Quick! There's no time to explain!

A young troll stands in her room. It is a day of no significance whatsoever, apart from being the day that she stands up. She is too tired to tell you her name, so you will just have to guess.

-==> Enter name

Never mind, she just woke up. It would've been fun naming her, but she might not like that you were going to name her Nolife Lazyfuck.

-==> Ask for her name

Your name is Lunaea Cresci. You just woke up from one of your infinite naps. Boy do you like to sleep. Sleep is all you ever do. No one could beat you in a sleep-off. You are simply the best there is. Your trolltag is lunarEmissary and you type only Capitalizing the letter C. What do you do?

-==> Recall dream

One of the best things about sleeping is the little golden dream world that you made for yourself. You love looking into the clouds and seeing the future. However you don't always remember what you see, today being no exception.

-==> Sleep for another hour

Let's be someone else while she sleeps.

-==>Be Active Boy

A human boy moves about actively in his room.  He is not cleaning because he will do that later.  He is practicing with his special chain-scythes.  

-==>Enter Name

You start to type a name like Stoopid McFatbutt, but the boy suddenly stops and points the chain scythes your direction.  You then proceed to go get some cheese and grapejuice from your mini Fridge, and start to chow down.  

-==>Ask Name

Your name is Lyhn Backster, you were just practicing with your chain-scythes which is one of your favorite things to do.  Some of your other things you like to do is watch anime, read novels about people falling in love, read novels about dragons, eating cheese and drinking grape juice (which is the best kind of juice), and thinking about anything involving time travel.  Your pesterchum tag is Chronolink and you don't care about whether your grammar is correct or not.

-==>Stop Talking about Yourself

You decide you have talked about yourself enough. Though you did want to mention the purple place you visited last night in your dreams, and how it made you won....

-==>STOP!

ok you are going to stop now and be somebody else.

==> Be that one under the sea.

Idiot. You can't be under the sea right now! Octodad is too busy ripping your hive up and rebuilding it! Be above the water, dumbass.

==> Enter your name, dumbass.

You have a name, though the narrator decides it'd be more amusing to say, give you a stupid one. Like Dicklick Shithead. This is not your name. The narrator is then carried off to be taken care of.

A new narrator takes their predecessor's place.

==> Real name.

Your name is AUSIUS KAVALA. You are a fuchsia blooded troll male.

Time to be you.

==> Be yourself.

You are now the Fuchsia blood. You have a variety of interests, like COMMUNING WITH THE LAND DWELLERS, of whom are subservient to you. You're the best of the best in your society's PSUEDO-FEUDAL CASTE SYSTEM. Though you are not the HIGHEST OF THE HIGH, as you are sadly, a MALE. You love your empress, of whom you could be the descendant of, if you were female. Like, you have ALL OF HER SIGNS and EVERYTHING. But you're male so that doesn't matter.

You enjoy MINDGAMES. Those such events would not be of any true importance in the NEAR FUTURE. You have spontaneous desires to do things, like say, slap someone that you just met. Or kill someone. Most of the time these impulses prove to be VITAL TO YOUR SURVIVAL, though you SECOND GUESS YOURSELF ALL THE TIME. You aren't the most DRIVEN of the trolls. You're kinda like, maybe a 3 or four... but you really just have LOW FUCKING SELF ESTEEM. You hate yourself because you ARE A BOY and not a GIRL.

In a society where females are on top, being a HIGHEST OF THE HIGH and being a STUPID UGLY MALE isn't that nice. So you have fun IMAGINING YOU WERE A GIRL. Like playing some PSUEDO-DND TROLL KNOCKOFF as your favorite OC Eldeba Norrin, a fuchsia blooded cleric.

You do have SOME FRIENDS however. Though you don't know if they are just ACTING LIKE YOUR FRIENDS or are REALLY YOUR CLOSEST COMPANIONS. Two of which are trolls, a couple others being... humans. Your sneer at the thought of humans. They are so backwards compared to your FAR BETTER SPECIES. Like, they are pink, they have two genders, and they don't even have grubs! They have... babies. The thought of babies sickens you to a point where it might be best to go and kill yourself.

But you can't really kill yourself, now can you? Gods know you've tried SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE. But something always happens to which you CANNOT GET KILLED, regardless of your CHOICE ON THE MATTER.

Regardless of this, you have a job to do. You have a feeling that there will be events of GRAVE IMPORTANCE TO YOUR SPECIES AS A WHOLE, and same for those SOFT PINK FLESHED WEIRDOS. Your trollian account is androgynousCullerfish, though your friends would know this already, being your friends. An impulse drives you to talk to the sleepy one. You do so.

==> Troll lunarEmissary.

androgynousCullerfish has begun trolling lunarEmissary
AC: Lunaea, my dear, I would very much appreciate it if you would respond to this chat.
AC: Granted that you are awake, that is. If not, I am terribly sorry.
AC: I have a feeling that you may not be.

==> Time to be someone else of MAJOR importance to this plot.

You are now Lunaea again. You just had the worst dream. You remember all the clouds all leading in the same direction: apocalypse. And all because of one game.

Oh, someone's pestering you.

-==> Answer

LE: you are one luCky son of a bitCh ausius
LE: i just woke up

You are now Lyhn again.  You decide that you should probably stop eating so much cheese because you want to save some for later.  You also decide that you should see who is on pesterchum.  You look and see that Ausius and Lunaea are online.

-==>Pester Ausius and Lunaea

You randomly decide to pester Ausius and Lunaea

Chronolink joined the conversation

CL:hey guys what ya talkin bout

LE: both of you download this and this
LE: it is an awesome game Called sburb
LE: i need people to play it with
LE: Can you guys play it with me?

((BTW arrows have been changed from -==> to ===>))

==> Be Suddenly Bombarded By Third Troll

You are suddenly bombarded by another troll kid, much to your complete surprise. Surely no one expected that to happen at all. He stands in the room completely alone, and you can tell from the look on his face that he means serious business. Better be careful with this dude, and try not to piss him off or something.

==> Piss Off Troll Boy

Well now that's no way to make friends now is it? Thankfully for you though, it seems this serious dude of seriousness takes your more than likely racially derogatory slurs, and tosses them over his shoulder... metaphorically of course. Looks like you were wrong about this one, perhaps he is more laid back than his looks might suggest.

==> Enter Name

You fail to enter name. Almost immediately before you even attempt to write down some degrading gibberish you are shot down... quite literally, by a maelstrom of blazing fuckin fires. Well shit. Perhaps you should take back what you said about being laid back, this motherfucker doesn't take shit! He is stone cold stoic, with sick fires to lay down.

Perhaps we should come back to this guy later, and pick up that conversation we so suddenly interrupted. Let him cool off a little before we resume his part of the story.

===>Be Human again

You start to wonder about this game but think it must be just your indecisivness again.

===>Start downloading game

You decide for reasons that are totally your own that you had better start downloading the game, because it will probably be a pretty big file to download. You click on the link and the file starts downloading extremely slowly. You are glad that you are one of the few humans who decided to actually make friends with trolls, and not give in to social stereotypes. Screw stereotypes.

===>Be somebody else

You decide that you should be somebody else whatever that means.

==> Interrupt

Oh, dammit, not another one. A human boy has demanded attention. He is jittering about in his room and constantly shuffling a deck of cards.

==> Just tell us his name

Quite right. You are JACK BRIDGES. You love MAGIC, especially card tricks, and you have a knack for REALLY PISSING PEOPLE OFF. You love it when someone falls into a glorious trap of yours and he can't ever sit still.

==> Open a chat

You decide to open up a chat to whoever will respond.

[HJ]: Hellooooooo? Is anyone out there?

You are suddenly Lunaea again.

===> Finish chatting with Ausius and Lyhn

LE: bye guys! have fun
lunarEmissary [LE] stopped trolling androgynousCullerfish [AC] and Chronolink [CL]

===> Answer

It seems like another one of your friends is pestering/trolling you.

lunarEmissary [LE] responded to chat

LE: hey jaCk
LE: hows the day going for ya

==> Be Ausius again.

Oh my goooood, people just talk all the time.

Though you were pleased that Lunaea was awake. Often at times she slept for too long. And gods, did younot like that. You knew that the more she slept, the more danger she was in... somehow. Maybe you should warn her?

==> Warn the Rogue.

AC: Yes, yes, I know I am lucky. More that my choice to talk to you coincided with you being awake.
AC: Regardless of this, you should be aware that the more you slumber, the greater the danger is for you. For all of us, really.
AC: Trust me. I have a feeling it wouldn't be good.
AC: Anyways, have you started to dream about that golden place again?

So many questions, so little time! He just hated having to deal with people that weren't as intuitive as he was. Which was no one else, really.

Though, you seem to be pestered by one of your human 'buds'... Oh dear.

It was THAT one.

androgynousCullerfish is being pestered by cronoLink
AC: Oh, salutations, Lyhn. How are you as of late?
AC: I hope that you are well.

You frown as Lunaea sent you that... link. Often at times you wouldn't click something like that, out of fear it was a virus of some sort. Then again, you had a feeling this was of grave importance.

AC: Alright... but why? I do not understand.

Clicking the links, you get this weird logo loading in the background. Might as well ignore it for now.

==> Ask Lunaea about the city, you fool.

Which city? On the planet or the one in her dreams? Maybe both?

You frown, not that amused.

AC: Although I regret to say this, Lunaea, I have had a dream of a place which seems to be an antithesis to your gilded citadel.
AC: A place of semi-eternal darkness, with purple spires and... It's just odd.

Though she stopped trolling you before you could respond completely.

You hate people with a passion.

==> Be someone else?

Spoiler:

==>Be Lyhn

Wait a second Lunaea was also seeing that place in his dreams what the heck!

==>Pester Lunaea

That is probably a good idea.  Who knows why you have seen the same place in your dreams.

Chronolink began pestering androgynousCullerfish
CL: wait Lunaea I think I have seen that exact same place....what do you think it means

===> Be someone else

You become someone else, You are now another troll and you are incredibly bored due the inativity and you decide to just kill some time by doing some shenanigans, lets begin with something simple.

===> Enter name

The troll politely refuses and decides to introduce herself.

Your name is Lambda Trinta. You really enjoy gaming and are often cheerful and respectful, you tend to listen to others most of the time, unless you feel offended, then your personality takes quite a sarcastic  tone and it could eventually become outright aggressive, you tend to calm yourself down by counting up to thirty.

Your quirk is related to the number thirty. And of course you type on the color of your blood. And your weapon and tool of choise would always be the Crowbar.

===> Show your typing quirk to the audience.
"i am tλping right n0w, s0  λ0u can haΛe a l00k."

Well that last shenanigan was pointless because they would ended up seeing it anyways, you decide instead to interact with someone.

===>Interact with someone.

numericalBaryon [NB] began trolling duelingThoughts [DT]

NB:H3ll0, i h0p3 λ0u ar3 ha3Λing a nic3 daλ.
NB:I haΛ3 b33n b0r3d lat3lλ, anλthing int3r3sting happ3ning f0r y0u?

==> Respond to your open chat

Someone responded to your chat. One of your troll buddies. They're always interesting.

[HJ]: Luna! Good to hear from you, man!
[HJ]: Hey, did you get your copy of Sburb yet? Mine's sitting on my desk right now.

===> Be oblivious to Lyhn

You are Lunaea, being completely oblivious to anyone trying to pester you. This is probably because no one is pestering you! It seems that he got the trolltag wrong.