Gamma Session

[GC] GLU8
[GC] I'M FIN3 T0 H3LP N0W S0RRY AB0UT THAT!
[GC] I'M S0RRY AB0UT Y0UR LUSUS TH0UGH :(
[GC] I'LL D0 TH3 MACHIN3S N0W!

>Thank god you are done with crying
Done? No you are just lying to your friends and claiming to be done!
They would be to burdened if you told them the real reason you were upset
>Put machines down
You go over to your Husktop and place the machines for Lulu

[GC] TH3R3 Y0U G0 LULU!

(I'M GOING TRAVELLING NOW I CAN USE MY IPOD IN TWO HOURS THOUGH)

==> Ragnar do something
no one has given you a respond on what to do so you just exit your hive/ship, you notice some imp things, you attack it, it was surprisingly easy to kill and- wait, why are gems coming from it, oh wait, it is called crist, you take the crist and continue killing these imps

==> Be knocked out.

You are. Entering your hive a peice of the ceiling collapsed on you and knocked you out. Your lusus is currently slithering around you to keep you safe. ANother piece of the ceiling smashes down on your Crux a thing, And pops out the Kernel sprite, and the totem. You lusus, Curious and protective of you as she is, slithers up to the kernal sprite and jumps at it to choke it, instead prototyping herself. The large light that follows wakes you up.

~# What!?
~# UH.
~# OKAY LETS JUST GET THIS DONE WITH. . . .

You are so close to being done with this game!

==> Do that totem carving.

You do that thing, grabbing the Burgandy cylinder and running to the carving thing. You grab the card on the way over. And skid to a stop before the machinery. You slap tha card in, and put the tottem down. You can see the countdown on the Crux-thing. You've got a minute. A minute to what? You shouldn't wonder. The tottem finishes, and you grab it and run to the alchemicizer.

You put it down, and suddenly your hive becomes one big vine thing. There are flowers of so many different colors, but you spot the only burgandy one. You move a hand towards it, and it instantly pops off. This causes a HUGE BLINDING LIGHT, and you hide your eyes.

==> LIsten. . .

You do. No crackles of a fire?

You run outside, and see a jungle! And. . . It's dead. . . ? Some of it at least. YOu blink, and take out your flower top.

LE: ~# guys. . .
LE: ~# I'm in. . .
LE: ~# :D WAIT AVID SHIT LOTS OF OTHERS NEED TO ENTER OH FAHK

[have fun GC! I hate Canada's cold, cold weather sometimes -.-]

[AW]: ^What'sh An Emotional Breakdown^

You seemed really quite cold-hearted, but you really don't know. You've never experienced anything close to trauma, since you shot first then asked questions later.

Ah, well.

Lalnia told you to build, or whatever. You remember accidentally making a shitty staircase on the roof while shitting around to find the machines. You relocate the tab and keep making more shitty staircases to the pulsing, violet symbol way up high.

==>Work quickly!

You were planning on doing that without the voice telling you to do so. But first, you must thank your server.

AV: {Tthank you, Llalnia.}
AV: {II think II should tell you something.}
AV: {Ccrying is okay...}
AV: {... if it's done for the right reason.}
AV: {Aand death is certainly an okay thing to cry about.}

==>Feel proud of your pep talk.

You do that while you mess with the machines. Getting right down to business, you take out your weapon of choice, a pistol. Oh, how you love your pistol. It makes you feel like a strong girl who doesn't take crap from anyone. You are a strong girl who doesn't take crap from anyone, but it's nice to feel it instead of just know it.

Okay, enough about your gun. You shoot the Cruxtruder open and three things pop out: a pre-punched card, an amber-colored Cruxite Dowel, and an amber-colored flashing ball. You assume this is your kernelsprite.

==>Ignore the kernelsprite for now and keep moving.

You take the Cruxite Dowel and pre-punched card to the Totem Lathe and insert them. You watch impatiently as it carves the dowel.

==>Ragnar report to the memo
VR: i have been collecting some crist
VR: anyone need crist?
VR: also i have been slaying these imp things
VR: and also what is the status on people entering the game?
==> Ragnar notice that enidia is panicking over orfeus guy
VR: Enidia, i can help orfeus if you want

==>

OA: I'm dealing with the parental situation. There's hope yet, after all.
OA: Maybe she's just been transported to somewhere else. Somehow.
OA: In the paraphrased words of the great Lalnia Downsi:
OA: I'm fine now.
OA: ...
OA: Anyway, I've got enough grist.
OA: We have to focus on getting Alex connected.
OA: That's a pretty big thing at the moment. And Orfeus, too.
OA: Time is of the essence.


> Kaia: Be not fine.

Who said you were ever fine in the first place? Your house has been recently taken over by oddly-shaped imps, and your AMA is nowhere to be found. Also, your sprite won't calm the fuck down.

> Calm Odiferoussprite the fuck down.

You've tried, honestly. It doesn't work.

KAIA: Odiferoussprite, I'm going to say this again.
KAIA: Everything's okay.
KAIA: Kind of.
KAIA: Please shut up.
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: oh um what wait aargh.
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: SQUIIIIBBBBIIIITTTT?!?!?!?!
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: ribbeak?
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: oh my god oh my god.
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: i can't calm down i'm hyperventilating do resurrected sprite ferret frog ferrogs even do that kind of thing we're going to die see that imp he's gonna kill me i know it!!!
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: see before you were hitting them and that was good!
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: :(
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: You're making the face.

KAIA: I told you to be quiet.
KAIA: Everything.
KAIA: Is.
KAIA: Okay.
KAIA: ...
KAIA: Dammit.

> Fight pesky imps. Reap spoils.

Okay, but only because you have to! God these guys are annoying. Can't they leave you alone to sulk?

> Return to roof.

Sounds like a good idea. Sitting around in the house is making you sad, almost. And there are more important things to be done.

Sometimes you just don't understand yourself.

Oh my god you have to stop being sad you're going to cry. You just know it. You can't help your friends in this state!

==> Talk to Friends.

LE: ~# Hey, Why is my lusus just sorta floating here.
LE: ~# Shes all burgandy. . .
LE: ~# What happens if I hug her?

==> Hug lusus?

You do, and instantly your. . .

Sucked in!

D:

A bright light flashes over the area around you, and you become your own sprite! It's weird, but you suddenly know a whole lot. You sill have cuerilian on you, becuase of your Moirial, but otherwise your tottally burgandy.

You appearance changed too. Instead of having normal eyes they become snake slits, and your horns become snake like, in the act that instead of sharp tips they end in snake heads. Your nose also almost vanishes, leaving two small slits for you to smell. You tougne became forked, like your Lusus's. Your close Vanish into scales, but your symbol is still there.

~# Whatsssss thissssss. . . .
~# Am I part of you now. . . .
~# Cool.

==> Type type type.

LE: ~# Guyssssss.
LE: ~# I think I'm part of the sssssppprite now.. . . . . . .

==> Ragnar react to this
You are not exactly sure how to react
VR:...what?
VR: how did you become a sprite?
VR: and why did you do that anyway?
VR: and, what does that mean for you then?
VR: how are you gonna do anything if you are sprite?

> Kaia: Freak out.

This is all too much for you.

==>

OA: Oh my gosh.
OA: Enidia, that's either a good thing or a bad thing.
OA: Uh.
OA: !!!
OA: !!!!!!
OA: Er. I'm not sure how to proceed.
OA: Maybe...
OA: Can you describe exactly what happened?
OA: And.
OA: What do you know?

LE: ~# Everything.
LE: ~# I know everythingg. . . Everything in thissssss game.
LE: ~# I am. . . Ssssupposssssed to be cryptic. . .
LE: ~# But I can try to be truthful. . . .
LE: ~# I wanted to Hug my lusssssussss.
LE: ~# But I instead prototyped mysssssself.
LE: ~# I may have overwritten her, but now I am a part of her.
LE: ~# It didn't hurt. . . But I need a body, Or I remain like thissssss.
LE: ~#. . . Anything you want to know, I can tell. . .

==> Attack Imps.

That's easy. With your spriteness it is simple, along with something else. Your Biokensis. You simply move a hand up, and one of the trees roots around the imps SMASHES down on them. Popping them open with grist. You move forwards, and collect it. You keep your flower top with you at all times now. You know you're going to need to help people.

==>Lulu: React accordingly.

You cannot react accordingly, as you are busy trying to save yourself from falling meteors.

Ah! The Cruxite Dowel is done.

==>Go! Go! Go!

You take it and dash to the Alchemiter. Once you're there, you shove it in. With a flash of light, it produces a amber-colored... ball? Why would the Alchemiter make a ball? Sports were never your thing. You don't think you've actually picked up a ball since you were like 7.

You look out your window again and see that a huge meteor is quickly approaching your house. You still do not panic, as panicking is not your thing. There are a lot of things that aren't your thing.

You are about to do something with the ball, but you remember that you haven't prototyped your kernelsprite yet! That is the most important step! You remember all the information you gave Kaia about the sprite needing to be useful, but not that useful. You can't think of anything because you are too busy staring at the meteor.

==>Quickly! Message your friends!

You pull out your handy dandy smartphone and respond to the memo.

AV: {II am in a bit of a crisis right now.}
AV: {Tthe giant meteor is nearing my house and II have my alchemized item with me...}
AV: {... but II haven't prototyped my sprite yet.}
AV: {II don't know what to prototype with. Aany ideas?}
AV: {Ooh, and if the idea could come in quickly, that'd be great.}

==>find a way to help her
What are you expecting me to do? Magicly turn her back to normal? No, instead you try to prioritize yourself
VR: i wish i could help
VR: but seeing as we really don't got anything ready to help you
VR: the best i can do is try to make a robot thing
VR: though i can not assure the quality of it
VR: but i can try to help orfeus into the game without a question
==>Ragnar deal with imps
It is pretty easy to deal with these imps, they all seem to be oddly old and slow, though still strong if they ever got the chance to hit you

==> Alex continue to freak the fuck out

Continue freaking the fuck out seeing as more and more meteors are crashing into the nearby area and oh look its SETTING THE FUCKING SUROUNDING AREA ON FIRE

==> Alex quickly check if your bro is ok

You run around the house and check if your bro is here somewhere
You go to his room and yep there you see him he is ignoring the whole situation again and is just polishing is fucking scythes, seriously when the fuck will this idiot realise that he might be in serious danger

==> Go back and respond to memo


WK: ok hey first of all i have to say that the sprite thing might be a little bit good i guess i mean that means more info right?
WK: and besides she/he/i don't care really, still has controll if not needing to sssspeak like thissss
WK: so really i don't see the problem with that
WK: oh and the other thing
WK: COULD SOMEONE SAVE ME FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK

=> Silan: Integrate self into session.

Hold on wait a cotton picking minute. Who exactly is this "Sie-Lann" and what is he doing integrating himself into this session. He needs to go through the proper MSPA hazing rituals as all of the other characters. He hasn't even been given a suitably derogatory name in his real name's stead. I mean look at this kid. He's so thin and pale. You're gonna have to start from the beginning, I'm afraid.

You are now SILAN JESTER, posts in the past but not many. You attempt to give him a suitably derogatory name, but it seems that his name plate has been etched with his name for approximately 4 years ago. As previously stated, your name is SILAN JESTER and you are lurking the Pesterchum archives. You come across one that isn't uncensored XXXrp or a pretty lame flame battle, so you are immediately interested. You skim through a memo entitled, Gamma Session and download the game file attached at the end and run them both. Now it's only a matter of time before you connect with someone on both ends (assuming the incipisphere allows it) WTF WASSAT? Shoosh, young Jester. You are only hearing things. No shit I'm hearing things, I got hypersonic ears, you douche.

=> Okay, back to the present.

Meteors are raining down around your house and the clouds have blotted out the sun. It's too dark in your house, and to add insult to injury, the solar panels that provide your home's power are also situated over all of the windows. Yes, all of them. It's as if you're trapped in this Darkened (Homestuck Soundtrack) house. Or should you say Trapt (hard rock band). But it's cool. It's not like Sis could be anywhere. and your power will be restored once you enter the session. Just in case, you equip two of your most resilient yoyos. They've brought you through the worst of battles with Sis. Maybe you should go hit the backup generator. That faint sound of music makes you feel like Sis could be anywhere. And you hope to this sweet troll jegus that you've never heard of that it's not battle music.

LE: ~# Ssssssomeone new has launched our sssssgrub exe. . . .
LE: ~# And yesssss I ssssssssay 's'ssssssss like this becuase of my ssssssnake lusus.
LE: ~# But everyone sssssshould enter sssssooon. . . The final meteor is due any time. . .

==> Hey what are you doing miss sprite girl?

You're using your Biokenetics freely really. And you've began to experiment by using the sprite attacks, which are all biokenetic and snake related really. But you do enjoy this in a way, you can help your partners better, but your so so so worried about donwik, your moirial. You and he have been such for as long as you can remember.

LE: ~# And yessssss Ragnar. The robot body can be of any quality. Or I can sssssimply make one out of tree bark. . .

==> Be someone who isn't worrying about a moirail
You are Ragnar again, you are already going through what you got that might be used as a robot features
It is mostly some robotic backup limbs that you had gotten in case you lose some limbs in the future like you lost your right hand
After gathering all of these different limbs, eyes and many other features, including bunch of robotic organs, you start to build up the robot
After a while you have finnished the basic parts, it is workable at this point but a bit clunky
==> Ragnar find organic tissues
There is none around
Unless you count this fish flesh
==> Ragnar use fish flesh as organic tissues
You guess you do so
You bit sloppily apply the fish flesh
Hopefully it is good enough set
You then get some leather and other things like that and start to try make a partly believable skin
==> Ragnar witness the uncanny valley effect
On the other hand this thing doesn´t need any skin
It does got flesh and such inside it
And isn´t it the inside that counts
Which in this case means pumps and fish flesh
All it needs now is blood
==> Ragnar get some blood
NO! Don't try to fill the robot with your own blood! Use the fish bait blood you got
==> Ragnar go and get fish bait blood
You retrieve the barrel of bait blood, all of it being violet
You hope that no one knows where this blood came from though
Not the best of times to make enemies
==> Inject the violet blood into the suit
You inject the blood into the blood system in the robot body
==> Decorate the robot suit
With what? You guess flowers or something
You find flowers
==> Attach flowers to the robot
You attach the flowers to the robot
You feel like this thing needs something
You wonder what it is
Wait, now you know
==> Give the robot a wood skin/armour
You break parts of the ship and use the wood there to add the last details
==> Let Enidia know about that you finnished
VR: Endia, i finnished your robot thing
VR: And i added some flowers to it since if i remember right you really like flowers
VR: Now, just how to get it to you
==> Ragnar get rudely interrupted by an ogre
OH SHIT HOW DID THIS THING SNEAK UP ON YOU!?
==> Kill the rude ogre
You jump for it's eyes and try to blind it
As soon as you blind it you try to cut it's head off with your sword
While this is going on you won´t notice some messages

==> Ragnar mount the head of the ogre on a stake
You wish you could do that but the ogre just turns into crist after you killed him
You pick up the crist cause why not?
Maybe enidia sprite knows what use it is for
==> Return to memo
VR: Sorry for not responding right away
VR: Was killing an ogre
VR: But okay then
VR: I shall be on my way with your robotic body
VR: by the way
VR: What is crist for anyway?
VR: all the imps and ogres are just giving them pretty much away

==> Alex realise that no one is going to connect to you

you sigh and take a deep breath calming down a little bit, it seems that no one is really going to help so you might as well just go along with it an hope that the metors will hit you altough you guess you could find out some other way

==>


WK: ok cool that you are getting a new body Einidia (ok hope i got the name right i am kind of freaking out about the meteors)
WK: also i do have weaponry
WK: would some swords and scythes be acceptable?
WK: also at this point i am begging please someone at least repsond with some sort of thought of maybe getting me into game i really don't want to go to my bro and ask him for his copy


==> you start to think of a plan to get yourself in the game

you are pretty sure no one is going to respond you are really getting annoyed by them ignoring this basically i mean other that that OA person no one seems to be giving to fucks about what you are saying you guess they might be dealing with their own stuff but i mean come on you really don't want to die today