SGRUB Session (OPEN)

Zertin Mallak sat in his respiteblock.  He had no new messages on trollslum.  He sighed and walked out, noticing two envelopes labeled "SGRUB."  Zertin looked around and decided to pick them up.  He started his computer and began trolling someone.

Spoiler:

Canisa Nainan walked over to her husktop. She had one new message. She decided to reply.

tribalCanine (TC) began trolling fourteenSixties (FS)

TC: I am no7 v3ry familiar wi7h 7his, "SGRUB"
TC: Bu7 i7 sounds 3xci7ing!

Maryba Fiskur sighed, barely any troll was on today, except for a couple.She decided to choose the mustard blood to see if he had anything interesting or fun to talk about.

bubblingSplasher (BS) began trolling fourteenSixties (FS)

BS: HEllo there zertIN. GOt anything interesting to talk about todAY?

Kai stumbles acros a new program in his computer, he is facinated by it But isnt quite sure of what it is. He opens a Public chat to see if anybody else got the game

KAI: Hi?.....there is someone out there? i would like to know if i kan speak with anybody who know what is this? it just poped in my PK?

KAI: it looks like a game, but, i kant remember downloading it.....or maybe i did.....i kant remember....i have a bad memory :(

After some time of waiting there was no reply. She logged off, but saw something in the public chat.

BS: OH hi theRE. I Haven't seen you on befoRE. MAy i have your naME? }@ u @{

i see someone in the public chat finaly answering him

KAI: Ja hi, im the great Kasius Alexander Icarus the Ambassador between the Sea and the Landwellers, but thats only a meaningless title, dont remember who gave it to me :P

KAI: But you kan kall me Kai, its an acronim....i think.....kant remember who gave me that nickname either

KAI: so tell me my imoto, do you know something that kould help me? im kind of lost here :P, not that something new for me, but yea......idk what to do now....should i....open it? im kindy suspicius about this thing for some reasson

Maryba thought for a while before answering Kai.

BS: ANd my name's maryba fiskUR. WEll...i'm not sure....it seems interesting thouGH. IF you're feeling adventurous enough, maybe you should open IT?

kai looks exited when he sees somone talking with him, she seem friendly, maybe he could get some answers

Kai: well, a plasure to meet you mariba, do you kare if i call you Mar? it means Sea in my language :P, its funny idk

Kai: Mar, are you sure i should open this krap? i feel like something wrong is going to happend

Maryba smiled to herself, finally amused to have some troll to talk to. She really needed some company at the moment, being the social butterfly she is.

BS: OF course i don't miND. THat sounds like a great nickname, considering that i'm a seadwellER. }@ u @{

BS: HMmmm... if it were me i wouldn't mind opening it buuuuut...if something goes wrong then just maybe i could help yOU.

Kai looks at the screen with a smile in his face

Kai: well, seadwelers are my guests, if you say i should open it, i will, no acceptable host would go against his guest, i dont have my fancy title for nothing :P

Kai clicks the game icon and waits....nothings seems to happen

KAI: mmm....weird....it doesnt seem to work...i guess i was wrong, mmmm.. wait something is opening, its loading something, i dont know what it is

Maryba thought for a while, she didn't really know what to do.

BS: WEll, i suppose patience would be the best thing to have at the momeNT. COuld you describe to me what the thing is loadiNG?

She anxiously waited, feeling quite curious at the moment.

kai tried to read all the thing that was in his screen

KAI: I kant realy tell, there are a lot of words scrolling down to fast to read them, its like the trolliMatrix, have you seen that? that movie is pretty old, kant belive that people used to like it, its pretty dated and....hey...it finish loading..i guess

Kai: the words, they are not longer moving, and a thing show up, its says......client server ready....waiting host server? wait, server?, is this thing an online game or something? jaja i havent play one of those in ages, but....it doesnt hurt to live some old memorys i guess jeje, but still, who will be "my host" jaja, thats sounds funny

Maryba's eyes lit up in excitement, oh, she hasn't played an online role-playing game which required another player in the same session for sweeps!

BS: OOH!!}@u@{ THat sounds soooo fUN! OH! I Wish i had that installed too, then i could be your host servER... DO you see any titLE? I Would like to see if i can get my hands on that same game tOO. }@u@

Kai: well, in all the mess of letters it seems like its speeling...SGRUB? i dont know, but it seems like an acromnit of the real title, you can look it up with that, tell me if you find something

Kai: aaahh i have nothing to do...im so bored, i kant think of anything i kould do now.....maybe i'll just going to make me something to eat....i havent eat something since this morning, i'll be back when i have my double meat sandwich with me

Kai leaves the computer room and goes to the kichen

hhhhgggg -mumbles- there is nothing here

Maryba searched her room, deciding to look for her lusus. She felt like maybe Mama Whale-Shark would know something about this SGRUB...not like she knew much anyways, she...didn't really talk much. Maryba got back to Kai in PM.

BS: WEll, i couldn't find out much about this SGRUB...but i only know that it's something which needs a client server, the one playing with the game and a host server, the one helping you advance in the gaME.

BS: ANyhow, somehow a copy of the disc reached my hiVE. I Wonder what happenED

BS: I Put in the disc and now it's installing something...i'll get back to you once it fully starTS.

mumbles...maybe i my lusus has bring something...mumbles

i only hope he left me something, that old goat/wolf dont like to share food....i better prepare myself

Kai equipes newspaper type strifepesibus

i'll show that oversice horned dog to share food says as he hits the newspaper in his hand

in the background the computer make some noices telling kai that someone is talking

shut..i better hurry, i dont want to keep her waiting -says has his stomach makes a small grrrr

you enter your lusus bedroom,  there is a big wolf that almost doubles your size, with two big horns in spiral with sharp ends. The Big old Wolfy is eating a snak of chickenSheep and it seems he didnt notice you, you see a piece that you can get as your lunch, but its in the other side of the room

Maybe if you are carefull, you can take it with out Big old Wolfy noticing. You walk very slowly, making sure you are not making any noice

keep eating your snaks, dont turn back -you think as you enter the room trying to walk close to your lunch, when SUDENTLY....

Maryba waited for some time for the game to download, and finally, the game seemed to be ready. A picture of Kai's hive was already shown, somehow it had already connected there as well. She messages Kai through PM.

bubblingSplasher (BS) began trolling KAI

BS: KAi, i managed to install the game.

BS: I Can see your hive now and that youre buSY. SO reply once youre done please...thanKS.

bubblingSplasher(BS) ceased trolling KAI

The computer rings again, that sounds make the big old wolfy to look back and see you.

You get your lunch and run for your life with out trying to face your lucus. He doesnt seem to care, he just looks at you and keep eating, it doesnt even get up to try to stop you. To say the true, he doesnt seen to mind to share his food

Kai: WOW almos died there....finaly something to eat.

you make a double meat sandwich and go to your computer

Kai: awww...Mar is disconected.....she leeave me a mensage. Wait she did it? nice, i only need to talk with her again and we can star playing and....what do you mean you can see my hive?

do you have cams here or something jaja -akward laugh- wait do you?

Maryba's computer rang, and she looked at it, seeing that Kai had responded. She had been busy finding out how to work the programme. Maryba, reply.

bubbling splasher (BS) began trolling KAI

BS: I'M not sure about there being cameras but I do know that i will have to do something in your hiVE

BS: OH I guess i have to deploy this thiNG. LOok oUT!

Maryba deploys a large white machine in Kai's room, after flinging away some random furniture out of the hive.

meanwhile the hive is being destroyed just some steps backs from
Kai: So, the be clear, the game lets someone in other part of the world to destroy my house, this is the game?, i was expecting something diferent to be honest, it would be a great prank if i didnt know what was happening, but since i know...wel, i think the magic is gone. Maybe some day i could make this prank to someone

takes sunglasses off and turns back to see the mess once the sounds seems to stop

Kai: and what is this thing anyways, what i am suposed to do with this thing?, i mean, its kool. i guess, but i dont see any way that i could use this thing

Kai gives a bite to his double meat sandwich

Maryba successfully deployed the large machine with a round platform.

BS: SO apparently that's an alchemiter which would be used soon...i gueSS? I'M gonna be placing another machine...somewhere on top of your hiVE. YOu should go out and wait as i deploy IT

Maryba, deploy totem lathe. She deploys the totem lathe and gets back to Kai.

BS: I Deployed the totem lathe as they call IT. UH...try captchaloguing an item or somethiNG. IT looks like it has something to do with your captchalogued carDS

kai looks at the big withe alchemiter with a poker face

so how many of this things are you going to put in my house?

kai hears a sudent howling, and the face of kai goes pale

WAIT, DONT COME CLOSE TO MY LUSUS He screams with concern you dont want to botter him. Realy dont try to do anything funny around him, plis make me that favor, he is very ......delicated....i dont want to make a mess around him

kai runs to see his lusus to see a piece of the ceiling  in the ground. The Big old Wolfy didnt move, he doesnt seem to care and it seems that nothing happend, but kai seems worry for his lusus. but when wolfy turns to see kai, he closes the door and runs away from him, and once again, Wolfy doesnt seem to care

Kai: Be more karefull want you? my poor wolfy could have been hurt :(

Kai:anyways, cant you just put everything in a single place? if im going to use this alchythingy in my computer room, and that totem thing in the ceiling, i dont want to go up and down all the day :/ and besides, my place doesnt have a realy strong ceiling, it could break in any moment. So no more thing there, okey my Lil Mar?

Kai: okey, so i need to capchalogate something and put it there right? what could i take with me? you made a mess in my room, i can vearly see anything in this mess. Well, i think anything could work.

Kai picks up the closest thing from him

KAI CATCHALOGATED A BITED DOUBLE MEAT SANDWITCH

Kai:Now what? you said that thing was in the sealing right? i just hope it doesnt break under my feets

Kai goes upstairs

:insterte epic music here:

Maryba meanwhile looked at the stuff there was still left to deploy to start the game.

BS: SOrry kai, it's just that there isn't much space in your room for the stuff i'm going to deplOY.

BS: BEar with me as i deploy this last thing, the cruxtrudER.

Maryba, deploy the cruxtruder.
You deploy the cruxtruder amidst the big pile of mess in Kai's room...though you feel like you kind of contributed to that awful mess.

Zertin noticed there was a public chat going on. Curious, he looked at it to see what was happening.