Re: King of the Hill

by Guest Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:07 pm

-He edges forward, bringing his sword back like a baseball player would do with a bat.- Stop saying that!

by **tlo** Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:35 pm

Glag stabs Chewwy in both shoulders, glaring at him as though he had killed his father.
"HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE!" Glag brings his blade down, slicing Chewwy's cheek and backing him into a corner which just appeared there.

"Offer me money," says Glag simply, but the vehemence behind the words is obvious.

by **V.M.P.** Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:43 pm

V.M.P. turns the hill democratic, whoever votes to evict glag say glag sucks donkey penis.

by **tlo** Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:44 pm

Glag slaps V off the hill, and returns to his duel which may or may not have been frozen for several days now.

by **V.M.P.** Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:49 pm

Without back muscles the slap falls harmlessly on him and it is a landslide victory, glag is now evicted and liberty reigns supreme

by Guest Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:50 am

-Draws the other blade, and goes on a slicing rampage because autos js-

by **tlo** Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:27 am

Glag sighs, and takes out a walkie-talkie. "Hello? GLaDOS? Yeah, about that favor you owe me..."

Twenty seconds later, a pile of white turrets falls onto the hill, and begins sniping at Chewwy and V.

Once again, King.

by Guest Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:21 am

"Two can play that game." -activates the WARP SNIPE reaction command by pressing triangle successively at the right time, warping in front of each shot one at a time and deflecting them back with his swords. The deflected shots destroy all of the summoned turrets - "Fight fire with fire. The hill is mine."
King.

by **tlo** Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:23 pm

Glag sighs again, and snaps his fingers.

A ton of lead falls onto Chewwy, smashing him flat.

by Guest Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:27 pm

-FLAT STANLEY MODE-"Huhuhuh." -a small air current blows him out from under the lead.-

by **tlo** Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:51 pm

Glag grabs chewwy, and folds him into a paper air plane, which he throws off the hill.

Still king~

by Guest Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:56 pm

-The paper airplane is taken by a wind current, and turns around. It flies back and hits Glag's in the eye before unfolding itself and popping back into the third dimension.-

by **tlo** Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:55 pm

Glag has no eyes. Doh. You shoulda' seen that one coming.

Glag stabs chewwy with his sword.

by Guest Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:20 pm

-gives Glag's eyes, and then stabs him in them.-

by **tlo** Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:28 pm

Glag thanks Chewwy for the eyes, and asks if he kept the receipt-They're damaged!

Still king~

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