Re: [Forum Adventure] Pix Oixa

by **dexterousSurvivalist** Sat May 03, 2014 6:16 pm

Chewwy wrote:==> Raid the rest of the crates for supplies.

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Jeff went though all of the remaining undiscovered boxes in the room.
What he found was:

-~-

An Apple

A Sack Doll
[With a pin inserted in its torso.]

A Book
[That has blank damp pages...]

-~-

V.M.P. wrote:==> egad, you are so low in charisma you don't even have it listed! No wonder you can't command shit!
Make a fort from the boxes and hide in there until you can use mind powers to make you less ugly or find out you have hella high charisma.

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Jeff climbs into a box and puts the lid over on top of his own head.
He then begins to concentrate hard to wonder how high his charisma is...

-~- Jeff: Stats -~-

Name: Jeff Poddins
Class: Ornithomancer
Gender: Male

Equipped: Blunt Dagger

Armour: 2
Strength: 5
Agility: 10
Stamina: 5
Intellect: 7

Dexterity: 7
Constitution: 6
Intelligence: 8
Wisdom: 7
Charisma: 11

Cardly wrote:> Take off your clothing except thy orthy pants and turn them into banages

Jeff takes off his own clothes and tares them into straps.
It seems it will take some time for him to make those 'bandages.'

by **V.M.P.** Sat May 03, 2014 7:40 pm

==>isn't agility and dexterity the same? And how the hell did you get smarter? With 11 charisma you don't need to get smarter, cuz you're damn sexy, or are you, it's fucking hard to tell what the average is, what ever, you know what? To test what is average or high lets see you attempt a backflip, a cartwheel, and a double jump.

Don't question the double jump physics, it's just useful.

by Guest Sat May 03, 2014 11:22 pm

==>Then snake into that passageway/dark thing on the right side. No that was not a typo. What I mean is you should climb back into the box after turning it upside down, and then crawling over while under and concealed by it. Do you even know where you are yet?

by **Cardly** Sun May 04, 2014 1:56 pm

> Change artstyle to something more... Homostuck-ish

by Guest Sun May 04, 2014 10:59 pm

Dude you spelled it wrong

by **dexterousSurvivalist** Tue May 13, 2014 11:46 am

Cardly wrote:> Change artstyle to something more... Homostuck-ish

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JEFF IS WELL SO FUCKING CONFUSED.
HE FLINGING FUCKING THINKS HE SHOULD NOT BELONG TO THIS ADVENTURE.
OH WHAT TABOO MISCIBLE FUCKING LIFE SO JEFF THINKS OF HIS LIFE SO FAR.

V.M.P. wrote:==>isn't agility and dexterity the same? And how the hell did you get smarter? With 11 charisma you don't need to get smarter, cuz you're damn sexy, or are you, it's fucking hard to tell what the average is, what ever, you know what? To test what is average or high lets see you attempt a backflip, a cartwheel, and a double jump.

Don't question the double jump physics, it's just useful.

WELL NOW, LET US TEST THIS STUPID FUCKING TEST SHELL WE?

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JEFF LANDS TWO FOLDS ON HIS ASS FEETS

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BUT HE SEEMS TO GIVE NO SHIT TO THE POSSIBLE OUTCOME.
OH WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.

by Guest Tue May 13, 2014 6:14 pm

> Render yourself in a more symbolic manner.

by **V.M.P.** Tue May 13, 2014 8:04 pm

==>eh, 10 seems to be pretty damn high if you can spin in definately in the air, you must be handsome as shit, like... Like Johnny depp in a porno with Leonardo decaprio, nice. Go find someone to see how pretty you are.

by **dexterousSurvivalist** Tue Jun 17, 2014 7:09 am

Alder Wand wrote:> Render yourself in a more symbolic manner.

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Jeff re-renders back into pixels again and head straight for the door.
As Jeff steps outside, he begins notice that he is to be in the far end of what looks like houses of some village. Near to him, as well. Are what looks like peasants.

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He holds the door open, wondering what to do next in amazement for where hes at.
Because unlike him. He has no living idea on how the hell he got here.

V.M.P. wrote:==>eh, 10 seems to be pretty damn high if you can spin in definately in the air, you must be handsome as shit, like... Like Johnny depp in a porno with Leonardo decaprio, nice. Go find someone to see how pretty you are.

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Jeff closes the door behind himself, from where he awoke from. And starts to give a swift glance to a nearest womenily peasant.
To his surprise, she caught the glance off from Jeff from sheer beautyness whom she quickly became overly swooned!
She simply faints from the sheer beautyness of Jeff. Both him and a near, (More old looking women peasant), now looks towards this fainted women on the ground in shock. Jeff tugs on his tee shirt collar a bit, feeling guilty on what he done. However. The women, not far from him. Looks to be giving him a mean look for what he did.

There is an awkward silence.

What shell Jeff do now in this awkward situation.

He does however. Wonder why this happened.

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