True Alpha Timeline Game

Yay, Red is doing yet another special introduction!

This is going to be a game with an... interesting premise.

We are basically going to be re-constructing Homestuck pages into a complete mess the TRUE story.

To play, you should:
1.) Be caught up to the story if any exists.
2.) Use a random number generator to pick a number between 001901 and 010028.
3.) Add that number onto "http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p="
4.) Now, from the page that takes you to, you construct a story based on the gif, flash, video, or whatever. However, do NOT use any narration or dialogue from that page.

Oh, and yes, I expect this to be QUITE the trainwreck, but don't purposefully go completely off the wall. Match your post to the post above yours and to the gif, flash, video, etc. you RNG'd.

If all goes well, this should continue going until somebody rolls 10028 (unless somebody gets really lucky and rolls that quite early).

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One day, a giant golden ball was bouncing and wreaking havoc on the golden city planet, otherwise known as Prospit.

The orb did a number on the local economy as it crashed through the city, The market value of sugar, lemonade, and green gushers hit so low, they were effectively cheaper then free water.

The economic chaos as well as the still bouncing ball caused many muggings to occur in the streets, causing fellow prospitian to turn against one another, and in this special case, causing Kanaya to knock out Karkat!

Dave of course approved of this course of action, and gave praise to Kanaya's masterful attack

John, not being there when it happened, was excited about the news 2 weeks later of Karkat being knocked into a coma. He was also over-joyed about the fact that Dave approved of all this.

The doggo who lived in the sky though did not find this amusing, though he found many things in amusing.

Fearing the displeasure of the sky doggo, John quickly began to prepare. By picking up a weird thing, his inventory became more complicated and likely held new power. "Yes" thought John " this will help me prepare for the sky doggo and the giant golden orb"

However, in doing so, this forbidden inventory-changing power caused The Frog Temple to release the sky doggo's true power through its service port, causing only a single gray colored party man to survive.

Sensing the froggo doggo combo of woe, John said fuck it and began to further fuck with his inventory, picking up some tube thing that could just as likely be trash as it was a great weapon.

Roxy, a firefly, and a group of salamanders prays to their new god, John's Tube, so that the children may prosper against the force of evil, Sky Doggo.

let's see if we can revive this thread

Jade, having grown horns, looks at Roxy praying to Johns tube inquisitively, for Jade knows that no one can prevail against the evil Sky Doggo

Years in the future (But not many) a brightly-lit lawnring is overlooked by a set of illicit ruins.

inside these ruins, chains holding up a dooms day device snap, this could be a bigger disaster than the golden bouncy ball