Gamma Session

GC: IS THAT WHAT TH3 L3V3LS AR3 F0R?
GC: B3CAUS3 I'M 0N L3V3L FIV3!

> Collect grist
You do that and you thank the fact that new levels allow you to hold more grist
>Tell your friends that you can go to your land now

GC: GUYS I CAN G0 THR0UGH MY P0RTAL
GC: ANY LAST THINGS I SH0ULD D0?
GC: B3F0R3 I G0 THR0UGH T0 MY LAND?

GC: 0H D3AR R3ALLY? I'LL D0 MAGIC!
GC: THAT S0UND S00000 C00L
GC: T0 C00L F0R S0M30N3 LIK3 M3 SUR3LY!
GC: I'LL G0 ASK MY SPRIT3 AB0UT STUFF B3F0R3 I G0!

>Question sprite
Holy poop she hasn't stopped talking yet!
You listen in and she is talking about your land


WIZSPRITE: When you enter your land it will be accustom to your aspect and quest. Depending on your title your land will vary. Blahahahahahaahahahaahahah

>Give up on listening
You scurry up the stairs and are faced by the portal
Well
Here goes nothing!
>Jump through!
You jump through and,
Where are you?
Everything's dark
And the temperature has decreased
You should have made a jacket!
You facepalm and go to find your Alchewhatsit
>Make a jacket
You combine your T-Shirt with some fur the imps have been leaving around and get the
FLUFFSHIRT
Basically a jacket with your symbol on it
>Pull out glowing sword
You pull out your sword and stifle a scream
Is that a
Salamander?

(Sorry I missed a lot! School and stuff, knowhaimsayin?)

==> Prototype with something close. Something you trust.

As Enidia said, you try to think of something you trust. Something dead? The only dead thing you have is your bother's pet goldfish that died last week. He's too lazy to flush it down the toilet, so it's been floating in its bowl in your bro's room and creating a horrible odor. You make your bro keep his door shut at all times.

==> Brave the smell and ger the fish.

You must. FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY. THIS. ENDS. HERE. You hurriedly scamper into your bro's room, your nose buried in your elbow. You can still smell that dead fish odor. While gagging on the smell, you use the fish net to scoop the goldfish out of the bowl. With a mighty [mental] roar, you fling it into the sprite, which followed you.

With a flash of light, the sprite changes. It now has a goldfish head. You decide to call it the sprite version of the ridiculous name your bro gave it. Sushisprite.

Sushisprite: glub blub blub

You really hated that fish. You don't know why you prototyped it.

Sushisprite: hurry up and enter the medium
Sushisprite: dumbass

You hate that stupid fish. But he is your sprite, and you should listen to him.

You still have the ball that the Alchemiter made in your hand. You still have no idea what to do with it. You are still very frustrated.

==> Take your frustration out on the ball.

You pull your arm back and throw the ball as hard as you can. It hits the wall, bounces off, and hits you square in the nose.

Yeah, sports were never your thing.

Your hand instinctively goes up to your nose and holds it in pain. When you look back up, you see different scenery through the window. There are bubbles everywhere, and... clocks?

This is the Medium?

GC: YAY LULU IS IN TH3 M3DIUM!
GC: I HAV3 S0M3 GRIST I'LL US3 T0 START BUILDING UP WITH LULU!
GC: KILL S0M3 IMPS S0 I CAN G3T M0R3 TH0UGH!

>Ignore Salamander for now
How are you supposed to do that!
He is staring at you questionably and making weird clicking noises!
>Block your ears
You stuff fur in them and roll your eyes
You can still kinda hear
>Start building
You switch your glasses to computer mode and transfer your grist to Lulu
You begin constructing a feeble staircase towards what appears to be her portal

==> alex take out phone and notice that you have missed a lot of messages

Oh damn you missed a lot


WK: Hey i would like to know my 'god tier'
WK: altough that is not the most nessesary thing

==>Get intrested in this talk about god like powers
"how am i supposed to attain this god tier you are speaking about Enidia?"
==>Remember you leveled up
You remember you leveled up a few times, but you don't remember how often, since you were hurrying up

Does anybody even know what happened to Orfeus anymore? ==>

Well, his hive looks very hot at the momen-- oh hey!

THERE'S A METEOR, ORFEUS! ==>

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AB:͡ I̧ HA͠VEŅT ̕EVEN̴ ̷ST͜AŖTE͝D̷ ́YE͞T!̡
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AB: ̧I͏ A̧M G͠ǪIŅG T̴O͝ ̢S̴UPER ͞D̡IĘ
AB:̀ ͞I D҉O̶NT K̵N̵O̶W ̷W̵HAT T͡O DO͏!̕

> Kaia: Consider own title.

This is one situation in which you do want to talk to Odiferoussprite. He's starting to settle down, anyway. Starting to.

KAIA: Odiferoussprite.
KAIA: Do you know my title?
KAIA: Just asking.
KAIA: Can't hurt to know.
KAIA: I mean, I would find out soon enough anyway.
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: oh, that?
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: i don't know how i know
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: but you're the seer of heart Kaia
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: and that's supposed to mean something i guess but really you don't have to worry about it right now!
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: also i don't think i'm allowed to tell you :(
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: but the important thing is you have to help your friends now.
KAIA: Okay.
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: ribbit.
ODIFEROUSSPRITE: oh god why am i ribbiting?!

> Realize that Odiferoussprite is right.

Argh argh argh see you've wasted so much time.

OA: Hold on, Orfeus.
OA: Don't worry.
OA: You need to connect to some people.
OA: You need a server, right?
OA: So I'd recommend WK to connect to you.
OA: Then the mysterious guy.
OA: Then Ragnar.
OA: Don't close the loop just yet.

=> Be the clown boy.
You.. Are not... A FUCKING.... CLOWN!!!!!

=> Okay then, contact session mate.
Fine. You log into pesterchum via iPod and contack [WK] via private chat.

SS: WK.
SS: I know you don't know me, but we need to change that if we want to survive.
SS: I scanned the memo, it seems that we have to enter the second loop.
SS: I'll connect to you as your server, that way I'll be put at the end of the loop, and you connect to this...
SS: Orpheus, that is his name right?
SS: If I'm lucky, I'll be able to connect soon.
SS: Just be wary.
SS: You may not understand this but...
SS: Sleeping With Sirens is playing and Sis is coming.

=> Silan: Assail rogue.
What rogue? You are fairly sure that there is no- HOLY SHIT IT'S SIS!!!

=> [S] Strife.
Sadly this is a text-based RPG and you cannot insert an animation. Although you do feel a blinding pain in your cheek. The leathery brunt of Sis' whip. You know it all to well.

==> Alex realise someone is trying to contact you

You notice that someone is indeed trying to contact you, you then decided to tell the memo group about that before you respond to the mysterious person


WK: uhm hey guys someone is trying to contact me
WK: i still have not read the messages
WK: give me a fucking second

==> read the message

you read it and you don't fully understand other than he is willing to help you. You open the memo again and tell the group


WK: hey guys the person seems to be willing to help me
WK: At least i fucking hope i was reading it correctly
WK: after that i think i might be able to connect to orfeus
WK: at least that is what the mysterious person is telling me
WK: also he said something wierd
WK: here let me po)st it
WK: SS: Sleeping With Sirens is playing and Sis is coming.
WK: anyways i just wanted to ask if i should actually trust him?WK: either way i am going to respond to him

==> Alex respond to mysterious person


WK: hello?
WK: who the f/uck are you?
WK: also g^etting help
WK: Would> be really apreciated

>Have panic attack
You start breathing heavily and sit down
This can't be happening!
You are going to be responsible for your friends death!
>Suck it up and help
You stand up and grit your teeth
Nope
No one is dying
Not on your watch
>Have an awesome action montage
You whip over and grab your sword from the adorable salamander and hand it your old one
You switch one of your glasses to computer mode and rapidly build up for Lulu while collecting grist from giant wandering imps
After a few minuted you switch your computer lens to the trollian tab and troll WK while still fighting


GC: S0M30N3 IS M3SSAGING Y0U?
GC: Y0U HAV3 T0 R3SP0ND QUICKLY
GC: PR3TTY MUCH 3V3RY0N3 WH0 HAV3N'T 3NT3R3ED YET IS D3P3NDING 0N IT
GC: JUST PL3AS3 R3SP0ND T0 TH3 P3RS0N QUICKLY 8(


You continue your awesome strife with the monsters, your salamander friend bravely backing you up.
>Level up for totally awesome montage
You quickly reach level six and then some
>Build some more for Lulu
You continue building up and the stairs slowly but surely start to approach the portal
You smirk as you jump up, stab a giant imp through the heart, and stick the landing cooly
>Give old scarf to salamander
You think the salamander looks cold so you give her one of your old scarves
You shall name her Miracle.
You think that name is both pretty and fitting!
You pull out your old glasses and groan as your Jenga modus tumbles down
You punch out the lenses of your glasses and put them on miracle's face before recaptchaloging everything

==> respond to memo


WK: already did
WK: now i am waiting for the person to respond
WK: uhm what should i do in the meanwhile?

GC: W3LL Y0U SH0ULD G3T 3V3RYTHING R3ADY
GC: GRAB TW0 THINGS T0 PR0T0TYPE Y0UR SPRIT3 WITH
GC: AND S0M3THING T0 US3 AS Y0UR 3NTRY IT3M
GC: ALS0 G3T TH3 GAM3 R3ADY
GC: W3 N33D T0 G3T THIS SH0W 0N TH3 R0AD!

>Protect Miracle
You spin on your heels and launch into the air between the two giant imps coming at your salamander
You aim at one of their necks and your sword hits home, the other tries to grab you but you dodge nimbly.
You look below and see Miracle battling an imp
You drop down and stab the imp right through the head before facing the wailing giant imp again
>Slice it's leg off
with one clean sweep you chop through half of its leg and cackle maniacally as the imps bottom half is engulfed in black

=> Silan: Respond.
Or at least you would if you weren't being flogged like a cotton picking slave. How long has this song even been playing. Ugh, this is ridiculous. Or should you say... Delirious. Ah you forget who wrote this song, but it was still a bad reference. This is your life you guess, then suddenly your ray of hope appears.

=> Quick, take it before she changes the song!!!!
You give a spirited lad-scramble back to your room. After locking the door, you inhale the familiar scent of vinyl records. Or you would if you had any vinyl albums. Don't be so stupid.

=> Whatever jackass, just respond.

SS: oKay. i JusT GoT ouT of thaT DeathmaTCH.
SS: Barely.
SS: sorry if I DiDn'T Tell you my name.
SS: silan JesTer.
SS: i was sTalKinG your memo BeCause i founD iT inTeresTinG.
SS: i'D liKe To Join you Guys in your session.
SS: all's Cool on my enD, so i'll run the serVer ProGram.

=> run serVe ProGram.
You were running it while you spoke with the dark slate text guy. It's primed and already connecting to his home. Now you jus have to wait for the navigation panels to configure and then you'll get a picture.

(I am so just realizing I forgot my quirk last post. Sry.)

GC: THAT S0UND FIN3
GC: AND JUST TAK3 TW0 RAND0M IT3MS
GC: AND WH3N Y0UR S3RV3R D3PL0YS TH3 PR3PUNCH3D CARD
GC: ALCH3M3TIZ3 THE TW0 IT3MS T0G3TH3R
GC: Y0U'LL S33
GC: S33 IF Y0U CAN G3T TH3 N3W GUY T0 J0IN TH3 M3M0
GC: HIS NAM3 IS SILAN RIGHT?
GC: THAT'S WHAT TH3 CL0UDS SAID IT WAS ATL3AST!
GC: TELL HIM T0 C0NN3CT ALR3ADY
GC: W3 N33D T0 G3T STUFF D0N3!


>Finish off imp
Wit ha final stab the imp dies
>Collect mad loots
You take the loots and wait impatiently

(its ok ^-^)
==>  captchalogue stuff

Ragh fuck, you forgot that with your dictionary modus can only store one of each item and no duplicates altough sub catagories were given to some items

==> Alex notice that the person is responding to you

you respond to him

WK: Death mach? umh alright i mean i get into fights but its mostly just strife and not death maches
WK: anyways i guess its ok you join everyone on the memo or at least our desognated leader seems to be ok with it
WK: So uhm wait are you connected?
WK: well either way just place the items i need alright
WK: oh also my name is Alex
WK: oh also the leader says that you should join the memo


==> respond to memo

WK: ok i told him fuck am i happy that i am not going to die
WK: also uhm let me see
WK: OH i know what to second prototype
WK: also my prepunched card i will prototype it with a puzzle box my bro owns
WK: it is one of the items i collected
WK: my bro had it on the floor for some reason

==> Ragnar wait for answer from Enidia
While you wait for her answer you start to experiment with which weapons are effective againts imps and ogres
You see the spear is very effective in keeping distance and excellent for taking out a single target
Your longsword proves however so much better to take out a group of imps
Your great axe doesn't seem to fufill any specific role other then a finnisher for you
The maul proves itself however as almost perfect ogre killing weapon, going for the head that easily smashes, though it has short range so it is almost pointless againts imps since you would have to get mucher close then otherwise needed only to get an overkill instead of a suffecient kill
You do not test your nordic rune spells, they seem to never work anyway so it doesn't really matter
Neither do you try out your greek firethrower, seeing as it is almost only for emergency purposes
==> Collect sweet loot
This doesn't seem that sweet compared to the stuff you took from those consorts, but you take it anyway
==> Turn to Enidia again for her answer on how to get the god powers she was talking about
You walk to Enidia again for the answer

GC: 0KAY G00D 0NC3 H3 PUTS TH3 STUFF D0WN
GC: Y0U C0NN3CT T0 AB
GC: QUICKLY PL3AS3!
GC: I D0N'T WANT ANY0N3 D3AD

>Continue fighting
Yo are racking up the grist and you are going to level up so-
Glub
What is that
>Look up at giant monster
That imp is even bigger than the last ones combined!
>Protect Miracle
You pull out your sword and so does your salamander
You both share a look and you attack the giant while she kills the small imp
The giant tries to stomp you but you roll out of the way, slicing it as you go

WK: yeah yeah alright then
WK: i'm really just waiting right now


==> wait

you wait

==> Contact leader while waiting for Enidia's answer
vikingRaider started trolling gnomeCat
VR: Defeualt leader, or Lalnia
VR: Depending on which you would rather be called
VR: What is your status
VR: and furthere more what is the plan
VR: How many ogres have you killed?
VR: and how many imps?
VR: And how much do you think will be the survival chanses of players in this session?
VR: I would like to know how much my leader is informed and how good in a fight

GC: ALRIGHTY TH3N WK! NIC3 J0B :3!
GC: AND CALL M3 LALNIA,
GC: AND W3LL
GC: I'M IN MY LAND
GC: TH0UGH IT IS PR3TTY DARK :3
GC: TH3 PLAN IS T0 MAK3 SUR3 3V3RY0N3 LIV3S AN DTH3N W0RK 0UT A PLAN WITH 3V3RY0N3 SAF3
GC: I HAV3N'T S33N OGR3S IN MY LAND
GC: TH0UGH I HAV3 S0M3 GLUBBING GIANT IMPS H3R3
GC: AS W3 SP3AK I AM KILLING ON3
GC: I HAV3 KILL3D 6 LARGE IMPS, I'M AB0UT T0 KILL 0N3 GIANT IMP, AND COUNTLESS SMALL IMPS
GC: IS THAT ACCEPTABLE INF0RMATI0N?


You feel as if that answer is acceptable
It answers his questions while keeping your strength and vital information safely hidden

You do as you are instructed and register on the memo. That's one load off. It sure does feel good not being a lurker.

=> Silan: Answer

SS: oKay. i'm on the memo.
SS: anD aBouT the DeathmaTCH.
SS: i may haVe Been eXaGGeraTinG JusT a BiT.
SS: anyway. i'Ve alreaDy ConneCTeD To you and...

=> What's that sound?

SS: oh hell.
SS: fuCK
SS: oh fuCK
SS: shiT.. shIT sHIT SHIT. UM OKAY. GOING INSANE NOW.
SS: SHE'S COMING

GC: AH Y3S
GC: H3LL0 SILAN
GC: B3FOR3 SH3, WH0 I ASSUM3 T0 B3 Y0UR SIST3R, COM3S
GC: PLAC3 DOWN TH3 MACHIN3S PL3AS3
GC: S0 AL3X CAN IN TURN CONN3CT T0 AB
GC: AND SAV3 HIS LIF3

>Finish off imp
With a final stab the imp dies and you level up yet again,
For both being responsible and the killing