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 FRESHSTARTSTUCK SESSION ROLEPLAY. CLOSED.

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PostSubject: FRESHSTARTSTUCK SESSION ROLEPLAY. CLOSED.    Sat Apr 30, 2016 5:17 pm

DAY ONE

The moon rises over the Alternian horizon. Today, four trolls from all over the planet would begin to play a game. A breeze cuts through the hot night, a curse from the hot sun that rules the day. Trolls hate the sun. It's much too bright for them.


(Each cycle of commands you are allowed 4 short actions and 1 long action.)


Your name is AUZOUR THREST. You are 6 solar sweeps old, and today is the day that you and 5 other players would begin playing a game. You enjoy YOYO TRICKS, and are pretty good at entertaining people with them over GRUBTUBE, which you upload on frequently. You used to enjoy PROGRAMMING, but you've been turned off on the subject because you were not ABSOLUTELY FLAWLESS on your first attempt. It is now 6:00 PM. What do you do?

Auzour, Aquire arms ==>

You already have your arms. You dislike the blatant MSPA reference the narrator was attempting, though on another occasion, it may have been a funny thing to say.

Auzour, Do yoyo tricks. ==>

You mean, thats a thing that you could be doing right now, but you have more pressing matters to deal with.

Auzour, Code a new gamegrub ==>

That's closer to the thing you need to be doing. You decide to end these pointless charades.

Auzour, Pester Chum ==>

You have no idea what that means. You troll your friend CACOPH DECIMA.
tastefullyAsymmetric began trolling merryfucknWizard at 6:10 PM
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PESTERLOG:
 
(Do not post the pesterlogs immediately. Create the log with the person you are trying to connect with, and post them later. MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT PESTER OVER SOMEONE ELSES PREVIOUS COMMANDS)


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PostSubject: Re: FRESHSTARTSTUCK SESSION ROLEPLAY. CLOSED.    Sun May 01, 2016 2:27 pm

DAY ONE

Your name is WIZARDDDDD DECIMAAAAA, (note: Cacoph Decima), and you are 7 sweeps old. You suppose you might be playing a game... though you also suppose that a WIZARD like yourself does not meddle in such mortal affairs. But you do anyway, because you are just so good at BEING A WIZARD, you've already accomplished all your WIZARDING DUTIES, so you indulge yourself a little bit with these menial matters.

You haven't even woken up yet, so to say the least, you're pretty amazing at what you do. Which is to say, nothing the rest of us mortals can begin to understand.

Cacoph, wake up ==>

You remain deathly still, but sort of mumble in your sleep under your breathe something along the lines of I'MMMMMMMMM THEEEEEEEE MERRYFUCKN WIZARDDDDD YOUUUUUUUU FUCKKKKKKK.

Well then, jeez.

WIZARDDDDD DECIMAAAAA, wake up, you fuck ==>

What is that supposed to mean? Wizards don't sleep you foolish mortal. You were awake the whole time, you have always been awake the whole time, there is never not a time where you weren't always already awake the entire time.

You just sort of meditate, and probably float and stuff... on your back. With your eyes closed. And snore. The critical snoring is essential. What is that supposed to mean? You don't question it, just go with it.

Young Wizard, be startled by incessant beeping of your huskt- ORBBBBBBB OFFFFFFFFF MAJESTYYYY. Nevermind that it isn't actually an orb, but more of a cubic shape, and be startled by its beauteous MERRIMENTS ==>

After flipping out and jamming to the rancorous tunes for a solid five decimal minutes, you finally decide to humour the device.

tastefullyAsymmetric began trolling merryfucknWizarddddd at 6:10 PM
Spoiler:
 

Wait, you didn't quite say that right maybe you should-

No, a wizard always means what he says and never makes a mistake.

==> Young Wizard, contact another friend?

You consider what and who you consider friends. You decide that a majority are not important enough to receive your individual attention. By which you mean, all the other trolls you know. Which is the dreadful Ziavra, and "Nerdins".

To make it appear as if you are not alone in the endeavor of setting up a game, you quickly make up three completely random handles and hope they aren't real people, as you make a group message directed at your arch-nemesis, and... uh... the other guy who's name you can't remember already.

You do this in the future, to the present, which is your relative past, so that your present self (which is to say your past self) possessed the download link for the thing your future self (which is your present self in relation to your past self?) would eventually need.

In a roundabout way, presently you gave information you wouldn't know you had till later. That's okay though, since it was always the intention either way.

Probably?

FUTURE merryfucknWizarddddd [FMW] began trolling grusomeTyrant [GT], infininteLimbo [IL], avianSummoner [AS], OMNIPOTENTbearing [Ob], and omnificientBIENNIEL [oB] at ???????

Spoiler:
 

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PostSubject: Re: FRESHSTARTSTUCK SESSION ROLEPLAY. CLOSED.    Sun May 01, 2016 7:02 pm

DAY ONE

The sun rises over a planet almost completely devoid of life. Inside of a large chamber lays a green creature. You wake up on the sarswapagus. Today your brother remembered to chain you down, good thing too neither of you have wanted to predominate. Probably due to your mutual fear of being left alone. You should probably get out of the sarswapagus before you fall asleep causing your brother to wake up.

Enter name==>

Your name is Little... You look up and frown as if to say i'll give you another chance. Your real name is Lucianna Merloki. You and your brother have been living on this rock for all of your life and are happy with this existence even if it means not seeing the rest of the universe. You hear a noise from your computer and decide to check it out.

Look at your plants==>

You decide to look at your collection of beautiful flora. Oh looks like your brother threw one of his prized strategy games over to your side of the room. Time to keep it until he begs you to give it back. He needs to learn that you mean business some days.

Look at your shared room==>

You look at the room and notice the very obvious divide to his side and your side. You finally reach your computer and sit down. Time to see who sent you a message.

Respond to memo==>

Oh it looks like your brother has already responded to the memo! Time for you to respond as well.
Memo:
 
You probably should not respond right now, especially after he did that... Well time to tend to your plants.

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PostSubject: Re: FRESHSTARTSTUCK SESSION ROLEPLAY. CLOSED.    Sun May 01, 2016 8:28 pm

Day one:

The... "Fuck this, I don't have time for fancy introductions and I certainly don't want to give you a depiction of my private sanctuary!"

...

Enter name ==>

Your name is "None of your concern right now."
(That is it, hold, hold. What is happening here? Five years of grammar school and this is how I'm treated?)
"Well, how would you fucking feel if I decided to intrude on your life."
(It is my job to record your life so the reader can grasp a better understanding of you but if you keep interrupting me then I cannot do said job.)
"Maybe That's because I don't want you to do your fucking job."
(How about this, I am a gambling man. Let us settle this with the roll of a dice. If I get the higher number then you will let me do my job but if you roll the higher number then I will leave you be, sound fair)
"Deal."
(Are you Ready?)
"Ready."
(Roll!)
...
(HA, I guess I win.)
"You don't need to be a fucking ass about it."

(Ehem. *clears throat*)

A young troll of the age of six sweeps stands in the middle of her room. To this young troll, it was a special day as she was going to become the age of seven sweeps. This troll's name is Ziavra Kiislu and she is not the nicest troll around.

Check husktop ==>

As Ziavra walks over to her Husktop she feels a sense of dread but not from fear but of annoyance as a memo from a very merry fuckboy beeps over her husktop background.

Read message ==>

FUTURE merryfucknWizarddddd [FMW] began trolling grusomeTyrant [GT], infininteLimbo [IL], avianSummoner [AS], OMNIPOTENTbearing [Ob], and omnificientBIENNIEL [oB] at ???????

Memo:
 

Get a translator ==>


Ziavra knows for a fact that none of this is illegible trollish and that she doesn't even listen to that Juggalo wisard fuck anyways. she instead messages tastefullyAsymmetric.

grusomeTyrant [GT] began trolling tastefullyAsymmetric [TA] at 6:19
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grusomeTyrant [GT] stopped trolling tastefullyAsymmetric [TA] at 6:25

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PostSubject: Re: FRESHSTARTSTUCK SESSION ROLEPLAY. CLOSED.    Sun May 01, 2016 11:50 pm

DAY 859,15,543 OF ME BEING PERFECT ONE

Your name is Nurins Lypiad and you are THE MOST PERFECT THING TO EVER BLESS ALTERNIA other than Condence you are not that lacking in the thinkpan area to ever say that you are A SELF-CENTERED PRICK who is OBSESSED WITH THE NOTIONS OF BOTH OBLIVION AND INFINITY.

===>Look around respiteblock

Your room is littered with GRAFFITI OF LEMNISCATES OF YOUR BLOOD COLOR to remind yourself of your disdain for all things infinite. Your recuperacoon is in the corner, and your husktop is situated in the opposite corner of your room... If you can really even call a room shaped like a block 8 a room, it's more of an infinite hallway. But then, how the hell do you even have corners? Fuck it. Bullshit is how.

Speaking of husktops, you examine yours as it appears there are a few messages! Probably by some imperfect fools who aren't you.

===> Respond to memo

Wait, you haven't even read the damn thing! Don't get so ahead of yourself!

===> Examine memo

Okay you could barely make anything out of that. Why does it seem that all the fellow higher-than-thou-bloods you associate with have to be practically insane?

Something about a game is all you could discern from the spouting of practical wizard-gibberish.

===> Okay NOW respond to the memo, you impatient dunderfuck.

Memo:
 

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bro i'm like a 400 pound walking slab of rage meat but i spend most of my energy memeing and sleeping
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PostSubject: Re: FRESHSTARTSTUCK SESSION ROLEPLAY. CLOSED.    Tue May 03, 2016 1:25 pm

Day One:

Your name is Vampire Shorteater Usagi Ravencrest. A lonesome albino human who tends to sit around in his room in the castle your parents have left behind. Your interests are in Maths and anything logical and relatable. Seems that you also made some alien contact aswell. Some things that call themselves "Trolls" have connected to your chat box programm called "Pesterchum". You are quite pestered indeed. How did you even get this programm after all ! And if HOW DID THEY GET ACCESS TO YOUR ACCOUNTANCE !!! Anyways. You decide to be alone unless someone of them decides to pester you again. Well there is one of them that you like but you do not seem to care anyways. You must live withing the rules of your mind. The rules that you actually do not talk to strangers. And the law of absolute annoyance that says: When you get annoyed get out of the way from the cause.

Usagi: Look at room.

==> You decide to look at your room. It's huge. Castle like. Well it kind of intimidates you since you were assigned to it by your parents. At least some life is in the room when your butler comes in. 2 out of 4 walls are big bookshelves. There you keep all of your scientific knowledge. Perfect books to calm you down when you are scared or confused. Formulas are like rules. Following rules calms you down. There are also posters of famous mathematicians and physicians on your wall. Your idols you want to get on par on later on. Or even surpass them. Anyways. What next.

Usagi: Equip Steel Rapier.

==>  You equip your Rapier. Assigning your strife specibus to "bladekind". You can use as much swords as you want. But you keep using your fencing skills with the appropriate tools.

Usagi: Check Laptop and Tablet

==> Glad. No signs of living beings on the internet. Your Chum(Trollian)handle is avianSummoner. Even though you hate magic. The word Summoner sounds cool enough that you keep it. You have set your status to peppy. It's a good day for you so far. Oh by the way. You type in a silver color. Silver being the material to kill "magical" beings. But the metal is way too weak to be utilized as a effective sword. At least you- wait are you rambling again. Anyways. To the last thing you want to do for today.

Usagi: Stay online and watch funny videos.

Yep. Exactly that. You open your browser "Prometheus" and you head to a video sharing site. Watching videos of magical being that you laugh you ass off. Since you know they do not exist. But wait....you get a memo. Wow... once you thought that you get no message at all and someone just invited even more people to talk about something. You open the memo and just watch. Hoping that you do not get involved with any of this.
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PostSubject: Re: FRESHSTARTSTUCK SESSION ROLEPLAY. CLOSED.    Tue May 03, 2016 5:39 pm

Auzour, get trolled by Ziavra ==>

You don't think that that is an action that you can do, seeing as how she needs to -
Oh! hold that thought, someone is contacting you!

[color=#660033]gruesomeTyrant began trolling tastefullyAsymmetric at 6:00 AM]

Auzour, Troll that one alien kid ==>
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PostSubject: Re: FRESHSTARTSTUCK SESSION ROLEPLAY. CLOSED.    Fri May 06, 2016 7:10 pm

==> Young Wizard, respond to mysterious solicitation for your presence...

FUTURE merryfucknWizarddddd [FMW] began trolling grusomeTyrant [GT], infininteLimbo [IL], avianSummoner [AS], OMNIPOTENTbearing [Ob], and omnificientBIENNIEL [oB] at ???????

Memo:
 

==> Oh, that's what you meant earlier when you said you would play a game later, your past-self saw the memo you would make in your own future and never realized it because of how high you were... I wonder what your present self is doing?

Watttttttt..........

==> Uh, right. Present self, appearify!

You don't really know what that means, but you do anyway.

You are now the young wizard of the present. You just finished talking with Auzour, and now you are standing before your hus- orb, right.

Hey wait a minute, you forgot to copy and past that download link from that memo you got earlier. You should do that now.

==> Young Wizard: Do that

You go into the memo again to do that.

Memo:
 

What is that sound? You go investigate, by exiting the upper corridors of your hive. Looking up you observe one wizard looking fireball waaaaaaaay offfffffff in the distance...

Pretty.

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PostSubject: Re: FRESHSTARTSTUCK SESSION ROLEPLAY. CLOSED.    Tue May 10, 2016 3:36 pm

==> Be the cherub girl again

You are Lucianna once more and she is tending to her plants. Completely ignoring what your future friends on the computer are saying. Oh there's another one of your brother's many things he's thrown over.

==> Read a botany book

You have read all of the books in your collection on that subject. So instead you pick out an empty book and begin to draw your plants in extreme detail. Labeling and listing the functions of each part. You two really need better things to do with your time.

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PostSubject: Re: FRESHSTARTSTUCK SESSION ROLEPLAY. CLOSED.    Wed May 11, 2016 12:27 am

Ziavra lies under her roof looking up at the empty ceiling.
she had decided that after a while one thing seemed to have grabbed her attention.
"In the real world?" the meaning of this game that was set in the real world but involved a disk which held the program. sure it could be like Flarp where you would fight out battle scenarios IRL, but that never involved sitting at a computer nor was it over the span of span 10 km.

Search for the game online. ==>
after five minutes of searching and only a few obscure download links and names, you find nothing.

Use your hidden ability ==>
You use your ability but due to certain... contracts and forms, I'm unable to disclose what this ability is.

Apparently this is a form of death game (Nothing new There). With a prize so epic that Ziavra can't refuse.

Download the game ==>
you start to dawnload the client and the server files to install.


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