Re: The Paradise Session.

by **Cardly** Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:28 am

==> Be The Consorts.

"But before he can ascend, he must descend; he will create something out of nothing... For that is the legend that was carved upon our walls... The hero is- Kekekekkekekeke."

Oh dear, it appears you can no longer speak. Oh well, they'll figure it out.

==> Be The Detective.

"...R!ght? ...Ok. Now that that's happening !'ll jus-"

Suddenly, there was loud, thumping noises.

"...T!me to k!ll those th!ngs..." You mumble, running up.

by **brokenEcho** Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:37 am

You didn't have time to question the hero of void stuff anymore. "yeah yeah go do that" You mutter just before he had completely left. "just dont get yourself >illed" It's not like you cared for his well-being. You just didn't want to be left alone in such a boring and confusing land.

by **Cardly** Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:55 am

==> Detective: Realise That You're Outmatched.

Oh dear... Detective; what have you gotten yourself into? There's like an army of them out here, this is ridiculous!

==> Detective: Strife.

STRIFE!

You run at them, your cane at the side of you. You proceed to run up the large ogre's arm; it attempts to thrash you off as you do this, it yells and groans; the other three ogres also attempt to thrash you off; only doing damage to the ogre that you are on. You jump at the Ogre's face, you proceed to blind it; repeatedly stabbing it in the eye with you cane, yelling out insults. As it falls to the floor dead, you jump onto one of the other ogres; the one that fell turns into grist.

-- LEVEL UP ON ECHELADDER --

You have levelled up to Crime-Scene Investigator.
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You are now on the other ogre, you run up it's arm; it attempts to flick you off, with large grunts and moans. It yells; revealing several imps that were hiding in it's mouth. You have no time to question this tactic, but proceed to kick them off, this successfully works, somehow. You run up, however this time you merely punch at the eye, before climbing upon it's head, taking a bite out of the creamsicle goodness. However it just tastes like ass. You jump back down, stabbing it into the eye; once more. You are successful in killing it, once again. The same happens as it did before. You jump onto another ogre; but you are flicked onto the other one, moments later. Fortunately for you; you had your cane stretched outwards, as such it blinds the ogre once more. However it does not fall like the other two. It merely begins to pathetically hit at it's face. This forces you to jump onto the other ogre for safety. The ogre begins to charge at you as you fall into it. However you manage to stick your cane into the ogre's stomach. You then jump back at the other ogre, then to the one you were on previously until you were on the ground. The ogre's collide into each other, exploding into grist instantly.

Strife Successful!

-- LEVEL UP ON ECHELADDER X3 --

You level up on the Echeladder three times. You're sure that this isn't normal. Your scarf seems to be getting a darker shade of blue. How did these ogres even find you? You do not question it.

Current Echeladder Rank: Inspector Of Pickles.

by **brokenEcho** Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:05 am

==> ...Well then.
You had been watching the fight from a safe distance near the ruined house. You honestly thought he was just gonna get himself killed.

==> Observe the scarf.
You could've sworn it wasn't that color before.. Whatever. You don't really want to question it. You just assume it's the game's fault. When in doubt, blame the game.

by **Cardly** Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:15 am

==> Be The Detective.

Oh.. My... Wow... Holy Signless... SO MUCH GRIST.

==> Detective: Do A Dance.:

You do a little dance. Smirking as you do it.

==> Detective: Check Grist Counter.

...
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10,000 Grist.]

So... Much. You need to find Orfeus' gate. You need to make something...

by **brokenEcho** Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:27 am

==>
You have no clue what the hell that idiot thinks he's doing dancing around like a complete imbecile.

==> Oh lighten up, will you?
You'll lighten up when he gets over his stupid obsession with orange creamsicles. You're actually getting more and more tempted by the second just to start mocking him for everything again.
You then realize you don't know your way around here that well. "o>ay >ream-breath" You say, smirking. "you >an lead the way and im only going to follow be>ause id rather not get left alone out here"
....
You really need to start thinking before you speak..

by **Cardly** Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:33 am

==> Be The Detective.

....Cream-breath.. Calm yourself Inspector of Ye Olde Pickles...

"Watch what you're say!ng... Th!s !s my land; Kaph!n... Now, ! wonder who the Hero of Vo!d !s... Hm.." You mumble, walking around.

by **brokenEcho** Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:40 am

"hell if i >now" You simply shrugged off the 'watch what youre saying' warning. You didn't really care for such a warning. It didn't do you any good before and it wouldn't do you good now. You simply muttered under your breath, "youre the dete>tive you figure it out", following him.

by **CeruleanHeratic** Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:44 am

==> Paul: Do what she asks.

CH: Alright, sure. Do you want anything specific? Or would any old spyware do the trick?

You then start browsing for any spywares on the internet.

by **Cardly** Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:47 am

==> Be The Detective.

"Hmph..." You merely say, walking around the ruined village.

by **brokenEcho** Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:53 am

==> Kaphin: Continue to follow the detective.
You do so, making sure not to get too close to him in case he throws another fit. You also continue to mutter stuff to yourself, trying to make sure none of it is loud enough for him to hear.

by **Cardly** Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:04 am

==> Be The Mumbling Detective.

You are the detective again. You are bored.

==> Detective: Hum A Song.

by **brokenEcho** Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:08 am

...You stop muttering to yourself long enough to simply listen to the humming. You start to follow just a little closer to him.
You've basically just completely shut up at this point. You've got a question on your mind but you decide that you'll ask a little later.

by **Cardly** Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:13 am

==> Detective: Have An Epiphany.

"...Stup!d !dea... What !f... !t's me?" You slowly mumble. You have no idea if you're correct or not.

==> Be An Imp.

You are now the imp. You have been watching these two trolls for quite a while now. You should attack soon...

by **brokenEcho** Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:20 am

You overhear his mumbling and just start laughing. "you as a hero" You scoff, grinning. "that must be some >ind of jo>e"

by **Cardly** Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:23 am

==> Be The Detective.

You overhear her remark. "!'d love to see you k!ll what ! just d!d..." You mumble quietly to yourself. Sighing to yourself as you look at your ever-changing scarf.

by **brokenEcho** Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:30 am

You just ignored anything he had to say, looking around. "where are we even going" You genuinely wanted to know the answer to that.

by **Cardly** Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:01 am

==> Be The Detective: Turn Around.

"! have... No !dea. !'m just look!ng for clues..." You quickly mumble.

by **Dissypoo** Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:07 am

==> Be someone excitable and busy!

You are already someone like that! You wonder if the voice suggesting that is STUPID??

==> Hmph! Introduce yourself then!

Only if you ask me nicely!!

==> Pretty please tell us who you are?

That's MUCH better.

Your name is KEENSBY, and you are on a VERY IMPORTANT MISSION!!! With Datasby overlooking the trolls, he found you one that seems like he'd be easy to get to work on your side for Boss Heath! Are real GULLIBLE SUCKER! You aren't much of a looker, which is normal for your kind, but you ARE one of the LEAST HARD TO LOOK AT. You can't really fly, as your wings are too delicate and fragile to hold you in the air. Enough of this introduction though, you're on a mission remember??

You're already waiting on his planet, the Land of Terra and Crows. You twirl around to make your pretty white dress and continue to wait.

by **brokenEcho** Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:10 am

"oh great so we are both lost" You mutter. You're just going to blame Nakurd for this.
..You think you can hear something following you, but you just shrug it off and assume you're just being a little paranoid.

by **Cardly** Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:41 am

==> Be The Detective.

"Pretty much..." You mumble. "Unless you count the fact that ! know where the ru!ned bu!ld!ng was...."

==> Be The Group of Underlings.

You had been following the imp now. It will be time to strike soon.

by **brokenEcho** Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:46 am

==> Hm..
"do you hear something" You've been trying to ignore the sounds, thinking it's just your imagination. However, they wont stop and that kind of worries you.

by **mangledmedic** Sat Dec 14, 2013 11:57 am

magledmedic mm opens memo SOS
mm: ok can someone get me in wile the meatours have stoped for now
as you wait you open the client program

by **Cardly** Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:12 pm

==> Detective: Sigh.

"Yes, ! not!ced th!s..." You mumble. You knew that these guys would follow you, they're crafty like that..

==> Underling Army: CHAAAAAAAAARGE!

You charge at the two trolls.

Underling Count:

10 Imps.

3 Ogres.

by **brokenEcho** Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:29 pm

You're not really in the mood for this. Then again, when are you in the mood for such nonsense? You decide to just kick the imp closest to you right in the face, knocking said imp into another imp. This, unsurprisingly, doesn't do much but piss off both of them.
You once again still wish you had a shovel with you. There is no way you're sacrificing your grubtop for the sake of possibly giving one of the imps a bit of brain damage, assuming they even had a brain to begin with.

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