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PostSubject: Pawnswap IC (closed)   Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:05 pm

Four humans find a mysterious box on their doorsteps. Inside is enclosed a letter and a never before seen game titled "Sburb".

Here is the letter:
¡t all began w¡th a spark, an explos¡on. A planet ¡n the dark~Ness (...) of w)-(at we call space. A galaxy. A )-(ome… A )-(ome to )-(umans and t)-(e¡r fam¡l¡es. T)-(is planet is called Eart)-(. W)-(at t)-(ey don't know ¡s today ¡s the end of t)-(eir l¡ves as t)-(ey know ¡t. Today beg¡ns some~f¡n greater than t)-(em...

But fear not, for among you l¡ve cods. (gøds). Cods (gøds) of great power and w¡sdom. T)-(ey alone ~s)-(ell be your sav¡ours. T)-(ey alone w¡ll stand and aga¡nst the odds and t)-(ey will succumb. Though t)-(ey may leave you be)-(¡nd, you ~s)-(ell rema¡n ¡n the )-(eart of t)-(e world, stardust, so fear not, for someday you ~s)-(ell be reborn (øh, these metaphørs). And w)-(en the ~t¡d comes, you may f¡nd your~s)-(ellf with a mysterious game a mysterıøus parcel upon your doorstep…

anyways… wøw ı suck at narrative, empress。

Must you mess w¡t)-( my story?

ı am nøt trying tø sabøtage yøu。ı am simply trying tø clarıfy and de-clarıfy things vıa edıts。

E~f¡s)-( my ass…..we speak not of t)-(¡s fa¡led pun…

efish? I knøw yøu have better puns。 are yøu just øff yøur røll tøday?

¡T WAS MEANT TO BE ED¡TS PUNNNNNNNN D
øh. ı apøløgıze。 ı was blınd tø what ıs clearly the møst masterful øf puns。

~Water you ¡mply¡ng… anyways, you ~reelly don’t t)-(¡nk you can narrate...l¡ke at all?

ı wasn’t tryıng tø ımply anything。ı was explıcıtly statıng that ı cøuldn’t see the beauty øf ıt.

Your apology ¡s accepted. ~Water we do¡ng )-(ere again?

yøu ınsısted øn narratıng thıs før søme reasøn。 ı døn’t even knøw。 ı just wanted tø keep the chıldren ıgnørant。

O)-(.....S)-(¡t..  ~Water we even wr¡t¡ng to t)-(em for anyways?

før the sake øf mystery, ı guess (ıt’s sımpler ıf we just say mystery)。

O)-(....Now w)-(at?

ı can nøt see why we are even døıng a letter。we mıght as well fınısh ıt, ı guess? ıt’s hønestly just less cønfusıøn if ı just leave yøu wıth ignørance tø why。

F¡n…. Well )-(uman, ~sea you soon.

ı guess ı’ll see yøu later, humans。btw, ı was makıng sıght puns the whøøøøle tıme。^D

Wa¡t w)-(at?!?! ¿:C

well, ı døn’t have eyes anymøre。

You were ~seacretly out punn¡ng me?

yes。før many sweeps nøw。^)

...I have nu~f¡n to say to you….

waıt。yøu dıdn’t knøw?

Who sa¡d ¡ didn’t know!!

øh gøg。ı’m sø sørry。yøu’re gøıng tø have tø decapıtate me。^(

Claim up!!

Alrıght, humans。see yøu… ı mean, nøt see… uh… bye。

And t)-(en the g¡ll saw t)-(em..and t)-(en she YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….ehem...bye.




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PostSubject: Re: Pawnswap IC (closed)   Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:15 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Pawnswap IC (closed)   Sun Apr 17, 2016 8:53 pm

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