Foolstuck Log (Please do not discuss here!)

by **DistantRed** Sun Oct 11, 2015 7:35 pm

Sɪx ғᴏᴏʟs sᴛʀᴜɢɢʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴛʀᴇᴅ, ᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɢɴᴏʀᴀɴᴄᴇ, ᴀsᴘɪʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇsᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ʟɪғᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ, ᴀᴍᴏɴɢsᴛ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴏʟᴀʀɪᴛɪᴇs ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ғᴏᴏʟɪsʜ ᴅᴇᴍɪsᴇ. :}

IA: So, what in the hell are we playing, Abe?

AI: Caín, i've told you a hundred times that it'll be fun, yeahh?, if we figure out what to do, of course

IA: IF we figure out what to do?! You haven't even read about the game at all?

AI: I TRIED!!!, but not many people played it before us!!, i only found one guide

IA: I guess that's cool. I hope it explains itself well. I don't want to waste any time on a shit game.

AI: I have to decipher it, it is in another languaje...

Aʙᴇʟ sᴇɴᴛ ᴀ ғɪʟᴇ

AI: help me using this

Aʙᴇʟ sᴇɴᴛ ᴀ ғɪʟᴇ

program

IA: Umm... I have no idea. Fair enough, forget translating it. Let's just do it.

AI: We have to be careful!!, you can die here!!

IA: Die? It's just a game.
IA: RIGHT?

AI: i don't... know?... just be careful, yeahh??

IA: Okay, I guess.
IA: So, you want to host first?
IA: Well, do hosty things first?
IA: So, what am I supposed to even do here? The crocs, err... alligators, or whatever aren't helping me.

AI: try to talk to them!!, mine are being nice when i'm nice too

IA: Talk to them? They're animals... and they have these sharp teeth, man.

AI: they're being nice to me, cain, they won't bite you unless you attack them.

IA: You better be right on that. I'm taking out my revolver just in case.

Cᴀɪɴ ᴛᴀʟᴋs ᴛᴏ ᴀɴ ᴀʟʟɪɢᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏ ɪs sʜᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ғᴇᴀʀ.

IA: Nothing, I was nice as possible and they aren't telling me what to do.

AI: THEY DON't, you big oaf... they just help you with missions and chores and stuff... to gain grist

IA: What are yours doing for you?

AI: they're helping me to carry stuff around and to deffend me from monsters!!

IA: Wait, so I can enslave them? This is more my style.
IA: Okay, I have some of them building and some of them killing imps.
IA: Though most of them are dropping boulders on themselves and dying to the imps.

AI: SERIOUSLY cain please... can0t you be nice to someone for once????

IA: You said I can make them do things. Besides, they're only animals.

AI: ugh... i swear you're so dumb sometimes... cain...
AI: OH MY GOD
AI: D:

IA: I mean, at least I have more grist.

AI: CAIN THIS GUIDE SAYS WE CAN DIE

IA: Okay... so how do we NOT do that?

AI: being careful???
AI: ugh
AI: sometimes you're too stupid

IA: It wasn't my idea to play your alligator friendship game.

AI: oh shut up!!
AI: i'm sorry ok??, i wasn't expecting this bullshit!
AI: about dyeing

IA: Alright then. I forgive you. I guess I can be nicer to my toothy zoo peeps.

AI: yeah... okay, let's try to finish this fucking game :/

IA: Are you doing the frog stuff? What's even the point of it anyways?

AI: we have to create a new universe, cain!!, it's all in this guideeeeeeeeee

Aʙᴇʟ sᴇɴᴛ ᴀ ғɪʟᴇ

AI: cain what the fuck were you doing
AI: seriously do NOT die

IA: I was eating the fruit.