The Bleh Adventures

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A boy with nothing to do sits on a box.
Wondering what to do.



I the narrator and creator of the story, decide to give him a book.
Though this un-nameless boy stares at this suddenly new founded book before him.
Starts to make him wanting to pick it up.



Needless to say.
The nameless boy picks up the 'MENU' book and inspects whats inside.
For some reason.
The book is asking for his name.

What is this boys name?

CardlyAnnoying wrote:> Sir Pent Foxicleson The Third!

Ah yes.
Such a name for someone truly royal.



Sadly to say.
This is not this boys name.
Besides.
He does not posse such powers to be a ruler.

sleeplessCartoonist wrote:Danny Devito.

kixonshadowbane wrote:The nubulater

thespiansCurtain wrote:==> Nibcakes McDunglator

bluefire31 wrote:==> Bobby

Bobby G.

There is many names to choose from!
We need something original!
Not some famous actor
Or musician!



The boys name is Bob

Bob appears somewhat skeptic on what the menu book contains.
What does bob see within this menu book?

CardlyAnnoying wrote:Also- smuppet ass.

What in the...
Lets turn more pages?...
...

sleeplessCartoonist wrote:Instructions and backstory. Exposition, exposition, exposition.

thespiansCurtain wrote:Something overly cryptic that leaves us as an audience confused but becomes vital towards the final act, beneath which is an overly sarky comment.

lazyMarauder wrote:He also sees the world depicted in an apocalypse scenario with the word "soon" written below it.

Bob looks at this quite horrified at this picture with his name in it!

bluefire31 wrote:==> Why are there classes on that menu?

thespiansCurtain wrote:==> Become all the classes because you are fit like that

Bob places his hand on the suppose menu's class sets.
Due too this.
It seems nothing worked?
Strange.

lazyMarauder wrote:Perhaps if you become an overlord you might truly be worthy of the name Pent Foxicleson.

Bob stares at the new title over his head amongst the darkness for some reason.
Maybe Overlords are something to do with the evil factor?
Bob was not sure what this means.
But he was definitely sure now hes an Overlord from slamming his hand on the book.
Perhaps this book is what they say a true menu?

Bob yet wonders what an Overlord can do.

sleeplessCartoonist wrote:Break the box. Using your mind.
If not, your fists will do.

ARGGGGGG!~
Bob goes.
But it seems the mind trick is not working.
It seems it have given Bob a migraine instead.

bluefire31 wrote:==> Maybe mage

Then you can do magicks

TheChaotic1 wrote:Stand on the box, be the lord who is over everyone.

Bob simply refuses to do those things as he already choose Overlord.
Bob also has no one to lord over against.
Nothing but thin air and this god darn darkness.
What even is the deal with that?

thespiansCurtain wrote:==> Do something dastardly and evil with your newfound powers, try writing 'The World' in your bag of holding and see what happens.

Bob is staring at the book he tossed on the floor.
...Frowning within his migraine...