SGRUB Epsilon

Of the millions upon millions of SGRUB and SBURB sessions that there are, there is one particular session that must not be played. For if this session is played, all other sessions becoming meaningless if you lose. No new universes will be spawned, all sessions will be voided or scratched. And the session that caused this is impossible to win. Welcome to the Epsilon session, the one to span and destroy all universes.

Caliph Ransenn sends his shovel into the ground again. Despite his hatred of land, the beach always brought him treasure that he used in his FLARP. His shovel strikes something hard. He brushes the sand away to reveal a box. Caliph runs his hand on the intricate designs etched into the surface. He pulls the box out and takes it to his hive.

Inside the box was sixteen disks. SGRUB....the second word was scratched out. "Is this...a game?" He takes out all but two disks. This was a great oppourtunity to test his Appearifier. He puts the disks on the device and sets seven diffrent coordinates, one for each of his seven "friends." He presses SEND. A flash of light and they were gone.

Caliph goes back over to his husktop. Now he waits.
(I finally got this up ~whew~)

Meanwhile anaiko is sewing shut a cut on her leg from a run in with a hostile wild lusus her own wrapped around her wrist like a bracelet. Just as she snips off the end of the suter a bright flash fills her hive and two disks appear.
hu looks like a game guess caliph finally got that aperafier to work ill troll him after I'm done cleaning up
she then starts wiping up a trail of yellow blood leading to out side whete she got hurt

Hirudo Mecilis was in a light nap in his recuperacoon. Said recuperacoon was similar in shape to a sleeping bag, or perhaps a slug, and the opening kept contracting and relaxing when something was inside of it. The constant squishing sound was usually relaxing but often stopped him from getting a deep sleep unless he was really exhausted. He, of course, was not. He just wanted to sleep a few hours away because he couldn't think of anything else to do.

He rolled over and then curled into a ball, hoping that the new position would muffle the noise. All it did was make the recuperacoon's middle more thick and flex the entrance even more. Ugh. Annoying.

With a groan, he squirmed feverishly until his head and hands were poking out of the entrance. Pulling himself out, he got halfway there when a bright flash blinded him. He closed his eyes shut, stopping just as his hips reached the entrance.

When he opened his eyes and frowned, snatching up the two disks that were suddenly in front of him. What the hell..?

He pulled himself out and went to his Husktop. Opening an old groupchat, he began typing.

Alrigh7, which one of you guyS SsSen7 me thiS and wha7 iSsS i7? I7 be77er no7 be a viruSsS. AlSo, why waSn'7 7here any explana7ion wi7h 7hiSsS? I'm no7 doing any7hing wi7h 7his un7il I ge7 SsSome7hing.

Caliph quickly types.
MK: Its a game. I was hoping we'd play.
MK: U^less you do^t wa^t to?

After moping up anaiko sits down at her computer
MM: a game then sounds interesting what kind of game

Emmy lays on her bed, tossing a grenade up and down, like normal people do with baseballs or tennis balls. She wasn't too scared though. She had a knack of either surviving explosions or making things explode. The scorch marks around her house tend to support that.

A sudden flash and appearance of two discs in her room got her to put the grenade down and meander over to them, chewing on some gum not previously mentioned.

"What da hell?" She picks up the discs. "'SGRUB' eh? Well I 'ave no clue what ta do wit it." She sat at her desk and popped open her laptop. Her laptop usually took a little bit to warm up. She crossed her arms behind her head, readjusting her aviator sunglasses. She was considered a pretty awesome bad-ass among her friends that were actually cool, not semi-cool.

William was sitting at his work bench, calibrating a set of NO2 systems for the dirt bike when with a flash 2 discs appeared on the workbench next to him.
"what the hell? yo, computer 4, wake up. who sent this?"
a box on the bench next to him light up.
scanning..... scanning.... sent from peterchum member mysteriousKing.
"MK? MK sent this to me? hmm... "
puling up a keyboard, Will sent a pester to MK
[RG]hey, MK, you sent me a set of discs? what are they?

MK: To everyo^e that got the discs.
MK: I thi^k its a game.
MK: I do^t k^ow what ki^d.
MK: Just go with it.
Caliph leans back in his chair. So he knew his Appearifier worked.

shrugging, Will slid the discs into reader in the worktable, loading them up on his subsystem worktop computer.
load time, 30 seconds
Client loaded.
server load time, 30 minutes.
Will sat there, tinkering on stuff and sent a message out
[RG]well, I've loaded my client disc.
[RG]what happens next?

Emmy's computer finally booted up! She saw that some of her friends were online on her pesterchum application, so she decided that one of them may be the source behind this mysterious present.

-- explosiveParadox [EP] began pestering mysteriousKing [MK] --

EP: oi, what's all this RUBBISH that just appeared in my ROOM?
EP: some GAME called sgrub or somethin?
EP: i mean i'm down for a GAME with you WEIRDOS as long as you aren't going to be dense about it.

She contemplates on pestering her other friend who is obviously on. Yeah sure, why not? You go to an old conversation between you and Will, although you just like to save time and call him RG.

EP: heyyyyy BOYO!
EP: did you just get some odd GAME in your ROOM?
EP: kinda hoping i ain't the only ONE.

Sean smiled as EP contacted him, and dropped into irish canter.
RG:hello Lass.
RG:aye, Got it from MK
RG:I wonder how this game is played.

EP: i spose he just found some MAGIC and sent it.
EP: he is one weird CHISELER.
EP: i wouldn't put MAGIC past him.

Emmy closely examined both discs. One said 'Server' and the other said 'Client'. Emmy scoffed and tossed both discs on her desk. No use in trying to figure them out untill she found some more information of them. She pulled up Google and searched SGRUB.

"No Sgrub... Jus' dis Sburb tingy. Hm... Maybe d'ere jus' typos." She proceeded to read the extremely brief information on the game. Which really only confused her more.

MK, I mean, Caliph blinks in confusion at EP's response.
MK: Your words co^fuse me.
MK: Are you still willing to play?

Emmy does a slight face palm. She shouldn't use Irish slang around these guys.

EP: what i meant was yes i'll play.
EP: i forgot that you guys usually don't understand SLANG.
EP: my bad.

mm: I guess ill join what disk goes first
anaiko looks at the disks to check for scratches or any damage while she waits

MK: Oh okay
MK: Sorry for ^ot u^dersta^di^g your sla^g
Now onto MM....
MK: I do^t k^ow
MK: I guess you a clie^t pairs up with a server....

mm: got it ill start now then
anaiko loads the client disk into the drive and sets the sever on her desk
mm: I will alert you when the download is done

mm: got it ill start now then
anaiko loads the client disk into the drive and sets the sever on her desk
mm: I will alert you when the download is done

EP: ah that's my FAULT.
EP: sometimes hard for me to unerstand my own SLANG at TIMES.

It's not like she was making excuses and being a not-bad-ass or anything. Nope. She has an image to keep up.

anaiko do something while waiting for the game to load

you grab your pistol and turn on a random song next you spin the gun in time to the music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbbA9BhCTko:

this is stupid

Caliph examines the box again. He knocks on the bottom. It sounded hollow. "A fake bottom?" He removes it without difficulty. More disks. ".....Really?" He puts them in the Appearifier and sends them to people at random.

MK: Well I'll let you deal with whatever you wa^t
MK: Bei^g a badass I thi^k

EP: finally SOMEONE recognizes that i am a total BAD ASS."

She grinned and pushed her glasses farther up the bridge of her nose, another disc magically appearing in her room. Well this was odd wasn't it?

(Sooo... Should I just jump in? Or, is there a specific order or something like that?)

You wake up to the constant popping of an old chat window you left open quite some time ago.
You've been sleeping for a solid hour after your training session with your lusus and you awaken from your coma-like hibernation. Oh, im sorry i forgot to introduce you to this troll. The troll we have been currently talking about goes by the name of Veekus Razoro;a devilish blades men with a long heritage.
Talking about devilish blades men you should reply to the ruckus of a chat box on your grub-top

-- devilshBladesmen  [DB]  began to troll everyone --
DB: Vhats going on? can't get anyving done viv ve vay you all keep blaring on ve chat box.
DB:(and vhen i mean i can't do anyving i mean i can't sleep)
DB:Vhats happening?

A troll, small in size, was in her den playing with her stuffed toys. She was just in an intense high speed chase with Mr. Testy Tentacles, and The Duo Cops, when she heard a trollian message jingle on her mobile ITroll, and her Grubtop. She was about to go to her computer, when suddenly there was a blinding flash of light for a second, which made this small troll jump. She then went over to it curiously, picking it up. SGRUB? Oh! Is this a GAME?!?! YOU LOVE GAMES! But, wait, who are you exactly? Vixnen Triket? Or just Vix for short. Alright, Vix, answer the Trollian message, and maybe troll everyone, while your at it.

--foxyComedian (FC) started trolling everyone--

FC: *Yip: Veekus! Heyip, Veekus! I don't know what's happening either! Do yip want to help me?
FC: *Yip: We can be like Duo Cops! Yip are the bad cop, and I'm the good cop! We can team up on this! It will be so much fun, come on, pppllleeeaaassseee?
FC: *Yip: Wait. Everyip one can help us find out what's going on! Heyip, everyip bodyip! What's going on?! Is this about the disks? Are we playipping a game?!