Re: SGRUB TROLL SESSION [OPEN!!!]

by **unendingAmbience** Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:00 am

Iskard looks back at the Trollian window as it begins to flash, indicating he received a response. He doesn't even realize that he had subconsciously signed into his Terminal as root, something he only did once per month to update his software... After reading through the message, he considers his options and goes with his gut feelings and does not consult with his moirail at all.

DistantRed wrote:
-- ultimateCalculation [UC] began trolling legendaryFreak[LF] --
UC:+Hello there, it seems that my moirail and I are having a bit of difficulty with connections and playing Sgrub...

-We've been more or less following the conversation for the setup and logistics, but neither of us have server copies of Sgrub.
-We both have client copies though, and I was wondering whether there would be the possibility of one of you connecting with either of us as a server?

LF: I'd certainly be up for it!
LF: (WHy THe HeLL DiD i JuST iMMeDiaTeLy aGRee To a CoMPLeTLy RaNDoM GaMe i KNoW NoTHiNG aBouT? >:( )
LF: Please shut up, Sab.
LF: (You ARe a FReaK, MaN.)
LF: Just ignore him.
LF: (F! u!)
LF: (i'LL TaLK aND Be HeaRD By PeoPLe iF i Fu**iNG FeeL LiKe iT!!!)
LF: Okay, I just started downloading the server.
LF: I'm glad that you went straight to me though. :D
LF: Despite me...
LF: (aND WHaT DoeS THaT MeaN!?)
LF: Nothing, Evil Me.
LF: (i'M NoT eViL...)
LF: Would you prefer I connect to you or to Markus?
LF: Me and me would just argue this for like ever, man.
LF: If it was up to me, I'd have you.
LF: (aND i'D HaVe THe Fu**iNG PuSHoVeR YeLLoW DuDe.)
LF: You really aren't helping your case, me.

UC: +I think that I'd prefer it if you connect to me as my server.

by **DistantRed** Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:44 am

unendingAmbience wrote:
DistantRed wrote:
-- ultimateCalculation [UC] began trolling legendaryFreak[LF] --
UC:+Hello there, it seems that my moirail and I are having a bit of difficulty with connections and playing Sgrub...

-We've been more or less following the conversation for the setup and logistics, but neither of us have server copies of Sgrub.

-We both have client copies though, and I was wondering whether there would be the possibility of one of you connecting with either of us as a server?

LF: I'd certainly be up for it!
LF: (WHy THe HeLL DiD i JuST iMMeDiaTeLy aGRee To a CoMPLeTLy RaNDoM GaMe i KNoW NoTHiNG aBouT? >:( )
LF: Please shut up, Sab.
LF: (You ARe a FReaK, MaN.)
LF: Just ignore him.
LF: (F! u!)
LF: (i'LL TaLK aND Be HeaRD By PeoPLe iF i Fu**iNG FeeL LiKe iT!!!)
LF: Okay, I just started downloading the server.
LF: I'm glad that you went straight to me though. :D
LF: Despite me...
LF: (aND WHaT DoeS THaT MeaN!?)
LF: Nothing, Evil Me.
LF: (i'M NoT eViL...)
LF: Would you prefer I connect to you or to Markus?
LF: Me and me would just argue this for like ever, man.
LF: If it was up to me, I'd have you.
LF: (aND i'D HaVe THe Fu**iNG PuSHoVeR YeLLoW DuDe.)
LF: You really aren't helping your case, me.

UC: +I think that I'd prefer it if you connect to me as my server.

-But honestly, I only reached that decision via a coin flip. -I don't feel like programming a random number function and defining rules at the moment

*so if you want a better decision, there's always that...

-Just don't argue incessantly about it... It gives me a headache, and I can't even hear you!

*though it does intrigue me as to how it affects things like, say, your Troll Typological Profile...

-I might ask you some questions later on, maybe when this game really gets going and starts to plateau, assuming it does...

*though they all do.

LF: (i HaD PLaNS oF MaKiNG YouR MoiRaL SuFFeR!)
LF: (i GueSS i CaN MaKe You SuFFeR iNSTeaD.)
LF: -_-
LF: Either way, I think it was best that you used a coin. I mean, we could've used a coin, but we both always choose the same side of the coin for what we want.
LF: (NuH-uH! i CHooSe THe SiDe FiRST aND THeN THiS DuMBaSS CHooSeS iT Too.)
LF: ...
LF: Either way, I am cool with questions.
LF: (NoNe oF THe PSyCHo-aNaLySiS SHiT THouGH. WHaT i SaY iS WHaT i Fu**iNG MeaN. No MoRe, No LeSS.)
LF: As soon as the server finishes downloading, I'll start server-ing(?) you.
LF: (DoN'T BuLLSHiT WoRDS! THe WoRD iS Fu**iNG HoSTiNG.)
LF: Sigh... I'll start hosting you once it finishes downloading.
LF: (GooD!)

by **radiantCataclysm** Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:59 pm

After waiting a for a little while to see if Iskard finds anyone, he receives no such message. He must be preoccupied by now. Markus decides to poke someone else on trollian and ask for a server copy.

-- corneredAutonomy [CA] began trolling --
CA: [)oes anyone have a server copy of sgrub? o: | only have a server copy and | need someone to be my server.

by **senselessArtist** Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:47 am

Temroe stood in his respite block, not quite sure what to do. He had recently done some art, and had just finished practicing his euphonium, and his game console was broken by his lusus's shield, so he had nothing else to do then check what was up with Trollian. Temroe made his way to his computer, and on his desk was some paper, pencils, and two copies of a game that was recently just released, SGRUB, the Client and Server versions of it, although he wasn't really sure how he acquired the discs or when.

-- senslessArtist [SA] began pestering abnormalAlchemist [AA] --
SA: Hello AA, it has been some time since we last chatted, I was wondering if you were doing anything at the moment.
SA: Because I have this game next to me that I'd like to try out.
SA: And since it involves a Server and a Client, I'm assuming it needs more than one person. Would you like to play with me?
SA: Do you know of anyone else who has the game and would like to join us?

by **trichotomousKeeper** Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:57 pm

((Thrisi is waiting for PA to connect to her))

After not getting much of a response from PA Thrisi decides to message PH back.

TK: Did you g3T in Touch wiTh AA?
TK: I hav3n'T h3ard much from anyon3 in a biT
TK: Th3y mighT b3 busy, I'm noT sur3

You hear a ding. Oh yeah, you had food in the oven. Looks like it's done, better get it before it burns your hive down. That just wouldn't do.

by **PerpetuallyAdroit** Fri Aug 14, 2015 7:14 pm

(kk)

He keeps a suspicious eye on the object that AA was moving around his room before finally connecting to Thrisi. He sees the Jade blood's room but does not see her, a moment after figuring out the controls of the camera he spots the Jade moving towards her kitchen. He then tests out a few things concerning object movement. He picks up her husk top, transporting it to her position next to the oven on a counter. Messaging her over Pesterchum afterwards,

trichotomousKeeper [TK]began trolling PerpetuallyAdroit [PA]

TK: So I jusT Talk3d To AA
TK: Sh3 said I should have you conn3cT To m3 To b3 my s3rv3r play3r
TK: I Think...
TK: I'v3 n3v3r play3d a gam3 lik3 This b3for3, I'm noT quiT3 sur3 how iT works
PA: Alright I will get to that 'n'ow, just give me a sec while I co'n''n'ect.
TK: Ok, jusT l3T m3 know whaT To do I gu3ss
PA: Alright I am getti'n'g the han'd of these controls. I will &egi'n' placi'n'g dow'n' what looks to be devices 'n'eeded for the game arou'n'd your hive shortly.

He spots a large piece of machinery being dropped in front of the entrance of his respiteblock. Frowning and scratching his head, he guessed he wasn't getting out that way.

by **trichotomousKeeper** Fri Aug 14, 2015 7:27 pm

Thrisi had just turned off the oven when she turned around with her food and nearly dropped it. She was surprised to see that her husk top had somehow made it into the kitchen without her, until she opened the waiting message.

TK: Oh, okay
TK: I gu3ss you hav3 conTrol ov3r my 3nvironm3nT?
TK: I'll ch3ck ouT 3v3ryThing onc3 you finish

by **senselessArtist** Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:15 pm

Temroe, unsure of how long it'd take for AA to respond, decides to check her profile for a list of chums to pester, and decided to do exactly that to one of them on the list.

-- senselessArtist[SA] began pestering trichotomousKeeper[TK] --

SA: Hello, I don't believe we've ever spoken before.
SA: I found you on a list of chums on abnormalAlchemist's page.
SA: I was wondering if you know anything about this SGRUB game, that is to assume you even have it.
SA: I'm asking because AA has not responded back to me for some time.

by **trichotomousKeeper** Sat Aug 15, 2015 4:26 am

Thrisi is busy stirring a pot on the stove when her husk top dings again. This time it's a message from an unfamiliar handle. Curious, she opens it and replies.

TK: I do have the gam3, y3s
TK: I'm afraid I don'T know much abouT iT mys3lf Though
TK: I've jusT sTarT3d playing

by **topgunAmnesiac** Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:57 pm

> Tavrin: Quit zoning out and be active

You wake the hell up. Checking your husktop, you find a message that we've already seen in response to you sticking your nose into this whole "sgrub" business.

AA: OH HEY!
AA: +HE G@ME IS SGRUB. IVE @LRE@DY S+@R+ED @ SESSION OF I+ WI+H @ FRIEND OF MINE. I BE+ I+'D BE EVEN BE++ER WI+H MORE +ROLLS, +HOUGH!

That brings a smile to your face. As you continue scrolling through the messages, you watch as these trolls of various blood colors and personalities fumble through working the game. None of them seem to remember one of Trollian's most important features, namely the ability to pester others regardless of their position in time. You make a silent pledge to message yourself once you figure out the way this game works.

Ah, there you are now.

-FUTURE solitudeUnsilenced [FSU] SO MANY HOURS FROM NOW has begun pestering CURRENT solitudeUnsilenced [CSU]
FSU: so i'm cont^cting you now, like i s^id i would.
CSU: ye^h.
CSU: wh^t ^m i even supposed to s^y to myself?
FSU: bro, it will ^ll become cle^r.
FSU: the winds of ch^nge will blow ^w^y ^ll the uncle^rness.
FSU: ^s soon ^s you st^rt pl^ying this g^me, everything's going to m^ke ^ whole lot of sense.
CSU: for re^l?
FSU: ^s re^l ^s my ^ss.
FSU: btws, bro, you don't need to be shy.
FSU: trust me when i s^y this.
CSU: ok^y. th^t sounds f^ke, but ok^y.
FSU: i'm serious.
FSU: tick tock, p^st me.
CSU: w^it!
CSU: i don't even h^ve a server pl^yer yet!
FSU: yes you do.
FSU: i'm your server.
FSU: i see you, by the way.
FSU: hi.
CSU: <:O
FSU: <:)
FSU: < :)
FSU: <:)
FSU: < :)
CSU: heh, but re^lly?
FSU: re^lly re^lly br^h.
FSU: incoming.

An incredibly loud thud catches your attention. Apparently your past self has begun dropping incredibly heavy machinery in your hive.

FSU: you're going to h^ve to kill your lusus.
CSU: ^lb^trossmom? but she's so nice. <:(
FSU: you'll see her ^g^in soon.
FSU: she should underst^nd.
CSU: wh^tever you s^y.

Goodbye, dearest lusus. You whip out your favorite wand and point it at her. She stares at you with those big, bird eyes. God damn, this is going to be hard for you.

Why don't we just be someone else to give you some privacy?

> Be someone else

by **topgunAmnesiac** Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:05 pm

Bumpy-bump, bitches.

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