8-player kid session

Roby: post on Pesterforums.

Upon finding the game intriguing, you log onto your pesterchum account, SpectralKirisute [SK]. You post on the forums:

So, there has been a game that has recently been gaining popularity called "Sburbs." I have devised an idea in which it can be played in an attempt of 4v4, meaning there are spots for 7 participants, seeing as i will be one. It seems the game has a noteworthy ammount of creativity, and it appears that from what I've read there are multiple possibilities of items you can create. while i don't know for certain how that will be accomplished, it is obvious we will find out further into the game.

<i realized just on this recent edit that i improperly color-coded my text. my bad.>

Update: players:

team 1: winged Assassin -Rouge of life-Elsa (sleepless cartoonist
SpectralKirisute-knight of flame-Roby (HomocidalMuffin
restingDreamer- heir of time- Jona (lazymarauder
remissibleGaelic-mage of doom- Finn (rougedruid

team 2: shadedLenses-heir of blood (goldencrown
ponytailTrappings-maid of light-Nike (oryxsprite
vociferousMiwok-page of time-Alex (actuallyFace
bankruptAuthor-page of time-Evan (cardlyannoying

wingedAssassin [WA] has responded to thread.

WA: yo ill gladly join you
WA: i got the game downloaded and everything, totally willing to play this shit >:D

God, you love video games. Whoever you are. It'll come up eventually.

restingDreamer [RD] has responded to thread.

RD: Whoa dude
RD: I thought i would never find others to play with
RD: Ill join the shit out of this

You finally found someone willing to play this game.

--- vociferousMiwok [VM] Has Responded to Thread ---

VM: what is it
VM: that sounds cool but i didnt see anything about 'sburbs' in google
VM: d'ya mean SBURB?
VM: as in that wacko sim game thats like
VM: waaaaaay more intense than a sim game
VM: according to walkthrough
VM: it looks rad
VM: ish
VM: im not really into videogames but yeah why not
VM: looks cool
VM: ill give it a shot
VM: unless its something entirely different then there might be a problem like
VM: can i get some explanation up in here this is dumb

Roby: Reply

Seeing the ammount of players you've managed to find is great. While from what you can tell about some peoples personalities, you are glad that they you've gotten at least some people. in response, you reply:

KS:Great, the progress of players joining is speeding up.
KS: From what i've read, apparently-
KS: wait, i heard the doorbell ring, brb i think it might be sburb.
KS: probably gonna have to deal with sis...

and of course you do. so that means foor a good few solid minutes you'll be duking it out. she has this wierd obsession over vinyl and this movie Labrynth, and she uses the wierdest stuff but always manages to kick your ass. but your ready.

--ponytailedTrappings [PT] has responded to thread--


PT: i,would like ,to, play
PT: it is, a virtual reality,game, VM
PT: with, a strange, combat, and, item,system
PT: do what you, need to SK


Hmm. Normally you would have just stopped at the first line. But that aside, you are curious about the game. You did your research and your results were vague. Not enough information. Strange, coming from the laconic little girl here.

-- shadedLenses [SL] has responded to thread --

SL: ill play
SL: this sburb game seems pretty choice
SL: my copy already came in the mail
SL: yep i got it right here
SL: you cant see me but im waving it around
SL: ...
SL: i probably shouldnt do that
SL: it might break
SL: anyways im totally down with this game

Roby: Abscond

You head back to your room, and reply to the thread on your smalltop. its kind of a lame name but its true, this thing is like the tiniest laptop you've ever seen. anyway,

--==SpectralKirisute[SK] has replied==--

SK: Alright i got it.
SK: From what i've researched, Sburb can have as many players as possible, but not one.
SK: Apparently that brings up a "void session." which is unwinnable.
SK: I've been thinking after i read that the best way to co-operate with other players, so i've decided a game in which there are four on one team and four on the other, leaving a total of 8 players.
SK: This means theres two more spots, which is great.
SK: As soon as the last person joins, we can begin creating seperate teams and then connnecting with each other.
SK: The walkthrough didnt go far enough to say what the main goal is, so we'll learn along the way. alright, let me just get the copy out of the box...

What the shit is this. *an incredibly large vinyl disc pops out of the box.*

(also cartoonist, only 5 guys including you joined, leaving two players :p)

((Whoops, I counted a few people more than once. Fixed.))

==>

After several shenanigans that happened with you and you're sisters package, you go back to reply to the forums.

SK: If you have the attributes and personality of a leader, you can lead one of the teams.
SK: The order in which the members go in will start with one of the members and end with the leader.
SK: If nobody else wants the role of leader for one of the teams i will take the role.
SK: Anyways, even though i said we would choose teams later, it will be better to pass the time by choosing the leaders, members, etc. etc.
SK: We've already started by figuring out SL will be a leader most likely.

Hmm, it seems you're sisters trying to get your attention. you decide to play your auto-responder rather than chat with her.

PT: i will get, my copy
PT: how does, a versus game, happen, if we,dont, know, how to win
PT: and for, being a, leader, no


You ordered the game out of curiosity. Even though you aren't an avid gamer and only played a couple of survival horror ones before your aunt hid them out of fear of them being TRIGGERING AND FILTHY, it was worth a shot. You aren't sure why the creepy as hell masks that are practically everywhere don't count as being TRIGGERING.

Seriously, a lot of them have faces so distorted you aren't sure what emotion they're supposed to convey. Or whatever nature spirit they look like. At least your Aunt had the sense to not place too many in YOUR ROOM. She's tried, but you TAKE THOSE THINGS DOWN and QUIETLY place them in HER ROOM.

But okay. You kept a FEW of the REALLY COOL and not PANTS SHITTINGLY TERRIFYING ones.

> Be The Richkid

You are now the rich-kid, you don't really have time to introduce yourself properly so you're just going to 'roll with it.'

> Fine- wait... No wacky naming?

Maybe later.

> Fine. Richkid: Reply to thread.

-- bankruptAuthor[color=#ff7e00][BA] replied to the thread --

BA: I believe that I already have this game.
BA: If I'm allowed to join...
BA: ...That is of course.
BA: Uh..
BA: Sorry.

remissibleGaelic [RG] has joined Chat.
RG.
RG. Hmm. SBURB?
RG.Cool, I have been meaning to play it.
RG.I'm in.
RG.When shall we start?
RG.(and I'm happy to be a follower)
Rg. And I'll happily send you a pirated copy when we start VM.

SK: guys, chill. early beard gets the word vm.
SK: also, we have enough guys, WA pick some people, SL you also choose.
SK: I'm sure if you've played kickball or some crap you know how it works.
SK: One of you pick, the other picks, than the other picks etc. etc.
SK: Also to RG, thanks.

(so, now what lol. i actually didn't think i'd get this far _/(._.)\_)