I am seizing power.

As a regular member of this board, I will admit, I have been conspiring to rise up, and claim power over all that I survey. That time is now. The time of reckoning has come.

I am now Pharaoh of this Homestuck RP forum.

This title will come with no additional powers, and no responsibilities, but there will be a Sphinx with my face erected, and I will be granted a radical Pharaoh hat. I will also require a boom-box, with which to blast the song "Walk Like an Egyptian" while I get in people's faces and steal whatever is in their pockets. All RPing will be written in Hieroglyphics in my presence, and all characters must worship the god Imhotep.

These points are all non-negotiable. I cannot be stopped or defeated, because I am very powerful.

I thank you for your time, and your ongoing worship. If you would like a place among my Aristocratic Circle, feel free to request one, and I MAY consider. I may also just sing "WALK LIKE AND EGYPTIAN" in your face.

Maybe you should ask for permission before doing something like this... From the great god Ra.

ROGUEDRUID revealed himself to be the great god RA!?!?!?!
Yo?
some one say my name?
Whats up?

Hey mister sun, is it true you're just full of hot air?

*glares at Vmp.*
Burn foolish mortal.
*VMP Spontaneously combusts.*

*blows a whistle*
PWWWWWWWWWWFFFFFFF
Seems like RD is...  God moding

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

Yo.

I'd like a spot in the Aristocratic Circle. I wanna see what kind of SWEG I get. Do I get some swanky robes? Maybe a decent apartment, or some gals or two? (#JK)

We all know that I am currently planning a gunpowder plot, using Worgen Freeman to set of gunpowder under the annual staff meet- ...Fuck..

Okay i am staging an uprising. Everyone who wishes to join, meet me in these coordinates: 46.0000° N, 105.0000° E

I have something to admit as well. The truth is, I've been raising an army to take control of the forums, made up entirely of the users who have never posted. As you can see the system deemed them so irrelevant because of this that it never views them as "online" thus making it much easier to achieve this goal. I therefore respectfully refuse to all of the Pharaoh's demands, and demand that I be exempt from his reign. If not, I shall rise up against him and create alliances with the other powers here and eliminate him, for the second time, cast him off into the darkness where he belongs!