Sbarb: Fairy God Trolls

==>Drydan: Finish Dramatic Refrain



==>Check on Alette


==>Inform Client of intentions


YC: So you put those maachines there~?
YC: Ooooqaaaaaay...~
YC: I'm on it~
YC: I guess~
YC: :p

TC: ~~ That appears to be a Kernelsprite ~~ Or So This Guide Says ~~ So Next I Need To Prototype With Something Dramatically Aware ~~
TC: ~~ You Leave That To Me, I'll Search Your Hiʌe For Something ~~
TC: ~~ There Is Also A Puzzle You Need To Solʌe ~~ Go Haʌe A Look At The Card Puncher ~~


==>Get to contemporaries: Hyptun


restingDreamer [RO] Started Trolling thespiansCurtain [TC]

RO: Drydæn
RO: Whæn cæn i stært plæying
TC: ~~ʌery Soon~~
TC: ~~ Alette And I Haʌe Been Experimenting With Client-Serʌer Relations ~~ So Far It HAs Been Extremely Educational ~~ ʌery Soon She Will Set Up As Your Serʌer ~~ I Will Oʌersee This Of Course! ~~ Sit Tight For A Moment Longer ~~
TC: ~~ By The Way, You Haʌen't Had Any Contact With Those Uncultured Human Creatures Haʌe You?~~

==>Get to contemporaries: OFINAS


PO: WHAT IS THIS GAME WE ARE PLAYING
PO: Someone tell me, I want to play.
TC: ~~ Ofinas There You Are ~~ I'ʌe Been Waiting For You ~~
TC: ~~ It's Called Sbarb ~~
TC: ~~ I Haʌe Sent You The Disks ~~
TC: ~~ It Is Perfectly Artistic In Eʌery Way, Gameplay, Intuatiʌe Alchemy System, I Also Hear The Story Is Magnificently Dramatic ~~
TC: ~~ Steering Well Clear Of Cliche Untill It's Final Heart-Stopping Moments! ~~
TC: ~~ But Of Course You Will Not Care About That ~~
TC: ~~ Before You Ask, Yes You Can Kill Things ~~
TC: ~~ Please Ready Your Serʌer Disk ~~

==>Answer Final Message


atlasUtopia [AU] Started Trolling thespiansCurtain [TC]

AU: drydan
TC: ~~ Oh~~
TC: ~~ It's You ~~






atlasUtopia [AU] Started Reprimanding thespiansCurtain [TC]

AU: drydan
TC: ~~ Oh~~
TC: ~~ It's You ~~
AU: has the game been distributed to the designated individuals
TC: ~~ It Has Been Sent ~~ Don't Worry, I Haʌe This All Under Control ~~
AU: that is irrelevant
AU: have all players entered?
TC: ~~ Relax, We're Getting There ~~
TC: ~~ Only Alette So Far ~~
TC: ~~ Nice Walkthrough, By The Way, Very Helpful ~~
AU: I did not create this walk-through
AU: you will
AU: but now you will proceed as planned
TC: ~~ Woah~~
TC: ~~ When Did You Start Giʌing The Orders?~~
AU: irrelevant
AU: the plan must proceed
TC: ~~ I Think My Friend You Are Missing The Point~~
TC: ~~ You Proʌided This Game To Act As A Canʌas For My Masterpiece ~~
TC: ~~ I Am The Artist Here ~~
TC: ~~ You Are A Tool ~~
AU: irrelevant
AU: proceed with the plan
AU: or your friends shall die
TC: ~~~~~~~ … ~~~~~~~~
TC: ~~ What Do I Need To Do? ~~
AU: have all players enter within the next few alternian hours
TC: ~~I'll Get Us In~~
TC: ~~ Oh And By The Way ~~
TC: ~~ When We Meet Face To Face ~~
TC: ~~ And We Will ~~
TC: ~~ I Will Paint My Canʌas With Your Blood~~
AU:        
AU: irrelevant
AU: proceed with the plan

atlasUtopia [AU] Ceased Reprimanding thespiansCurtain [TC]
TC: ~~ Dick ~~



atlasUtopia [AU] Started Reprimanding mechanicalHuman [MH]

AU: alic
AU: you do not know me
AU: but I know much about you
AU: in response to the memo you just created
AU: sbarb is the game which you are about to play
AU: it is crucial and must happen
AU: your compliance will occur
AU: we have chosen you to represent us among the humans
AU: please follow orders willingly and cooperatively
AU: ensure that all players have entered the client server loop within the next few earth hours

==> Evan: Stare At Spiro graph.



This is boring....



Very boring...

==> Evan: Ask To Join.

BA: Hey, sorry for bothering but...
BA: I wonder...
BA: Could I have a player?

==>

You leave your room rapidly after hearing some loud noises, what on earth is going on? You go down the flight of stairs to see several machines all over the place, your father's cat Daron seems to be quite startled and is throwing a large fit. You are almost certain that you'll be grounded once your dad finds out about this, you'd better make everything quick before he gets back from the pharmacy. You decide to inspect one of the odd machines, it has a it seems to have a some sort of circular lever on top of it you wonder what might happen if you just...

==> Rotate lever.

You rotate the lever a bit and the machines top comes right off! A dark gray cylinder shaped object comes out of it, along with some type of flying circle? You aren't quite sure of what to make of it. A countdown is also starting...You might have to ask BS what to do now.

==> Respond to BS.

You rush back to your room, the cylinder still in your hand, get on your computer, and respond to BS once more.

KD: Um...
KD: Excuse me but...
KD: What am I supposed to do with these things?
KD: I am at an utter loss of direction.

atlasUtopia [AU] Started Reprimanding mechanicalHuman [MH]

AU: alic
AU: you do not know me
AU: but I know much about you
AU: in response to the memo you just created
AU: sbarb is the game which you are about to play
AU: it is crucial and must happen
AU: your compliance will occur
AU: we have chosen you to represent us among the humans
AU: please follow orders willingly and cooperatively
AU: ensure that all players have entered the client server loop within the next few earth hours
MH: I won't even try the act on you.
MH: You have three seconds to tell me who you are and how you have my name.
MH: Now. Or I'll tell everyone to delete this game.
AU: irellivant
AU: they have already begun playing
AU: and so will you
AU: you can do whatever you like alic
AU: if it makes you feel better about yourself
AU: but you will serve us
AU: you are seraphim designate
AU: and if you don't
AU: every single one of your friends will die
AU: even those you haven't met yet
AU: it is all irrelivant

==>Respond to server.

YC: Oqaay, you do thaat~
YC: I'll just continue doing whaat I thinq I'm supposed to be doing~
YC: It's worqed for me so faar~!

==>Continue doing what you think you're supposed to be doing.

Before you do that, you notice a little green cylinder by your feet. It must've pooped out of the thing you broke. You pick it up and twist it around in your hands, inspecting it. It's the same color as your sprite, which is the same color as your blood. Does everything have to be the same color as your blood? It's kind of weird.

You take the little green cylinder to the drill looking machine. It looks like it should fit in there. You put it in, but nothing happens. You stare at it in confusion. You thought for sure that it would work. You're kind of disappointed.

You're still waiting... Maybe you should jump at this chance to actually... PLAY!

==> Evan: Jump At Chance To Plaaay!

BA: Yep...
BA: I'm here.
BA: Evan Chavos...
BA: Badass guy...
BA: ...I think.

==> Ofinas are you still a thing?

Yes. Little did anyone know, you had downlooaded the game, and are waiting for a server. Or a client, or whatever.

==> Ofinas: Equip battleaxe
Hehehhehhhhehhheehhhehhehehehehhhehhehehehehehehhehheh

PO: Someone connect to me
PO: I feel like you fuckin left me out
PO: What the fuck, you guys?

KD: Well alright then...
KD: I am still somewhat unsure of what exactly is happening here.
KD: Hopefully the goal of this game shall be revealed at some point.

==> Go down the stairs and do what has been instructed of you.

You once more go down the stairs of your home and go to your living room, it is getting somewhat tiresome. Daron is now sitting on one of the machines which has a giant platform for some reason, it doesn't matter you suppose, so long as he is out of trouble. You pick up the pre-punched card that has been left on the floor for you by BS. You put the pre-punched card in the slot of a tool that appears to be made for carving, and insert the cylinder like object on, it as well.

==>Alette: Give a brief response.

YC: Aaww, I guess I aam doing pretty maagnificently~
YC: I'll taalq to Hyptun aafter I maaqe aa bit of progress~

Gotta keep it short. You have work to do!

==>Continue working.

You do just that. Just as Drydan advised, you grab the card and go over to the slot in the machine (he called it a Totem Lathe, didn't he?). You jam the card in quickly insert the card in with great care and precision. The Lathe begins to carve the green cylinder. When it's done, you take it out and inspect it. It has a very wavy shape. You like it.

==>Enough work. Talk to Hyptun.

Works for you.

-- yesterdaysCelebration [YC] began trolling relaxedOffender [RO] --

YC: Hey, Hyptun~!
YC: I thinkq I'm aalmost done doing everything I need to do~
YC: So you better get reaady~!
YC: Becaause I'm going to be the best server plaayer Aalterniaa haas ever seen~
YC: Even better thaan Drydaan~
YC: Don't tell him I saaid thaat~
YC: Seriously, don't~

Looks like another one of your friends is messaging you.

==> Answer Alette

RO: I æm æbout æs rædy æs i cæn gæt
RO: I æm glææfully wæiting for this græt displæy of særværplæyæring
RO: Shit i dont ævæn know whæt thæt mæns
RO: Whæt doæs æ særvær plæyær ævæn do

Ofinas: Message Drydan ==>

PO: Yo Drydan
PO: What do I donow that youre connected to me?

==>
 
You equip your giant battleaxe in case this game has enemies.

==> Ofinas: Place Machines

You carefully place the Cruxtruder, Alchemiter, blahblahblahhhhh

WHEN THE FUCK DO WE GET TO KILL STUFF!?

==> Ofinas: Throw battleaxe in a fit

You whip your battleaxe out the window, and cover your mouth in surprise, how that you are weaponless.

"Oops"

==>

PO: Dry, I put the shit down
PO: Lemme kill something now

After watching your client for a bit you get bored you fold up your laptop and go down stairs

eat a china doll ====>
As tempting as that sounds you decide to stick with cookies you do however you add one to your invitory for later

The object is then carved into another shape, the object is now somewhat curved and it's appearance appears somewhat different than it was before.

==> Be unsettled by the flying circle thign [sic]

You are successfully unsettled by it, you really wish that you actually knew the names of these things, you feel a tad bit silly just calling them by these incredibly general names. You'll have to ask BS about it in a bit.

==> Observe the timer.

You observe the timer, it is slowing down slowly and is now at 1 minute and 26 seconds, you feel more and more apprehensive as it lowers down. You'd best get a move on.

==> Pick up the object.

You pick up the object and head off to your room once more, at a slightly faster pace this time, despite having your legs feel somewhat tired from all the walking up and down the steps, the circle like entity follows you as well. Your legs are starting to get somewhat tired, but you don't think now is a good time to take a breather.

==> Respond to BS.

KD: Alright then, I have more or less done what you have instructed of me.
KD: The object has now changed it's shape a bit.
KD: What I am supposed to do next?
KD: Also, what am I supposed to do with this entity that continues to follow me?
KD: I am starting to become quite unsettled with it.
KD: The timer is also beginning to come to an end...
KD: I feel very apprehensive about it to say the least.
KD: I think it might be best to for us to move rapidly now.

your laptop flashes letting you know your being pesterd
answer client
BS: well there is one machine left lets try that as for the floating thing it seams to want you to give it something I don't know stick something in it and sees what happens

Hmm...You suppose this means that you have to put something into the entity, but you aren't quite sure what you should put into it, you'd best hurry things up, that timer isn't waiting for anyone.

==> Examine posters.

Ah yes, you still have your Smile Dog and Jeff the Killer posters on your wall, how could you have forgotten? You wonder which one you should place in?

==> Choose Jeff.

You decide to place Jeff into the entity, you can't imagine that Daron would be thrilled if there was a killer dog in the room, no matter how cool it would be. Even though having an insane murderer doesn't really sound much better honestly.

==> Throw Jeff into the entity.

You throw the poster into the entity thus creating JEFFSPRITE, you aren't sure of whether you should either be horrified or excited to meet it.