Ridiculously Cool Troll Session [closed]

==> Be The Highblood.

"No, bro, i wuz just downloadin' this game... want to do a gamin' sesh, bro?" You look at him. He's the only seadweller that you can stand.

==> Highblood: Frown At Spilled Faygo.

You frown... Like a cat over spilt milk.

==>spiller of faygo: remember that game

"I just r€m€m€r€d! It's that gam€ that w€ w€r€ talking about €rli€r aft€r I got a new high scor€ in guitar h€ro! SGRUB! You m€an that gam€? You'r€ gonna b€ aw€som€ at this gam€, I can just f€€l it in my gills!"

==> Take your tea to the table!

After putting away the lusus milk, Rolyat takes her tea and returns to her table and husktop. She sits down at the seat and peers over the messages left on the memo, sipping at the hot, sweet tea.

DC: ║ Do not open it yet? Alright. And if we need two different files, I'm glad we're getting this one now. ║
DC: ║ The first one is only about three-quarters of the way finished, and I'd rather that one get started before I actually require it. │ Bowing her head in acknowledgement of this loss, she continues on. ║
DC: ║ So, how are we going to do this, if it needs to be one at a time? Who will go first? ║
DC: ║ I'd rather not do it first, and I think it's crucial if we wait for everyone to download the second file first. ║
DC: ║ Perhaps you or Erebos could go first or second? ║

Leaning back comfortably in her chair, sipping her tea, she multi-tasks looking through walkthroughs and watching cat videos. No one must ever knooow. Just kidding, she didn't care if anyone found out.

==> Be The Highblood.


"I em beest at gayms, arent i?" You boast proudly. You hear a ping coming from your computing device.

==> Highblood: Look At Computing Device.

"Its dun." You exclaim.

==> be the gilled rockstar

I r€ally should g€t to downloading....

==>GET YOUR LAZY ASS TO SOME DOWNLOADING!

You take out your guitar and get prepared to unload your husk top from your Chord modus, to get anything out you have to play the specific chord that you assigned to the item, and of course this made it freaking hard to play a normal song without throwing shit everywhere. That's why you choose obscure chords for the things you value, such as your husk top. You play the C#maj7dim chord, holding the neck with both hands and strumming with your foot and a husk top popped out, yay! You play a Em7 and Em#9 to plop out the two disc

==>I don't see any downloading, stupid!

You start downloading and ask your bro, "What gam€ do you want to play whil€ we wait? I hop€ w€ play COD!"

==> Be The Highblood.

"I was playin' Medal of Subjugglator... Before u spilt my faygo..." You mumble, pointing to the game console.

==>make up for it or stop considering yourself his friend

Oh noooos, did you have a present you were planning on giving him?now would be a great time to give it to him before he throws you out.

==>what is it?

You play a sublime G major chord, and out of your guitar pops out a purple guitar hero controller, decorated lovingly with a bunch of motherfucking stickers and delicately painted a glossy purple, the case seems custom made as the head of it has wings, and the body has bojojo's symbol indented into it.
"H€y bro! I got you a gift to c€l€bra€e saints p€rigr€€s! I'm giving it to you €arly
b€caus€ w€ usually sp€nd a month on a gam€ compl€t€ly conc€ntrat€d on it! not playing anything
€ls€ until you finish it and g€t €v€rything, achi€m€nts and €v€ry it€m! and I always thought that was cool that you'r€ so d€vot€d to what you like.. H€r€ ya go!"

He handed the guitar to his best friend

==> Be The Highblood.

"Ye, bro. this is amazin! thanks bro aha!" You laugh your head off that this present. You walk over to your computer, not noticing anything... Nothing has happened.

"Bro, nothing happn'd... Theres no screen..."

Kixion ride the wasp tame the sky's =====>
You attempt to mount your lusus but fall off landing in a pile of what you hope is just mind honey
Nope its what's left of your lusus last meal poor guy
take a shower and be someone else

==>rocker:bang the computer
You gently smacked the side of the computer with your hand to shake it, usually this works.....
"hmmm, I think I have som€fin back at my hiv€ that can fix this, s€a you soon!"

==>abscond
You pack up your husk top and You jump out the hole and ride the raging storm out, dropping a wad of cash for your friend to hire someone to fix the window, JUMPER CABLES, HOOOOOOO!

====>Finish download
Your husktop pings, letting you know that the second file has downloaded. You click back into the memo.

sH: I am ready.
sH: Both files are downloaded.
sH: I do not care who goes first.

====>Be more social
No.

Now that your clean answer===>
ts: I have nothing better to do if you all don't mind Ill go in first just let me know when
it seems blue had other ideas
fight against your self===>
if we are first in we won't know what the fuck to do
but if we are first we can get a head start and get to the fun part sooner
look I know your the smart one but its my body so what I say goes we aren't going first
the sooner we win the sooner you can get drunk
... ok you win lets do this

This is stupid lets see what someone else is up to===>

====> Respond to memo!

UR: W3lll, w3 can sort of pick an ord3r h3r3 but w3 hav3 to b3 car3ful.
UR: So hold on a mom3nt Kixion
UR: I suggg3st you 3ach pick som3on3 you would lik3 to h3lp into the gam3 (your cli3nt) and som3on3 you would lik3 to h3lp you into the gam3 (your s3rv3r).
UR: Th3s3 must b3 two difff3r3nt p3opl3!
UR: Who would lik3 to b3 my cli3nt? c:>
UR: I will op3n my s3rv3r fil3 now
UR: I 3xp3ct th3 first to op3n th3ir cli3nt willl b3 my cli3nt!
UR: But l3ts k333p track of who is what and who willl do what h3r3 and wh3n, d3al?

====> Open server file

You open your server file, then navigate away again. The mesmerizing spirograph will only continue to spin while you wait for the first client.

At least, that is what you have been told. Hopefully your internet friend was telling the truth!

==> Be The Highblood.

Urgh... This is... It's... GLORIOUS!

==> Reply To Memo.

PM: Ye...
PM: Urgh.. y did I pck ths handel?
PM: PsychoticMartyr... i now that i can be vilent.
PM: But...
PM: im not a martyr... wutever that means...
PM: anyway...
PM: can u help me set up the game?
PM: i downloded.
PM:  plz?

====> Help your friend!

UR: Just l3av3 the file alon3 for now!
UR: and TS, I think it would b3 a goood id3a to giv3 p3opl3 a choic3 c:>
UR: W3 willl alll g3t in, in tim3!

==> Share your insight post haste!

Rolyat sets down her tea cup and leans over her computer, hurrying to type her opinion.

DC: ║ No offense intended, Kixon, but I think that is a horrid idea. That doesn't take into account how everyone gets along. ║
DC: ║ I think it should be based on who can tolerate who the most, for example.. ║
DC: ║ Since our dear friend Bojolo has a bit of a--and I use this term loosely, PM, please don't take offense-- problem working well with others, I think it would be prudent for us to pair him as the server of the one he is least likely to intentionally mess with. Imnaan/UR. ║
DC: ║ And I think I would like to be Bojolo's server, so that I may keep an eye on him and make sure everything runs smoothly on his end. I will leave my server player open to choose me as well, though I'm sure the roles will all fall into place. ║

==>crazy kite flyer:land
You reached your hive, located in an especially wind blown area that frequently rains and on the peak of a small mountain, created by an undersea volcano, it's a weird little hub, there are heavy iron stakes that stab deep into the mountain and a porch that surrounds the radius of the base, which is a large silo shaped structure with many levels for different purposes layered down, there is a landing platform midway down the silo that you circle around as you decend, and you put up you kite as you rush down and unpack the computer. There is a loud ping that alerts you that the download for the first disc finished, and you inserted the second disk.

==>open that memo
You open the memo and see some people are on already.

AT:H€Y €V€RYON€!
AT:what's going on?
AT:I got th€ first disc download€d now what?!

====> Respond to memo again??

UR: I must agr333 with Rolyat h3r3.
UR: That s333ms lik3 a r3asnabl3 s3tup, though I do not know if watching ov3r Bojolo is absolut3ly n3c3sssary
UR: How3v3r, if th3r3 ar3 no obj3ctions or b3ttt3r suggg3stions, that willl hav3 to work
UR: Also Rolyat, do you mind b3ing my cli3nt? I think that willl giv3 us a goood start to a clos3d looop!
UR: Plus, I think w3 willl work w3lll tog3th3r c:>
UR: And Imnaaan
UR: Ooops, Imnaan
UR: It would b3 h3lpful if you could r3ad the pr3vious m3sssages!
UR: I b3li3v3 thos3 willl sh3d som3 light.

====>Offer your services
You sigh as you type at your husktop.

sH: I will be your server, UR.
sH: I can enter last, if you wish to be the first.

> Oridum wait for your files to load

You wait for both of your files to load in order for you to be prepared for the magnificent adventure that will come out of playing this game.
==>
GP: W3ll I'd h4v3 no probl3m with b3ing anyon3s cli3nt
GP: So I gu3ss I'll just op3n up my cli3nt fil3 first th3n

==> Highblood Time.

You are the highblood again, unfortunately for the person on the receiving end; she had just angered you... You have.. No... NO PROBLEMS WORKING WITH OTHERS! SHE IS PURPOSELY DENYING YOU FREEDOM!

==> Highblood: rAnT!

You begin to rant.

NS: OH YES! YES,YES, YES, YES, YES!
PM: DENY THE HIGHBLOOD HIS FREEDOM!
PM: HE'LL MESS EEEEVERYTHING UP!
PM: ARGH!
PM: ;o|
PM: THIS IS NOT ON!
PM: NOT ON, NOT ON, NOT ON, NOT ON!

====> Respond!

UR: Nononono wait GP!
UR: W3 hav3 to wait until w3 figur3 out the ord3r
UR: And op3n fil3s in said ord3r
UR: GP, Why don't you wait until w3 n333d a gap filll3d?
UR: And SH, sounds lov3ly!
UR: I willl actually b3 the last to 3nt33r though
UR: But you willl b3 th3 s3cond last
UR: I willl just guid3 my cli3nt whil3 I wait
UR: And Bojolo, do you hav3 a b3ttt3r sugg3stion?
UR: Oth3rwis3, loooks lik3 w3 just n333d word from L3tari!
UR: And of cours3 you know
UR: Oth3rs accc3pting or d3clining off3rs

==> Highblood Time.

PM: Im waching u, seedwelur...

You signify that you're watching her, knowing that she can't see you...

==> Highblood: Play Medal of Subjugglator.