[Forum Adventure] Pix Oixa

[dexterousSurvivalist]

Pix Oixa
[Forum Adventure]



You awa-
Wait.
Is it me or is that tiny?
...
o_o''

[TheChaotic1]

==> Zoom in

[Guest]

> It isn't tiny enough.

[dexterousSurvivalist]

> It isn't tiny enough.

Oh... Okay.
That is way too tiny.

==> Zoom in

Much better...
Anyhow!
Your name is...
What is your name?
I should mention you only just woke up.

In fact.
Let me give you this.

Name:
Gender:
Class:

Up to you!!!~~~

[mangledmedic]

jim
hermaphrodite
acrobat

[Cardly]

Name: Penticle 'Stix' Sharka
Gender: Male
Class: Sheep Shagger


// Plz... Just plz...

[Guest]

Name: Jeff Poddins
Gender: Male
Class: Ornithomancer: A club wielding class that is able to befriend and commune with beavers, ducks, otters, and any possible combination of the three. It's main stats are strength and charisma.

[dexterousSurvivalist]

Name: Penticle 'Stix' Sharka
Gender: Male
Class: Sheep Shagger


// Plz... Just plz...

Shesh.
Sorry...
But no.
That's way too dirty.

Name: Jeff Poddins
Gender: Male
Class: Ornithomancer: A club wielding class that is able to befriend and commune with beavers, ducks, otters, and any possible combination of the three. It's main stats are strength and charisma.

Your name is 'Jeff Poddins' and your class is an 'Ornithomancer'.
Though unfortunately, you're a low leveled ornithomancer.
Meaning, befriending a creature of some description would be almost impossible at the current time.

[V.M.P.]

==>WELL DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW TO NOT BE LOW LEVEL AND ACTUALLY COMMAND SOME SHIT BRAINED MOTHERFUCKER BESIDES YOU? LEVEL UP! GRIND WITH SOME SHEEP WITH YOUR MASSIVE CLUB ONTO THEIR SOFT RUMPS.

[dexterousSurvivalist]

==>WELL DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW TO NOT BE LOW LEVEL AND ACTUALLY COMMAND SOME SHIT BRAINED MOTHERFUCKER BESIDES YOU? LEVEL UP! GRIND WITH SOME SHEEP WITH YOUR MASSIVE CLUB ONTO THEIR SOFT RUMPS.

Jeff walks about in the room.
He unfortunately...
Sees no wild life, let alone sheep.

[Guest]

==> Inspect those gray squares, maybe they're special.

[dexterousSurvivalist]

==> Inspect those gray squares, maybe they're special.

Jeff pats and bumps the square.
It appears to feel just like a crate.
Jeff begins to wonder if there is anything inside.

[Cardly]

> Haduken the crates open.

[dexterousSurvivalist]

> Haduken the crates open.

Ha-... What?
Jeff does not know what that spell is.
Is it a spell?
Jeff could properly open it with his bare hands instead?
Or...
Who knows...
The crates seem sturdy however...

[Guest]

==>Use your hands to get them to open!

[mangledmedic]

break the crate open with your wepon

[Cardly]

> Forget about the crates as they assemble into a mutant cheesecake crate man thing monster.

[dexterousSurvivalist]

==>Use your hands to get them to open!

break the crate open with your weapon.

> Forget about the crates as they assemble into a mutant cheesecake crate man thing monster.

Fortunately.
Jeff Does not process a weapon at this current time.
But Jeff did manage to open the crate with his bare hands.
Within this time being.
Jeff did not notice anything out of the ordinary of those boxes.
Heck.
Jeff was slightly paranoid so to speak.
But this did not trouble him as he stood there, waiting...

[Guest]

==>Lean over the open top. Find out what's inside!

[mangledmedic]

draw out the ultimate tool !!!

[V.M.P.]

==>Take out a plank from the box. Boom. I stand blundgeoting weapon. NOW GO KILL MORE BOXED FOR EXPERIENCE.

[dexterousSurvivalist]

==>Lean over the open top. Find out what's inside!

draw out the ultimate tool !!!

Jeff lent into the box.
He brings out an object.
This object turns out to be a weapon.

-~- Jeff had acquired: Blunt Dagger -~-

-~- Blunt Dagger: Stats -~-

Damage: 2 - 6
Durability: 68 / 100

Intellect: 2
Agility: 5

-~-

==>Take out a plank from the box. Boom. I stand blundgeoting weapon. NOW GO KILL MORE BOXED FOR EXPERIENCE.

Jeff had attacked and managed to remove all of the boxes lids.
He did not get any experience from the boxes however...
He stands there, unsure what to do with the now opened boxes.
Jeff goes to check his own stats upon himself.

-~- Jeff: Stats -~-

Name: Jeff Poddins
Class: Ornithomancer
Gender: Male

Equipped: Blunt Dagger

Armour: 2
Strength: 5
Agility: 10
Stamina: 5
Intellect: 7

[Cardly]

> Take off your clothing except thy orthy pants and turn them into banages

[V.M.P.]

==> egad, you are so low in charisma you don't even have it listed! No wonder you can't command shit!
Make a fort from the boxes and hide in there until you can use mind powers to make you less ugly or find out you have hella high charisma.

[Guest]

==> Raid the rest of the crates for supplies.

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