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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Sat Nov 04, 2017 4:54 pm

==> Be somehow alive.

You are, once again, Mona.. Who seems to be laying on their bedroom floor along with two other sprites. Your laptop is blinking rapidly in the background, but you are unfortunately too tired to care. Your own sprite had nearly given you a heart attack, and the other one.. Well, they hadn't done too entirely much aside from help you into what you assume to be the Medium.. Or the afterlife. You couldn't exactly designate which one it was.

As you begin to drag yourself back up to your feet, your sprite lets out a series of other hellish roars directed towards your laptop and desk. It must've dragged your laptop out of your bag and set it up for you while it was at it.. Wow, these things were handy! They were certainly nice as well.

==> Sit down.

As you plop down in your chair, you examine your desk.. Nothing seems to be too out of place, just maybe shaken up a little just as you were. man, you really hoped all of these inanimate objects were alright! You gently return your attention back to your blinking laptop to two new messages on pesterchum.. You didn't know these handles. Hey, maybe some other humans came along!

Pesterlog:
 

You stare at your screen in disbelief.. A real, certified, living, BREATHING ALIEN JUST MESSAGED YOU. You waste no time getting to the other one, that you really hoped was yet another alien too!

Pesterlog:
 

==>

You are absolutely VIBRATING in your chair at this point.. TWO FUCKING ALIENS DUDE. TWO OF THEM. You're already learning so much! They do kinda seem like assholes, though.. Either way, it was cool!

Since you were in such a good mood, you decided to hop out of your chair and head outside to see exactly where you were. You smile wide like never before as you twirl around in your chair, kicking out of it and heading for the ladder. Of course, you were going to hog all the fun to yourself, deciding to invite the two sprites along.

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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Mon Nov 06, 2017 10:40 am

Dang, they are on to you, your gamble didn't pay off. :( oh well, no harm done as it looks like this is not an actual person, but an npc, which would explain how they knew you had just entered. it would also explain why they are horrible at trolling you, to the point that it doesn't feel like a troll. you wonder why it says that they are trolling you, but you dismiss the thought.

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with that you walk out the door, wondering how you will get off of this island of the sky that you seem to be on. you decide that it will just be easier to call them skylands, but before you can do anything about it, you are greeted by something you did not expect. standing in front of you, actually floating is a better word, is a head without a body. you would recognize it anywhere, although you would have never expected to see it here. you are frozen in shock for a few minutes until you manage to stammer out.

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you decide to ask the trolling guy about why you are now talking to a cat with magical powers.



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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Tue Nov 07, 2017 9:01 am

==> Be the Tophat
That's impossible.
==> Be the person wearing the aforementioned Tophat.
Much better, thank you.

You decide to respond to Alie first, an excellent plan formulating in your brain. This is going to be too easy.

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This is going to be fun. You smile as you, once more, begin typing up a storm. You're going to troll them so hard that they'll feel like an imbecile after realizing the truth. They'll say: 'God damn Ekliat, you're such a pro troller.' And you'll act all humble and shit, and then you take them on to be your squire- and you'll teach them the ways of trolling and everything will be beautiful.

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There. That'll show them for thinking that they can out-troll you.
Which they can't, because you're clearly the best at that.
You could probably troll the untrollable.
You then turn towards the other message you've received from the human that really, seriously needs a haircut.

You have a feeling that multiple people, including yourself, have already made this assumption.

Pesterlog:
 

You stare in confusion as... Someone else tells you what to do.

You're about to type 'Fuck no get lost stupid kid' or something along those lines, when your curiousity gets the better of you- and you follow the instructions.

You stand up, walk to the other side of the room to the only window above your cocoon, and look outside and to the left- wondering what the glub you're supposed to even be looking at.

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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:58 pm

==>

After a good couple minutes of chasing this buffoon around derse you've finally caught up with that blonde haired bastard Penn, and are smiling with sadistic joy at what you presumed to be a cowering fool. Only, he seems completely unfazed by your threats and insults. You put a hand on his shoulder and squeeze HARD.

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==> Investigate

You spin the shaded hipster around and see what's his problem, those threats you made online were serious. NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT FUNNY PIZZA LAND, NO ONE... Anyways it seems Penn was only in a dream walking state and your hot pursuit was for absolutely nothing. You're about to literally have a hemorrhage in anger.

==> Shake Penn awake

You grab Penn by his Dersian garb and jostle him around for a bit... no response. You could have sworn he was supposed to pass out by now, your information seems to be false however. Not a problem though!

==> Create... THE PENNPACK

You float over to a nearby Derse flag and tear it from its pole without any regards to the shocked Dersians below. You wrap it around the already drifting Penn and tie yourself to his back, once again, although you hate the fool you still need him. Drifting about Derse isn't the safest thing to be doing anyhow.

Speaking of which, it seems a specific black figure with a PUFFY HAT has been following both you and Penn for some time. He's massive, and is able to brush aside its smaller counterparts in its way like nothing. You stare at the man for a moment only to have him squint his white eyes back at you in challenge. A massive cleaver lay holstered on his back. Damn, you want that weapon, and are about to take out your own when you realize your baton isn't with you, it's on your unconscious body. You're too weak at the moment to engage in a traditional STRIFE, TRICKSTER TACTICS will have to do...

==> Stop floating

You lower yourself to the ground, yet don't drop until you're right in front of a dark tunnel. Luckily Penn is still floating, so he weighs hardly anything.

==> Enter tunnel

You enter the tunnel and wait, hidden in the darker areas of the purple stone.

==> Check up on Mona, PSS, and whatever the hell that thing is.

You are now PSS, the Mona is dragging you by one of your NONSEXUAL TENDRILS. You like them waaaaaaay more than your own player. Even though they kinda suck in general (but you will never tell them this.) You take a look at the new sprite, well, THING. It's disturbing, not much else to say about it.

==> Follow Mona

You follow...

==> Become the Satire God

You are now the asshole with the broken horns and red text, what? You don't like me talking about your horns? TOO BAD I'M THE NARRATOR!

You've been pestering this human with your FRIENDLY SARCASTIC COMMENTS your specialty. Although you think you've taken it too far. Saying that shit on Alternia is a pretty shitty thing in itself, well you are trying to be hateful.

==> Realize you physically can't troll.

Damn, you suck. You immediately apologize.

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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:05 pm

==>

The same scene from before is shown, the two figures sitting in the desert area. The two awkwardly sit together in silence as our shades-clad hero continues to play on his device. A chat begins between the two.

Chatlog:
 

==>

The brown fucker stands up and prepares his fist. You...naturally begin getting a little worried about what he's doing. His fist is sent your way and smacks you right in the face. -So hard in fact that you are launched in the air not only in that weird dream, but in the waking realm to boot!

==>

A fuckton of IMPS have invaded your abode, taking up most of the space in the building. This is why you can't trust anyone to take care of your house anymore. That WOULD'VE been your Uncles job, but he's still fucking lost. You bring up your phone and begin messaging your dumb server.

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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:18 pm

Pesterlog:
 

you read the message, but as he is an npc, you dont feel a need to respond that you got the message. you do decide that as your Cheshire cat is more accessible right now, you will ask him any questions you have
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the Cheshire cat does not respond, but slowly fades away, head first, and then from front to back, it's almost disconcerting, but as your two guides have told you to go explore, you decide to go do so. you carefully study the chaos, and as another skyland is passing under the one your house is on, you jump down, and land pretty hard, luckily other than possibly a twisted ankle, everything seems to be good, untill you realize, at this point, it will be a while before you see your house again. you wave good bye
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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Sat Nov 11, 2017 9:00 pm

==> What is the slob doing now?

You are slumped down on your wheelie chair, slowly spinning, doing absolutely nothing.

Your little investigation has been halted, due to the fact that the human with inconvenient hair is certainly taking their time to respond to your messages. They're probably exploring Derse or Prospit right now, you don't know if they're a Derse dreamer or a Prospit dreamer. You don't really blame them for wanting to explore, suddenly waking up on some weird-ass purple or gold-colored moon and discovering that you can fly is understandably mind-boggling for anyone. Heck, first thing you did when you first woke up as your dream self was blankly stare out the window of your tower at the PURPLE kingdom below you. You were even more mystified when you realized that you could fly. You felt so free. You could explore and fly around the very PURPLE moon as much as you want. In that moment, SGRUB didn't exist to you. Everyone you knew disappeared from your mind. You soared without a care in the world.

But you didn't let yourself be trapped by illusion of freedom that unlimited flight gave, but the unnerving whispers of the horrorterrors was the one that mostly contributed to snapping you out of it. You still were trapped along with the other trolls, left with an uncertain future. You are still not free.

==> . . . Examine surroundings

You decide that your lookstubs are pretty tired from looking at the screen of your husktop and decide to look away, giving yourself an opportunity to examine your surroundings. You've, despite your not very good memory, have memorized every little detail of your temporary RESPITEBLOCK. It may be temporary, but it certainly doesn't feel temporary. You have no need to examine your RESPITEBLOCK, but you decide to anyway because your lookstubs need some rest from the computer.

==>

On the PURPLE walls hang a some sci-fi movie posters, a few of them bearing claw marks from what looked like a small creature, a few others have a corner or two torn off. An abundant amount of art pieces litter the walls as well. Some of them are of a collection of colors that complement each other, others are of colors that complement each other as well, except they have unique patterns. Another is of a foggy land, a teal forest barely visible in the distant and dark winged figured soaring through the sky.

The most noticeable thing about these art pieces that none of the newer ones have even the smallest speck of PURPLE. In fact, there are several boxes in the corner of the RESPITEBLOCK with jars filled with unused purple/violet paint. The other boxes contain jars of paint that, from the colorful finger-prints decorating the lids, have been recently used. They seem to be running a bit low though, a good number of the jars are empty.

Other than that, there's some paintbrushes in an open jar on the desk, a few textbooks on SPACE on a bookshelf, two stacks of research notes, several journals, and a small little book labeled "Reminders" in Alternian. There are TWO sweaters lying on the floor.

There's not much else to the RESPITEBLOCK other than the sad, sad remains of a crocheted bizarre-alien-winged-spider-doll sitting in a dark corner.

==> Check husktop

You sit up properly, adjusting the sleeves of your COMFY jacket before facing the computer. Your prongs dive for the keyboard once again as soon as you see that the BEANIE HUMAN has responded to your messages. You switch the view tab to view said BEANIE human as well.

==> M e s s a g e   t h e   B e a n i e   H u m a n

Pesterlog:
 

==> Leave respiteblock

Deciding that you're tired of staying holed up in your RESPITEBLOCK, you prepare to leave your RESPITEBLOCK and head up to the deck of the PURPLE battleship so you can relax and stargaze while you message the humans. You'll probably attempt to make some conversation with the stars too, if they're feeling cooperative right now.

==>

You push yourself out of your wheelie chair and slip on your black sneakers. After doing this, you grab both your husktop and "Alien Research" notebook and tuck it under your arm. Now prepared, you open and close the door of your RESPITEBLOCK. From there, you calmly jog through the very PURPLE hallways. The squeaking of your sneakers against the metal floor is the only sound that echoes through your hear ducts.


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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Sun Nov 12, 2017 6:18 pm

==>

You've managed to gleefully drag both Dick's sprite and your own out into the.. Wow. It was really dark outside.. AND cold! Your house seemed to be on a rather tall spire, your mind beginning to swirl as you looked down into the gigantic crevices in the ground that spanned as far as the eye could see. The cool grass felt rather nice on your socks as you stepped out onto the lawn, turning your head back to what seemed to be your home..

It was absolutely covered in beautiful, fragrant red roses. Everything was. The flowers were all over the land, as well as little multicolored specks running around below.. Which must be imps, the things you were supposed to kill to get more cool stuff. Some of them looked pretty big, which kinda intimidated you. You probably needed to work your way up to more "OP" weapons. Oh, wait. You can just ask the sprites about it!

==>

Your phone is rapidly buzzing in your pocket, probably due to the fact that multiple people are trying to contact you at once. You adjust your satchel, starting to make your way down the odd beaten path leading down towards the ground. As you descended, you began to recognize some of the little odd strings crossing each crevice. They were bridges, but abnormally small.. It'd definitely be a treat trying to get across those. You weren't scared, though!

You pull out your phone, deciding to respond to whoever popped up first in your messages when you opened it. It just so happened to be that one yeehaw guy, that.. Kinda reminded you of the red sprite.

Pesterlog:
 

==>

You give your screen a confused headtilt, before suddenly bumping into something and stumbling back! You grunt a little as you adjust your headband to see what exactly you ran into.. Realizing there is some kind of black shit obscuring your vision. You wipe your eyes, only to be met by an odd pitch black figure just taller than you were.. The same shitty HUD Penn had seen showing up above it, reading SHALE IMP. You immediately back up, unprepared to fight anything right now.. But still thrown into battle.

==> STRIFE!

You let out a panicked screech, simply deciding to just kick the fluffy(?) imp off the edge. You easily send it straight off, watching it sail down and hit the ground with a small little pop.. And explode into fruit gushers? That was the shortest fight in your life, but god that made you hungry! Fucking SICK, bro. Maybe there were more down the path that you could boot off!

==>

You begin to sprint down the spire with your knife in hand, booting more SHALE and MERCURY imps, both with low enough health to just pop like the first one. In the meantime, you seemed to have climbed a rung or two on what seems to be a little thing called the.. ECHELADDER? Huh, cool.

As you reach the bottom, you take some time away from fighting to respond to the other messages you were sent.

==>


Pesterlog:
 

Ah, shit.. Guess you should be working on being a better host. At least you're starting to be more.. Assertive, was that the word?

Pesterlog:
 

All this explaining was exhausting.. You'd definitely have to take a nap once you got back home. You were told that you could visit your moon in your dreams, which was definitely cool.. A whole moon all to yourself. You couldn't wait.

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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:36 pm

==>Get trolled.

You stare out your window for an indefinite amount of time, with a scowl on your face. You then realize that you're not even looking at anything.
Everything is exactly the way it was before. Just empty space.

And whenever you look at space you can't help but think of her. So that makes you more angry.
By this point you're pretty tilted, and go to type up a flurry of insults towards the human in dire need of a haircut.

==>Rethink strategy.

You won't let this guy get the better of you. There are multiple battles in a flame-war. You'll respond in a much calmer matter, because you're better than some random grub on the internet.

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That's cryptic enough to annoy them, you suppose. Though, admittedly, not one of your finer trolls. To be fair he did just kind of juke you, so fair play to him.

Considering the 'CC' human didn't message you, you decide to take the time to relax a little bit and turn back to your window- looking down at the battlefield below.

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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:53 pm

==>

You are now Dick, but something seems to be odd... You've hidden yourself inside the tunnel and are completely out of view. The only thing signalling to your location is a eerie scratching noise you've been making while hidden away. The large swordsman approaches... but isn't in reach yet.

==> Wait

You are now PSS and, once again, you're flipping out over how reckless Mona is behaving. You are Dick's sprite but he gave you a command to defend the others first. You flail your elongated arms about in desperate attempt to warn Mona not too take these foes lightly. Your warnings are not heeded, and surprisingly they do just fine against the bizarre Imps.

==> Look over at the creepy doll thing.

You slowly tilt your head in the direction of the doll, for a brief moment it looks straight ahead, then snaps its head towards you at an insane speed. Normally, you would have flipped out, but your STALKER PRIDE is helping you out a lot.

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==> Defend the Beanie Human

You float about and circle Mona's hive for a while until finally picking your targets. You materialize a red boombox with your sprite powers an crank it up to full blast. Time to see what you're new powers can do.



You teleport in front a group of small Imps, look at them briefly, then turn them alll into mince meat with your talon fingers. The NON-PORNOGRAPHIC TENDRILS possess make their way to other creature surrounding the house. You grab as many as fast as you can, freeze them while clumped together and use a single elongated finger blade to slice them all in two. A few seconds pass and the timestop ends. Gushers go flying literally everywhere, fuck you're OP. A massive Imp walks up to you and tries to slice you with its own talons. You teleport behind the massive imp and send a PENETRATIVE TENDRIL through its chest. Once you finish your handywork you float back to the house while carrying as much grist as your various appendages can hold and slap them right onto Mona's face. The perverted satisfaction of making a teenager absorb miscellaneous gushers makes you blush slightly. You immediately realize something is severely wrong with the creature you were spliced with.

==>

You are now the unconscious body of Dick. The water seems to have calmed, along with the rain despite it still being there. However the water level has risen and is carrying you gently down stream. You float on for a while until an odd face pokes its head out of the water. A black and pink salamander with little whiskers on the sides of its neck jumps ontop of you. A slightly smaller one follows its lead, they seem to be using your body as a boat or raft. The larger one rummages through your pockets and takes your PRICELESS LAMINATED PROXY NOTES. It swallows the laminated paper whole and looks at the smaller one. The salamander has now been imbued with PROXY AUGMENTATIONS It's beady pink eyes turn completely white and it seems to be imbued with paranormal awareness. The salamander lectures its smaller counterpart in the ways of the observer. The smaller one listens in awe of the powers of the Observer.
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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:41 pm

==> Be creepy doll.

You are now what is only known as DOTTIESPRITE for a minimal amount of time, and your kid has just dived straight into battle with a whole bunch of imps almost completely unarmed. Did this entirely worry you? No. You simply sat back and watched in amusement as the bright red screaming sprite fussed over Mona, soaring around the massive spire that the house was sat atop of, all the while killing imps. Perhaps this other sprite was handy to have around after all.. Your Mona was a real hand-- Err, paw full sometimes.

==> Descend.

As you descend upon your alien-loving human, you notice that they appear to be on their phone talking to their "friends." They were no friends of theirs, and even you knew this.. Especially that Penn fellow. You decided not to fuss over it, instead moving to scoop Mona up and toss them back up to the very top.. Yes, TOSS. As their scream of terror disappears out of earshot and they land every so neatly on the edge of the spire, you continue on your merry way of collecting these COOL LITTLE GUSHERS that had popped out of the imps they'd killed as you were supposed to.

==>

You are now the confused human named Mona having gushers stuffed into your face and absorbed into your body by a tentacle porn sprite. You had no clue what was going on for the first few seconds, but it was.. Kinda okay, for a little? That is, until you started literally gagging and had to shove the sprite away.

You retch a few times to the side, before (just barely) managing to compose yourself and look this weird red thing straight in its nonexistent face.

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==>

You didn't wait for a reply, just deciding to head back inside to try and fuck with some of the game mechanics.. You really wanted to upgrade your knife into something cool! Like something straight out of one of those RPGs! This thought excited you as you ran back inside up to the attic, your own sprite darting after you to help you with whatever it was you were about to get into.

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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Mon Nov 13, 2017 7:04 pm

==>Be alie
you are once again Alie, who has found that her strifing is rather easy, as it isn't to hard to pick and choose her battles. it is not easy for other imps to move from island to island, and so for the most part, if she dosn't want to strife, she just avoids Skylands with imps on them, and unless any drop down on her, all is good.

the only problem is when they drop down on her. it happens slow enough, that she isn't always expecting it, and they manage to come when she is least expecting it, getting a good backstab, or usually more along the lines of uncontrolled body slam, in before she knows they are there. she has gotten pretty battered and bruised at this point, but has climbed quite a few rungs up her echalader.

at some point, she wonders if this will all be worth it, but she decides that at this point, she doesn't have a choice. she has started the game, and these things will always be fighting her, so it is better to make sure she is stronger than the imps, and whatever else may want to kill her, because if she doesn't, they will still try to kill her, and if she isn't stronger, they will. she is now in a kill or be killed world whether she wants it or not.

and so she continues on, still off in the distance she spots something new, she hopes it is what it is, but cant be sure until there, it appears to be a house on top of one of the Skylands she starts trying to hop on Skylands headed in the right general  direction, killing off imps as she goes. the closer she gets, the more she realizes the house and skyland are actually pretty small it's not really short enough that she won't be able to fit, but definitely short enough that she probably won't be able to stand up straight.
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PostSubject: Re: SBURB Zeta (Closed... for now)   Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:12 pm

==>

You are again PENN and this IMP problem is getting out of hand. Brandishing your BB-Gun as a club again, you bash each of the imps around while what you assume to be your server player throws a couch at the grouping. A blast of grist pops out from the cretins and with their defeat, you move up a rung on the ECHELADDER!

Level Up!:
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Naturally, you chuckle at your strength. The fallen foes that dared to invade your last piece of America goes to show that you're probably the best candidate for the next IMPROMPTU PRESIDENT. This moment of peace was haulted by the literal loudest thing you've heard in awhile. An annoying tune fills up the room as a yellow asshole floats over.



It smells of sugar, it's very being radiating in carbonation. The absolute intense jams coming off of this metal looking motherfucker is amazing. Its as if the very feeling of the early 90's and the musical experimentations from Sprite was combined into one motherfucker. A record scratch is had in the middle of the song, allowing the fucker to finally speak...

Spritelog:
 

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The sick-rhymes distracted you from the OGRE from the maze bursting through the door. It let's out and ungodly shout, forcing you to engage in yet another STRIFE while the sprite continues to spew the sicknasty bars. They aid you by both healing you and throwing random shit at them.

Spritelog:
 

==>

The sprite moves around a few of the constructs around the area and slams you into the OGRE, as well as another piece of furniture to force everyone outside. Spriteman grabs you with his weird sprite-laser and places you on a floating couch. The OGRE is heavily damaged, but in a fit of rage, they freeze you in place as you come in to attack.

-Spriteman seems unphased, but instead continues on..

Spritelog:
 

As the Ogre moves in to punch you while stuck in time, your sprite sends a fist at them. A good chunk of their health is lowered and with you being unfrozen, you take the final blow to them! It let's out a shout before popping into a hefty amount of grist.

Along with that you move up a rung!


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==> Unkempt Troll: Arrive at the deck

You know what? This whole "ooo unkempt mysterious troll" shit has gone on long enough. You are ASTERO EREBUS. You are neither "SPACE HOBO" nor "MOTHERFUCKING SPACE GAL". You are ASTERO EREBUS and ASTERO EREBUS only. And that's about all you have to say about yourself. You have already introduced yourself in way, way in the past, so like fucking HELL are you going to repeat that ELABORATE introduction.

==> Are you done?

Yea, you're done. Time to get on with what you were actually doing.

==> Astero: Arrive at the deck

After a good few minutes of jogging, you exit the inside of the ship and onto the spacious PURPLE deck. You jog a little more to the middle, the vast darkness of space glitters brilliantly with an innumerable amount of STARS. Fiery red, icy blue, brilliant yellow, and many other colors unite to turn the surroundings into a GIANT and BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL piece of ART. Actually, no, not even the words you just said could even DO IT JUSTICE. It's not just STARS either. Nebulas, star clusters, comets, planets, solar systems, so, so much more. How desperately had you needed a good STAR GAZE. There is a HUGE smile on your face, it stretches so far that your FACE MUSCLES are starting to hurt, but you don't care. You have seen this same scene countless times, but it still manages to fill you with joy no matter what. You feel like you were three sweeps old all over again.

==> Calm down

Oh, of course. You settle your racing PUMP BISCUIT and get back to business. The calming jog to the deck gave a little time to rest your previously strained LOOKSTUBS, and thus, your LOOKSTUBS hurt somewhat less now. Feeling rejuvenated, you plump down on the ground, kick off your shoes, and gently set down your HUSKTOP and ALIEN RESEARCH notebook.

==> Open your HUSKTOP and search your SYLLADEX for something to write with

Immediately, you flip open your HUSKTOP and read BEANIE'S replies. As you do so, you open your SYLLADEX, the items you have currently captchalogued orbiting around you at a moderate speed. You observe each captchalogue card as they float on by, an adorable crocheted pale blue CHEESEBEAST, your glorious TELESCOPE (it has beautiful constellations etched onto it, a truly exquisite thing), some random SWEATER, and...

==> There you are!

Your captchalogued PEN floats in front of your space and you immediately reach out for it. Upon being pulled out of its orbit, it resumes its physical form and you close your SYLLADEX. You immediately get to work on writing down notes based on what BEANIE has said. Once you have finished writing, you get back to messaging BEANIE.

==> M e s s a g e   B E A N I E

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==> Observe view tab

You observe the view tab on your HUSKTOP, which is currently displaying the human you have been messaging as of recent. You raise an eyebrow when that weird faceless sprite from earlier begins shoving a hefty amount of GRIST into poor BEANIE'S face. You should probably ask them what their actual name is, but not now! You've got another human to message. You have to have more than just one source of info to make sure what you're writing down is accurate!

==> Switch view tabs

You adjust the tab to view the SHADES GUY you briefly saw earlier. It would seem that... It would seem that they prototyped the corpse of an ANCIENT SLAM POET with something else? Those are undeniably ANCIENT SLAM POEMS you're hearing spew out of the BUFF sprite's SQUAWK GAPER. You have no idea what they are rapping about and you're not sure if you want to know. But... Hot DAMN one of these humans is actually making some decent progress! Maybe there is hope for these aliens! I mean the sprite did most of the work in that fight just now but still! SHADES (woohoo yet another original nickname by Astero) is climbing the ECHELADDER! You get to messaging them and decide not to waste much time with introductions, you're getting pretty sick of introductions.

==> M e s s a g e   S H A D E S

Pesterlog:
 

==> Check up on your MOIRAIL

Oh! Yes, you should do that. You want to make sure everything's running smoothly for KIMOKE. It's been sometime since you talked to him, after all. Has he messaged any of the humans yet? Probably. Anyways, before you continue stargazing, you message your MOIRAIL.

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==> Stargaze a bit.

Now that you've finished messaging just about everyone you have felt the need to message, you lie down and let the back of your NUGBONE rest on your arms. The vast expanse of space swallows up your vision, and you pay attention to nothing else. The twinkling stars are lulling you to sweet, sweet slumber. You, of course, make sure you don't actually fall asleep. You've fallen asleep outside of your RECUPERACOON back on ALTERNIA enough times to know that sleeping without SOPOR SLIME is a bad idea.

Now, with all these thoughts aside,

you space out.
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