Sburb Session

You begin to strife with the imps, in the chaos one of the imps had taken away your bats! THAT BASTARD! When your done with em' he'll wish he never existed. It is highly suggested that you deploy free shit, man this shit is SO free! Oh ook its this douchebag agin.......

White text guy
So you chose to fight those imps instead.
What if I told you thats why you die?
But you already knew that.
Or already will know that.
Have a nice trip to your doom!
Haha, see this is me making a funny joke!
It was very punny! Almost a classpect

You roll your eyes at the list of terrible puns. It is suggested that you respond to him. Yeah your...not sure if you should do that. He could be a post-apocolyptic pedophile....

~Niko, it is suggested that you tell this white text guy in an extremely colorful way to flock off! You do so but instantly feel bad about it and apologize. It is also suggested that you do the same with to the Narrator. You...don't want to do that seeing as you already feel bad for telling off the white text guy. you shrug off what just happened and pursue the imp that took your Bats.~

==> Lucy, you should go swimming

Lucy, as much as she'd love to, just can't. For one, the white-text guy, Mr. VanillaMilkshake, said it was at the BOTTOM OF A RIVER!!! You weren't even sure how deep the river was or any of that. And lighting a forge? What does that even mean?

She called Mersprite and proceed to have a conversation about how to get down to her Questbed.

" { hey Mersprite do you have any tips on how to get down to my questbed or whatever it is? that milkshake guy said i should visit it! }"

"Like I know. Why did you call me out of my soak just for this? Ughh, okay, go alchemize some under water junk to make something that helps you breathe underwater. I'm going back now. COn't call me if you need me!"

==> Lucy, slap your sprite.

Okay, no, let's save that fight for later. Lucy gathered up several underwater items and looked for the alchemiter. No thanks to her bad memory, she forgot where it was.

"{ darn it. }"

Raic lays on his back and stares at the black sky. He was bored again, even though he had just killed an army of imps. He gets up and decides to explore. You pull out your iPhone and log on to Pesterchum, actually wanting someone to bother you.