One Wicked Sburb session

(bad title is bad, any who we'll be typing this out in the comics style, though if you don't want to for whatever reason that'll be fine too, whatever's easier and fun for you.)

===> Who's this kid?

Baldy Nerd

===> He seems to take great offense to this, might wanna try something else

Cale Kourell

Your name is Cale Kourell and today is a very special day, today is the day that you receive your copy of a famous game to play with your friends. But enough about that, for now the focus is completely on you. You're messy room reflects on your large variety of INTERESTS, the most prominent one being SCIENCE FICTION Oh how you love tales of starships and lasers and worlds at the farthest reaches of the universe, but not ALIENS, seriously just fuck those guys. Ahem, back on track here, you are also quite well read on ANIMALS THAT ACTUALLY EXIST, such as the platypus, how fascinating. You like to think you are quite SKILLED in MARTIAL ARTS, but in reality you suck on levels not seen in the history of mankind. Your chumHandle is astuteTrekkie and You tend not to relay how you're feeling unless asking a question, sometimes you like to give words certain Emphasis

===> Show off your mad martial arts skills

You equip your Staff prepared to put on a thrilling display of your bōjutsu. You have practiced many years to get where you are right now, about one and a half years to be exact. You end up losing your grip on the first thrust and your staff crashes through your window out into the front yard. Oh god your mom is going to kill you, this is the fifth window this month.

===> Retrieve the Bo Staff

You can not as you are currently busy writing your last will and testament

===> Get the staff!

Alright alright sheesh, pushy mind voices. You exit your room and pray that you don't come across your mom on the way

===>

While we're planning this guys funeral lets move on to the next person

===> Who's this fancy lady?

Raccooneye Smugface

===> She gets mad and knits a blanket that has a big F YOU on it. Try again.

Nora Tyler

Your name is Nora and you don't take no hate. Your interests include many things. Your room is quite neat for a girl your age. You don't want to talk about much. You LOVE medical science, especially surgery.  Your mom REN just so happens to be a medical examiner.  You enjoy ANIME deeply, no one hears that, you also have the ability to play the PAINO. How ELEGENT! Your chumhandle is frozenApothecary and You tend to speak like a normal teenager until yOu 274r7 fr34k1ng y0u us3 num83rs!!

===> Inspect crash from neighbor's yard.

She shakes her head. She isn't the snoppy type.

===> Do it.

Fine. You give into the voice and run into your yard, looking in the boy next door's yard.

===> Go into yard and steal bo staff

Seriously? This voice sure likes getting you in trouble.  

===>Continue to next person while she argues with the voice.

===> Who's this fidgety guy?

Erin Thompson

===>Hah he blushed, what's his real name?

Eric Thompson

Your name is Eric Thompson, and today is a special day, you have been torrenting an illegal copy of a beta test from a guy you know online, and the estimated time of completion is only about 20 minutes now.
Wait, we are supposed to be describing you, not what you are doing, huh, seems you are shy, your favorite things happen to be food, puzzles, anime, stuffed animals, of which there are many littering the room, and lastly [Redacted]... Thats some serious mental repression there buddy. Your chum handle is snickeringSnail and You tend to elaborate your thoughts and feelings in a way that is both superfluous and dignified.

===>Inspect room

There is your futon, some stuffed animals, the mystery chest, your regular chest, a few random puzzles, some more stuffed animals and your desktop computer

===>Acquire arms

You are armed with your trusty and harmless airzooka, previously applied to your strife specibus

===> Zook something

You zook your stuffed cat charles edinburgh IV, its a critical hit

===> Be the next guy while we relish in victory over here

==-> Who's this guy.. er girl?

Psychopathic nutcase

==-> It appears to like the name but shake's it's head anyway

Ditana Tesoni

==-> It nods indicating you were right

We still don't know it it's a boy or a girl so we'll just say it's a girl based off absolutely nothing. She doesn't seem to mind that we're doing this either, in fact, I think we might be right. But enough of this.
Among guessing games you love messing with peoples heads. You also love your staff, which you use to hit people over the head with and to cut them to pieces it turns into a sword which comes in handy quite often. You also love pranks, not nearly as much as guessing games but still. And you love meat. See those teeth? That's what they're made for, MEAT! Fuck vegetables. Your troll tag is feralController and you 7yp3 r3pl4c1ng 4ny l3773r 7h47 look2 l1k3 4 numb3r 3xc3p7 1f it'2 1n 7h3 2ame word a2 S/2 becau2e you ju2t l1k3 17 l1k3 7h47.

==-> Inspect room

Your room reflects your personality. There are some posters of really bad comedy sitcoms lined up on one of your walls next to your cocoon, and there are bones scattered about on the cave floor. You see some fresh yellow blood splattered on the floor next to you; you should really clean that up soon. But not now, you have stuff to do now.

==-> Do stuff

You log onto pesterchum with that upgrade. You know, the upgrade that lets you talk to aliens? Yeah, that one. Now let's see who's online.

==-> While we wait, let's be the next guy

===> You're now the next guy, so who's this douche?

Damn Alien

===> Them's fighting words they are

Shokere Ampere

You're name is Shoker Ampere, or just Shok, and you are a troll thank you very much. Today's the day that damn kid pays OH GOD DO YOU HATE THAT KID and are we even listening anymore at this point. Of course not, he calms down a bit long enough to allow us to observe his various INTERESTS. One of which seems to be ROCKET SCIENCE, boy do you love BUILDING SPACESHIPS, and you're good at it too. No one could beat you in a spaceship-off, you are simply the best there is. As mentioned before you have AN INTENSE HATRED for a certain human kid as is further shown by the picture you have of him on your dart board, with at least a hundred darts thrown at it, and yes, you did count every one. You also REALLY LOVE ELECTRICITY AND GADGETS THAT RUN ON IT, as is evidenced by various electronics scattered around your room, you aren't very sure what a lot of them actually do but your sure if you did it'd be a very awesome thing. You turn our viewers gaze away from a small book and would like to assure us that it most certainly is not full of POETRY. Your trollTag is grandCircuitry and you type in a way that ZhowZ your intenZe love of electricity and you're uZually quite excitable!!!

===> Get online

You would but you seem to have lost your computer in your large pile of electronics, oh my god why do you have so many electronics? Why do they have to be so cool?? Why why why???

===> Give up

You do just that, for now anyway. You'll find it when you feel like it, yea, you don't even want to find it right now. It's not yet time to find it, it's not even lost, you can totally pick it up at anytime you want. Anytime..at..all

===>

While he's frantically throwing all his shit around looking for his computer lets move on to the next person

===> Who is this little troll?

Tea Artfart

===> She starts throwing a fit. Change the name change the name.

Thales Nestis

Much better. Anyway. You are a troll. Yes, like that last two introduced expect maybe a little calmly. Your interests include taking CARE of PLANTS, PAINTING, EATING, and DRAWING. You are most likely the most sane troll in this whole session, but that's beside the point. Your trollian handle is timidDaffodil and you speak in quite a normal way. BUT WHEN YOU GET EXCITED YOU WILL KNOW~~~~~~.

===> Go be classy

She blushes. Oh your not THAT classy, but you do have a class of your own.

===> Go batshit crazy

Oh no you didn't

===> Give up with her and return to another person.

===> Be that second guy again

Oh dang, you weren't expecting to be the first one not doing an introduction, PANIC!

===>No, don't panic, be cool

You try to be cool, but lets be honest, thats not in your DNA, you decide to instead go for a delicious snack from your fridge, you step from your room only to come face to face with a photo of your mother, blown up to a glossy 20 x 20, she is winking and "Stay Classy ~ MOM" is written on it in lipstick, sometimes you worry about that woman, you proceed down the hallway passing tow more of her selfies, "Don't do drugs" and "Hang in there kiddo" respectively, before you come to the stairs, beside the stairway is one of your mother's fancy dolls, Gabby, who looks to you with an equal amount of disdain, you make your way down the stairs, carefully dodging a few slippers left about randomly to get to the bottom

===> Stop having mommy issues

YOU DON'T HAVE MOMMY ISSUES, SHE IS JUST A WEIRDO

===>Tone it down...

You continue to the fridge while we change to the next kid

==-> Be Ditana again

You are still sitting at your husktop and you are unbelievably bored because it appears that no one is online, not even the weirdo 'humans'. You love messing with them.

==-> Go to the nest

You feel it's time to check on your lusus. The giant bird works completely independent of you so you don't actually have to do anything but groom its feathers. You captchalogue your husktop in your GUESS WHO MODUS and start climbing the mountain to the nest at the top.

==-> Do a flip into the nest

You do a front flip into the nest and land in a pile of feathers left behind by your lusus. Looks like she's not here either, oh well.

==-> Uncaptchalogue husktop

You try but the guess who modus is the second most unpredictable and unmanageable modus in existence. So instead you uncaptchalogue a tub of spore slime. Yuck.

==-> Drink the spore slime

You hold your noes and drink a hand fully. Holly shit this stuff is disgusting! If you didn't have to drink it you wouldn't.

==-> Be the next guy because we don't want to see what comes next

===>Be Cale

You are confused by this order as you've never stopped being you, but you aren't one to argue so you are now Cale and you are currently attempting to retrieve your Staff. You reach the bottom of the stairs into the hallway, miraculously without tripping on the various junk you and your Mom keep lying around.

===> This house is a catastrophe, clean up at once!

You've never been the neatest person and not once has the mood to tidy up ever struck you. Regardless you entertain the thought. You pick up a Scrapbook, one your Moms been working on for quite a while. She's been looking for this, maybe it will earn you some brownie points when she see's the broken window.

===> Flip through scrapbook and reminisce

Aaw, here's a bunch of pics of you as a toddler, when you still had a full head of hair. You are lost in happy nostalgia for a few moments. You flip the page and you see....him

===> Aw heeeell no

That damn alien! You glare at the picture with an extreme intensity, maybe if you stare at it long enough some voodoo shit will happen to that jerk. Yes, you are completely certain that is how voodoo works. This guy right here is the cause for all the pain in your life. Your poor, poor hair. You resolve to use the picture for something later, maybe attach it to a dart board and throw at least one hundred darts at it, yea! You captchalogue the Scrapbook for later and return to your quest to retrieve your staff

===> Go through front door

You would gladly do so but there is one problem, in order to do so you have to go through the kitchen. Your Mom is in there patching up broken window number four from yesterday. You don't think the time to tell her about the one upstairs is going to be anytime today.

===> Sneak past her. You are the ninja, it is you

You roll under the table hidden from view. Hah, she didn't even notice, now all that's left to do is get to the door. When her back is turned you scurry for the door.

===> Victory! Head outside

Oh yes victory is sweet, you are an awesome ninja and no one can say any different. You reach for the door handle quietly reveling in your success. A motherly hand grabs your shoulder, drats

===> Foiled again

You would love to see how our young nerd gets out of this one, but there is a damn alien that must be checked on.

===> Be the damn alien

You are the damn alien and you've finally found your computer. After a small victory pose you make yourself comfortable in your pile of electronics and get online

===> What is that noise?

Uuugh...It's your Lusus. You ignore the beating of his wings and his incessant calling. Or at least you would if he would let you. He breaks your hive wall, again, and plucks you out of your electronics pile. You clutch onto your computer for dear life as he holds you in his beak and takes you into his cave, just below your hive on the edge of the cliff.

===> What does he want?

What he always wants, for you to clean up his gross bodily waste. You stow your laptop away in your Charge Modus and pull out the cleaning supplies, this is going to take a while.

===> It's hard taking care of a Lusus

It's hard and practically everyone understands

===>

The smell in here is awful, let's move on. Quick, please, before the poor guy has to clean up vomit too

===> Be the snoopy neighbor

You are not snoopy.

===> Take bo staff
No.

===> TAKE IT.

NO.

===> Be Thales

Now your back to you. Weird huh.

===> Check up on lusus

Good idea. Who knows what she could be doing. Hah! Its chained to a cliff can't do much. You start to her anyway.

===> Jump off cliff to get there quicker

No. You'll die if you do that.

===> Fine, take the cliff pass

You nod. Much safer.

===> Be the next person while we find out the deal with her lusus

===>Be Charles Edinburgh IV

You can't, the poor cat died in battle just today, the news has already reached his wife, it it a somber day for stuffed animals everywhere

===> Be the murderer

You have slunk your way into the kitchen, you probably wouldn't catch your mother in here, you do most of the cooking around here, you aren't going to wait on some voice in your head to tell you to make lunch either, it can wait.

===>Make me a sandwich

No you think you'll make yourself a sandwich instead, it was turkey and honey mustard, and so tasty

===>Did something move by the window?

What? You look but the shadow is gone, you deduce your mother must be out by the pool, truly that is what nightmares are made of.

===>Play jaws theme

You head out of the kitchen only to hear the back door open, the race is on, you know that if you can avoid her sight you will be safe

===>The music picks up pace

You rush up the stairs only to trip at the last moment on a slipper, you hear footsteps behind you, she is climbing the stairs!

===> Play a dramatic riff and cut to black

Her shadow is over you, the music turns sharply, you are now the next kid again!

==> You're the next kid

Yes you are. You're also gnawing on a skull that flew out of your Sylladex. What else is new?

==> Stop gnawing on the skull you freak

No. You will continue gnawing on this skull and playing with your Sylladex. Your husktop flies out and you continue gnawing on the skull for a few more minutes before you get an idea.

==> Choose someone to play with

Now who will you choose... hmm... decisions, decisions. Hehehe.

==>

--feralController has begun trolling grandCircuitry--

FC: H333333333yy
FC: H333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333y
FC: Let22222222222222222222
FC: Pl44444444444444444444y
FC: 4 g444444444444m33333333
FC: 4 gue22ing g4m3!
FC: Let2 pl4y!!

===> Be the yellowblooded poop cleaner

You are him and boy do you hate this chore. You have been working on cleaning up this shit for almost an hour now and you haven't even gotten through half of it yet. But what's this? It seems someone is trolling you

===> Well? Answer them

You first go to hide behind a stalactite..stalagmite...the pointy rocks on the ground! Checking to make sure your Lusus didn't see you you go to pull out you computer. It seems the card is finished 'charging' and your laptop drops into your hand.



GC: ditana!!!
GC: you have Zuch perfect timing you don't even know!!!
GC: yea Zure i'll play a game i gueZZ!!!
GC: anything iZ better than cleaning up luZuZ Zhit!!!



You are never happier to play her games than when they pull you away from your Lusus duties, you sit back against the stala-whatever while keeping a watch over your shoulder.

===>

Let's check on the hated human kid real quick

===>

You are now the hated human kid and your own mother...wants to talk to you! Oh tragic day, you assume the Ground Stare of Shame while she begins lecturing you. Ugh, blah blah blah fussy fuss, you don't have time for this

===> Abscond

Mom has used Disappointed Frown, you can not abscond

===> Do something

You have to think quick, pulling yourself together you lunge in for the ultimate attack. Hug of Apology! You cling onto her with eyes shut tight awaiting her move. After a short pause she uses...Back-pat of Forgiveness, yes! You are now free to leave the house

===> Run out the yard victoriously

You do so and oh is it a sweet run of victory, you feel compelled to do a little victory dance which you waste no time in beginning.

===>

Alright this is embarrassing to watch, next!

===> Be the well dressed troll again

You are now Thales again. You have made it to your lusus.

===> What is that! Kill it.

You shake your head in sadness. You are not killing your mom.

===> Fine. Be the girl with makeup again

After much arguement with the voice you go back inside. Only to faced with a horrid sight in the hall. Your mom is back from surgery. You yet have chores to do. What now?

===> Abscond

Too late she has seen you and is walking towards you. Death is awaiting.

===> Be the next person before she gets spanked

===>Find out what happened to the slippery kid

Having tripped, you have now been caught by your mother, she is coming up the stairs to see if you are alright, you stand and try to convince her you are fine, she decides you need a hug, you decide its time to go and scoot towards your room with protests like "You are still in a bikini" and "I'm too old for hugs" but its to no avail

===>Try to avoid marshmallow hell

You turn to run but she grabs your arm, pulling you into a motherly bikini-hug, it burns, wait no, shes leaning in

===>GET OUT OF THERE

You cannot, you've never been a strong boy, even now, when it matters most, you cannot escape her iron grip of affection, and she gives you a little smooch on the forehead

===> Cut out this creepy Oedipus crap

Look she is just friendly okay, don't judge, be the next kid or something

==> You are the high troll again

You snicker

FC: Ye22222222
FC: Now 1'v3 go7 4 good on3.
FC: How h11111111gh
FC: 4m 11111111111
FC: R11111111111111ght now

You re-think that

US: N4
FC: That'2 7o ea2y.
FC: How 4bou7 this!
FC: 1 found 2omthing 1n 7h3 ruin2.
FC: It'2 fl47, round, 4nd that'2 4ll 7h3 hint2 1'll g1v3 you!

===>



GC: how high???
GC: real damn high???
GC: oh, good, cauZe that laZt one waZ Ztupid!!!
GC: ...Zomething flat and round in the ruinZ???
GC: Zounds like a cd but that'Z dumb!!!
GC: Zomething like that wouldn't be in Zome ruinZ!!!




You are now Shok and guessing games are dumb, but the longer you can put off cave cleaning the better. Your Lusus seems to have noticed your absence and is causing a ruckus, you stay hidden hoping the dumb bird doesn't bring the whole place down with it's tantrum. You hold in a sigh, your Lusus is just impossible.


===> Go be someone else, this cave isn't safe

You are now Cale and you finally have your Staff!

===> Snoop on the neighbor

You thought you saw her earlier but it seems she went back inside. Now that you think about it you probably just embarrassed yourself with that lame dance. You decide against humiliating yourself further and head inside

===>

Your Mom is no longer in the kitchen, good, you didn't want to face her again.

===> Head to your room

You begin heading up the stairs when you hear something moving around up in your room. You can hear your Moms angry voice. Oh shit, she saw the window

===> You're dead

You hide yourself in the hallway closet and prays she doesn't find you

===>

Nope we are not sticking around for this be the next person quick!

===> ABSCOND

Yoy already said you can't the woman has you over her knee and spanking you. Oh god does it hurt, but yoy understand it. Its her way of teaching you responsibility. After two more spanks you are let go and run to your room.

===> Inspect bedroom

You do just that. Laying on your desk is your needles. You apply them to your Strife deck, maybe you can use these against your mom later.

===> Play Piano

Not now. You still have chores to do.

===> Do chores

You go downstairs to do them chores.

===> Be the next person, preferably the troll with the weird, unfitting lusus

You are now her.

===> Go for a dip

In this dress. You must be indsane.

===> Be the next guy while she gets a swimsuit

===> Wriggle for freedom

You try but that just makes her think you need to be squoze harder, now she is kissing your cheeks, will the motherly love never end? Oh, she is letting up, well I guess it would end, she is now demanding you swim with her, you are not interested however as your game should be done pirating soon and you needed to talk to your friends about setting it up, she attempts to sweeten the deal, it can be your special swimsuit, and she winks, you actually entertain this thought but decline, you really do have plans for today, and she releases you

===>Taste freedom

She nods and walks back down stairs and you re enter your room and log into pesterchum to see who is available, Nora is on it seems

--snickeringSnail has begun pestering frozenApothecary--

SS: Hey FA, the electronic diversion I had previously enlightened you over has finished slithering through the internet
SS: I just have to bestride the ISO files to one of my false compact disc drives and I shall be ready to commence with you

*translation:
That game I told you about has finished torrenting
I just need to mount it to my image CD drives and I can play with you

==->

FC: 17 i2~
FC: 4 CD!
FC: 4 g4m3 CD!
FC: 7wo g4m3 CD2!
FC: Com3 down h3r3.
FC: Up.
FC: Com3 up.
FC: 7o 7h3 ne2t.
FC: 4nd copy 7h3 g4m3.
FC: Do 1111117.
FC: *Stare* 38{

==-> Try not to get blown out the nest

Your lusus is back! Yippy! But the strong gust of wind from her wings is blowing nearly everything out the nest. The only things still in are you and your husktop.

==-> Do your chores

You see that your lusus' wings are filthy but you really don't want to clean her up.

==-> Abscond!

You jump out of the nest and land in a nice pile of feathers a few feet from your cave then run in. Another successful abscond.

===>



GC: what waZ a cd doing juZt lying around there???
GC: all the way up to the neZt???
GC: that'Z going to be kinda hard!!!
GC: my luZuZ iZ throwing another fit!!!



===> Speaking of which

You look from behind your hiding spot, it seems he's leaving the cave, probably to look for you. At least you can leave now, getting up to the nest is going to be difficult without him though. Maybe you'll just use your spaceship, yea, that couldn't go wrong!



GC: hold onto your ZkullZ!!!
GC: i'll be right over!!!



You captchalogue your computer and cleaning supplies and head back to your hive. Miraculously you manage to sneak to your spaceship without your Lusus noticing. You start it up and it rises from the ground, of course catching the attention of your Lusus.

===> Lose that bird

You're trying, it's harder than it seems. You manage to lose him once you get to the mountains and arrive at the nest. You locate Ditana on a large pile of feathers, you inform her it isn't going to be long before your Lusus finds you and takes you back for poop scooping.

===> Be the kid in the closet

You're back to being Cale for the time being and you are no longer in your hiding spot as it is the hiding spot you use all the time and therefore not a very good one. You have been grounded indefinitely and you were sent up to your room to tape some plastic to the window until it can get fixed. At least you still have your computer, you go online and check to see if anyone else is on.

===>

===> Be pestered by Eric while doing laundry

Who is this Eric which you speak of? You are being currently being pestered.

FA: Ah sorry dude.
FA: Ren is making me do chores.
FA: Replies mighy be late, but it's okay as long as she doesn't catch me I should be okay :)
FA: So. Its good that you got the game.
FA: Let me finish this load of laundry first.

===> Laundry is done go to room

That is whay your doing right now. Ren is in the hall blocking the stairs. What to do?

===> ABSCOND

There is no need to. She gladly moves out of the way.

===> Log in on pesterchum from computer not phone

You do that.

FA: Okay back dude.
FA: I have my CDs on my desk right now.

===> Snoop on neighbor again

Might as well. Might get a sneak peek of something. Figure out the kid's hobbies. You go to the small telescope you have in your room and put it against the glass of the window to see if you can see him.

===> Be the one supposed to be a swim suit

You are now Thales. While you were away being someone else you changed into your seim suit and got your hysktop and logged onto trollian.

===> Leave husktop by water

No. That would be unsafe.

===> Leave husktop with Lusus

That would be worse!

===> Leave husktop behind boulder

Much better.

===>

===> Do that thing you said

You get the two images mounted and ready, but you are not the start of the chain so its better if you wait for now, your server client seems to be acting funny though, it keeps flashing some odd symbol

===>Respond to the Doctor girl again

SS: That is most benign, you are destined to be the second participant correct?
*Good, you are player 2 right?

===> Look out your window or something while you wait

You look outside, your lawn needs mowing, oh, your Mom is by the pool again and waving, you wave back, god she was clingy

===>Investigate mystery chest

There is no mystery chest, you cover it with a blanket you support your claim

===>Investigate regular chest

Its full of puzzles, games, and stuffed animals, oh, and your dad's old army helmet

===>Be the army man

You wear the helmet, you hadn't done that in years

===>Be the troll again

==-> You are the troll again

You inform Shoker that your giant bird can easily out match his giant bird. After a pause you add, or would easily out match it if you had cleaned her feathers then shrug and say oh well.

You bring him into your cave after he lands and show him the game disk that you've stored away in the bone pile and tell him that you were just wandering along the ruins when suddenly, you find these game disk. You're pretty sure it ain't a one player game and point out the S and C on each individual one, so he'll have to copy both.

After that you lie down on your bone pile and watch him do his nerdy tech stuff while you gnaw on another skull.

==-> Watch the two lusus fight out side

You can see out your cave clearly from where you're sitting and you smirk as you watch the two birds fight. Yeah... you should have cleaned your lusus' feathers.

===> Do your nerdy tech stuff

You would but the card containing your computer still needs another twenty minutes to load. What is with all these ridiculous modi you wonder. Why can't there be a modus that lets you pull out what you want when you want it! Woah there buddy, slow down, that's a bit radical don't you think. Kinda ahead of the times there. Yeah, it was a silly idea anyway. You sit down with your head in you hands waiting for the card to finish charging. In the meantime you look out to see the two giant Lusii fighting. Le sigh, the ruckus is starting to give you a headache, hopefully they'll get bored soon or something

===> Is it finished charging yet?

Not yet

===>....Now?

Not! Yet!

===>...Come on man we don't have all day!

Hold your hoofbeasts it will be done charging when it's done-- Oh hey look, it's done, finally. You pull out your laptop, you first put the 'S' disc inside to get a look at it's content

===> What is this?

Looks like some game to do with...building? You aren't really getting what it is you're looking at here, there are a lot of weird files on this disc with weirder names. You stare at your screen confused before noticing that someone has sent you a message. You stare at your screen confused some more before realizing that he's been typing in white text, what kind of asshole does that? This better be important with all the trouble you're going through just to read this guys text.

===> Well? What's it say?

You do not answer as you continue to stare from the message to the disc files. You get a huge grin on your face, you would describe the grin as maniacal but it looks kind of silly to be honest. What are you grinning about anyway?

===> That kid is finally going to pay

You are back to being the kid, you know, the one that's going to pay. You aren't sure what that means though, you don't get your allowance until next week. You shrug and continue to sit at your computer, thankfully your Mom seems to have overlooked that when she sent you to your room, hah! But...you can't shake the strange feeling that you're being...snooped on. You look around the room, you don't see anything unusual. Maybe you're finally going crazy.

===> Look out the window

You decide to take a peek through your broken window to the house next door

===> Is that a telescope?

Yes, yes it is. You flip off the metaphorical handle before closing your curtains. Snoopy neighbors with their telescopes

===> It is time to be the next person

Oh would you look at the time!