Why don't we advertise?

No, this is not a venture, I am not proposing we go spread the good name of this site, I am asking why the hell ain't we doing it now.

I feel like lots o our regulars slowly drifted away, and that just puts a redneck's steak knife into my motherfucking practically hillbilly blood puncher.

I miss the angsty dudes that are so saturated in this teenful fandom.

I miss that dude that is always lying about being involved in big shit and that dude that actually is involved in big shit.

I miss that dude that is really bad at spelling and performs every cliché in the book and uses shitty anime suffixes that we all pity because we used to be them or something like them.

Please, where are my nerds.

I am sleep deprived while I wrote this but I probably meant like half of it or more or less.

Actually... When I came here, I was like, "This was the first thing to show up in Google. Why... Are there like four people online?

Here, this is something my home RP site uses.
http://www.toprpsites.com/
It's simple, and it works. We had a bunch of people join just because they looked up 'LoZ' in the search bar, and we aren't even the only LoZ site on there. This site would be the only Homestuck one. And I know I searched there before I searched Google for this site.

Also, the competition ain't tough. You can easily get to the first or second page by having seven or so people vote every day. The voting resets every month, and yeah, you can vote every day. My home site has pretty much always been on the home page, and I'm pretty sure this site can at least hold second page.

Also, a TVtropes page. This may sound cheesy, but it is at least as effective as the Top Rp Sites site. One of our members decided to make it, and bam. The next day someone joined saying that was how they found it. Not that I'm saying that's what will happen, but it certainly has worked before.

make a TV tropes page about us pleeeeeeease, OR I WILL MURDERED YOUR DREAMS WITH MY SOUL. Also, all I got is a phone.

Lol, I do not even know what to say to that. But, yeah, maybe someone who know the site more should?

What do you need to know? I can answer questions if you askem interview style.

OK, first question: How does Tvtropes work?


> Realize Glag is most definitely not the person for this job.

DONT MAKE SUGGESTIONS IF YOU CANT HELP.

Wut


Suggestions are suggestion because you're suggesting things too help. I suggested things, not volunteered to implement them :P

Well can you make another suggestion on who to force to implement them?