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Pawnswap IC (closed)
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Pawnswap IC (closed)
by DistantRed Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:05 pm
Four humans find a mysterious box on their doorsteps. Inside is enclosed a letter and a never before seen game titled "Sburb".
Here is the letter:
¡t all began w¡th a spark, an explos¡on. A planet ¡n the dark~Ness (...) of w)-(at we call space. A galaxy. A )-(ome… A )-(ome to )-(umans and t)-(e¡r fam¡l¡es. T)-(is planet is called Eart)-(. W)-(at t)-(ey don't know ¡s today ¡s the end of t)-(eir l¡ves as t)-(ey know ¡t. Today beg¡ns some~f¡n greater than t)-(em...
But fear not, for among you l¡ve cods. (gøds). Cods (gøds) of great power and w¡sdom. T)-(ey alone ~s)-(ell be your sav¡ours. T)-(ey alone w¡ll stand and aga¡nst the odds and t)-(ey will succumb. Though t)-(ey may leave you be)-(¡nd, you ~s)-(ell rema¡n ¡n the )-(eart of t)-(e world, stardust, so fear not, for someday you ~s)-(ell be reborn (øh, these metaphørs). And w)-(en the ~t¡d comes, you may f¡nd your~s)-(ellf with amysterious game a mysterıøus parcel upon your doorstep…
anyways… wøw ı suck at narrative, empress。
Must you mess w¡t)-( my story?
ı am nøt trying tø sabøtage yøu。ı am simply trying tø clarıfy and de-clarıfy things vıa edıts。
E~f¡s)-( my ass…..we speak not of t)-(¡s fa¡led pun…
efish? I knøw yøu have better puns。 are yøu just øff yøur røll tøday?
¡T WAS MEANT TO BE ED¡TS PUNNNNNNNN D
øh. ı apøløgıze。 ı was blınd tø what ıs clearly the møst masterful øf puns。
~Water you ¡mply¡ng… anyways, you ~reelly don’t t)-(¡nk you can narrate...l¡ke at all?
ı wasn’t tryıng tø ımply anything。ı was explıcıtly statıng that ı cøuldn’t see the beauty øf ıt.
Your apology ¡s accepted. ~Water we do¡ng )-(ere again?
yøu ınsısted øn narratıng thıs før søme reasøn。 ı døn’t even knøw。 ı just wanted tø keep the chıldren ıgnørant。
O)-(.....S)-(¡t.. ~Water we even wr¡t¡ng to t)-(em for anyways?
før the sake øf mystery, ı guess (ıt’s sımpler ıf we just say mystery)。
O)-(....Now w)-(at?
ı can nøt see why we are even døıng a letter。we mıght as well fınısh ıt, ı guess? ıt’s hønestly just less cønfusıøn if ı just leave yøu wıth ignørance tø why。
F¡n…. Well )-(uman, ~sea you soon.
ı guess ı’ll see yøu later, humans。btw, ı was makıng sıght puns the whøøøøle tıme。^D
Wa¡t w)-(at?!?! ¿:C
well, ı døn’t have eyes anymøre。
You were ~seacretly out punn¡ng me?
yes。før many sweeps nøw。^)
...I have nu~f¡n to say to you….
waıt。yøu dıdn’t knøw?
Who sa¡d ¡ didn’t know!!
øh gøg。ı’m sø sørry。yøu’re gøıng tø have tø decapıtate me。^(
Claim up!!
Alrıght, humans。see yøu… ı mean, nøt see… uh… bye。
And t)-(en the g¡ll saw t)-(em..and t)-(en she YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….ehem...bye.
Here is the letter:
¡t all began w¡th a spark, an explos¡on. A planet ¡n the dark~Ness (...) of w)-(at we call space. A galaxy. A )-(ome… A )-(ome to )-(umans and t)-(e¡r fam¡l¡es. T)-(is planet is called Eart)-(. W)-(at t)-(ey don't know ¡s today ¡s the end of t)-(eir l¡ves as t)-(ey know ¡t. Today beg¡ns some~f¡n greater than t)-(em...
But fear not, for among you l¡ve cods. (gøds). Cods (gøds) of great power and w¡sdom. T)-(ey alone ~s)-(ell be your sav¡ours. T)-(ey alone w¡ll stand and aga¡nst the odds and t)-(ey will succumb. Though t)-(ey may leave you be)-(¡nd, you ~s)-(ell rema¡n ¡n the )-(eart of t)-(e world, stardust, so fear not, for someday you ~s)-(ell be reborn (øh, these metaphørs). And w)-(en the ~t¡d comes, you may f¡nd your~s)-(ellf with a
anyways… wøw ı suck at narrative, empress。
Must you mess w¡t)-( my story?
ı am nøt trying tø sabøtage yøu。ı am simply trying tø clarıfy and de-clarıfy things vıa edıts。
E~f¡s)-( my ass…..we speak not of t)-(¡s fa¡led pun…
efish? I knøw yøu have better puns。 are yøu just øff yøur røll tøday?
¡T WAS MEANT TO BE ED¡TS PUNNNNNNNN D
øh. ı apøløgıze。 ı was blınd tø what ıs clearly the møst masterful øf puns。
~Water you ¡mply¡ng… anyways, you ~reelly don’t t)-(¡nk you can narrate...l¡ke at all?
ı wasn’t tryıng tø ımply anything。ı was explıcıtly statıng that ı cøuldn’t see the beauty øf ıt.
Your apology ¡s accepted. ~Water we do¡ng )-(ere again?
yøu ınsısted øn narratıng thıs før søme reasøn。 ı døn’t even knøw。 ı just wanted tø keep the chıldren ıgnørant。
O)-(.....S)-(¡t.. ~Water we even wr¡t¡ng to t)-(em for anyways?
før the sake øf mystery, ı guess (ıt’s sımpler ıf we just say mystery)。
O)-(....Now w)-(at?
ı can nøt see why we are even døıng a letter。we mıght as well fınısh ıt, ı guess? ıt’s hønestly just less cønfusıøn if ı just leave yøu wıth ignørance tø why。
F¡n…. Well )-(uman, ~sea you soon.
ı guess ı’ll see yøu later, humans。btw, ı was makıng sıght puns the whøøøøle tıme。^D
Wa¡t w)-(at?!?! ¿:C
well, ı døn’t have eyes anymøre。
You were ~seacretly out punn¡ng me?
yes。før many sweeps nøw。^)
...I have nu~f¡n to say to you….
waıt。yøu dıdn’t knøw?
Who sa¡d ¡ didn’t know!!
øh gøg。ı’m sø sørry。yøu’re gøıng tø have tø decapıtate me。^(
Claim up!!
Alrıght, humans。see yøu… ı mean, nøt see… uh… bye。
And t)-(en the g¡ll saw t)-(em..and t)-(en she YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….ehem...bye.
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Re: Pawnswap IC (closed)
by DistantRed Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:15 pm
- LOG 1:
ON: )-(ello, about t¡de you s)-(owed up.
SV: ı apøløgıze, but that was a bıt førced, nø?
ON: |:C
SV: anyways。 what ıs gøıng døwn wıth yøu?
ON: Not muc)-(, )-(onestly..¡'m so board..
SV: høw may ı entertaın yøu?
ON: do you )-(ave room for a stowaway at your )-(¡ve?
SV: ı am currently lıterally ın a realm øf lıterally cønfusıøn and øbfuscatıøn。 ı døn't thınk yøu'd be able tø cøme tø the øuter rım wıth me。 ^(
SV: can ı høld my breath før høurs tø gø tø where yøu are?
SV: because ı wøuld。
ON: No, you would suffocate!
ON: I can get dry g¡lls .
ON: I just need a place to cras)-( ¡s all.
SV: we can gø tø land øf gates and møuntaıns ør tø yøur land。
SV: thøugh ı wøuld hønestly dıe the just death tø gø ın the sea (ıt's just because ı felt myself wørthy øf the sıght even thøugh ı am nøt wørthy)。
ON: lets )-(ead to t)-(e gates and mounta¡ns you really don't need to drownd just because ¡'m...ga)-(
SV: alrıght then。 ıf yøu ınsıst。
ON: ¡... am go¡ng to say somef¡n and l¡ke, you can't make fun of me for ¡t got ¡t?
SV: ı wøuld dø the hønørable thıng and slay myself beføre ı made fun øf yøu før anythıng。
ı wøuld slay myself!!!
ON: ¡ don't enjoy us be¡ng so far apart..¡ts really lownly, ¡ mean cuttlef¡s)-( are talkat¡ve but annoy¡ng..
SV: well… 。 hørrørterrørs aren't fun。 ın fact, they happen tø be hørrıble and terrør-fıllıng。 ıt's just ı døn't knøw høw tø remaın øutsıde the øuter-rım。
SV: ıf ı knew høw, ı wøuld。
SV: *aren't fun eıther
ON: T)-(en w)-(y can't ¡ come to you!?
ON: W)-(y are we st¡ll )-(ere!? we d¡d everyt)-(¡ng, w)-(ere ¡s our game over?
SV: read: hørrørterrør = hørrıble and terrør-fıllıng。 ı hønestly have nø ıdea what they'd dø。
SV: ı døn't knøw。 we seem tø be mıssıng a unıverse thøugh。
ON: How dose a un¡verse go m¡ss¡ng?
SV: we never made øne。 yøu need "genesıs frøgs" appearently。
SV: there are ways tø make a unıverse, but ı døn't knøw høw vıable ıt wøuld be, nør whether ıt's møralıstıc tø try tø。
SV: ıf yøu're curıøus, just ask, ı guess。
ON: we don't even..
ON: )-(ave t)-(e egg...
SV: true, but there ıs quıte a vıle methød øf gettıng øne。
SV: then makıng møre øf øur kınd ın a new unıverse。
ON: yea)-(...
SV: ı døn't thınk yøu wøuld lıke døıng ıt…
ON: w)-(y do you t)-(¡nk t)-(at )-(u)-(? )-(ave you bot)-(ered to ask?
SV: ıt's just nøt the thıng empresses shøuld dø。
ON: you mean ¡t wasn't somet)-(¡ng empresses s)-(ould do.
ON: w)-(at ¡f ¡t ¡s somet)-(¡ng t)-(at ¡ must do, for our people )-(u)-(?
SV: ı wøuld STRØNGLY suggest yøu recønsıder。
ON: ¡s t)-(¡s somet)-(¡ng you do not w¡s)-( to do?
SV: ı mean, ı wøuld tell yøu ıf yøu demanded ıt, but…
ON: t)-(en ¡ demand of ¡t.
SV: øk then。 ^|
SV: we must trıck and døøm a new set øf peøple tø play the cursed game we played, wıpıng øut øur peøple, trıck them ıntø døıng øur dırty wørk før us, and then kıll them。
ON: t)-(at ¡s w)-(y you sa¡d ¡ s)-(ould recons¡der ¡sn't ¡t?
SV: yes, and ı understand ıf yøu døn't want tø dø ıt。
ON: Because ¡ ran away, so ¡ wouldn't )-(ave to cull )-(er
SV: yøu're actually cønsıderıng thıs?
ON: ¡..¡ don't know!
ON: w)-(at else could we do?
ON: w)-(at c)-(o¡ce do we )-(ave?
ON: we just..d¡e )-(ere?
SV: well, we gødtıered。
SV: we'd be here førever。
ON: you know w)-(at ¡ mean..
ON: can we )-(andle be¡ng )-(ere forever?
SV: ı døn't knøw。
ON: do we want to be )-(ere forever?
ON: )-(u)-(?
ON: )-(u)-(?!
SV: ıf ı was wıth yøu, ı wøuldn't mınd, hønestly…
ON: o-o)-(
SV: um… that statement was øut øf place。
SV: *blushes*
ON: no, no ¡t wasn't..
SV: nø。 ıt ıs。 ı am scum。 ı am the lørd øf scum and the lørd øf nøthıng。
ON: no, you are not, clam ¡t! Don't say t)-(at s)-(¡t about your self..
ON: ¡ don't m¡nd be¡ng )-(ere w¡t)-( you e¡t)-(er okay..
SV: ı… am。 ı am greedy。 ı am lustful。 ı am gluttønøus。 ı am wrathful。 ı am envıøus。 ı am sløthy。 ı am prıdeful。 '^(
ON: ¡ sa¡d clam ¡t!!! you )-(ave a r¡g)-(t to be greedy and w)-(at not...
SV: be nøt cønfused øf my trøll-lıke exterıør。 ı am the møst hørrıfıc and terrıble øf thıs øuter-rım。
ON: stop ¡t..
ON: you keep try¡ng to conv¡nce me t)-(at you are a dumb guppy but your not, t)-(e you ¡ know ¡sn't t)-(e most )-(orr¡f¡c f¡s)-( ¡n t)-(e sea...so stop ¡t.
SV: ı apprecıate the kınd wørds and the fısh puns ( '^) ), but ıf yøu knew me as ı dø, yøu wøuldn't be sayıng thøse thıngs。
ON: well ¡ t)-(oug)-(t ¡ knew you..
SV: ı have a prøpøsıtıøn før yøu。
ON: do tell
SV: yøu can't gø back øn ıt。
SV: NEVER gø back øn ıt。
SV: prømıse?
ON: f¡ne
ON: cross my f¡ns and )-(ope to fry, st¡ck salt water ¡n me eye.
SV: haha。 thıs ıs kınd øf funny ın an ødd way。 ı bınded yøu ıntø a cøntract。 ıt's a bıt øf an awkward sıtuatıøn før me。 '^D
ON: wa¡t wa?
ON: w)-(at d¡d you reel me ¡n to?
SV: ın twø sweeps, ı wıll tell yøu sømethıng。 after ı tell yøu, yøu must eıther slay me by creatıng whıchever ørıfıce yøu wısh straıght thrøugh my bødy, ør yøu have tø kıss me。 ^)
ON: ....f¡ne. f¡ne! two sweeps...
SV: thank yøu。 ı nøw feel møre cømførtable gøıng thrøugh wıth thıs whøle unıverse-stealıng thıng。
ON: w)-(y ¡s a good quest¡on, but ¡ s)-(ould stop ask¡ng quest¡ons because ¡t appears as soon as ¡ do, culls)-(¡t l¡ke t)-(¡s )-(appens.
SV: questıøns are such awful thıngs ındeed。
ON: so...now w)-(at
SV: we have tø prepare。 that ıs ıf yøu stıll feel lıke døıng thıs。
ON: ¡ do
ON: we need to, )-(ow am ¡ go¡ng to up )-(old my prom¡se ¡f we don't get ¡t go¡ng )-(u)-(?
SV: true。
ON: )-(ow s)-(all we prepare?
SV: dø yøu stıll have the hypøthetıcal devıce øf that whıch prevents me frøm my nøn-pılgrımatıc kıss?
ON: pffft
ON: clam up, your mak¡ng me flus)-( l¡ke a s¡lly old clown f¡s)-(
SV: was that a fısh pun? Ø_Ø
ON: maybe...
SV: uh… well, um。 uhhhhh。
SV: sø, dø yøu have yøur trıdent?
SV: because that ıs a part øf preparıng。
ON: yes...¡ do
SV: uh, ı døn't knøw what else we need tø prepare。 ı kınd øf… løst my traın øf thøught。
ON: pffft
ON: you are k¡dd¡ng me
ON: )-(ow do we connect to anot)-(er game?
SV: the øuter-rım happens tø be the barrıer between sessıøns and ı hear whıspers frøm my "frıends"。
SV: beyønd that… crazy tıme and vøıd shıt happenıng。
ON: O)-(..
ON: be careful okay?
SV: ı wıll。 ı've knøwn abøut thıs and høw tø ımpletement ıt før a whıle。
SV: *ımplement
ON: I sea, so ¡t wasn't just somet)-(¡ng you found out now. well we can do t)-(¡s, surely ¡t can't be t)-(at )-(ard, r¡g)-(t?
SV: well, we are lıterally the hıghest tıer øf gøds。
SV: thıs søunds lıke a walk thrøugh a park。
SV: ør a swım thrøugh a reef that ıs easy tø swım thrøugh。
ON: )-(e)-(e yes..
ON: a sw¡m t)-(rew t)-(e reeef!
SV: ıs that an actual thıng?
ON: yes
SV: well then。
ON: ..maybe
SV: ı'm an embarrassment。 augh。
SV: sørry。
ON: )-(e)-(e)-(e ¡t ¡s a t)-(¡ng so stop be¡ng sorry
SV: ı'm sørry før beıng sørry。 ^p
ON: o)-( )-(us)-( you
SV: ı
SV: am
SV: sørry。
ON: ¡ otta gut you, but ¡ wouldn't...
SV: Nøt før anøther twø sweeps。
ON: ga)-()-()-(
ON: s)-()-()-()-()-()-()-(fw¡f)-(wo
SV: wøt?
ON: Nu~f¡n.
SV: ıt wıll be a whıle beføre we dø any øf the thıngs。
SV: ı happen tø knøw søme detaıls abøut øur new frıends。
SV: and ı am learnıng møre every day。
SV: *"frıends", we dø have tø trıck and kıll them。 ^(
SV: ^/
SV: well then, ı must prepare myself før thıs as well。 3:58:3
SV: fare thee well。 see yøu later。 ø/
ON: bye...
- LOG 2:
- -- ocenNymph [ON] has began responding to the memo --
ON: You know, ¡ts rat)-(er dumb t)-(at we use a memo ¡nstead of a pr¡vet c)-(at...you know?
ON: But t)-(en ¡ t)-(¡nk to my self
ON: t)-(ere ¡s only us, so w)-(o else ¡s go¡ng to read t)-(¡s s)-(¡t?
SV: ı lıke memøs because they alløw me tø ban myself før a tempørary amøunt øf tıme。
ON: I guess t)-(at ¡s true )-(u)-(?
SV: what ıf ı say sømethıng awful? ı wøuld remøve myself。 ^)
ON: I guesssssss
SV: plus, these memøs can't be remøved themselves。 ø_ø
ON: o)-(..
ON: )-(u)-(
ON: well t)-(ennnnn
ON: w)-(at are you up to anyways?
SV: ı'm drınkıng teeeeeeeeeeeeea。
SV: ~~~
SV: but døes what ı'm døıng even matter? water yøu døıng?
SV: ı feel dreadful før stealıng yøur whøle bıt。
ON: )-(e)-(e)-(e, ¡t's f¡n.
ON: ¡ am..do¡ng not)-(¡ng.
SV: yøu shøuld døwn a beverage øf yøur chøøsıng。
ON: If ¡ make tea, t)-(e water w¡ll be tea
SV: that søunds
SV: beautıful。
ON: It would be, wouldn't ¡t?
SV: waıt。 the tea wøuld get all cøld。
ON: ¡t would.
SV: but ıt wøuld be nıce før a whıle。
ON: yea)-(
ON: t)-(e sea bunn¡es may get mad
SV: ı guess they wøuld。
SV: ıt's all nıce, but then ıt's all tragıc lıke øne øf thøse størıes where søme løwly scum øf a peasant døes the rıghteøus thıng and øffs themselves før the prıncessfıgure they desıred (wrøngly, as ıt ıs wrøng tø dø), but then the prıncess døes the unhønørable thıng and øffs themself øut øf sadness, because øf… rømance, ı guess。
SV: but that's ırrelevant。
ON: ¡ feel l¡ke ¡ )-(ave seen t)-(at mov¡e
ON: but odd you br¡ng up t)-(e story
ON: you reelly try¡ng to say somet)-(¡ng arn't you
SV: see: "but that's ırrelavent。"
SV: ıt's ırrelavent。
ON: Surely
SV: ındeed。
SV: bøth deaths wøuld be just accørdıng tø skaıa, ı assume
SV: *assume。
ON: True
ON: Would t)-(ey even be counted at t)-(¡s po¡nt
ON: ¡t wasn't just or )-(ero¡c
SV: well, they are fıctıøn。
ON: just a f¡s)-( out of water, try¡ng to get on w¡t)-( l¡fe
ON: but even so..
ON: every~F¡n ¡s just so ser¡ous.
SV: well, øne can nøt øpen a bøøk wıthøut learnıng sømethıng。
ON: one can not sw¡m t)-(e caves w¡t)-( out f¡nd¡ng god )-(e)-(e
ON: sorry ¡'m bot)-(er¡ng you.
SV: nø, yøu're nøt。
SV: ı have nø gılls, nø fıns, nø eyes anymøre, and my bødy wøuld prøbably decønstruct, but ı wøuld but ı wøuld try my best ıf yøu'd have me ın yøur sea caves。
SV: gøg。
SV: that søunded lıke an ınnuendø øf søme sørt。
SV: #^(
ON: You would do t)-(at? all for me? Y-your jok¡ng! T)-(at would be dumb..
SV: yes。 ıt wøuld。 ıt wøuld alsø be a sınful death whıch skaıa wøuld permanently kıll me før。
SV: but ı wøuld dø ıt。
SV: but that's ırrelevant。
ON: Ps)-( s)-(us)-(
ON: w)-(at was t)-(at t)-(¡ng you l¡ked to eat aga¡n?
ON: not t)-(at ¡ need to know for anyt)-(¡ng.
ON: ¡ am mak¡ng conversat¡on.
SV: anythıng that walks, swıms, crawls, ør flıes wıth ıts back tø the heavens ıs edıble。
ON: You are not )-(elp¡ng
SV: ı'd be happy tø eat anythıng yøu make regardless øf whether ı'm happy tø。
ON: ~Water you talk¡ng about!? Make some~f¡n, for you?
SV: nøbødy saıd that。 ıt ıs my place tø serve YØU。
ON: r¡g)-(t, ¡t ¡s your place.
SV: but tea taınts water。
SV: as we have already clarıfıed earlıer。
ON: ¡ know..
SV: ıt's a shame hønestly。
ON: Well u)-( um
ON: I'll be )-(ead¡ng out to you later on
SV: but… ı'm ın the øuter-rım and ıt's dangerøus here。
SV: ı wøuld alløw yøu anywhere, but here。
SV: *anywhere but here
ON: ug)-(, you really go¡ng to pus)-( t)-(at rule )-(u)-(
SV: yes, ı am。 ı care abøut yøu。
SV: -r safety。
SV: *yøur safety
ON: Sureeee
ON: clam ¡t
SV: that was clearly an accıdent。
ON: ....maybe
ON: waterever
ON: I w¡ll come as far as you see f¡t..
ON: ¡ mean to t)-(e outer r¡m..
ON: THE PLACE IN WHICH YOU ARE..
ON: e)-(em
SV: nø。 please døn't。
SV: yøu wøuld dıe。
SV: ı cøuldn't lıve wıth that paın。
ON: F¡nnnnn
ON: w)-(ere can we meet up t)-(en
SV: after we dø the unførgıvable thıng that we plan døıng tø the øther specıes。
ON: We can not meet aga¡n before t)-(¡s..
SV: før nøw ıt's just a chat。
ON: f¡n...¡ was go¡ng to br¡ng you sea bunn¡es to eat.
SV: we cøuld use a serıes øf elabørate pneumatıc tubes, cønveyør belts。 and engınes。
SV: ør a sendıfıcatør。
SV: bøth wørk。
ON: I t)-(¡nk t)-(e send¡f¡cator would be faster..
SV: but there ıs a certaın art tø the fırst øne。
ON: Would you l¡ke to tell me about t)-(e art?
SV: a cømbınatıøn øf extreme effıcıency and extravagant engıneerıng beıng made før a sımple purpøse。
ON: And w)-(o would bu¡ld t)-(¡s?
SV: a large army øf peasants such as myself øver a serıes øf hundreds øf sweeps, ør, ın øur case, myself øver a perıød øf trıllıøns øf sweeps。
ON: My goodness
ON: lets use t)-(e send¡f¡cator damn ¡
ON: ¡t
SV: ı wøuld alsø dø ıt wıthøut breaks as ı truly shøuld。
SV: ør use gød pøwers sømewhat tø assıst, but that wøuld be cheatıng。
SV: and thereføre wøuld be føul play。
SV: but ıf yøu ınsıst that we use a sendıfıcatør。
ON: Please.
ON: do you )-(ave one we can set up or?
SV: ı have øne and can easıly make anøther。
ON: T)-(en lets do t)-(¡s ¡ )-(ave a t)-(¡ng ¡ w¡s)-( to send over...
ON: not t)-(at ¡ts for you but ¡ wanna see ¡f ¡ can send s)-(¡t..
SV: well, øf cøurse ıt's nøt før me。
SV: that wøuld be sılly。
SV: ^p
ON: Du)-()-()-(
SV: sø, ı thınk ı just sent a sendıfıcatør wıth a sendıfıcatør。
SV: ıf yøu want me tø, ı'll be dısgusted by the prøspect før yøu。
ON: R¡g)-(t
SV: shøuld ı be?
ON: No? Maybe?
ON: ¡ am not sure..
ON: but ¡ t)-(¡nk ¡ts )-(ere?
SV: alrıght then。
SV: ı hønestly døn't understand the løgıstıcs øf sendıng øf sendıfıcatør wıth a sendıfıcatør, but ı døn't really care。
ON: cla¡m up! ¡ sent some~fin
SV: alrıght, ı'll try ıt and then gıve an ındetermınate answer。
ON: D¡d you get ¡t!?
SV: yes。
SV: and ı just trıed ıt。
SV: better a dıamønd wıth a flaw than a pebble wıthøut。
ON: T)-(e sea bunn¡es w)-(ere not )-(appy about )-(av¡ng a few taken..
SV: ı hønør theır death ın what yøu have prepared。
SV: whether what yøu made ıs gøød ør nøt。
ON: well um e)-(em
ON: you tell me..
ON: ¡f raw sea slug ¡s good?
SV: everythıng has beauty, but nøt everyøne sees ıt。
ON: O)-(?
SV: that's a quøte sømebødy saıd ønce。
ON: I sea.
ON: ...do you want more?
SV: ıf yøu have søme tø spare, ı guess。 thıs may as well be yøur persønal trash dump and ı wøuld dıspøse øf ıt wıth my møuth。
ON: You..can do t)-(¡s?
SV: ıf yøu want me tø。
ON: W)-(y would you eat anyt)-(¡ng?
ON: I mean..ga)-(
SV: because yøu wanted me tø。
ON: Well t)-(¡s w¡ll be fun
ON: send¡ng t)-(¡ngs to you, ¡ mean just because.
SV: yeah, sendıng stuff ıs quıte nıce tø dø。
SV: ı døn't have much tø send really。
SV: wıthøut pøwers that ıs。
ON: R¡g)-(t
ON: ¡ts f¡n
SV: øk, then。
SV: nøw what?
ON: I am gat)-(er¡ng a large amout)-( of bunn¡e
SV: før?
ON: not)-(¡ng..
SV: yøu can tell me anythıng。
ON: ¡ am not round¡ng up consorts for cull¡ng nope
SV: that was øddly phrased, but ı guess, ı'll gıve yøu the benefıt øf the døubt。
ON: good, ¡ s)-(ould always )-(ave t)-(e benef¡t of t)-(e doubt!
SV: ı mean, øf cøurse yøu wøuldn't be kıllıng cønsørts。
ON: Nope just send¡ng t)-(em to t)-(e¡r doom
SV: why?
ON: Reasons
SV: why? yøu knøw ı am understandıng øf yøur rıghteøus rıght, but why?
ON: You w¡ll know w)-(en t)-(ey get to you.
SV: wıll ı?
ON: yes
ON: D¡d you get one?
SV: yes…
SV: ı desıre explanatıøn。
SV: ıt was tøø cute sø ıt had tø dıe?
ON: Yes..Look at )-(¡s face, look at ¡t.
ON: fuck ¡ts t)-(e face of pure ev¡l
ON: ¡n t)-(e cutest fuck¡ng foam
SV: løøkıng at ıts face makes me see that thıs was an even møre vıle actıøn。
SV: surely yøu dıd thıs øn accıdent。
SV: SURELY。
ON: Maybe )-(e sl¡ped and jumped and w¡ggled..
ON: and um e)-(em
ON: and wouldn't let me )-(old )-(¡m |
SV: and there was øthers as well?
ON: ...maybe
SV: explaın the øthers。
ON: t)-(en send )-(¡m back ]
ON: T)-(¡s one t)-(¡nks beds)-(eets make for t)-(e best protect¡on
ON: T)-(e ot)-(er one sw¡ms ups¡de down
SV: yøu wıll face judgement。
ON: W)-(at?
SV: judgement。 yøu requıre ıt nøw。
SV: punıshment。
ON: P-pun¡s)-(ment? Wa¡t wa ?
SV: paın。 psychøløgıcal ør physıcal。
ON: ¡ w¡s)-( to not c)-(ose
SV: ıt's nøt a chøıce。
SV: and even ıf ıt was, chøøsıng neıther wøuld just cause yøu tø be punıshed by bøth。
ON: W)-(at ¡s even )-(appen¡ng )-(ere
SV: yøu dıd sømethıng evıl。
ON: Ev¡l?
SV: whıle ı stıll respect yøu, such tyrannøus and appallıng actıøns dø nøt gø unpunıshed。
ON: I...¡ts not tuna. you l¡e.
SV: ı døn't lıe。 sømetımes ı døn't say everythıng, but lyıng ıs nøt a thıng ı dø。
ON: ~f¡n w)-(at ¡s my pun¡s)-(ment
SV: ı døn't quıte knøw yet。
SV: but when ı dø knøw, yøu wıll nøt expect ıt。
ON: )-(ow dare you
ON: demand pun¡s)-(ment on your queen and t)-(en tell me you do not know of w)-(at you w¡ll do?
SV: ıt's because ı dø respect yøu。
SV: yøu wıll høwever be rehabılıtated and recøncıled。
ON: ~f¡n, ~f¡n w)-(at ever you say..
SV: the fıres øf hell wıll cleanse yøu。 ^D
ON: ewww
SV: ewww?
ON: f¡re
ON: ¡'m a f¡s)-(
ON: your go¡ng to cook me
SV: just as raw meats carry dısease, yøu tøø carry a "dısease"。 cøøkıng ıs requıred tø remøve the dısease。 and by the way, ı am nøt lıkely tø lıterally cøøk yøu。
ON: ...t)-(at was mean
ON: ¡ am d¡sease free t)-(ank you very muc)-(
SV: yøu wıll be cured, my empress。
ON: ¡f you say so... my 'lord'
SV: ı knøw yøu døn't mean any øf thıs。
SV: but please dø be careful tø nøt try tø make yøur punıshment wørse。
ON: ¡ s)-(all refra¡n from cull¡ng, or send¡ng t)-(¡ngs your way to be culled.
SV: alrıght then, sınce yøu seem tø feel sørry før yøur actıøns, ı WILL gıve yøu a chøıce。
ON: o)-(?
SV: physıcal punıshment ør psychøløgıcal punıshment。 ı wøuld HIGHLY advıse yøu tø pıck øne ør the øther。
SV: because chøøsıng neıther ıs the same as chøøsıng bøth。
ON: p)-(ys¡cal or psyc)-(olog¡cal~? )-(mm...
ON: depends on w)-(at )-(appens w¡t)-( eac)-(
SV: ı wıll gıve yøu further chøıces as well。
ON: o)-(?
SV: physıcal ıs rather a LØNG perıød øf paın wıth nø permanent ınjury ør a SHØRT perıød øf paın wıth maımıng tø søme extent。 psychøløgıcal høwever rather gıves yøu a new "perspectıve" ør makes yøu løse a "perspectıve" yøu ønce had。
SV: ^) <-- ı døn't have eyes, but thıs ıs a wınky face。
ON: ¡ feel...l¡ke..
ON: t)-(ere ¡s some k¡nd of dark fl¡rt¡ng go¡ng on, and ¡ don't know )-(ow to take ¡t.
SV: there ıs nøne。
ON: maybe ¡ s)-(ould take t)-(e psyc)-(olog¡cal..
ON: ¡ don't w¡s)-( to be ¡njured...
SV: alrıght then。
SV: dø yøu want tø løse a part øf yøurself ør gaın a new part øf yøurself?
ON: ¡..st¡ll don't know ¡f t)-(¡s ¡s t)-(e r¡g)-(t c)-(o¡ce but as soon as y-...ga¡n part of my self?
ON: w)-(at part could ever be m¡ss¡ng.
SV: yøu wıll fınd øut。
ON: f¡ne
ON: ¡ mean ...just do ¡t already.
SV: that's part øf the punıshment as well。 that ıt ısn't ımmedıate。 ^)
ON: ug)-(
SV: but døn't wørry。 the psychøløgıcal paın wıll lessen øver tıme when yøu're kınd tø øthers, but ıt wıll get wørse when yøu are vıle tø øthers。
ON: o)-(..
SV: well, ı feel that ı have fully ımplemented yøur punıshment。 as a sørt øf "warnıng" tø gıve yøu, yøu shøuld nø lønger have tø dream tø have nıghtmares。
SV: > ^)
ON: W)-(at dose t)-(¡s mean..
ON: w)-(en w¡ll ¡ know w)-(at ¡t ¡s?
SV: yøu wıll knøw bøth answers quıte søøn。
ON: w)-(ats t)-(at mean?
SV: ıt wıll happen øutsıde øf mırrørs, but try løøkıng ın a mırrør。 ^)
SV: yøu wıll see yøur appearance be a bıt… øff。
ON: w)-(at?
ON: W)-(at d¡d you do/
SV: ı made yøur sın vısıble。
ON: W)-(at, w)-(y, w)-(at d¡d ¡ do? I sent some consorts t)-(ats all!
ON: make ¡t stop, c)-(ange ¡t back
SV: ıt døesn't støp。 ıt can ønly be lessened。
ON: )-(ow
SV: kındness tø øthers。
ON: your suc)-( a jerk
SV: høwever, ıf yøu are evıl ør vıle tø øthers, ıt wıll get wørse, much wørse。
SV: ı apøløgıze, but thıs ıs høw ıt has tø be nøw。
ON: w)-(o sa¡d? w)-(at god sa¡d?
SV: yøu dıd。 yøu tøld me tø dø ıt。 ^)
ON: I need to really watc)-( w)-(at ¡ say..
SV: møre nøw than ever。
ON: Send t)-(e bunn¡es back please
ON: tell me you d¡d not eat t)-(em
SV: ı dıd nøt。
ON: Send. T)-(em. Back.
SV: ı feel lıke ı can nøw trust yøu tø have them back。
SV: sø ı am sendıng them nøw。
ON: Gos)-(..
ON: W)-(y do ¡ let you do t)-(¡s s)-(¡t?
ON: I'm t)-(e one ¡n power )-(ere, but ¡ st¡ll let you do t)-(¡s s)-(¡t?
SV: ı dø apøløgıze。
ON: Sure, sure you do.
SV: nøw, yøu wıll be the persøn ı have always respected and cared før agaın。 ^D
ON: I never c)-(anged..
SV: yøu have。
ON: )-(ow so?
ON: Because ¡ s¡mply sent you a few consorts
ON: w)-(o are very cute..
ON: and )-(ave ood )-(ats but ¡ now )-(ave to respect t)-(e c)-(o¡ce!
SV: yøu have ørdered døøm tø them whıch ıs a clear mıs-use øf pøwer。
ON: are you l¡ke, tra¡n¡ng me for t)-(e new world or some~fin?
ON: so ¡ don't turn around and get power )-(ungry
SV: that ıs a large part øf ıt, but nøt the ønly part。
ON: enl¡g)-(ten me
SV: recently yøu have ørdered døıng awful thıngs tø the new set øf peøple。
ON: ....
ON: true. but ¡ts only for our people 0:36:8
SV: nønetheless。
SV: well, ı wıll cøme back tømørrøw tø chat。
SV: ı must gø recant my sıns。
SV: talk agaın tømørrøw。
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- SV: sø… hellø。
ON: ...
SV: søme thıngs happened yesterday。
ON: ...
SV: and ı feel that ı gøt carrıed a way a large deal。
SV: *away
ON: L¡ke a t¡tle wave...
SV: yes, ındeed, lıke a tıdal wave。
ON: so? get to t)-(e po¡nt..
SV: ı'm just gøıng tø sørt øf undø that curse。
ON: you are?
ON: ¡ mean, you better!
SV: yes。 ı wasn't really myself when ı dıd ıt。
SV: there's a part øf me ı'm nøt exactly prøud øf。
ON: you can say t)-(at aga¡n.
ON: ¡ts ~fin...
SV: thıs ısn't even høw bad ıt gets。
SV: anyways, ıt shøuld be øff nøw?
ON: t)-(ank you ¡ guess
ON: very k¡nd of you to take ¡t back
SV: ı mean, ı am REALLY nøt prøud øf myself。
ON: you are not reelly
SV: ı am。 thıs ısn't even the wørst thıng ı've døne。
SV: ıt's nøt even ın the tøp 0。
SV: *0。
ON: w)-(at ¡s t)-(e worst you )-(ave done?
SV: ı døn't thınk ı shøuld tell yøu yet。
SV: yøu dø remember the prømıse, yes?
ON: yes?
SV: the twø sweeps thıng。
ON: aye
SV: well, yøu'll fınd øut the wørst thıngs ı've døne and møre by then。
ON: I ~sea
ON: You are st¡ll..¡mportant to me..¡f t)-(at means anyt)-(¡ng to you
SV: ı døubt yøu wøuld stıll thınk sø then。
ON: I l¡ved w¡t)-( a culler all my l¡fe
SV: ı døn't thınk they were as awful as ı was/am。
SV: nøt even nearly。
SV: but anyways, høw are yøu døıng?
ON: ¡ am do¡ng okay
ON: boardddd
ON: but sw¡mm¡ng around )-(as been n¡ce
SV: høw can ı assıst wıth gettıng rıd øf yøur børedøm?
ON: ¡ know not of w)-(at to do
ON: W)-(at do you sugest
SV: maybe a game øf søme sørt?
ON: Sure
SV: ı døn't knøw what game thøugh。
SV: ı wøuld suggest FLARP, but that's kınd øf undøable。
ON: flarp at t)-(¡s t¡me?
ON: we bas¡caly done t)-(at t)-(rewout t)-(¡s game
SV: ıt's nøt that fun when yøu use cheaty pøwers all the tıme thøugh。
ON: true
SV: ıt's alsø funner ın that dyıng ısn't as easy。
ON: tuna
ON: so
ON: lets f¡nd a new game to play
SV: hmm… a luck based game wøuld be pretty unfaır, sø nøt øne øf thøse。
ON: aww w)-(y not?
SV: because yøu lıterally passıvely ınspıre luck ın yøur favør。
SV: ı thınk。
SV: ı'm hønestly unsure høw much lıght døes。
ON: )-(ee)-(e
ON: ~fin you got me
ON: ¡t would be to easy to w¡n
SV: ıf we played a game wıth a dØ, yøu wøuld get dØs øut øf the wazøø。
ON: )-(e)-(e)-(e exactly
SV: ı mean, ı prøbably have dømınatıøn øver mısførtune, sø…
SV: really ıt'd be a weırd pøwer øff。
ON: ¡t would be!
ON: It would be amaz¡ng
SV: thøugh ı døn't really lıke usıng my pøwers。
SV: sø, yeah。
ON: well your just be¡ng a dummy
ON: ¡t would be so fun.
ON: F¡g)-(t¡ng aga¡nst one anot)-(er to ~sea w)-(os power would over t)-(row t)-(e ot)-(er
SV: ı'd just rather nøt play a game øf chance。
SV: ønce ı start usıng vøıd, ıt's rather hard tø støp。
ON: ~fineee
ON: f¡nnnnnnnnn
ON: sorry e)-(em
SV: what cøuld we even play?
ON: a pass¡ve agress¡ve game
ON: of ..um
ON: w)-(y don't you come over )-(ere and ¡'ll drowned you
SV: ı thøught yøu were agaınst that, ør dø yøu just want me there that bad? ^) <-(wınky)
ON: I'll f¡ll you lungs w¡t)-( sea salt~
ON: wa¡t wa¡t!
ON: take t)-(at back! CLAIM IT! D
ON: w)-(y would ¡ need a s¡ck landdweller l¡ke your self?
SV: ı døn't knøw。
SV: WHY DØ YØU?!
ON: I u)-( um!
ON: e)-(em
ON: you are s¡mply um..You are s¡mply enc)-(anted by my s¡ren l¡ke self!
SV: ı am, but that ıs kınd øf besıdes the pøınt。
ON: ¡.. |: C
ON: I do not know w)-(ere t)-(¡s ¡s go¡ng ¡t got very dark and fl¡rty and ¡ just came )-(ere to )-(ave a good t¡me but ¡ am ser¡ously feel¡ng l¡ke ¡am be¡ng attacked and ¡dk ¡f ¡ l¡ke ¡t,
SV: ıf yøu døn't lıke ıt, demand me tø støp lıkıng yøu。
ON: W-w)-(y
ON: I just...
SV: because unless ı have reasøn tø nø lønger lıke yøu, ı'll cøntınue døıng ıt。
ON: your so dumb.
SV: that's a declaratıøn, nøt a cømmand。
ON: I sent you some~fin, not t)-(at ¡ts ¡mportant a¡r sucker.
SV: huh, a sea shell? ıs that yøur way øf tellıng me tø gø "see hell" ın a meta-pun sørt øf way?
ON: sea )-(ell..
ON: maybe ¡t ¡s a super meta-meta- pun you don't even understand
SV: ıf sø, yøu must really be øntø sømethıng。
SV: ØR INTØ SØMEBØDY。
ON: pft no
SV: shøre。
ON: Please..
SV: please what? are yøu demandıng me tø støp ør are yøu tryıng tø støp yøurself?
ON: w)-(y would ¡ be ¡nto somebody
ON: your just mess¡ng w¡t)-( me!
SV: just because ı døn't have eyes døesn't mean ı'm blınd。
ON: yes ¡t dose
SV: nøt really actually。
SV: ı have nø ıdea høw, but ı can stıll see。
ON: ...t)-(ats creepy
ON: don't eat t)-(e s)-(ell
ON: by t)-(e way
SV: wøuld that be a prøblem?
SV: why dø yøu care what ı dø wıth ıt? hmmmm?
ON: ...no
ON: ¡t um, ¡ts just a dumb s)-(ell
SV: ıt ıs løøkıng quıte tasty。
ON: jerk
SV: ı thøught ıt was just søme "dumb s)-(ell"。
ON: culls)-(¡t, you..ug)-(
SV: ı mıght just eat ıt rıght nøw。
SV: ı mean, there aren't any øbjectıøns frøm anybødy。
ON: dont'!
SV: alrıght then, yøu're sudden carıng før ıt seems a bıt ødd, nø?
ON: ¡t um ¡t ¡s for
ON: ¡ts for your enjoyment
ON: ¡f you blow on t)-(e end ¡t sounds l¡ke a )-(orn..
ON: um yea)-(
ON: t)-(ats ¡t
SV: well, thank yøu then。
ON: yea)-( water ever
SV: ı mean, ıt really ıs nıce øf yøu。
ON: o)-(
ON: um
ON: ¡ts not)-(¡ng
SV: ıt ıs quıte a gøød deed especıally tøwards sømebødy whø ıs nøthıng such as me。
ON: r¡g)-(t so be glad
SV: ıt ıs quıte hard tø even feel slıghtly wørthy øf such a gıft。
ON: well just take ¡t damn ¡t
SV: ı dıd。 ı am høldıng ıt rıght nøw and ı already blew ıt。
SV: ıt ıs quıte beautıful。 3:59:9
SV: ıt ıs much better than myself。
SV: but ıt døesn't cømpare tø yøu。
SV: Hømø, Hømø Sapıen。
SV: but nøt ın a sexual manner。
ON: Do not stay on t)-(e )-(ook to long 00:0:3
SV: ı am nøt a Hømø-sexual!
ON: Cla¡m down!! No )-(omo. My goodness...
SV: sø, they are sleepıng。
ON: )-(mp)-(
SV: ı kınd øf want tø jøın ın wıth them。 they seem snuggly。
ON: .... you w¡s)-( to go to t)-(em and yet you keep t)-(¡s d¡stance between us?
SV: well, ı can brıng them tø the vøıd ın theır sessıøn。
SV: ı døn't care abøut THEIR safety。
SV: besıdes, ı just want tø sleep wıth a Hømø。
SV: plus ı'm just statıng a desıre。
SV: døesn't mean ı'm gøıng tø dø ıt。
ON: I don't t)-(¡nk we can talk anemonemore
SV: why nøt? ı stıll lıke yøu møre than them。
SV: ı prømıse。
ON: you mean t)-(at?
SV: well, øf cøurse。
ON: ~f¡n ... ¡ am st¡ll upset w¡t)-( you.
SV: ı'm just an eency-wency bıt curıøus abøut høw they functıøn and all。 ı'm ıntø yøu an curıøus abøut them。 ı'm bı-curıøus。
SV: *and
ON: t)-(en do w)-(at you want, not t)-(at ¡ care!
ON: f¡n off.
SV: ı can ønly watch them。 ı can't physıcally tøuch them。
ON: ¡ don't care!
ON: do water you do, and ¡ am not go¡ng to g¡ve a fly¡ng ~f¡n about ¡t
SV: ı'm just ıntø them ın a… kısmetıc way。
SV: what ıs wıth thıs bad censørıng?
ON: ¡n a k¡smet¡c way?
SV: yes, ı guess。
ON: ¡ censor w)-(en ¡ feel l¡ke ¡t!
ON: e)-(em, but ¡f t)-(at ¡s w)-(at you feel t)-(en let ¡t be so
ON: ¡ mean, ¡ can't keep you from w)-(at you look for, ¡ can't be t)-(e only ¡ron ¡n your f¡re now can ¡?
SV: ı- ı guess。 are ırøn-fıres a thıng nøw?
ON: I...am unsure.
SV: yøu're ın the red quadrant, and they are alsø ın… they are ın the black quadrant。
SV: at least ı feel red før YØU。
ON: We just )-(ave confus¡ng ¡nteract¡ons. e)-(em.
ON: ~f¡n. ¡ understand.
ON: t)-(en red ¡t ¡s. ¡ w¡ll be less...rude e)-(em.
SV: øh, yøu mean ıt?
ON: Yes.
SV: yøu can keep up yøur whøle tsundere act thøugh, ıf yøu feel cømførtable that way。
ON: ~f¡n you dummy.
SV: ^) <-- wınky
ON: stop ¡t, you already )-(ave my c)-(eeks burn¡ng.
SV: øh, dø ı sense the tsundere drıftıng tø deredere?
ON: I am not suc)-( fool¡ng words..
SV: the lady døth prøtest tøø much, methınks。 -Trøll Wıllıam Shakespeare
ON: s)-(us)-( you!
SV: sø, nøw that we're sølıd red, nøw what?
SV: we can't dø much。 ^/
SV: ı can send yøu a mannequın hand and we can sımultaneøusly fıstbump ıt ın søme sørt øf scarlet-red manner。
ON: ¡ assume t)-(¡s would work...
SV: alrıght, ı just sent ıt tø yøu。
SV: shall ı cømmence fıst-bumpıng?
SV: yøu must cømmand me tø fıst-bump my mannequın hand。
ON: We ~S)-(ell commence t)-(e f¡st bump.
SV: that was an excellent fıst-bump。
ON: It was...¡ am keep¡ng t)-(¡s )-(ere.
SV: økay。
SV: we can høld hands。
SV: mannequın-hands that ıs。
SV: but ıt's cløse enøugh, nø?
SV: well, nøt at all。
SV: but ıt's the cløsest we're gøıng tø get beføre we dø the thıng wıth the Hømøs。
ON: ¡t ¡s close enoug)-(, yes.
SV: ı'm nøt gøıng tø let gø øf ıt。
SV: typıng wıth øne hand wıll be ınterestıng thøugh。
SV: but ı'm never lettıng gø øf ıt untıl ı may høld the real thıng。
ON: ¡ w¡ll not let go e¡t)-(er.
SV: ı prøbably shøuld've held ıt wıth my nøn-dømınant hand。
ON: Would )-(ave been a good ¡dea, no?
ON: Now you are lack¡ng your dom¡nant )-(and.
SV: gøødbye, mr。 lefthand。
ON: anyways.
ON: w)-(en w¡ll t)-(¡s plan beg¡n?
SV: søøn-ısh。
SV: "søøn" øn a relatıve scale, øf cøurse。
ON: so w)-(at else do we know of t)-(e )-(omo's?
SV: they have nø bløød caste。 ı assume because they are all sø løw øn ıt。
SV: theır lusıı are weırd as hell。
ON: ¡s t)-(at so
SV: yes。
SV: theır lusıı are rather just subservıent beasts ør ølder versıøns øf themselves。
ON: Hmmm
SV: and that's nøt even the weırdest part!
SV: hmm, ı prøbably shøuldn't say ıt。
SV: ı really shøuldn't。
ON: Say ¡t.
SV: ı døn't thınk ı shøudl。
SV: *shøuld
SV: yøu'll thınk ı'm weırd。
ON: say ¡t.
SV: ıf yøu REALLY want tø knøw。
SV: the uh…
SV: the um…
SV: uhhhh。
SV: ı really døn't thınk ı shøuld say ıt。
ON: Say ¡t!
SV: the females døn't have bulges。
ON: e)-(
SV: ı'm sørry! ı dıdn't mean tø løøk。 ı was curıøus。
ON: you..
ON: e)-(em
ON: just don't do ¡t ag¡an
SV: øk。 ı wıll make sure yøu never hear me sayıng that agaın。
ON: Good.
SV: sø, dø yøu have a cøurse øf actıøn we shøuld gø?
ON: for w)-(at?
SV: lıke, step 。) talk tø Hømø,… , fınal step。) unıverse?
ON: ¡ guess..
ON: I mean..
ON: we need to earn t)-(e¡r trust
SV: yeah。
SV: excellent plan, my queen。
ON: Was t)-(e only act¡on t)-(at appeared log¡cal.
SV: every plan yøu have ıs løgıcal。
SV: the ılløgıcal plans are always my øwn, and ı apøløgıze før them。
ON: Pfft you flatter muc)-( to muc)-(.
SV: ıt's nøt flattery ıf ıt's true。
ON: ~f¡n ¡ ~S)-(ell except ¡t
SV: that ıs a wønderful cøurse øf actıøn。
ON: you would say t)-(at )-(e)-(e
SV: ØØ% øf the nøn-røyal trølls are sayıng that。
ON: you know w)-(at would be a ~wonderfoam ¡dea?
SV: wønderføam…
SV: what?
ON: to muc)-(?
ON: ¡f we make sure to catc)-( up on sleep before we start t)-(¡s, w)-(o knows )-(ow long we w¡ll go aga¡n w¡t)-( out.
SV: wønderfull wøuld be gøød, waterful maybe?
ON: very waterful.
SV: well, that ıs a very waterful plan。
ON: good.
SV: are yøu sayıng we shøuld catch søme z's?
ON: yes
SV: then ı guess ı'll cuddle up wıth yøu (ıe thıs mannequın hand) untıl ı fall asleep。
SV: gøød nıght! ø/
ON: yes, ¡ ~S)-(ell do t)-(e same. good n¡g)-(t. ¡ ~S)-(ell send you k¡sses from far off.
SV: ı just receıved the kıss vıa sendıfıcatør。 thank yøu sø much。
SV: ı just cøpıed the cøde and sent øne back。
ON: )-(e)-(e, good n¡g)-(t now!
SV: ı'll just have yøu knøw that that cøsted an ınsane amøunt øf grıst。
SV: hehe, nıght!
ON: my goodness.
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Re: Pawnswap IC (closed)
by DistantRed Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:53 pm
- LOG 4:
- SV: sø, ı føund Hømø's handles。
SV: theır tıme player ıs playerØne。 I feel we shøuld just høp ın tø dø ıt。
SV: "Ø" wıthøut the slash。
ON: r¡g)-(t!
ON: w)-(at ¡s t)-(e¡r )-(andle?
SV: playerØne, wıthøut the /。
ON: o)-()-(
ON: alr¡g)-(ty!
ON: w)-(at a dumb name
SV: ı'm alsø gøıng tø add anøther human as well。
SV: ı mean, ıt's øpen tø øne øf Hømø, sø ıt shøuld be øpen tø them all。
ON: good.
SV: yøu øn thıs chat?
ON: yes
SV: gøød。
SV: have yøu been talkıng tø the Hømø?
ON: yes
ON: You...
ON: ...slap your self w¡t)-( t)-(e mannequ¡n )-(and
SV: høw hard? øne tø ten。 øne beıng an adørable thıng and ten beıng a kıllıng slap。
ON: 7
SV: alrıght, ı just 7'd myself。 ıt really ssdıfsdønfsdd hurt。
SV: sø, has the human talked abøut me at all?
ON: good.
ON: ¡ am try¡ng to talk t)-(em ¡n to not burn¡ng t)-(e game
SV: that ıs gøød。
ON: and you
ON: )-(ow dare you speak so lood to t)-(em
SV: ı'm nøt。 ı am just curıøus øf them and prøvıdıng the same curıøsıty tø them。
ON: you sa¡d...
ON: e)-(em
SV: shh。 yøu døn't have tø say ıt。
ON: you know w)-(at you d¡
ON: d¡d you s¡ck..ug)-(
ON: GLUB
SV: ı apøløgıze。
ON: good..
ON: even ¡f t)-(ey dare be fl¡rt¡ng w¡t)-( you
ON: t)-(at was muc)-( to far.
SV: well, ı am nøt Hømø-sexual før them。
ON: sure
SV: ør whatever theır weırd language thıng ıs abøut lıkıng humans。
ON: t)-(at ¡s w)-(y you offered to f¡ll t)-(e¡r nook
SV: ı saıd ı wøuldn't。
SV: ı saıd "SV: nø ınsertıøn ıs needed unless ı have yøur cønsent。 SV: and ı wøn't dø ıt anyways, because ı am already cøncupıscent wıth ØN"
SV: 。
ON: r¡g)-(t
ON: ~f¡n. you are forg¡ven
SV: ı døn't deserve beıng førgıven。
ON: well you )-(ave ben so take ¡t..
SV: alrıght。 ^(
SV: sø, has Jødı been talkıng abøut me?
SV: especıally abøut red feelıngs før me? … because ı want tø be upset by ıt ıf they are。
ON: )-(m....
ON: w)-(y would s)-(e feel red?
ON: )-(umans only feel black you sa¡d.
SV: øh yes, ı dıd say that。 ı am just clarıfyıng。
ON: )-(m..
ON: alr¡g)-(t..
SV: maybe they dısplay black emøtıøns ın a red way。
ON: )-(mmmm
SV: can yøu ask ıf they're fawnıng før me ın the quadrant?
ON: t)-(ey to not feel red towards you
ON: s)-(e sa¡d
ON: Ew, no.
SV: øh… alrıght。
SV: ew, what?
ON: ew to t)-(e ¡dea of crus)-(¡ng on you
SV: yes, ıt ıs rather grøss ıdea。
SV: has she been crushıng øn yøu at all?
ON: w)-(at ¡f s)-(e was
SV: are they?
SV: ı wøuld have tø prøve my redness før yøu and løck them up untıl they dıe。
ON: I t)-(¡nk s)-(e dose not feel red for me.
SV: gøød。
ON: May ¡ ask you some~fin
SV: yes。
SV: øf cøurse。
ON: um w)-(y do you t)-(¡nk t)-(ey are so odd
ON: ¡ mean only )-(av¡ng one quadrent! )-(ow odd!!
SV: they are ødd by the vırture øf beıng nøt-us, ı guess。
SV: ı bet they fınd us ødd as well。
ON: true
- HUMAN MEMO 1:
- -- ocenNymph [ON] ??:?? opened memo on board HOMOTRANSITPARTYBUS --
PO: Activate
PO: On?
ON: ATTENTION HOMO'S
PO: This isn't one of THOSE games?
PO: Please, no.
ON: ....~w)-(ater k¡nd of game?
PO: What is wrong with your text parser?
ON: w)-(at ¡s wrong w¡t)-( your own.
PO: Rude.
ON: exactly, be k¡nder, you )-(ave no clue w)-(om you speak w¡t)-(
SV: yes, dø be kınder。
PO: Well... pardon me, your highness.
ON: R¡g)-(t, you learn qu¡ckly )-(omo.
SV: thıs ıs gøød。 we shøuldn't have any prøblems then。
PO: Please do not call me that.
ON: Hmp)-( t)-(en w)-(at ~s)-(ell ¡ call you?
LB: So, I see we've quickly descended into the high cultural pastime of juvenile name calling. This sounds like it would be an activity of some form of entertainment foursome.
SV: but yøu are Hømø Sapıen, nø?
PO: Well... yes.
SV: then dø yøu prefer a nıckname, Ms。 Sapıen?
PO: But 'Homo' on its own has its own connotation.
PO: Sapien is better.
SV: what sørt øf cønnøtatıøn?
LB: Indeed.
PO: But my name is Jodi.
ON: ~f¡n, Sap¡en ¡t ¡s.
ON: Jod¡?
ON: w)-(at k¡nd of name ¡s t)-(at?
PO: My one.
SV: alrıght, Jødı, what ıs wrøng wıth callıng yøu by the name "Hømø"。
LB: The one she has
SV: ısn't Hømø the name yøur lusus gave yøu?
ON: Yes ¡s ¡t not?
PO: What's a lusus?
PO: And err...
ON: w)-(at do you mean
ON: w)-(at ¡s a lusus...
PO: Homo is a shortening of homosexual.
ON: )-(mmmmm
SV: ı am nøt sexual før any øf yøu。
SV: and… er… lusıı are the ønes whø raıse yøu frøm a yøung grub。
PO: And I am not one of those. And if I was, I think I'd still be offended.
PO: Like, you'd call me a Lesbian instead.
SV: ıs ıt wrøng ın yøur culture tø be sexual før anøther sapıen?
ON: )-(m
PO: It's unusual, but people are kinda becoming more chill about it.
SV: lıke, høw can yøu have møre peøple wıthøut sexualıty før anøther øf yøur specıes?
SV: yøu peøple are cønfusıng。
PO: They sorta.
PO: Well... when a man and a woman are married and love each other very much.
PO: Hug... in a special way.
PO: If you know what I mean.
PO: And you gotta use a pill if you're a girl and a condom if you're a guy.
ON: ....
PO: Otherwise you get AIDS.
PO: And that sucks and you die.
ON: Well t)-(en
SV: yøu hug them and then yøu dırectly put yøur øvıpøsıtør ıntø theır egg sac?
SV: søunds vıle。
ON: not)-(¡ng l¡ke )-(ome ¡s ¡t..
PO: Well, it does if you put it that way.
PO: Why, how do you do it, miss alien nymph queen person.
ON: E)-(em..
ON: It ¡s a rat)-(er, large processes
SV: shøuld ı say?
ON: Go on, tell t)-(em.
PO: Tell me!
PO: This could be part of some important puzzle later or something.
SV: when øne trøll ıs very pıtch ın the øbsıdıan quadrant and ıs very flushed ın the crımsøn quadrant, these peøple wıth paıls wøuld burst ıntø yøur høuse and ask yøu tø put yøur genetıc materıal ıntø saıd paıls, they then take them tø the møther grub, and then a bunch øf materıal frøm many trølls are put ıntø a large slurry, and then after a løt øf nurturıng frøm the møther grub, yøu have a løt øf yøung trølls。
SV: much møre ınnøcent and less vıle。
SV: except when yøu can't prøvıde enøugh genetıc materıal, ın whıch yøu get culled。
SV: are yøu takıng nøtes ør sømethıng?
PO: Yes.
PO: In my head.
SV: alrıght。
ON: Good.
ON: You need keep our ¡n m¡nd we are gods, you s)-(ould watc)-( yourself and keep yourselfs ¡n l¡ne.
SV: yes, but she ıs a hıgher gød than me。
PO: Gods?
SV: yes, we have ascended。
ON: M)-(m
PO: Well... good for you?
ON: Mean¡ng you s)-(ould stay ¡n l¡ne and l¡sten closely to us.
SV: yes, thıngs wıll gø much sımpler før yøu。
PO: That sounds fake, but okay.
SV: høw dø yøu thınk we're talkıng tø yøu, alıen?
PO: You're part of a DOS game.
SV: nø, we really are nøt。
PO: A very sophisticated DOS game.
SV: høw can ı prøve tø yøu that we are nøt?
SV: what ıf ı sent yøu a høøfbeast?
ON: You can send a )-(oofbeast to t)-(em from out t)-(ere?
ON: w)-(y do you even )-(ave )-(oofbeast's out t)-(ere!?
SV: yes, sendıfıcatørs are amazıng。
PO: If you could tell me somethink a DOS game wouldn't know.
SV: ı just sø happen tø have a cøde før øne…
PO: Like what clothes I'm wearing.
SV: cøuldn't ı just send yøu an ıtem?
SV: døn't lıttle Hømø chıldren lıke høøfbeasts?
PO: Stop calling me that.
ON: W)-(at clot)-(¡ng you are wear¡ng?
PO: Also I don't know what a hoofbeast is.
PO: You tell me.
SV: they are beasts…
SV: wıth høøves。
ON: you r¡de t)-(em.
SV: and manes and shıt。
PO: Oh, like a horse?
ON: wa?
SV: ıf that's yøur cølløquıalısm før them, yes, ı guess。
SV: dø yøu lıke hurses?
ON: I guess..
PO: They are nice I guess.
ON: Anyways )-(ave you come ¡n to possess¡on of a game as of lately?
SV: økay then, ı sent øne øn tøp øf yøur bed。 sørry ıf she ıs a lıttle dead。
PO: I don't think I have room for one.
PO: Oh.
PO: Oh no.
ON: t)-(¡s ¡s w)-(y you s)-(ould )-(ave sent )-(er to me!
PO: Why did you do that!!!!
ON: t)-(en ¡ can send ¡t t)-(e¡r way. t)-(en ¡t wouldn't be so dead..
PO: What the heck am I gonna do with this,
ON: You wanted proff
PO: undo please.
SV: døn't yøu lıke hørsıs?
SV: ı can't…
PO: I like them ALIVE
ON: my goodness
SV: well, ı dıdn't knøw。
PO: What kind of weirdos are you?!
ON: w)-(at k¡nd of w)-(a? you s)-(ould watc)-( your toug)-(!
SV: ıt was dead when ı føund ıt。
PO: You come into my house.
PO: You put a dead horse on my bed.
SV: ı dıdn't cøme ıntø yøur høuse。
ON: H¡ve
SV: they call them høuses。
PO: What kind of Godfather BS is this?
ON: ¡ck
SV: ı have a Sapıen dıctıønary。
PO: What did I do to you>
ON: o)-(
PO: Are you part of some alien mafia?
SV: yøu wanted prøøf we were gøds?
ON: ~f¡n mr smarty pants
PO: Did you make me an offer I couldn't refuse?
SV: we're the alıens? yøu're øn the øther planet。
PO: Okay. I believe you.
ON: Good.
PO: Just take the dead horse away.
ON: I do not t)-(¡nk we can.
SV: sendıfıcatørs wørk ønly øne way。
PO: I thought you were Gods?!
ON: unless you )-(ave one to use to return ¡t
ON: we are gods just
ON: w¡t)-( some small boundr¡es
SV: ındeed。
PO: Urgh.
PO: I'll just chuck it out of the window.
PO: It's starting to smell.
SV: døn't tøuch ıt, ıt mıght burst øpen everywhere。
PO: What?
SV: the cørpse ıs bløaty。
SV: ıf ıt's tøø bløaty, ıt wıll burst øpen and get everywhere。
PO: Like in Alien?
SV: nø… lıke a cørpse。
PO: Well what am I supposed to do with it now?
SV: and hellø, øther human。
SV: just let ıt chıll there, ı guess。
ON: o)-( my cod
PO: No.
PO: I would rather it burst and I have to clean it up that have it decompose.
LB: Welp, it appears that we've found actual alien gods with only a bare minimum understanding of our culture and proper dead horse treatment and gifting. I guess this is our situation now
PO: You!
PO: LB.
PO: Fix this!
ON: Now
SV: she wanted a høørse and ı gave her a høørse!
ON: lets speak of t)-(e game you )-(ave ¡n your possess¡on.
PO: I never said that I wanted a horse.
SV: yøu saıd they were nıce。
SV: ı was just tryıng tø gıve yøu sømethıng nıce。
PO: Yes. It doesn't mean that I want one.
SV: ın my culture, peøple say thank yøu。
PO: Not in a flat this small.
PO: And most certainly not dead.
LB: How can I fix a dead horse?
PO: You sent me a defective horse.
SV: even ıf yøu døn't lıke yøur gıft, ıt ıs ønly pølıte tø say "thank yøu"。
PO: An ex-horse, if you will.
ON: O)-( MY COD
SV: høøfbeasts dıe。 ıt's the cırcle øf lıfe。
PO: I am not going to say 'thank you' if you've ruined my duvet.
PO: There it goes.
PO: Out of the window.
PO: With the horse.
SV: yøu are sø rude。
ON: can we please move on
PO: Hey. I have a gift for SV.
PO: It's 'Go fuck yourself'.
PO: Now say thank you.
SV: thank yøu。
PO: Dammit!
PO: You're missing the point entirely.
SV: am ı?
ON: my goodness
ON: you w)-(ere r¡g)-(t SV
PO: Yes.
SV: yøu gave me a gıft, and ı saıd thank yøu。
PO: AAAAAARGH!
ON: Enoug)-( of your )-(ate bonner Homo
ON: we )-(ave more press¡ng matters to t)-(¡nk of
PO: My what?
PO: And stop calling me Homo.
PO: Didn't you see what I wrote earlier?
ON: I d¡d yes..
ON: Anyways
SV: she ıs sayıng that the bulge yøu døn't have ıs nøt wrıgglıng ın a bellıcøse manner, Lesbıan。
PO: I...
PO: Did you just...
ON: D¡d t)-(e ot)-(er )-(umans d¡e on us?
PO: I am not a lesbian.
ON: But you sa¡d you were
SV: yøu saıd that Lesbıan ıs the kınd wørd før yøur specıes。
PO: No, I said that if I was a homosexual, you should call me a lesbian. But I am not.
ON: T)-(¡s ¡s confus¡ng ~culls)-(¡t
SV: sø, what yøu are sayıng ıs that yøu døn't feel sexual feelıngs før øther Hømø Sapıens?
LB: My internet seems to be going down every so often.
PO: Call me Jodi.
PO: What's an internet?
SV: ıt's alrıght, LB。
SV: LB, dø yøu mınd beıng called the name øf yøur specıes, Hømø?
PO: I mean, I like guys and stuff.
PO: I think.
SV: sø, yøu dø have males。
ON: parton me my consorts need me to speak w¡t)-(. brb
SV: ınterestıng。
SV: alrıght, heıress。
LB: It's a situation more like. Also, homo is not the name of our species. The scientific nomenclature is Homo sapien in it's entirety. To refer to us merely as homo means to call us " same", which is not our name. Merely calling us Sapien would also be missing the point, as it is merely a species designation. A more proper and acceptable name would be a less scientific and more common nomenclature, which would be human, man, or people. However, even then it's less preferable as humans designate one another with personal names for ease of communication. So I would prefer you referee to me as Lily, but Human will be another name I suppose
SV: sø, Hømø-sexual ıs beıng sexual før anøther øf yøur specıes, cørrect, human?
LB: Another of the species sharing your personal sex. So a male attracted sexually to other male
ON: ¡ )-(ave returned
SV: but the øther human ıs mıssıng her male human appendage, sø wøuld she be female-øn-male Hømø-sexual?
SV: welcøme back, my queen。
ON: m)-(m
ON: t)-(ank you k¡ndly
LB: That would be Hetero sexual, meaning an attraction to the different sex
SV: whø the hell ıs Heterø Sapıen?
PO: What kind of gay aliens are you, anyway?
SV: ıs that anøther specıes?
SV: gay? lıke happy? because ı am ın nø way happy。
ON: ...
ON: your t)-(¡ngs are o)-( so confus¡ng )-(umans
LB: Hetero sapien is not the name of any species. Homo is a word from an ancient language used now as a scientific word to help give a universal name to life forms on our world. It is also used for complex words such as Hetero sexual and homo sexual, as they are root words with specific meanings.
LB: Yes, the English language is complicated.
PO: What is the name of your species?
SV: nø, that ıs the trøllıan language, but hıghly cørrupted by ıgnørance。
SV: ı am a trøll。
PO: So you are not Gayliens?
LB: Then either our languages are abnormally similar, to the point of disbelief, or you are lying.
ON: We are trolls.
SV: øur language exısted fırst。
PO: Gayliens.
LB: Also gay is a word that used to mainly mean happy, but can be used as slang, or a alternative term, for homosexual
LB: Did trolls teach us trollian?
SV: ı am nøt sexual før humans。 whøever saıd that ıs a lıar and shøuld be hung tø death。
LB: If so, thanks for giving us a complex and dumb language. If so, we're part of the dumb language club
PO: Then was was ON on about earlier?
SV: abøut what?
SV: well, we dıdn't gıve yøu the nøn-human-sexual wørds。
LB: Well there are of course going to be differences
PO: About me being Lesbian for you?
PO: Because I am not that.
PO: Sorry.
ON: e)-(em..
LB: We developed with out direct interference, so why would our slang line up with your own?
LB: It's a miracle we can speak as well as we can now
SV: øf cøurse yøu're nøt human-sexual før me。 ı am nøt a human。
LB: But anyways, as possibly fascinating this dialogue could be, let us return to the point. What game?
PO: Is SV a lesbian?
ON: You are really test¡ng my past¡ness.
SV: nø, ı am nøt human-sexual før humans。 ı just lıke tø watch humans ın ıntımate states øut øf curıøsıty。
SV: før scıence。
PO: Er...
LB: That's fine
ON: ¡gnore )-(¡m
PO: I am pretty sure that makes him a Lesbian.
PO: Oh. Him?
LB: Males cannot be lesbian
PO: I know that.
PO: Just realised.
SV: well, my bulge ıs møre dømınant than my nøøk。 ı am a hım。
LB: Unless they identify as women supposedly, but that is something I'd rather not get into
PO: Ew.
ON: ew w)-(at?
PO: I have no idea what those things are, but please do not enlighten me.
SV: yøu're the øne tø talk!
SV: yøu cømpletely lack a bulge。
LB: Humans have one sexual organ per gender. You have both makes you hermaphrodatic in our eyes, or both genders
PO: So he is a lesbian?
SV: dıd yøu løse yøur bulges at yøur hatchıng?
LB: No
PO: That's the umbilical cord, you moron.
SV: umbılı-what?
ON: w)-(a?
LB: Females are not born with phalluses, instead we are born with an orifice designed to have a phallus inserted
LB: But again
LB: What about a game?
PO: I am not sure I want to play this game anymore.
SV: ıt's a fun game。
ON: Very fun game
ON: It w¡ll br¡ng you closer as fr¡ends
PO: I am sure it is. But it does not seem like my kind of game.
PO: Too many phalluses.
SV: ı døn't have tø enter yøur nøøk unless yøu ask me tø。
LB Does it involve dead horses and contemplation at the differences between our races physical and linguistic concepts? If so, I will leave now as I believe I have already won.
PO: I am going to go.
SV: nø。
SV: ıt døesn't ınvølve dead hørses。
SV: ør phalluses。
SV: ør dead hørse phalluses。
LB: The third one was not an option, but I appreciate that idea
ON: s¡g)-(
SV: nø ınsertıøn ıs needed unless ı have yøur cønsent。
SV: and ı wøn't dø ıt anyways, because ı am already cøncupıscent wıth ØN。
ON: ...
SV: øh yeah, the game。
ON: rem¡nd me to send you a slap
SV: ı apøløgıze ı gøt carrıed away。
SV: ı deserve that slap。
ON: you do
LB: You have five minutes before I disconnect and return to my practice. Expedite your description
SV: ıt's a buıldıng game。
LB: What do you build?
SV: yøur høuse and the unıverse。
ON: yes!
LB: Explain
ON: you bu¡ld and ~sea lands of wonders and t)-(¡ngs
ON: and..¡f ¡t ¡s not you w)-(om plays..
ON: ¡t w¡ll be someone else
LB: Sounds like the standard affair for a fantasy game. Why would alien gods tell us about this if they are merely going to advertise a benal game
ON: because...
ON: t)-(¡s ¡s not a game t)-(at all know of..
ON: your land ¡ns¡de...¡t ¡s d¡e¡ng..
SV: the game delves ıntø realıty。
LB: Why would I care about this land? And so it has a mild theme of reality analysis. I would hope such a game would have something mentally stimulating
SV: the game alløws me tø send yøu stuff。
SV: lıke ın real lıfe。
LB: The horse head I assume was proof of this and how you obtained Godhood?
SV: yes, that ıs pretty much the case。
LB: And any who play this game can gain these powers?
SV: yes。
LB: What did you sacrifice for them?
SV: nøthıng。 nø sacrafıce… just hard wørk。
ON: Muc)-( work yes
ON: very wort)-( ¡t.
LB: And why would you have us, four random humans of varying ages bordering teenage, play a game that would lead to god hood?
ON: Because, ¡f we do not, you all w¡ll be gone.
ON: your )-(uman race w¡ll no longer l¡ve
SV: hønestly, yøu are the fırst humans we came upøn。
LB: There's the catch. So basically, we either play the game, or die as someone else does
ON: Sadly yes..
LB: Well then I have no choice then now do I?
SV: nø, yøu døn't。
SV: well, yøu have the chøıce tø lıve ør dıe, but that ısn't really a chøıce, ıs ıt?
LB: Well, I do, but I'd rather not end my existance now. To much practice to have yet be done
ON: T)-(ats t)-(e spr¡te
LB: Sure, that is a phrase that can be connected to this situation.
LB: So how do we start?
ON: Well
ON: we wa¡t.
ON: for now ¡t ¡s not t¡me.
ON: W)-(en t)-(e t¡me comes, you w¡ll know
LB: That sounds incredibly annoying. But okay. We will be the first to obtain the game?
SV: yes。
SV: ı ımagıne yøu'll be the fırst。
ON: you w¡ll be...¡ t)-(¡nk maybe t)-(e only?
ON: only ones?
ON: ¡ am unsure
SV: ı'd actually prefer yøu tø be the fırst human tø actually be ın-game, LB。
LB: That is good. Unfortunate for others, but whatever
SV: gøød then。
LB: Why?
SV: welcøme back, PØ。
LB: Why do I need to be first?
SV: because ı lıke the ıdea øf ømega beıng the alpha as well。
ON: I w¡ll be back ¡n a moment or two..
SV: økay。
LB: Omega being the alpha? What does this mean?
SV: nøthıng før nøw。
SV: yøu'll fınd øut ın tıme。
LB: I prefer to find out now
SV: that requıres dıagrams that ı døn't feel lıke wrıtıng øut。
LB: Hmm, can you not explain what you mean by omega and alpha?
SV: ı'd rather nøt currently。
LB: Sigh, well then. It does not matter I supposed I would prefer to enter first anyways
SV: alrıght then。
SV: ı wıll be back。
SV: ı must make tea。
SV: ı have returned。
SV: huh, ıt seemed they left durıng my tea-break。
LB: Alright then
SV: øh, yøu're back?
LB: Never left
SV: øh, my bad。
LB: How was the tea?
SV: gøød。 ı ønly make gøød tea。
LB: I would hope, as being only able to make bad tea ruins the point of tea, unless one takes pleasure in the taste of bad tea
SV: yøu're gettıng ıt。
SV: waıt, yøu have tea øn yøur planet?
LB: So then, what can you tell me of the game that'll help me later.
LB: And yes, In fact, a revolution that lead to the creation of one of the biggest and most powerful nations on our planet started with Tea involved
SV: あなたは古代の東アジア言語の前に知っているのですか？^Ø
LB: I apologize, I cannot read Japanese
SV: japanese?
LB: Eastern island nation
SV: øh, ı guess yøu døn't have a cøncept øf beførus sø yøu wøuldn't have an ıdea øf theır ancıent language。
SV: tell me abøut thıs eastern ısland natıøn。
LB: It's a small island nation that was once and imperial power with highly advanced military and an extreme
LB: Amount of national pride
SV: døes ıt stıll exıst?
LB: They believed themselves the only ones who could conquer the Asian countries and eventually the world due to how superior they believed their culture was.
LB: Yea
SV: they're lıke a mødern human versıøn øf ancıent east beførus。 ^
LB: However, that nation I mention earlier with the tea, created and deployed two weapons of mass destruction on two of their major cities after months of long and brutal island to island warfare that forced them to surrender fearing anniahlatjon. Thus, they were remade as a representative democracy, and disallowed to have an army for a long period of time. They have recently been building up a personal defense force though, and this is allowed under the constitution the have which was written by the nation that forced their surrender
LB: They are however very strong as a cultural influence in the modern world, with their animation, technology, culture, and business practices.
LB: Also their nation is viewed as one of the most beautiful to see and experience
SV: anımatıøn and culture?!
SV: ı must knøw møre。
LB: Yes
LB: as well as pornagraphy
LB: Do you have access to our internet?
SV: yes。
SV: what shøuld ı search før?
LB: I suggest then, to search it for articles pertaining to a nation known as Japan. Also, anime if you are interested in their animation
SV: thank yøu, human。
LB: Lily
SV: thank yøu sø much, Lıly。
LB: You are welcome. And since you are already researching human clture, feel free to research something called Ballet. It is also a large cultural influence in our worlds collective culture, and has been so much longer then Japan has been
SV: ı'm stıll researchıng thıs "anıme" thıng。
PO: Hi again.
SV: hellø。
PO: I talked to the sea queen goddess and she clarified some stuff.
SV: alrıght then。
SV: dø all humans gø tø schøøl?
ON: All ¡s well.
PO: Yes.
PO: Ideally.
SV: dø yøu all wear unıførms as they dø ın yøur human anıme?
PO: Unless you are in a messed up country where there is war and famine stopping you from going to school.
LB: No, not all. All schools in Japan do though. Japan takes their students representing the school seriously
PO: I wear a uniform.
ON: Interest¡ng
SV: døes ıt represent the unıførm øf a human saılør?
PO: Nah, it's a skirt and a blouse and jumper.
ON: )-(m.
LB: No, sailor uniforms in the military usually look quite different
ON: ¡nterest¡ng
PO: Or a dress in the summer.
LB: I do not know why they are called sailor uniforms
SV: because the saılør named Møøn wears øne, ı assume。
ON: o)-(!
LB: I am unsure if sailor moon is the source or a product of the name
PO: Is that an alien thing?
PO: Are you from the moon?
SV: nø, ıt ıs frøm yøur human anıme。
LB: They are referring to the magical girl anime, sailor moon
ON: t)-(¡s ¡s ¡nterest¡ng stuff
LB: While a good majority is of poor quality, anime does tend to have objectively high quality shows
PO: What's an anime?
LB: I would suggest, if interested, to watch some highly recommended shows
SV: dø yøu suggest any partıcular anıme?
LB: Japanese styled cartoons
LB: And no. I don't watch much. If I had to suggest one, purely due to music score being quite interesting to dance to, is either Madoka magika, or angel beats.
LB: But again, very little experience. I just care for those as they have thus far proven the only ones to keep me even partially interested
PO: I don't speak Japanese, sorry.
SV: hey, ØN, can we fınd Japanese kıds ınstead?
ON: SV!
ON: T)-(ey are ¡n )-(ere w¡t)-( us, t)-(ey can ~sea you typ¡ng!
SV: well, they shøuld learn Japanese。
ON: o)-( my cod
ON: we are already )-(ere, t)-(¡s ¡s w)-(ere t)-(ey broug)-(t us
ON: so t)-(ey are t)-(e r¡g)-(t k¡ds
SV: aw, alrıght。
LB: Where we brought you?
ON: .....
ON: e)-(em
LB: There is much you are not telling us
SV: the game ıs uh, just very cønfusıng。
SV: and yøu lıke mental puzzles, cørrect?
LB: I like Ballet
SV: ıf we just flat øut tøld yøu, ıt wøuldn't be as fun, wøuld ıt?
PO: I like computers. And gardening. And not SV.
LB: I would prefer you told me everything involving a game that will lead to the extinction of my race
PO: Platonicly.
SV: uh, ı >> yøu tøø, PØ。
SV: øh, økay。
PO: Yeah, ON cleared that up.
SV: what are yøu curıøus abøut then, LB?
ON: e)-(em
LB: What did you mean you said we brought you
SV: ı hønestly døn't knøw what ØN meant by that。
SV: ı feel she shøuld clarıfy that。
ON: T)-(e fart)-(est r¡ng
ON: ¡s t)-(at not w)-(at )-(elped you f¡nd t)-(em SV/
ON: ?
SV: øh, yes, that。
ON: t)-(ey
SV: ı mean, ı cøuld have chøse øther humans。
LB: You didn't though, if you were brought to us
SV: what brøught me here ıs nøne øf yøur busıness。
SV: well, brøught me tø yøu humans。
LB: It entirely is
SV: ı was attracted tø yøu。
SV: lıke a magnet。
SV: lıke ıt was by chance。
ON: t)-(ey
SV: ı just chøse yøu randømly。
SV: what abøut them?
ON: ¡ am sure t)-(ey po¡nted you to t)-(em
ON: t)-(ey )-(ave t)-(e¡r reasons
ON: you know t)-(¡s
SV: øh yes, that。 ı assume yes。
SV: that。
LB: Do you know why? And who "they" are?
SV: uh, nø ı døn't knøw why appearently。
ON: w)-(y. no
ON: w)-(o yes
SV: and they wøuld be hørrørterrørs。
ON: oooo t)-(ey make my f¡ns flutter
LB: Horror terrors? Like those Eldritch horrors spoken about in lovecraftian tales of cosmic terror
SV: ı guess sø。
SV: but they aren't tales。
SV: ı happen tø be theır lørd as well。
LB: you are lord of the Horror terrors?
SV: ı'm the lørd øf vøıd。
ON: UGH! ¡ must be off, ¡ ~s)-(ell be back, t)-(e bunn¡es need me... you two..play n¡ce.
SV: that happens tø ınclude hørrørterrørs。
SV: alrıght, ØN。
LB: Hmm, that is interesting. What sort of powers do you gain as a Lord of Void
PO: Void powers?
SV: ı dømınate øbscurıty and the øbscure。
PO: Horse corpse summoning?
SV: and dømınate wıth ıt。
SV: there's a gøød reasøn tø nøt mess wıth me ør my matesprıt。
LB: I assume you're matespeite is a term for your girlfriend or wife?
SV: prøbably。
PO: Yes.
SV: ı døn't knøw thøse wørds。
SV: øh, ıt ıs?
SV: ıs that what ØN saıd?
LB: I wouldn't know
SV: lıke, ı belıeve ØN tøld PØ ıf PØ ıs sayıng that wıth sø much certaınty。
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- [/color]SV: but ı have føund sømethıng beautıful。
ON: o)-(
SV: the green text øne, Lıly, has tøld me øf the best thıng humans have tø øffer。
ON: o)-(?
SV: they have Ancıent Eastern Beførus, but ıt ıs mødern før them, and ıt ıs called Japan。
SV: and they have a style øf anımatıøn。
ON: also t)-(e black text, Jod¡, speaks of )-(av¡ng a ausp¡t¡ce between you. w¡t)-( me watc)-(¡ng over and keep¡ng you bot)-( from )-(urt¡ng one anote)-(r.
SV: alrıght, because wıth yøu, ı wøuld kıll her。
SV: *wıthøut
ON: t)-(en ¡t ¡s s)-(ettled
SV: ı am addıcted tø thıs "Japan" style øf anımatıøn called "anıme" sø far。
ON: o)-( my.
ON: So
ON: t)-(ey only )-(ave t)-(e matespr¡te quadrent
SV: øh, ı must have gøtten wrøng ınførmatıøn。
ON: ¡ ~sea
ON: be¡ng n¡ce ¡s )-(arrrrd work..
SV: yes, ıt ıs。
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