==> respond to memo and ignore the sprite without talking to it


WK: so hey i prototyped my kernel for the second time after entering the session
WK: so now its a skuwordsprite
WK: or easier to understand Skull + sword = skuwordsprite
WK: yeah if anyone has a better name please tell me

SS: sePPulsKullsPriTe.
SS: yaknow liKe sePPulCrow.
SS: i founD the name in an arCHive on the Game By a one TenTaCletheraPisT.

=> Wait for a server to connect.
You pass the time by doing minor server player tasks for Alex like using big objects to play meteor style baseball.

==> Go insane in the fighting
What the hell are you talking about?
It is a discrase to not be able to control your psychotic tendecies as a pillager
Only to use it to make you more vicous in fighting and less indimetiated by any opponent
==> Hear the sound of something large approaching
You see in this battle were your side is taking victory a monsterously huge wolf coming to the battle from where the cowardous traitorous consorts that opposed you retreat towards
==> Prebare your spear to kill it
You do not know why you choose the spear instead of the other weapons
You just feel like to use it againt this creature
You swear the wolf could swallow you whole if it wanted to
You think this might be what had broken the faith of the consorts that now retreat past the legs of the wolf
You ready yourself as the wolf closes in, growling at you
You call out to Enidia
"PREBARE, THE BEAST APROACHES, I SHALL TAKE IT ON MYSELF"

WK: so its called seppulskullsprite?
WK: alright let me check on it


==> Alex attempt contact with seppulskullsprite

Alex: uhm hello?


Seppulskullsprite: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Alex: AH FUCK STOP


Seppulskullsprite: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Alex: OK OK I GET IT FUCK


==> leave sprite and respond to memo


WK: WELL my fucking sprite is a asshole
WK: HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING

==> Still be in the tree.

Mmhm! You fell asleep! You're right now walking around Derse, in your fleshy body. You're not sure where you're going really, you're just floating around. But you are currently listening, and you can hear whispers. Each of them telling the future, things that you may know/need to know.

Your robot body was still in the tree. You were completely asleep. Although you know that you'd wake up in an instance if needed. The yelling stirs you slightly, but you're still sleeping.

LE: ~# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

==>

WK: how do i mak:e i!t shu¤t up?!

==> Fight the beast
STRIFE
You quickly prebare as it suddenly charges at you
With its mouth wide open
Looking ready to swollow you hole
As it seems to be about to do just that you stab your spear into the back of his mouth
Going through its skull as its jaws fall over you
Crushing you badly but not quiet to instant death
==> Call out for help while stuck in the jaw
You yeall out with great might
"ENIDIA, HELP, I AM TRAPPED AND BLEEDING AND A BIT CRUSHED"
The jaw muffles out most of your yell, making it not as strong as it should
==> Get attention in another way
This probably counts as an emergency so you get out your greek firethrower
==> Fire it
BOOM
The blast with huge amount of noise and burning metal go through the teeths of the giant wolf
==> Try to escape its mouth
You crawl out of its mouth
The creature was clearly dead
But for whatever reason it didn't turn into grist like everything else
The opening you went through still had some molten burning metal, the fur catching on fire as well
==> Call for help again
"HELP, FUCKING HELP"
You swallow a lot of your pride for calling out for help
A pillager only calls for help as an alleigance usually
Not out of desperation
But these are certaintly desperate times

==> Listen to whispers

You listen to the future.

:. . . The purple. . .. Shall join us. . . ."
"Yesss. . ."

Purple.

Purple.

PURPLE.

RANGAR

==> SNAP AWAKE

You snap awake, hearing the yell. "Wha-"

You move you hand to the beast, and begin to control it's flesh. Holding it, even trying to fling it into a tree. Hopefully making him let go of ragnar, and snap him in two over the tree

==> SMASH FOOT INTO KEYBOARD ACCIDENTALLY

LE: ~# sdfsdflasjdfhdfaDSFASDHGASKLDc asdfaSDF2

==> Breathe heavily while bleeding and broken
You try to resist showing that weakness
But you can not
"t-thanks Enidia, i think it hit me pretty badly"
You give a joking smile like you weren't just crushed by a big jaw of a giant wolf and bleeding towards death

==> Be confused!

WELL THANKS SHERLOCK THANK YOU I WASNT AWARE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CONFUSED BY WAKING UP TO THAT THANKS VOICE

==> Calm down

NO FUCK YOU

"~# RANGAR WHAT THE FUCK I GO TO SSSSSSSSLEEEP."

You fly down, landing with a large thud. You run over, skidding softly before kneeling down beside him.

"~# fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. . .. "

==> DO SOMETHING

SHUTUPIKNOWWORKINGONITJEGUS

"~# Oh shit oh shit. . . .Uh. . ."

You move your hands to his skin, and try to control his skin to cover the bleeding wounds?

You have no fucking idea what to do.

==> Trees: Delever flower top.

You drop the flower-like thing next to the one who commanded it.

==> Enidia, Type.

LE: ~# RANGAR ISSSSSS BLEEDING AND I CANT FIX IT EVEN WITH BIOKENETICSSSSS AND SPRITE KNOWELDGE HELP

==> Alex continue dealing with horrible screaming

Your fucking sprite won't shut up! you wonder why your brother is not bothered by this i mean come on he should be able to hear this

==> Wait what is that thing over there

wait what thing

==> inspect thing

You inspect the thing and HOLY CRAP IT'S A IMP

==> strife

You quickly pull out your sword and you attack the imp slashing for its leg making it fall
But then suddenly your sprite comes screaming and going right trough the fucking imp

==> Level up?


you and the sprite level up only by one on the Echeladder


==> tell the people on the memo

You do so


WK: wait why did she mash the keyboard?
WK: is everything ok?
WK: well either way my sprite might have helped me a little bit
WK: it basically just helped me kill one of the imps
WK: i think i might have gone up one level
WK: BUT THE FUCKING SKULL WON'T STOP SCREAMING
WK: question am i able to slap my sprite?


==> now read what LE just wrote


WK: OH SHIT
WK: ok first step do not panic
WK: second step describe the wounds to me please otherwise i can not help!!

==>

OA: Of course you may slap your sprite!
OA: Sprite-slapping is a noble activity practiced by the lucky few such as you blessed with such irritating, noisy sprites.
OA: But on a much more serious note:
OA: I, too, would like everyone not to panic.
OA: If you'd like I could try to alchemize some bandages and such.
OA: I'm not too far from my house.
OA: I'll send you the captchas.

> Kaia: Return to your house.

Ragnar is the priority now! As interesting as your consorts were, you haven't the time for chatting with the lovely turtles populating the land. Time to get back home and help out.

> Captchalogue bandages.

They're in some kind of weird foreign exotic box thing, but you're pretty sure they're bandages. But now you're thinking about your AMA again and you're getting worried and oh my god what happened to her.

You really need to get moving, though. Worries can wait 'till later.

> Send Enidia captcha for bandages.

OA: I don't know if these will help.
OA: But here: 330fFx0s
OA: Use the code to make bandages.

==> Try to say something to her
By a miracle you are able to say something
Though after you gough up some blood with blood bleeding out of your mouth
"heh, d-don't wo-worry, j-just fi-find g-god b-bed"
== Lose concsiousness
You lose concsiousness

==> Combine computer with robo body

You now have a portable computer. You then look around, and get the badage code. You begin to patch Ragnar up, using your Biokenetics to try to slow the blood as you bandage him up. After you finish you sit back. You begin to shift through your spritely knowledge. You know a way to save him, in a sense.

LE: ~# Two ssssssolutionssssss if he diessssss.
LE: ~# I kissssssss the corpsssssse or essssscort him to a quesssssst bed.

[and i am of to bed so no more upd8 from me for a little while]



WK: either one would be good
WK: but i would recomend something that is short term
WK: but why would you kiss the corpse?

GC: 0H C0D!
GC: I L3AV3 F0R LIK3 TW0 H0URS T0 D0 PART 0F MY QU3ST
GC: AND THIS HAPP3NS
GC: ALS0 D0N'T L3T HIM DI3
GC: D0 3ITH3R T0 SAV3 HIM
GC: WHAT3V3R 0N3 IS M0ST 3FFICI3NT
GC: JUST A S3C IM C0NV3RSING WITH TH3 NATIV3S
GC: CONV3RSING IS A FUNNY W0RD! <I:3


>Wrap up meeting with salamander leader
You wrap up the meeting with a gift,
A crumpled top hat and some rare mushrooms
>Leave
You bow and exit feeling pleased with yourself
that went better then expected!