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PostSubject: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:09 pm

==> Be Red Hood

You are now the troll wearing the most ridiculus Red Hooddy history could ever give you. You are now currently watching a fire.

You are happy because the thing that is on fire right now is the only bar on the city. Or the only bar that could dare to opose you, well no more my friend. Now you are the owner of the only half decent bar on town, known for its awful drinks, half decent company, decent gambling games and a GREAT place for ilegal metings.

This is going to be great

==> Open Bar

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Tue Feb 23, 2016 5:22 am

well well well
you took a month to do it
but you finaly did it
you finaly opened the bar

But its weird, nobody is here.
nobody in the bar
nobody in the streets
nobody to be seen

what could have caused all of this?
where is everyone, people should be here already.
They must be some where else, but...where?

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:51 am

The mousy troll waves her hand slightly. You... You were still here. Like on any other normal saturday evening. Even though it's a tuesday, and also not quite evening yet. Why did the bartender keep saying this place was empty? She was there. She was always there. Always sitting there, possibly slouching asleep on one of the barstools with her face on the countertop, but still there. He didn't need to complain. You were there. No reason to gripe. You're always there.

"bartender, you're a grurnp."

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:37 pm

"maybe i am, but im the "grurnp" that doesnt charge you for rent to staying here as if it were your hive, i only asks for the money of the drinks, and even then you still have some free ones every one and then......even when thats not with my concent"

Says as he looks at the window of the bar.

This was supposed to be a special day to me, and yet, the entire town has gone missing. What did i miss? a party or something, im the only bar on this place, WHERE ARE MY CLIENTS?!?
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:21 pm

The gardening troll walks into the bar carrying your usual order from her garden. " hEy, hErES your ordEr, Sir.AlSo why iS town So quiEt today? ItS uSually too muCh noiSE for mE to handlE but itS So quiEt."

She sets the basket down at the bar and then takes a seat on a chair next to the bar and her basket. " alSo I'm Sorry about you not having buiSnESS today, So I would likE a drink! juSt a fErmEntEd yEaSt drink iS finE or maybE onE of thoSE SpECialty drinkS you havE?"

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Wed Feb 24, 2016 11:28 am

The bar tender seems happy to see someone get inside his bar, but after hearing what it had to say, he seemed angry for some reason.

"What did you say little punk? DO YOU WANT TO HAVE TROUBLES?, read the sing!"

says as he points to one of the dusty walls

"NO SORRIES ALLOWED"
he says as he smacks the back of her head, like someone does with a friend

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:02 pm

She reads the sign and then questions why such a strange sign is there." ok I'll Stop Saying that word whilE I'm in hErE. So, a drink plEaSE?" she puts her hands in her lap to prevent anymore slaps hitting them.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:50 pm

the bar tender takes two bootles from behind the counter and puts one flower inside of each, and gives one to the client at hand.

So, where did you came from anyways? i dont see like you had any clients before me.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:45 pm

She takes a sip from the glass then sets it down. "wEll I livE out in thE CountrySidE. And you juSt happEnEd to bE my firSt CuStomEr whEn I opEnEd my buiSnESS! And my only onE... AS of right now. But aS word SprEadS I'll gEt morE CuStomErS!" she takes another drink of the beverage.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Wed Feb 24, 2016 10:13 pm

yea, i still cant believe you convince me to buy you flowers for a bar...normaly those things dont usually mix....but eh, i looks good...i guess

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Wed Feb 24, 2016 11:05 pm

You laugh a little when he says that. " hEy you Could alSo buy fruitS and vEgEtablES if you wantEd. And I alwayS givE my bESt flowErS for you!" she takes another sip smiling. Wow this is actually a record for how long she's stayed!

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Thu Feb 25, 2016 1:25 pm

"best flowers?, dont you dare, this place is not needing "the best flowers", take those to a place that deserves them, they would be a waste on a place like this."

He say as he takes a sit


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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Thu Feb 25, 2016 1:48 pm

" wEll yourE my only CliEnt aS of right now So why not uSE thEm hErE. HonEStly I would havE juSt plaCEd thEm in vaSES around my hivE for my Lusus to Eat." you take another drink from the beverage and then place it down on the bartop.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Thu Feb 25, 2016 2:15 pm

Well, i need to find some customers, or i wont be able to feed mine. And when she is not properly feed she goes out and...well...hunts it down, nobody likes that, i really need to stop her from doing that"

He stands up and puts his Red Hoody up, he takes the keys of the bar and throws it to Inny

Take care of the bar until i get back, i need to find where everyone has gone to, i dont want another lusus hunting spree
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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Thu Feb 25, 2016 2:55 pm

She stays behind with the mousy troll holding her rifle in case bad things happen. "So whatS your namE? And how long havE you known him?" she attempts to make small talk but anyone could hear the nervousness in her voice. She continues to clean the gun then loads a few bullets into it if she will need to shoot something...

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Fri Feb 26, 2016 2:43 pm

Inny didn't move when the keys hit her head, but she couldn't really just shrug off the direct question. Blushing slightly, she sat up and rotated her seat, leaning against the bar. "uh." She paused, taking in what the question actually was. "i guess i don't really know hirn, rnore like... I'rn always here..." She trailed off, but then remembered the first question. "oh yeah. i'rn Inny." She raised her had to shake, but ended up just sort of weakly stabbing Caroll in the ribcage with her chewed-down nails. "whoops, sorry... haha..."
She stared at the keys on the floor, wondering what the fuck she was supposed to do with a bar for an indefinite amount of time. Well, besides the obvious benefits. Forgetting the handshake entirely, she just walked past the guest to the other side of the bar, and sat down on the seat red-hoodie would use if he were actually doing his job. "Wassur name, hun?" she slurred.

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:15 pm

She could tell that the other troll was drunk or atleast it seemed like she was. " my namE iS Caroll, niCE to mEEt you Inny!" she smilies after saying that and takes another drink from the beverage then she places her rifle on the bartop." hopEfully you don't mind if I plaCE my gun thErE?"


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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Fri Feb 26, 2016 3:44 pm

The troll missus stared at the firearm, slowly shrugging.
"well, i don't know what hoodie would say.." She stared blankly at Caroll. "i don't see it a problem, so sure, go for it." She glanced around. It was a really quiet day. Nobody here, and generally there were lots of people in any bar. Well, maybe not the terrible ones. like this one, but the company was always better anyhow. In some strange, twisted meaning of the word. "uhh, collro, howr you toady?" She completely botched that entire sentence. Awkwaaard.....

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PostSubject: Re: Welcome to the Jester Bar    Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:24 pm

She can't help but giggle at how botched that sentence was. " todayS bEEn StrangE, thatS for SurE. HEll I EvEn lEft my houSE bECauSE of how quiEt it'S bEEn. AlSo my LuSuS waS bugging mE about dElivEring flowErS.Enough about mE how waS your day?" she looks at the other troll with caring eyes.

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