Adventures in Sburb or Sgrub depending on your race (OPEN)

"Mat's land might be depopulated by now. So let's go there for you to grind." you still have your cheeks puffed and try to hard dukes mark from mat.

"We're gonna step it up guys"

*Mat teleports Duke and Will to Duke's land.*

"Ok guys since this is my 4th location monsters here are strong shit. Don't worry though I'll make sure they don't hurt you in any way"

"Dude, the more you try to hide it the more obvious it is. It's not like he cares anyway, right Mat?"

One teleported Duke looks around. "Okay, let's get this party started." He rolls his d20.

18

You get the Greataxe this time.

"I can handle myself dude." You giggle and release dukes hand while on the ground. "I can just cause some pretty bad luck happen to my enemies!" A ogre begins to trudge towards the three and it gets struck down by lightning. "See!" You giggle some more

"Yeah don't hide your love tattoo"

"Try not to take too much kills Duke is the one who needs to level up"

You blush a deep red. The consorts of dukes land forever talked about the lighting summoning watermelon with legs.

*GRINDING MONTAGE*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx6ACDBzn-M

You are giving Duke some support while you three are grinding. You smile and try to do a badass stunt but fail and slip. You get up laughing.

Looks like more montages are needed...

After a glorious battle montage Duke reaches the top of his escheladder.

"Ok then It's time"

*Mat teleports them to Duke's quest bed*

"Ok then Duke death approaches"

"I can have a lightning bolt kill you Duke..." You say solemnly and tear up a little.

"Uhh dude want me to handle this?"

"Y-yeah I-I-I coul-couldn't do that to him." Your voice shakes and trembles.

"Man I really wish I didn't have to die for this to work."

Duke lays down on his quest bed and closes his eyes.

"Okay, whatever you do make it quick."

It starts to rain thanks to your influence with light powers.

Mat stands over Duke. "Hmm never killed anyone before especially a friend...I hope this doesn't scar me for life"

Mat closes his eyes.

--Go on do it--

-Hold on I'm workin on it-

Mat stabs his sword staright through Duke's heart. Mat unequips the swords.

"Oh god that sucked. Man I really hope this isn't a thing later"

Duke barely feels a sharp pain in his chest before he doesn't feel anything anymore. The next thing he knows he wakes up back on his quest bed with some really weird outfit on. He has now become the Heir of Heart.


(He would be a Knight but since there was already one I changed him for this session)

"Duke!" You cry tears of joy and pounce on him and kiss his lips. "I like your outfit a lot." You smile while still crying tears of joy.

(K)

"Yo sorry for killin you and shit"

"No problem, it had to be done."

- Oh god what have I done. I'll never be able to live through this. I'll be mentally fucked. BLoodlust. Trauma. Nightmares. Suicidal thoughts-


"Nope, Fuck that shit"

You smile and giggle a little. "You have a giant tube on your head duke." You laugh some more and pick up the end of the tube. Then you look over to mat "fuck what shit?"

"Hey, you have a giant tube on your pants so I think we're even."