Yo, new here, a little about myself.

by **Derpy** Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:16 pm

So, my real name is Gage, and I absolutely hate it. People refer to me as Victor or Todd, but over the magical interwebs, I'm Derpy, which is short for IntelligentDerp, DatIntelligentDerp, or any variation.

I'm a curly-haired fat kid with a passion for writing and sleeping. My linguistic skills are rather high for someone of my age, although I absolutely refuse to use them. I am a fountain of useless knowledge, and, despite my high intelligence, I just sit around doing pretty much nothing.

I'm great at being a general waste of space, yet people seem to like me. I tend to be depressed a lot, but hey, that's just how I roll. I usually just sleep through it anyways. I can sleep through anything.

Despite this all, I'm a fun-loving idiot with a violent tendency but a sweet side, if you get through my extreme vulgarity I am really just a big sweetheart. I may not have ever met some of my friends, but I still feel for them, cry for them, grieve for them, even if they live states, countries, continents away. They will always hold a place in my heart.

My musical taste is very eclectic. If you don't believe me, at the end of this I will post my ENTIRE pandora list as of 3/24/15. I'm currently listening to Shinedown but will likely switch over to jazz, swing, or classical to listen to while I sleep. Also, my favorite color is purple, and I like the taste of blood. My own, I mean, never tasted anyone else's... Yet >:9

I'm a heavy gamer and as thus, spend most of my time polishing my skills. I, however, am a lower-middleclassman, and therefore, have a rather terrible laptop, but, I do my best with it. I tend to enjoy action-based games more, but text-based also rolls with me, or survival, and strategy.

I'm also known to do utterly stupid things, like lick a venus flytrap, make a cologne flamethrower ((Make sure your friends can aim or you'll be set on fire, trust me)), roll in the snow in very little clothing, or get bagged by about fifty-sixty pounds of force.

also, I'm a huge junkie of the Fallout series. It's like, my jet, man, and my med-x.

That's uh, I think that's all, but, before I leave and oh shit Nirvana's on hellyes

Uh
Have some haikus,
and then the pandora list
do with them what you will
((and yes I am obsessed with writing haikus, they plaster my walls sometimes))

Will you join me in
this elegant symphony
of insanity?

When the darkness calls,
beckons you towards its form,
say, "goodbye, myself."

Leaves, falling from trees,
Snow, drifting toward the ground,
life, leave your corpse.

Pandora list up next, yo.

Industrial Radio
Goth Radio
Punk Radio
Psychobilly Radio
System Of A Down Radio
Fall Out Boy Radio
Celtic Radio
Lindsey Stirling Radio
Jazz Radio
The Glitch Mob Radio
Apocalyptica Radio
Die Walküre (The Valkyrie), Opera, Wwv 86b: The Ride Of The Val
Alien Ant Farm Radio
Barenaked Ladies Radio
Disturbed Radio
Famous Radio
Puddle Of Mudd Radio
Deadmau5 Radio
Black Veil Brides Radio
Matchbox Twenty Radio
Pink Floyd Radio
Led Zeppelin Radio
Black Sabbath Radio
Classic Metal Radio
Heavy Metal Radio
Deathcore Metal Radio
Five Finger Death Punch Radio
Guns N' Roses Radio
Aerosmith Radio
The Beatles Radio
Rage Against The Machine Radio
Cage The Elephant Radio
Spose Radio
Basshunter Radio
Angel In The Night Radio
Lullabye Radio
Daniel Tosh Radio
GLaDOS & Jonathan Coulton Radio
Flobots Radio
Switchfoot Radio
Rucka Rucka Ali Radio
'Weird Al' Yankovic Radio
Nightcore Radio
Monster Cat Radio
Secondhand Serenade Radio
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Radio
Staind Radio
Seether Radio
Paramore Radio
Flyleaf Radio
Evanescence Radio
Skillet Radio
Papa Roach Radio
optionsadd variety
Breaking Benjamin Radio
Three Days Grace Radio
Trapt Radio
Metallica Radio
Nirvana Radio
Ozzy Osbourne Radio
Less Than Jake Radio
Smash Mouth Radio
Tonic Radio
Green Day Radio
Relient K Radio
Be My Escape Radio
I Just Wanna Run Radio
Scars Radio
Still Swinging Radio
Rise Against Radio
Simple Plan Radio
Red Hot Chili Peppers Radio
Foo Fighters Radio
Sail Radio
3Oh!3 Radio
Daft Punk Radio
Crush 40 Radio
Eminem Radio
Sum 41 Radio
The Offspring Radio
Gorillaz Radio
Linkin Park Radio
Shinedown Radio
Slipknot Radio
Korn Radio
Hollywood Undead Radio
Fort Minor Radio

Eclectic as fuck.

by **graphiteGunaydin** Tue Mar 24, 2015 9:37 pm

Well...greetings, Derpy!! <:33

by **Vriska's Matesprit** Wed Mar 25, 2015 4:30 am

nice to meet you. I hope you enjoy rping with us or just a plain old chat.

by **Derpy** Wed Mar 25, 2015 5:17 pm

I'll probably invest in both. But, thanks!

by **Derpy** Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:21 pm

Remember the cologne flamethrower thing? Well, I got to step it up a notch today. In science, I got to hold fire in my hands. A complex process that's also rather simple, you only need bubbles, natural gas, water, and a lighter. Most people were scared and I just kinda stood there smiling like a goddamn idiot the entire time.

In other words, that's the third time in my life I set myself on fire. The first two were accidental and obviously today was on purpose.

Tl;dr fire's fucking cool yo

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