Ask Alder's Ocs

LIAM: Okay
LIAM: So I was asked to open this shit up and explain how this is gonna go on
LIAM: Mostly because there really aren't that many people that would actually willingly participate to do this so I'm just doing a favor
LIAM: You're welcome for that ass-hats
LIAM: Anyway
LIAM: This thread was created for you guys to ask us about all of your inquiries
LIAM: And apparently think up some random situations for us to be in?
LIAM: Like magic anons except not anonymous for the most part?
LIAM: For the love of god don't think of anything too unbearably stupid
LIAM: Because that'll be embarrassing for both of us and you know it
LIAM: So yeah that's about it actually
LIAM: Huh
LIAM: I expected this to be much worse actually
LIAM: Whatever
LIAM: So ask us some questions
LIAM: If you want I guess
LIAM: Honestly I have no more fucks to give on this subject
LIAM: I'm out
OC List
Orin Bennet
Liam Bennet
Jack Carrol
Oridum Angeli
Achilles
Achaenia

Situations?

Liam and Orin working in Taco Bell when Jack orders a Pikachu. Meanwhile Oridum walks in and starts throwing cookies at people.

"What the hell do you mean you want a Pikachu?" Was this guy serious or was he just a fucking moron? "Do not make me repeat myself, sir. I demand a Pikachu. It will be my fearless companion in all of my future escapades!" Yeah this guy was completely off his rocker's. "That doesn't even make any fucking sense! Just order some fake Mexican food like a normal goddamn person." Jack furrowed his brows, he appeared quite adamant, as if he refused to listen to reason. "Never! I demand a Pikachu this instant! Unless you want me to take more...legal action." Now Liam just looked plain confused. "Yes you heard correctly" Jack continued "give me the Pikachu or I shall sue this establishment." Liam's face flushed with rage "For fucks sake. We. Don't. Have. Pikachus. Why is that such a difficult concept for you to grasp. Do you really just have shit for brains?" Orin chuckled silently to himself "Now Liam, you are being a tad bit unreasonable, don't you think? Just give the lad his Pikachu and he'll be on his way." he said with a very strong hint of amusement in his voice. Jack perked up at this "Ah-ha! So you do have Pikachus for sale, enough stalling. I demand it now!" Liam glared at Orin, who was still seemed to think that the situation was hilarious. Just then, a cookie hit him in his face. "Argh!" Orin exclaimed loudly. The perpetrator was none other than Oridum, who was throwing cookies at the rest of the customers in the restaurant. Several complaints could be heard coming from the people in the establishment. Orin recuperated from the cookie and quickly tried to stop Oridum from causing any more harm, leaving Liam and Jack on their own. "Sir! I must ask that you leave at once! You are clearly disrupting--WHAT! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT HE'S JUST A CHILD--THAT WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO THROW ANOTHER COOKIE AT ME. WILL SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE?!" Jack and Liam looked idly at the shenanigans currently happening in silence. Jack then turned to face Liam and said "As I was saying before, I demand a Pikachu this instant!" Liam gave an exasperated sigh and covered his face with both of his palms. This was literally their first week at the job. Their first, fucking, week. Things would all go downhill from here. He was sure of it.

((Updated OC list to include the cherub twins.))

Le bump.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

A question for all of you.

What would you be looking out for, in your love interest towards others?

A Question to anyone of Alder's choice:

What is your favorite kind of underwear patterns?

Question to all.

What would you hate that is to suddenly become your enemy?

Like an imp or something...

to those who have met her how do you feel about baby?

If you all had to choose one romantic partner among yourselves, who would you choose nad (for the troll) in what quadrant.

ok another question. if you had to chose ONE person from your escapades to be stuck with on an island who would it be. and why?

XD

Liam. If you were kissed. And I do know you hate relationship questions. Which is why I'm doing another one. How would one react?

If you were another race, which one would you want to be?

Symbolic wrote:ok another question. if you had to chose ONE person from your escapades to be stuck with on an island who would it be. and why?

ORIN: I'd have to say Liam.
ORIN: At this point; one could say that us two are more like brothers than anything else.
ORIN: Strange, somewhat argumentative brothers, who just so happen to be the other's father.
ORIN: ...I get the odd feeling that would sound rather odd out of context.
ORIN: Or in context, as a matter of fact.
LIAM: I wouldn't care who came with me
LIAM: In case you haven't noticed
LIAM: We're all incompetent as fuck
LIAM: We'd be screwed no matter who I end up with
LIAM: Like
LIAM: At one point
LIAM: I didn't even notice my clothing was gone
LIAM: So I basically just walked around in my boxers until someone pointed it out
LIAM: It's seriously that fucking bad
JACK: no one.
JACK: why on earth would I need a companion?
JACK: i am perfectly capable of surviving on my own.
JACK: besides, what does not kill me will only transform me into a better warrior!
JACK: but if i had to choose, i'd say liam.
JACK: the boy must learn how to live up to his title and serve a true knight!
ORIDUM: i w+uld ch++se jack
ORIDUM: the guy seems pretty str+ng
ORIDUM: which w+uld pr+bably help balance my +verall physical weakness
ACHILLES: i would pothitively adore going with anyone here! :)
ACHILLES: i enjoy everyone'th company quite a bit.
ACHILLES: tho it would be fun for me no matter what!
ACHAENIA: no one
ACHAENIA: i have an avid dislike for everyone here
ACHAENIA: frankly everyone here seems good for nothin'
ACHAENIA: zese assholes have never heard of dropping down some sickly pumpkins
ACHAENIA: how much more of an amateur can you be

dexterousSurvivalist wrote:XD

Liam. If you were kissed. And I do know you hate relationship questions. Which is why I'm doing another one. How would one react?

ORIN: Well, in an attempt to answer your question, Oridum and me both attempted to kiss Liam to observe his reaction from a platonic "manbro" kiss, and a hate romance one.
ORIN: Suffice to say, he got flustered.
ORIN: VERY flustered.
ORIN: I am currently applying ice all over my body, to lessen the pain of my injuries.
ORIN: Oridum is doing the same, but his injuries seem far worse than mine.
ORIN: As for Liam himself, he is currently lying on the floor, his face is incredibly red, and he's panting rather heavily.
ORIN: Lord.
ORIN: I didn't expect him to react this badly.
ORIN: As a side note, would you mind, perhaps, asking less painful questions?

SpectrumJumper wrote:

If you were another race, which one would you want to be?

ORIN: I am perfectly content with the race I have now, thank you very much!
ORIN: The creatures from the stories I read are amazing and all, but...
ORIN: I wouldn't want to actually BECOME one of those creatures.
ORIN: The idea seems a bit odd, even for my tastes.
LIAM: I would be
LIAM: A dragon
LIAM: Wait scratch that
LIAM: I'd choose a ghost
LIAM: ...
LIAM: Fuck
LIAM: Do ghosts even constitute as another race?
LIAM: Maybe a djinn?
LIAM: Or an elf?
LIAM: Shit
LIAM: How about we just leave it at "A lot of other races"
LIAM: Like
LIAM: A fuckton
ORIDUM: THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION.
ORIDUM: I'M FINE WITH BEING A TROLL.
ORIDUM: BUT
ORIDUM: IF ANYTHING, I'D LIKE TO BECOME A HIGHBLOOD.
ORIDUM: MY FILTHY RUST BLOOD IS SORT OF REPULSIVE.  
JACK: i would become a colossal titan!
JACK: could you imagine the powers I would be granted?
JACK: there would be no one to stand in my way!
JACK: the thought
JACK: it just seems so
JACK: wonderful.
ACHILLES: i'd be a winged morality beatht!
ACHILLES: jutht like our JuJu, only...
ACHILLES: real, and tad bit more majethtic.
ACHILLES: which ithn't to say he ith not already majethtic of courthe.
ACHAENIA: why do you keep asking zese stupid questions
ACHAENIA: you should be asking me what i plan on doing once my religion spreads and i take complete control
ACHAENIA: but to answer your inane inquiry
ACHAENIA: i refuse to believe zat my current form is not perfect enough
ACHAENIA: i would remain ze same

which one of my oc's are you guys favorite and why?

If you had to kill any other person in your group, who would it be?

And Oridum, would you tap dat ass? *Points at ACHILLES*

Who are your favorite company to be with OTHER then another member of this little group?

Orin. Become Liams dad.

I said had to, give me an answer. XXP

Or tell me if you could have any other person in your group be your pet: who and what would they be?