Adventures in Sburb or Sgrub depending on your race (OPEN)

"Come at me king!" You say charging at its face when it opens its mouth wide. "Oh shit!" You yell then turn around and run as dukes crossbow bolt hits one of the eyes. "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!" You continue to fly away as fast as you can. Then the king begins to breath out a stream of acid.

(ignore that last post)

Mat sees Liam hacking at the King's leg, The King looks down at him with his messed up eye.

There was way too much going on. She wasn't tired and only had a few cuts and scrapes. But there was too much. She thought she saw an ogre summon fire in one of it's grubby hands. Perhaps it was because of the Mario gloves, Mario had various power-ups, right? Well, Troll Mario, of course. But didn't that mean they could have a variety of power-ups? Though Troll Mario can only have one power up active at a time. Regardless, they can stomp on you really hard regardless. And can fly from the dragon being prototyped. . .

Her mind drifted to the Black King. More specifically, his stomach. There was a giant ring, from the cluckbeast clock, yes. But what did it do? Anything unknown was a threat, and threats weren't good. She felled another ogre and shook her head, going back to getting the Black King's minions away from the party.

You think of a new idea. Sure, you would be exhausted afterwards, but you can't believe you didn't think of this before. You begin to shrink the giant, hopefully it will be easier for the rest to defeat him then.

Mat looks at Liam beginning to shrink the King. The King wants to stop him. The King begins to swing his sword at Liam.

You stare at Liam who is now shrinking the giant. Then you notice that the king is getting ready to swing a sword. You start thinking of someway to deflect it. "Mat! I need your help with this!" You yell loudly hoping he will understand what you are trying to do. The symbol for your aspect flashes in your eyes for a few seconds. Immediately 5 meteors come falling down towards the king and his blade. Then you fall over and are now falling towards the ground.

Mat unsure as to what the hell Will wants him to do. Mat sees 5 meteors. Does he want me to do something with that. Mat grabs a meteor through space powers and such bringing it down towards where the king was about to swing. The kings sword slices through the meteor. "Shit..."

If you could face palm you would but sadly you are out of energy and falling towards the ground.

Mat sees the falling comrade. Why is everyone losing energy. Mat runs to catch Will and lets him down. Now what can i do.

Mat does the only thing he knows how. Grow the shit out of those meteors.

Now Mat must keep the King from using his sword to slice them huge rocks.

Shoot, dodge, check on team-mates, repeat. It was a fairly simple concept. Though she wished she at least had some sort of plasma weaponry to cut the hordes down quicker; but it had a chance of blowing up in her face so maybe it was for the best. The imps were almost not worth taking out, ogres fell easily, Liches were a little difficult. Basilisks took long but were simple; but the Giclopses were proving some challenge. This was the fourth time she'd been grabbed, and she shot herself out again. It didn't do much damage to her; but it was an annoyance. The only reason she was getting grabbed was because the Pshooooes only allowed so much maneuver ability in the air. Maybe she should've gone God-Tier to do things to a higher standard. Well, too late now. Shoot, dodge, check, repeat.

Duke decides he needs to disarm the Kings so he can't deflect the attacks so easily, and aims his next crossbow bolt at the Kings wrist.

The King holds his hand. Letting go of his blade. "Nice shot Duke!"

The meteor falls towards the King but the King shuffles. However, It lands on the sword crushing the blade.

As the King screams upset another meteor heads towards him. Mat sees Will directing them onto the king.

The King puts his hands up and catches the meteors using all his strength. This is the chance.

Mat runs towards the King leaping in the air. Mat Increases the size of his blade. Time seems to slow down. Mat is looking at the king. One strike should do it. Right down the middle.

The king opens his mouth. What-wha is he doing.

You lay there one of your hands in the air. Kind of awkwardly staying there you barely move your other hand onto the ground and push yourself up. You are now sitting up and see that there are still two meteors left. "Well now or never." You barely get up and shove the blade of your scythe rifle into the ground. Then aim it at the black King. wait how do you shoot this thing. "MAT OR DUKE HOW DO YOU FIRE A GUN?"

Mat sees the King's mouth forming a green orb. Acid i guess. Why is everything going so fast yet so slow? I can't move. The King shoots the acid ball into Mat's cheast sending him flying burning most of his tunic. Mat falls back into the sky. I should've made acid proof armour...

Mat feels his chest getting really hot. An intense burning sensation. As if someone was ripping his chest apart piece by piece. Mat shoots a bullet in the air taking out the King's eye. That used probably all he's got left. *Mat eyes begins to water*

-Is this it....no it can't be....it can't be.... I still got work to do!-

*Mat hits the ground with a loud thud*

You see mat fall and hit the ground in slow motion. "Shit, shit, shit." You begin to panic while holding onto the pole of your scythe that is in the ground for support. "We need rain right about now..." The symbol for light flashes in your eye once again and rain begins to pour down. You look up at the sky and see the last two meteors are still on a crash course with the king. "Five seconds until their impact." You smile and find the trigger on the rifle part of your scythe. "NEVEMIND DUKE! I FOUND THE TRIGGER." You calm down and look back over at mat who is still on the ground.

The King holding his eye falls to the ground. He doesn't know where anything is. Whats that noise. Sounds like death approaching.

You fire a bullet at one of the Kings ears but you miss. "Why are these things so hard to shoot." You mumble and looks like 2 seconds left for the King. "Hey mat don't die, not yet!" You crawl over to him and slap his face while the rain is still pouring down.

Mat just barely conscious starts feeling pain in his face region.

"* cough cough* I......on....1%...right now...man.."


Mat reaches towards his glasses and hands them to Will. Just in case Mat didn't make it he something stored.

You look at the glasses and tilt your head to the side. "No, you are not going to die and make me do something for you!" You slap him again right as the two meteors hit the king.

You rush over to Mat. Grabbing him you say to Will " You guys handle the king, I'll take care of dingus over here." You teleport to Will's house and start looking for medical supplies, tylenol and stuff.

You stand up somehow and pull out your trusty scythe. "Hey Duke let's finish this!" You begin to run as the two meteors hit against the king.

Mat in intense pain, thinks back.
*FlashBack*
Papa Blanche: It's alright Mat it was just a dream.. Whenever your having a scary dream blink twice then you'll be safe with me...

*present day*

Mat blinks once*
One more time*
Mats eyes begin getting watery. *blink*

"Mat!" She cried out as she saw the Knight fall to the ground and teleported away. This distraction caused her to get clocked in the face by a massive fist. She spat out violet coloured blood and shot it to the ground. She grit her teeth, knowing that she had to keep the minions off of Duke and Will to win this thing. She once more began firing upon the hordes of enemies. "Will, Duke, do your thing!" Was her only command. Top Hat miraculously staying atop her head.

Mat lied on the floor quite dead.

*Poof* There appeared a chameleon.

Chameleon 15 was sitting on the floor where Mat's body was.

*Somewhere In LONAF*

*Chugs Pepsi*

*ring flash* "Mat looked at Reptar's Ring"

Chameleon 15: "I have failed your time to go and fight."

"Alright then." *Teleport to battlefield*


*Hours prior* Reptar became ruler of the Village Of Meepleburg. As ruler he was granted the ring of minions. This allowed all Chameleons to follow his orders. Reptar gave this to Mat in order for him to fight in the battle without major consequence. Although this only works once a decade. Mat had one shot now. After the first shot of course. Mat used Chameleons as a sort of Shadow Clone esque thing. Mat had time to acid proof his armor and enjoy his may be last meal. Time for the real fight.

*present day* Mat sees his comrades fighting. "Oh shit Liam" *Mat focused his energy on getting Liam to Ekliat. *poof*

*Mat sees to meteors hit the King* "It's time"

Mat dashed off towards the King with Sanic Speed.

He sees Duke and Will approaching him as well. "Hey guys no time to explain. I suggest a cool looking attack all together at once to finish King George over here"