Some assholes. -Blue's Trolls, Lusii, Humans, and whatever-

by **Thebluemage** Mon Jun 09, 2014 3:23 am

Yo nerds! <3 Welcome!

How this works is that you pretty much just post a question for any of my OCs(or all of them, if you're feeling daring) and I'll answer you IC!

by Guest Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:28 am

Can I have yo numbah? can I have it? Can I have yo numbah?

by Guest Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:30 am

To all the OCs:
What are your favorite underwear patterns?

by **Thebluemage** Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:06 pm

Chewwy wrote:Can I have yo numbah? can I have it? Can I have yo numbah?

Skree wanted to answer this one....I'm sorry.

SKREE SKREE SKREE SKREESKREESKREE-SKREESKREESKREE. SKREE SKREE SKREE. ;)

jaspersprite wrote:To all the OCs:
What are your favorite underwear patterns?

Oh boy.

Ozeath: Dude, it's clearly the /coolest/ kind of underwear around. http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=47735610 check that shit out, it's fat city.

Cranwi: Favorite underwear pattern? Firstly, ew. Next, why would I would give a fuck about that...

What? Don't look at me like that!

Oh fucking fine, I like it when they have those little hotwheels on them. I think it's cool.

Happy, pervert?

Kris: Well now. An odd question to be sure, but one that is not entirely unwelcome! I prefer deep purple pairs of undergarments with stripes done in a fitting complementary color.

Zedoth: If ya wanna find out, come on over. ;D

Skree: SKREE

The Marksman: I make my own clothing out of animal leather and fluffy fur. That is all the information I believe you require

by **dexterousSurvivalist** Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:15 pm

To all:

Who (As in a general ideal descriptive describing thingy.) would be your ideal lover. Boyfriend, girlfriend. So on and so forth.

by **Thebluemage** Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:17 pm

Ozeath: Oh gosh...that's a big question, dude...uh, heh...w-well, I guess someone who is really nice and cuddly and likes adventures and will bake cookies with me and be cool together. c:=

Cranwi: Well if you had to fucking ask, by the way why the fuck are we getting so many fucking personal questions like this tonight? God damn.

Anyway, if you want an serious answer, I'd say someone who doesn't fucking irritate the life out of me, can stand on their own two feet, and isn't so touchy feely. If I can make jokes with him or her, then that's just a fucking plus.

I would've just said "ass and titties" to get you off my bulge but the idiot under me has that covered.

Zedoth: Ass and tit-HEY FUCK YOU.

Kris: ....right.

On with the show! Now, if I were to pick a girlfriend, sorry gentlemen, unlike the trolls here I have a preference, I would like someone sophisticated, clever. Someone who I could be a friend to as well as a lover, a true companion!

Skree:....>:[

The Marksman: Quadrants, yeah? Well, in that case I must confess that I never really...had a focus on romance after my entrance into the military. However, I...suppose it'd be someone who...uh...likes hunting? =8/

by **Cardly** Tue Jun 10, 2014 5:09 pm

Ho'shit! Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff and Honey Boo Boo's Mother are attacking! WHAT DO WE D-

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THEY BROUGHT THE DREADED STAAAAIRS!

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GUYS, GUYS! ALL OF YOU- WE NEED IDEAS, WHAT DO WE DOOOO?!

by **mangledmedic** Wed Jun 11, 2014 1:14 pm

to each of you favorit wepon and do you have a name for it

by **Thebluemage** Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:04 am

Cardly wrote:Ho'shit! Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff and Honey Boo Boo's Mother are attacking! WHAT DO WE D-

THEY BROUGHT THE DREADED STAAAAIRS!

GUYS, GUYS! ALL OF YOU- WE NEED IDEAS, WHAT DO WE DOOOO?!

God damn I love you Cardly.

Ozeath: THROW A BOAT AT THEM.

Cranwi: SET THE FUCKING HOUSE ON FIRE. NO GOING BACK.

Zedoth: OH GOD BEARPAPA WHERE ARE YOU HOLY SHIT.

Kris:..T-that's a woman?

Skree: -Pounces at and starts to eat Mama Boo Boo- SKREEEEEEEEEE -LEVEL UP-

The Marksman: Listen quick, wealps. Small me and tealscum, you kill weird jpg aliens. Tiny purple and not-jpg alien will skin and cook the fat moobeast when lusus done eating head.

I...I will take the stairs...

-10 minutes later-

Only a crater remained of this question.

R.I.P.

mangledmedic wrote:to each of you favorit wepon and do you have a name for it

Ozeath: Brochocho, my DOUBLE IMPACT HAMMER is the coolest god damn impact anything this side of the arctic.

Dude.

Cranwi: Fuck that fancy fru-fru shit, this is my kind of weapon, gets the job done and is fun as hell to watch work.

Zedoth: Fuck these two dweebs, especially mister mountain of GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRease over there THIS is the best weapon for SMASHING SOME FUCKIN' HEADS, GRRRRRRRROWL.

Kris: Like always, it is up to me to insert some...sense into these adolescent alien's otherwise atrocious ask blog. Now, I, as a classy fighter, prefer to use my specially made fencing rapier. It is the blade of a gentleman, after all! As for a name, which my compatriots have sorely neglected, I am sad to say I am unable to forge emotional bonds with tools, so I hope I do not disappoint you, my dear. If I did, feel free to come back after hours and I'll make it up to you. ;)

Skree: *Pounces at Kris*

The Marksman: I sometimes question why I do this fucking thread...ack. Back to topic. I grown very attached to my babies to the point which it become hard to pick favorite. I love them all. Top baby is named Nataom, bottom named Vizmum. Name crossbows after old friends.

Thank you for question. I like it very much. You good troll. Good taste in weapon. Thank you for listen.

by **dexterousSurvivalist** Thu Jun 12, 2014 5:17 am

Lets dance! *Leaps to a desk with twin tomie guns. Before placing them on top to set off a whole range of bullets in one general direction. The real question here is... Who is the the out of all of you that's more prone to die. Oh, the bullets are nerf guns pallets.*

by Guest Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:07 am

QUICK, YOU HAVE TO PICK TO RUB THE QUEEN OF THE UK'S BUTT OR POPE FRANCIS'S BUTT.
IF YOU DO NOT PICK, THE WORLD WILL BURST INTO FLAMES BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS STUPID.