Hivejacked (Discussion)

Last time i tried to launch this sesh i was plagued by life issues and internet not having-ness, said issues are now solved and im raring to launch some crazy shennanigans! lets do this!



                                                   
Alternia is dying, meteors hammer down like the fists of a blind idiot god, the sea boils into great clouds of steam and the air itself seems to burn with the heat of the fires.

This moment was predicted and planned for, as you and your friends are bathed in the light as your hives warp away to a strange new world multiple eyes are watching you.

On a great starship a eternal dictator smiles and swirls her wine, her sights set on control of all reality.

On a great field of black and white, a weary, beaten soldier watches as two armies clash in the name of absent royalty and declares "No more".

On the wall of a vast cave, a ancient machine flickers to life as its builders stir and wake, there great experiment beginning at last.

And through it all, you wander, trying to stay alive and win the game as armies and conspiracies clash around you.

You get the feeling today is going to be a Very long day...


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This is a normal Sgrub/sburb session.. more or less.. Im starting with trolls in mind but i may be open to humans if enough peeps want to be em.

Post your chars here and ill give you the thumbs up to join after reviewing them :) I have only one god tier planned so for the most part ill let you pick your own, but id prefer it if you stick to in comic stuff.

Im planning on using google doc to play but im open to other ways as well.

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Player's
Trikeo

"Be the worthless sycophant:

She's been accepted already, i submited her ages ago shortly before my internet imploded ;)

https://homestuckrole-play.rpg-board.net/t2500-trikeo-jaonii

ohh, okay! my bad, haha. i havent seen you, so forgive me.

You are forgiven my child /popeing intensifies

I'm still interested. I wish you better luck with this try then the previous one. :)

Yooo, long time no see Ftagn!

I'd definitely be up for this. I'll use my old pal Ozeath Cyroos, but I'm getting some other profiles up today so I might change that later.

Feel free to post the trolls you wanna use right here for all to see, also Hi blue! XD

I'm up for this. If possible, I'd like to join with my newest creation: Gaissh Xekrit.

Tiamat is my only troll OC, so I signing up with her. (I have the link down in signature.)

Imma say Tiamat, Gaissh and Ozeath are accepted :) ill make a spreadsheet for theme music and shennanigans soon

Consider me hyped.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RZ8mcHxMgYMNgnooBGd8WjHXEpS1wEENGg0Ljmb1qv0/edit#gid=468349523

Go nuts (open for editing now sorry -3- )

Ignore my struggling. I'm terrible at using Google Docs.

Ayy, if anyone could draw Gaissh that'd be great.
I'm a terrible artist.

Don't feel that you have to, this is more of a request.

Ill post the Rules of this little romp soon, until then hit me up on transientAdulator (pesterchum) for some intro shennanigans if yall want :)

Ayy. I'm up to do it in google docs and all, but
Where do get Pesterchum from? There's like, a million places.


EDIT:

Never-fuckin-mind I think I found it

EDIT 2:

My pesterchum is intravenousExtravaganza. So. Ayy lmao. Hit me up there.

A recent Trollian session between trikeo and Ozeath (Who drops the quirk halfway through since he forgot how hard it was to type XD)

-- stitchedSnowman [SS] began trolling transientAdulator [TA] at 21:58 --
[09:58] SS: Hell()!
[09:58] TA: hi oz, whatsh the happsh?
[10:00] SS: ()h y()u kn()w, just w()rking ()n my fishing b()at! It t()()k a seri()us beating!
[10:00] SS: H()w're y()u d()ing? =:)
[10:01] TA: great! i wash jusht about to talk to you achtually, i had the besht find ever today!
[10:02] SS: ()()(()()()()()h? That's /-\wes()me! Sh()w me what'cha g()t!
[10:04] TA: a almosht brandnew fully funchtioning trollware titan xsh4 hushktop!
[10:07] SS: W()AH! That's actually pretty p()werful! Wh() w()uld thr()w ()ne ()f th()se ()ut? Y()u can sell ()ne ()f th()se f()r like, twenty caegars!
[10:08] TA: i know right? ive looked al through thish thing for virushesh and junk shtuff but it looksh totaly chlear, theresh only like four programsh on thish thing too.
[10:10] SS: Hm, seems kind of sketch honestly, my dude! What programs does it have? Any games?
[10:11] TA: peshterchhum, troogle browsher, troll-offiche and shomething challed shgrub
[10:14] SS: Shgrug? That sounds like some kind of indie underground game from fucking troll sweden. I'd be careful with that if I were you!
[10:14] SS: You should totally look at the files though
[10:15] SS: See what they got under the board if you know what I'm saying!
[10:15] TA: not really but ok
[10:17] TA: looksh like itsh jusht a guide for that shgrub thingy, i think itsh shome kind of inhanched flarping program, like it letsh you alter the hivesh of the playersh in real time.
[10:18] SS: Oh dude, that sounds pretty rad actually! Want to give it a go? Have you ever clouded for anyone before?
[10:20] TA: no, ill probably hand that reshponshiblity over to thoshe more shuited ot it hehe
[10:22] SS: Well, then I got'cha hun! I used to run campaigns for folks Over Roll20,000 so I have some experience. We are going to need more people for a really baller campaign, though. Maybe we can invite Gaissh and Tiamat too? You okay with those peeps?
[10:23] TA: the night im not okay with them ish the night ive been killed and replached by shome form of robot
[10:24] SS: So what you're telling me is...
[10:24] SS: you're a robot now? D:=
[10:25] SS: Just so you know I stand for robot rights so this won't change our friendship!
[10:25] SS: I accept you, my metallic sister.
[10:26] TA: im not a robot, im a troll, i have shkin and shuchh
[10:26] SS: Hey hey, no need to hide your true self here. This is a safe place!
[10:27] SS: It's all about what's in your pumpbiscuit...er, metallic, cooling-fluid filled pumpbiscuit.
[10:29] TA: my pump chenter ish ash organich ash the next charbon bashed shentient
[10:29] SS: Hmmm...suuuuuure.
[10:30] SS: Alright, alright fine. I'm not judging, just so you know. Totally trollian Trikeo is a thing that is real and valid and true.
[10:31] TA: /hidesh chirchuitry behind trashh
[10:32] -- stitchedSnowman [SS] glances suspiciously at trash! --
[10:32] SS: Ah huh, totally!
[10:32] TA: >.> <.< >.> *target aquired*
[10:33] SS: Oh sweet Empress, you're been a drone this whole time? D:<=
[10:34] SS: I feel so betrayed!
[10:34] TA: /droneing intenshifiesh
[10:34] SS: No, detensify that droning right now! Don't make me
[10:34] SS: drone on
[10:34] SS: about all this!
[10:35] TA: chomedy!
[10:36] SS: Ba-da-da-da, da!
[10:37] SS: Man this world is lucky I don't go into stand up. I'd ruin the profession for everyone else.
[10:38] TA: the whole chomedy indushtry would chollapshe under the wieght of your jibesh and japerry
[10:40] SS: And as the universe suffers it's probably chill-death as the result of my mad zingers, I will look down on them and whisper "It was just a goof, bro."
[10:40] SS: For comedian merchanidise do you think my face would look better on shirts, hats, or underwear? I need to start planning this stuff down.
[10:41] TA: enshure your fache ish on the inshide the underwear
[10:41] TA: let your toothy grin chareshsh the shhame globesh of trollsh the world over
[10:42] SS: Well I'm sure you'd enjoy that at least!
[10:42] SS: Though I admit that'd be kind of hilarious.
[10:43] SS: You know what, hell, I'm good at sewing. I think I'll make some of those!
[10:43] TA: thish ish the shtart shomething great and terrible
[10:44] SS: Oh don't you know it! =;) Everyone gets some, but I need a snappy name for these garments!
[10:47] TA: i never thought id reachh a point in my life where i wash trying to name underwear that ish fochushed around having shomeonesh fache on the inshide..
[10:48] SS: I know! Isn't life amazing like that? Don't worry, you'll get the proper royalties!
[10:49] SS: I'm thinking Ozbriefs?
[10:49] SS: Sounds vaugely like Ozeaths!
[10:49] TA: i like it
[10:49] SS: Alright, Ozbriefs it is.
[10:50] SS: Wait, okay. This is going to be a weird question. But I need your underwear size to make these. If you don't want to give it, that's totally fine and I respect that and I'll just make one in every size!
[10:52] TA: i dont achtually know, never found any i chan wear
[10:52] SS: !!!!!!!
[10:52] SS: You don't have any underwear??!
[10:53] SS: Oh gosh goodness golly. This is an emergency!
[10:54] TA: i live ina dump man, if i found underwear here id not want to wear it like ever
[10:54] SS: Alright, give me a rough estimate of how large your thighs are and I'll make you some! =:( Or not, like I said I can just make one in every size and mail them to the dump.
[10:55] TA: hmm lemme shee
[10:59] TA: i..do not have a tape meashure.
[11:00] TA: hold on
[11:00] SS: Times like these make a fashion master like myself wish he was there.
[11:00] SS: I am holding.
[11:00] SS: Like a...thing that holds very well.
[11:02] TA: *Trikeo shendsh you a pichture of hershelf, shhe ish.. amazingly buff under the layersh of grime, shhe looksh like the whipchord fit troll girlsh you shometimesh shee in athletich chompetitionsh*
[11:04] SS: Oh wow. This picture is appreciated! Nice muscles, hun!
[11:04] TA: i am ripped
[11:04] TA: thish ish no liew
[11:04] TA: lie, shorry liew'sh are shomething worshe
[11:04] TA: shomething...dark
[11:05] SS: I don't even know what a liew is, what is it?
[11:06] SS: I'm getting started on the undergarments as we speak, I am the ultimate multitasker. Just another thing that makes me amazing.
[11:06] TA: trikeo turnsh and shtaresh out over the misht shea wavesh "dont talk of it...it will hear.."
[11:06] TA: /shpoopy intenshifesh
[11:08] SS: Ozeath gasps, super duper stong hands covering his face! Strongly, he states, "Wow. I'm super spooked dude."
[11:10] TA: trikeo watchhesh ash the wavesh part, the liew rishesh to jusht the shpoopyesht mushich
[11:10] TA: "it beginsh"
[11:15] SS: The stunned blueblood gives a high pitch scream as the liew rises! It's as if all his nightmares were smashed together ad turned into a giant water-based monster! D:=
[11:15] SS: "What is begining?!?!"
[11:15] TA: "i dont know, it'sh never achtualy done anything but man itsh shpoopy!"
[11:16] SS: "Oh gosh the anticipation is killing me!"
[11:16] SS: Ozeath dies!
[11:16] TA: *chroshshesh name of lisht* "shoon...shooooon.."
[11:17] SS: Ozeath can't say anything else because he died of fright! He is a spooky ghost now!
[11:17] SS: A very cool, attractive spooky ghost!
[11:18] TA: "who am i going to chall! other then the proper and regishtered authoritishe!"
[11:19] SS: "The Geist Control, you dummy!" The ghost said, through the 'Oooohs'!
[11:19] SS: Otherwise you'll get a subpar job and remants of ooze across your hive!
[11:20] SS: And they'll probably come back and spend five hours finding more probelms that get add to the bill! OoooooooOOOoOOoOoOoOOoOooH!
[11:21] TA: "day five..in the ghosht hive.. the ghosht ish giving me financhial adviche.. thingsh are getting shpoopy"
[11:22] SS: "Invest in the Obrief brand! They're selling like spice pastries because everyone wants him in their pants!" OooOoOoOOoO
[11:23] TA: thatsh me shpooped out for the night im afraid, i gotta go
[11:24] SS: G'night, Trikeo! Don't let the coon crabs snap!
[11:24] SS: I'll get sewing!
[11:24] TA: have fun /pchhoo
--transientAdulator has left--

just gonna say, if ya didn't know--
If you're using MSPARP, you can set it to automatically replace letters! it's awesome

I forgot to set up my quirk in pesterchum, actually, I fixed it.

We shall soon be starting, but we have more then enough room for peeps if they want in, so if you guys know someone here who you want to invite poke them in the face

Aight, I'll see if I can entice my real-life friend to joining.
He probably won't but hey, └[ ͠° ͜ʖ °]┘

He says no like the weenie he is.
I cri inside.

Is it too late to join in? This sounds fun!

I think we do have more room.
But that's just based on what was said.
You'd have to ask someone smarter than me ☜(˚▽˚)☞
//cries inside