Adventures in Sburb or Sgrub depending on your race (OPEN)

"Two societies together? Dude, you know that they're both at war right now? And that Derse is going to win, and then Black King man starts destroying Skaia. That's how the game works. How are you going to bring those two to peace? Also, what would that even achieve? Wouldn't that break the game or some shit?"

Duke catches his breath after the epic dance fight thing. "Dude, that was awesome."

"I know right!" You place another kiss this time on his cheek. "Those fraymotiff things are so cool!" You sound like an excited child in a candy store with a lot of money.

"Skia's destruction is not necessary, but for most sessions it is inevitable. We, luckily have two
post-gamers on our side. While they enjoy themselves down there, we will kill the king and queen of derse. We will replace them with a grey queen, to rule over both societies." You think for a second "Oh yeah, we also need two giant chains."

"First of all, you're supposed to prevent Skaia's destruction by killing the black king."
He sighed.
"Second of all, how the FUCK, are you supposed to get a grey king and queen?"

With a sly grin you say. "Well we don't NEED a grey king, and I already have a grey queen at the ready. Now that I think of it, You've met her already, although she was hiding her face at the time. She's a little shy."

"W-what the hell are you talking about?"
He seemed to react negatively to that. Did he know? Or was he bullshitting? Or did he mean something else?
((Plot thickener? No? Okay.))

Whilst the plot thickens Mat goes out to fight monsters exploring caves and such. " No way am I going to fall behind everyone else. *fighting*"

"My sprite! DerspitQueensprite!" He grins wildly then frowns... "Wait a sec... you know something you're not telling me... i don't need to be a mind aspect to know you're hiding something..."

"Oh, her." He face palmed.
"And the fuck do you mean I'm hiding something? I was just confused." He snarled.

"Well I think Perceval is clean now, we should probably get them back to somewhere safe." Duke picks up his soggy shoes and his thankfully dry bracer and shirt.

you blush a little at how naked you feel next to Duke so you put your shirt shorts and shoes back on. "Yeah that would be smart to keep the little ones safe." you pick up Perceval who is now clean and reptar who is still a little bit wet. "Where should we go?"

You glare deeply into the troll's eyes... then go back the wild grinning. "Heh, sorry dude, guess i was also confused!" You laugh heartily. You know something was off, but you'll leave it for a later conversation. Don't want to hurt your new friend. You are now approaching prospit. You use your pendent to call DerspitQueensprite and then head to the main castle to meet with the Royals.

"Maybe we should go find the others? I'm sure Mat would like to see Reptar."

The glare intimidated him, a high blood. He wouldn't stand for it, but he reluctantly followed SA with his hands in his overcoat pockets. He really had too many secrets. Yeah, this was a really bad idea; talking to these kids. Fuck, he was an idiot.

Mat sits in the frog temple playin on his gamingLapWatch.

Duke messages Mat.

AG: Hey man, where are you?
AG: Perceval and Reptar are done playing in the water
AG: we're going to meet back up with you

"Sounds like a plan. You take reptar and I'll take Perceval." You smile as you hold out reptar and Perceval clings onto your back.

"Okay, he's in a temple. Shouldn't be too hard to find." Duke takes the little lizard and equips his Green Dragon Wingpack. "Let's go!" He shouts as he blasts off, holding Reptar close.

You pull out your card pack and quickly catch up to Duke while holding onto Perceval. "Race you there!" You smile and blast off towards the temple.

He began to think to himself as he was lead into the Prospitan's castle.

Obviously this charade cannot last forever. You're probably going to have to tell them somehow, probably in person because the oblivious fucks never seem to pay attention to my memos. Ugh, whatever. Lets get this over and done with.

DerspitQueensprite heads into the castle an you motion for the troll to wait with you outside the walls.
"Better if she handles it, she knows what its like to talk to them, I mean she is half them!" You chuckle and pat your friend on the back. "For now, lets just prepare for the battle on derse."

(( :3 I just had to make her! ))

"Oh, uh, sure." He was snapped out of his thoughts, nodding and pulling the scarf back up his face since it was starting to slip. "Right. . . So I can do a lot of damage, if the pressure is kept off me. I need a set up time, which I can't do if I'm locked in melee." He explained. "I guess you're the leader; since you know the most? I don't know." He scratched the back of his head, and righting his top hat.
((Also, nice sprite picture thing! =P))

"Nah, I'm more into the cheery sidekick role while still being a bit independent. The Nightwing to your Batman. And I don't think I can hold them both back at once despite my god powers. So I guess I'll take whichever one is faster, we'll see when we get there." You sigh. "Look dude, I'm sorry for accusing you of hiding stuff, It can just be hard to trust people in this game."