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Beforus Session (Closed)
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Beforus Session (Closed)
(OOC thread here)
There will be a Sgrub session. It is destined to fail. Let's see what happens.
>Be Someone
How about this yellow-blooded fellow?
>Enter name
Your name is.... TUNA CAPTURE!!
Oh for god's sake.... wait... actually, this can be worked with...
==>
Your name is MITUNA CAPTOR.
Your favorite number is 2, and your favorite colors are all the primary ones. You are really really fuckin neato special at VIDEO GAMES. Like, the best around. No one's ever gonna bring you down. You are also really fuckin neato special at SKATEBOARDING. Seriously really fuckin neato special. As an HEIR OF DOOM, you constantly warn your friends about how their stupid actions will result only in their INEVITABLE DEMISE. They don't really listen.
Your trollhandle is teslaAttribute and you speak WII7H U7M02T URGENCY AND IIMP0R7ANCE.
Mituna: troll friends
You don't really have friends. Just people you can tolerate, and everyone else. You'll talk to your tolerables now.
There will be a Sgrub session. It is destined to fail. Let's see what happens.
>Be Someone
How about this yellow-blooded fellow?
>Enter name
Your name is.... TUNA CAPTURE!!
Oh for god's sake.... wait... actually, this can be worked with...
==>
Your name is MITUNA CAPTOR.
Your favorite number is 2, and your favorite colors are all the primary ones. You are really really fuckin neato special at VIDEO GAMES. Like, the best around. No one's ever gonna bring you down. You are also really fuckin neato special at SKATEBOARDING. Seriously really fuckin neato special. As an HEIR OF DOOM, you constantly warn your friends about how their stupid actions will result only in their INEVITABLE DEMISE. They don't really listen.
Your trollhandle is teslaAttribute and you speak WII7H U7M02T URGENCY AND IIMP0R7ANCE.
Mituna: troll friends
You don't really have friends. Just people you can tolerate, and everyone else. You'll talk to your tolerables now.
- chat log:
teslaAttribute has sent memo: Notice me Senpai FUCKERS to EVERYONE
TA: IIVE G07 G00D NEW2 AND BAD NEW2
TA: 7HE G00D NEW2 II2 2BURB FIINII2HED IIN27ALLIING
TA: 7HE BAD NEW2 II2 WERE ALL D000000MED.
TA: JU27 A HEAD2 UP.
Last edited by topgunAmnesiac on Sun May 10, 2015 7:35 pm; edited 1 time in total
topgunAmnesiac- Fidgety Bopper
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
==>Be the cat-like troll
>Enter Name
MEWLING LIONPAWS
Well...she doesn't really mind that name but...that's still pretty weird.
>Try Again
MEULIN LEIJON
Yes, your name is Meulin Leijon and you love to USE CAT-LIKE EMOJI as prefixes in all your words. You also have a tendency to MAKE CAT PUNS furry ofurn. You enjoy role-playing with your friends, though some have a tendency to dislike it. But you don't mind, you think making cat puns are furry fun indeed. You're also quite good at SHIPPING and you're always on the lookout for new possible pairings between your friends. You never force the ships on them though, that's a rule of a good shipper, to never force pairings on others.
You're also actually deaf, but that doesn't stop you from talking with your friends. How you got deaf is actually a pretty sad story involving a loss of a matesprit but you know it's not his fault. You forgive him for that. In fact, you enjoy finding ways chatting with him through sign language!
Your trollhandle is ambiguousCaterer and it appears one of your friends has opened a memo.
>Meulin: Respond to Memo
>Enter Name
MEWLING LIONPAWS
Well...she doesn't really mind that name but...that's still pretty weird.
>Try Again
MEULIN LEIJON
Yes, your name is Meulin Leijon and you love to USE CAT-LIKE EMOJI as prefixes in all your words. You also have a tendency to MAKE CAT PUNS furry ofurn. You enjoy role-playing with your friends, though some have a tendency to dislike it. But you don't mind, you think making cat puns are furry fun indeed. You're also quite good at SHIPPING and you're always on the lookout for new possible pairings between your friends. You never force the ships on them though, that's a rule of a good shipper, to never force pairings on others.
You're also actually deaf, but that doesn't stop you from talking with your friends. How you got deaf is actually a pretty sad story involving a loss of a matesprit but you know it's not his fault. You forgive him for that. In fact, you enjoy finding ways chatting with him through sign language!
Your trollhandle is ambiguousCaterer and it appears one of your friends has opened a memo.
>Meulin: Respond to Memo
- Show Memolog:
- teslaAttribute has sent memo: Notice me Senpai FUCKERS to EVERYONE
TA: IIVE G07 G00D NEW2 AND BAD NEW2
TA: 7HE G00D NEW2 II2 2BURB FIINII2HED IIN27ALLIING
TA: 7HE BAD NEW2 II2 WERE ALL D000000MED.
TA: JU27 A HEAD2 UP.
CURRENT ambiguousCaterer [CAC] has responded to memo
CAC: (=˙•˙=) WHAT DO MEW MEAN MITUNA? HOW IS IT THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE DOOMED BECLAWS OF THE SGRUB GAME?
CAC: (^._.^) I AM FURRY CONFUSED RIGHT MEOW
linguisticallyInspired- Gritty Midget
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
Mituna: explain to AC how you'll all die
You would, but you're busy being your best tolerable.
>View best tolerable
Here he is.
>Enter name
His name shall be-
>Oh no, no silly names this time
Alrighty, then.
Your name is CRONUS AMPORA. You have a bit of a speech impediment, but nothing to call home about. You tend to be VERY FLIRTATIOUS with your friends, but it's just for fun. You're not looking for anything serious right now.
You're a WIZARD, Cronus. You have extensive mastery of the ARCANE ARTS, which are totally real. Like, the most real thing you know. Even if few others believe in it.
Your trollhandle is certifiedArcanist and you havwe trouble vwith vw's and wv's. it is NOT a PRO8LEM, though.
Cronus: retrieve armaments[/b]
You grab your trusted side-arm, the WHALER'S WINCHESTER. This little number's seen you through thick and thin. It's placed into your STRIFE DECK under one of your two STRIFEKIND SPECIBI, RIFLEKIND. But the rifle is only a secondary weapon.
You find your WIZARDING DEVICE, the BLACK SHAFT. It's not much to talk about, but it'll cast magic just fine. It's placed under WANDKIND in your STRIFE DECK.
What ho? It appears you're being trolled by your friends.
Cronus: Answer memo
You would, but you're busy being your best tolerable.
>View best tolerable
Here he is.
>Enter name
His name shall be-
>Oh no, no silly names this time
Alrighty, then.
Your name is CRONUS AMPORA. You have a bit of a speech impediment, but nothing to call home about. You tend to be VERY FLIRTATIOUS with your friends, but it's just for fun. You're not looking for anything serious right now.
You're a WIZARD, Cronus. You have extensive mastery of the ARCANE ARTS, which are totally real. Like, the most real thing you know. Even if few others believe in it.
Your trollhandle is certifiedArcanist and you havwe trouble vwith vw's and wv's. it is NOT a PRO8LEM, though.
Cronus: retrieve armaments[/b]
You grab your trusted side-arm, the WHALER'S WINCHESTER. This little number's seen you through thick and thin. It's placed into your STRIFE DECK under one of your two STRIFEKIND SPECIBI, RIFLEKIND. But the rifle is only a secondary weapon.
- WHALER'S WINCHESTER:
You find your WIZARDING DEVICE, the BLACK SHAFT. It's not much to talk about, but it'll cast magic just fine. It's placed under WANDKIND in your STRIFE DECK.
What ho? It appears you're being trolled by your friends.
Cronus: Answer memo
- View memolog:
certifiedArcanist has responded to memo
CA: dont mind him.
CA: he couldnt vwalk out of his hivwe vwithout seeing doom evweryvwhere he looks.
CA: dont you vworry your pretty mind about it.
topgunAmnesiac- Fidgety Bopper
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
==>Be the con man
Con man? Why, you don't see any con man. In fact, all you see is a talented magician!
That's right, the most talented magician. You'd be blessed to be him. Which you are.
==>Enter name
Star-spangled Asshole.
Well, it's better than anything else you can come up with.
==>Try again
Your name is YEPORI FARHAD, and like you said, you are pretty much the BEST GODDAMN MAGICIAN. That is, if magic was real. Which it ISN'T. Of course, you know better than to say so, seeing as your REPUTATION and LIFESTYLE REVOLVES AROUND MAGIC. You rely on the ILLUSION that you're a magician, and you pull it off with your QUICK HANDS, QUICKER WIT, and PSIONIC POWERS.
You are known not to have the best timing when it comes to interacting with people when you aren't DISTRACTING them, but you're working on that. You've often been called LAZY, and you typically begin to refute that before giving up, because WHO WANTS TO BOTHER FIGHTING? Overall, you consider yourself to be a pretty FRIENDLY, NON-CONFRONTATIONAL guy.
Your trollhandle is affableBewitchment, and you *~*like to add a bit of magic to your text*~*
==>Yepori: Discard silly pajamas
Pajamas? These aren't your pajamas! They're your super important, super magical MAGICIAN ROBES! They augment your amazing magical powers!
==>Don magician's hat
You better believe you do. Removing your spectacular hat from your sylladex, you place it on your head. Now you truly look like a real magician. Your lusus would be so proud of you, if he actually cared enough to be proud of you.
==>Notice your computer
You notice it.
Oh, it looks like someone's sent you something!
Of course, you're hesitant to respond, seeing as you actually don't know these people all too well. But, in the short amount of time you've known them, you're certain that they all consider you their best friend, just like you do! And if they don't, then you're sure at least one of them is dumb enough for you to swipe their money off of. However, those thoughts are for another day; right now, you need to respond to this! Or not.
==>Respond to the memo
CURRENT affableBewitchment [CAB] responded to memo RIGHT NOW.
Con man? Why, you don't see any con man. In fact, all you see is a talented magician!
That's right, the most talented magician. You'd be blessed to be him. Which you are.
==>Enter name
Star-spangled Asshole.
Well, it's better than anything else you can come up with.
==>Try again
Your name is YEPORI FARHAD, and like you said, you are pretty much the BEST GODDAMN MAGICIAN. That is, if magic was real. Which it ISN'T. Of course, you know better than to say so, seeing as your REPUTATION and LIFESTYLE REVOLVES AROUND MAGIC. You rely on the ILLUSION that you're a magician, and you pull it off with your QUICK HANDS, QUICKER WIT, and PSIONIC POWERS.
You are known not to have the best timing when it comes to interacting with people when you aren't DISTRACTING them, but you're working on that. You've often been called LAZY, and you typically begin to refute that before giving up, because WHO WANTS TO BOTHER FIGHTING? Overall, you consider yourself to be a pretty FRIENDLY, NON-CONFRONTATIONAL guy.
Your trollhandle is affableBewitchment, and you *~*like to add a bit of magic to your text*~*
==>Yepori: Discard silly pajamas
Pajamas? These aren't your pajamas! They're your super important, super magical MAGICIAN ROBES! They augment your amazing magical powers!
==>Don magician's hat
You better believe you do. Removing your spectacular hat from your sylladex, you place it on your head. Now you truly look like a real magician. Your lusus would be so proud of you, if he actually cared enough to be proud of you.
==>Notice your computer
You notice it.
Oh, it looks like someone's sent you something!
Of course, you're hesitant to respond, seeing as you actually don't know these people all too well. But, in the short amount of time you've known them, you're certain that they all consider you their best friend, just like you do! And if they don't, then you're sure at least one of them is dumb enough for you to swipe their money off of. However, those thoughts are for another day; right now, you need to respond to this! Or not.
==>Respond to the memo
CURRENT affableBewitchment [CAB] responded to memo RIGHT NOW.
- View memolog:
- CURRENT affableBewitchment [CAB] responded to memo RIGHT NOW.
CAB: *~*if i may interject*~*
CAB: *~*whats this talk of doom about anyhow*~*
sleeplessCartoonist- Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>Meulin: Respond to memo
You would, but you have someone else who'd like to be introduced. They're probably going to be quite triggered if you don't introduce them any sooner.
>Be the easily triggered troll
Your name is KANKRI VANTAS, no need for silly names 'cause you dislike that severely and take it as a huge offense and a triggering statement. You are a very easily triggered troll who has no tolerance for anyone who dares to ignore those triggers which you state beforehand before engaging in a particular, possible triggering topic. You often come of as a very calm and dull troll in which your friends tend to hate tolerating your endless long lectures which you say that you lecture them out of your own goodwill. You always tend to bring up trigger words very often in attempt to warn others to not mention them.
Your trollhandle is condescendingGlorified and you replace your Os and Bs with 9s and 6s respectively. You also ALWAYS remember to tag triggers before talking.
Now apparently your friends have opened a memo talking something about doom and such. You sigh as you reply to the memo.
You would, but you have someone else who'd like to be introduced. They're probably going to be quite triggered if you don't introduce them any sooner.
>Be the easily triggered troll
Your name is KANKRI VANTAS, no need for silly names 'cause you dislike that severely and take it as a huge offense and a triggering statement. You are a very easily triggered troll who has no tolerance for anyone who dares to ignore those triggers which you state beforehand before engaging in a particular, possible triggering topic. You often come of as a very calm and dull troll in which your friends tend to hate tolerating your endless long lectures which you say that you lecture them out of your own goodwill. You always tend to bring up trigger words very often in attempt to warn others to not mention them.
Your trollhandle is condescendingGlorified and you replace your Os and Bs with 9s and 6s respectively. You also ALWAYS remember to tag triggers before talking.
Now apparently your friends have opened a memo talking something about doom and such. You sigh as you reply to the memo.
- Memolog:
- CURRENT condescendingGlorified [CCG] responded to memo
CCG: N9w bef9re we engage further into this t9pic, I'd like t9 p9int 9ut the p9ssible triggers inv9lved in this t9pic. Triggers include 6ut likely will n9t 6e limited t9 class 9ppressi9n, culling culture and vi9lence against gru6s, lusus a6use, c9mplementary and anal9g9us hate speech, pail filling, slurries and 9ther c9ncupiscent fluids, lifespan shaming, a6leist slurs, pr9lix dissertati9n and physical c9ntact. If y9u must menti9n any p9ssi6le triggers, I sternly suggest y9u t9 tag the trigger w9rds 6ef9re menti9ning them with the hashtag.
CCG: I shall n9w pr9ceed 9n what I want t9 c9ntri6ute t9 the su6ject at hand. Mituna, I realise that y9u have a tendency t9 try and n9tify 9thers 9f y9ur supp9sed d99m pr9phecies. I assure y9u that this will n9t matter until later int9 the future and n9w what I may attempt t9 say may inv9lve the f9ll9wing triggers #Culling #Harsh critiques. Cr9nus I sense that y9u have a lack 9f filter and y9u d9 understand that y9ur statements may cause s9me harsh triggers f9r 9thers #Flirtati9ns #Indirect Insults. Please d9 understand that n9t every9ne is able to stand y9ur unc9uth menti9ns, the same g9es f9r y9u Mituna.
- OOC:
- Hope you liked that wall of text XD
linguisticallyInspired- Gritty Midget
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
- View memolog:
TA: AH FUCK
TA: WH0 LE7 HIIM IIN?
TA: II 2WEAR II BANNED HIIM
CA: dont look at me.
CA: i thought this vwould be a trigger free convwersation.
CA: no need for the tp to showv up.
crackshotThoroughbred [CT]has responded to memo
CT: I took it upon myself to invite the mutant b100d.
CT: Even if he doesn't fit neatly into the hemospectrum, he can still be saddled up as a member of our herd.
CT: Have no fear, I will personally keep a close eye upon him.
CT: Holding the reins, so to speak.
CT: Better a mutant b100d than a low b100d, I always say.
TA: II 7AKE BACK EVERY7HIING II 2AIID AB0UT KANKRII.
TA: HE CAN 27AY
TA: N0W, WH0 IINVII7ED THE 2WEA7Y H00FBEA27 HEM0-NAZII?
TA: WAII7, UH... #HEM0NAZII #2WEA7Y #KANKRII
You have. Any private chats you've had with the sweaty hemonazi have mysteriously vanished from your computer. Not that you did anything.
Cronus: Be anyone else
That's a good idea if ever you heard one. Way to shift the blame, buddy. You're gonna be Mituna again.
Mituna: explain how you all will soon die
You've kept it secret long enough anyway.
- View memolog:
TA: EVER 2IINCE II 27AR7ED IIN27ALIING 2GRUB
TA: IIVE HAD VII2II0N2
TA: W0R27 7HAN N0RMAL
TA: II D0N7 7HIINK WE CAN WIIN 7HE GAME
TA: MY VII2II0N2 HAVE N0 FAC7UAL BA2II2
CT: Your 'visions' have no- oh.
CT: Anyhoof, I'd like it if I wasn't referred to as a 'h*mon*zi'.
CT: I no longer care about b100d color.
CT: As evidenced by my allowing of the mutantb100d into our herd.
CT: Oh, f*ddlesti%!
Slow down, sport. Let's let the others talk.
topgunAmnesiac- Fidgety Bopper
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>東痴漢こと
あなたの名前はダマラ人Megidoで、すでに人々があなたの実際の1で問題が発生したときには、むしろ冗談名で全体のトラブルを通過しないだろう。しかし、言葉の壁は、結び目の彼のパンティーを取得トリガトロールなしで、ちょうどあなたの倒錯の自己であることが容易にするん。それが私の仕事です;)
あなたのトロールハンドルは antisocialArbiter [AA] 、あなたがあなたの母国語でほぼ完全に話す。 SOMETIME YOU TALK, BUT NOT GOOD
馬鹿はメモにいるような、時間がセクシーな時代のどのような存在で起こっているかを確認します
あなたの名前はダマラ人Megidoで、すでに人々があなたの実際の1で問題が発生したときには、むしろ冗談名で全体のトラブルを通過しないだろう。しかし、言葉の壁は、結び目の彼のパンティーを取得トリガトロールなしで、ちょうどあなたの倒錯の自己であることが容易にするん。それが私の仕事です;)
あなたのトロールハンドルは antisocialArbiter [AA] 、あなたがあなたの母国語でほぼ完全に話す。 SOMETIME YOU TALK, BUT NOT GOOD
馬鹿はメモにいるような、時間がセクシーな時代のどのような存在で起こっているかを確認します
- Memo Log:
- TA: AH FUCK
TA: WH0 LE7 HIIM IIN?
TA: II 2WEAR II BANNED HIIM
CA: dont look at me.
CA: i thought this vwould be a trigger free convwersation.
CA: no need for the tp to showv up.
crackshotThoroughbred [CT]has responded to memo
CT: I took it upon myself to invite the mutant b100d.
CT: Even if he doesn't fit neatly into the hemospectrum, he can still be saddled up as a member of our herd.
CT: Have no fear, I will personally keep a close eye upon him.
CT: Holding the reins, so to speak.
CT: Better a mutant b100d than a low b100d, I always say.
TA: II 7AKE BACK EVERY7HIING II 2AIID AB0UT KANKRII.
TA: HE CAN 27AY
TA: N0W, WH0 IINVII7ED THE 2WEA7Y H00FBEA27 HEM0-NAZII?
TA: WAII7, UH... #HEM0NAZII #2WEA7Y #KANKRII
antisocialArbiter [AA] has responded to the memo
AA: 蹄獣の少年
AA: 少年の魚とあなたはまだセクシーな回をやっている?
AA: キスと言う ;)
BurdenKing- Head Admin
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
Sweaty hemonazi: reply
For god's sake... His name is Horuss Zahhak. Might as well do the introduction thing.
Horuss: introduce yourself.
Your name is HORUSS ZAHHAK. You are a true troll RENAISSANCE MAN. Archery, inventing, the riding of the majestic hoofbeast, you pursue them all with equal enthusiasm. You are also very STRONG. As a PAGE OF VOID, you are.... well, it's not important. What is important is that you are a STRONG, BLUE BLOODED troll of many talents, and you don't give a damn about the hemospectrum, really.
Your trolling handle is crackshotThoroughbred and you address all others with the courtesy that all highb100ds show to their shorter-lived comrades. Setting an e%ample, so to say.
It would appear that miss Megido has entered the chat, probably to make some lewd suggestions. Luckily you've added an AUTO-TRANSLATOR to your computer screen.
Horuss: translate
Due to translator-translatee confidentiality, you won't share the message. But you will react to it- oh fiddlesticks!
It seems that you have neglected to wear your DE-STRENGTHENING gloves. You'll have to take some time to repair your keyboard.
Cronus: remember how to speak east alternian
You try and fail. Besides, you're busy being Mituna so that no one will know that you let Horuss into the chat.
Cronus: respond to Damara
For god's sake... His name is Horuss Zahhak. Might as well do the introduction thing.
Horuss: introduce yourself.
Your name is HORUSS ZAHHAK. You are a true troll RENAISSANCE MAN. Archery, inventing, the riding of the majestic hoofbeast, you pursue them all with equal enthusiasm. You are also very STRONG. As a PAGE OF VOID, you are.... well, it's not important. What is important is that you are a STRONG, BLUE BLOODED troll of many talents, and you don't give a damn about the hemospectrum, really.
Your trolling handle is crackshotThoroughbred and you address all others with the courtesy that all highb100ds show to their shorter-lived comrades. Setting an e%ample, so to say.
It would appear that miss Megido has entered the chat, probably to make some lewd suggestions. Luckily you've added an AUTO-TRANSLATOR to your computer screen.
Horuss: translate
Due to translator-translatee confidentiality, you won't share the message. But you will react to it- oh fiddlesticks!
It seems that you have neglected to wear your DE-STRENGTHENING gloves. You'll have to take some time to repair your keyboard.
Cronus: remember how to speak east alternian
You try and fail. Besides, you're busy being Mituna so that no one will know that you let Horuss into the chat.
Cronus: respond to Damara
- View memolog:
CA: i hawve no idea what you just said.
CA: but i did see the little vwinking face at the end there.
CA: knowving you, it probably means something sexual.
CA: therefore, i agree vwith vwhatewver damara just said.
CA: ;)
TA: ....
TA: Y0URE AN IIDII07
TA: H0RU22 Y0U CAN 27AY
TA: WH0 IINVII7ED DAMARA
CA: horuss did.
CA: i vwarned him, but he didnt listen.
CA: said something about representing even the lowvbloods in our session.
CA: vwhatewver that means.
topgunAmnesiac- Fidgety Bopper
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>Be the Cherub
Be the what?
Be the Cherub.
What cherub? It is too soon for those green guys to make their appearances just yet. Be another troll in the meantime THEN we'll see if it's time to introduce the cherubs just yet.
>Be Meulin
You are now Meulin and you are about to reply to all these people who suddenly started joining in into the conversation. You are very excited to understand all of this, though Damara's text is still a huge problem since you unfortunately, don't speak East Alternian.
>Now, be the white cherub
Fine, you can be the cherub now...
>ENTER NAME
YULMOSI
What? That's it? Just Yulmosi?
Yep, pretty much.
Your name is Yulmosi and you are a respectable cherub who is actually quite prone to worrying about people's opinions of you, especially now since you've met some very interesting people of a race called 'Trolls'. You are also very timid, though you hate to admit that and being a cherub, you are one of the Master Classes, the Lord of Hope. You have yet to play this SGRUB game, but you may need your sister's permission to play it, since she has a huge superiority complex.
Your talk handle is called yammeringyectasis and you tend to replace the first letter of a sentence with a 'Y' and for every first vowel in a sentence, you place a y in front of it. Now it seems like your troll friends have opened a memo and you decided to join in, even though if it does breach the small set of rules you had set up to avoid too much conflict with your sister.
Be the what?
Be the Cherub.
What cherub? It is too soon for those green guys to make their appearances just yet. Be another troll in the meantime THEN we'll see if it's time to introduce the cherubs just yet.
>Be Meulin
You are now Meulin and you are about to reply to all these people who suddenly started joining in into the conversation. You are very excited to understand all of this, though Damara's text is still a huge problem since you unfortunately, don't speak East Alternian.
- Show Memolog:
CAC: (= ; I ; =) AWW, THAT'S SO SAD...WHY MUST WE ALL BE DOOMED FUR THIS? WHAT IS IT THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA MEWS UP?
CAC: IT'S REALLY UNFURTUNATE TO KNOW THAT THIS IS GOING TO CATPUN...
CAC:(=;ェ;=) WHY IS IT THAT MEW ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL SO SAD...
CAC: (^•o•^) ON A SIDE NOTE HOWEFUR, I AM ACTUALLY FURRY EXCITED TO PURR THIS GAME SOON!
CCG: Meulin, w9uld I need t9 remind y9u that Mituna's pr9phecies d9 n9t need t9 6e w9rried s9 much f9r until perhaps the far 9ff future? Als9, I am thankful, Mituna, that y9u had the c9urtesy t9 imply what I had just stated recently and tagged any p9ssi6le triggers f9r 9thers, me especially. Damara, I KN9W y9u had just made a VERY LEWD STATEMENT EARLIER! JUST BECAUSE S9ME 9F US ARE UNA6LE T9 UNDERSTAND EAST ALTERNIAN D9ES N9T MEAN Y9U CAN DISREGARD TAGGING TRIGGERS EVEN IF IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE ALT9GETHER! H9nestly, why are pe9ple s9 rude these days? It is such a pain t9 try and ensure the peace 9f a c9nversati9n these days...
>Now, be the white cherub
Fine, you can be the cherub now...
>ENTER NAME
YULMOSI
What? That's it? Just Yulmosi?
Yep, pretty much.
Your name is Yulmosi and you are a respectable cherub who is actually quite prone to worrying about people's opinions of you, especially now since you've met some very interesting people of a race called 'Trolls'. You are also very timid, though you hate to admit that and being a cherub, you are one of the Master Classes, the Lord of Hope. You have yet to play this SGRUB game, but you may need your sister's permission to play it, since she has a huge superiority complex.
Your talk handle is called yammeringyectasis and you tend to replace the first letter of a sentence with a 'Y' and for every first vowel in a sentence, you place a y in front of it. Now it seems like your troll friends have opened a memo and you decided to join in, even though if it does breach the small set of rules you had set up to avoid too much conflict with your sister.
- Memolog:
- yammeringyectasis [yy] responded to memo
yy: yt syems like you guys are in a very interesting situation. yind yif i join in?
- OOC:
- Sorry, I wasn't able to draw out Yulmosi for you guys :(
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>Yepori: Respond to memo
Huh? Oh, right. You were pretty distracted, there. It looks like the conversation has been going on for some time, and you skim over the multicoloured text.
==>
>Realize something grim might happen to you if you play this game
Something grim? Well, while you trust the mustard-blooded fellow, you doubt that you really are all doomed! What could a simple game do, right? You just hope that they let you play with them. It sounds exciting and not at all dangerous!
Huh? Oh, right. You were pretty distracted, there. It looks like the conversation has been going on for some time, and you skim over the multicoloured text.
==>
- View memolog:
AB: *~*hey yeah i wouldnt mind getting to join in as well*~*
AB: *~*if youre cool with it i mean*~*
AB: *~*i dont wanna overstep my boundaries here*~*
AB: *~*uh was i supposed to tag that with something*~*
>Realize something grim might happen to you if you play this game
Something grim? Well, while you trust the mustard-blooded fellow, you doubt that you really are all doomed! What could a simple game do, right? You just hope that they let you play with them. It sounds exciting and not at all dangerous!
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>[S]Horuss: leave hive and search for spare keys
Indigo Archer
You let your familiar goggles hide your eyes once more, and begrudgingly force your face into a grin. According to your moirail's instructions, the best way to hide your pain is to crush it beneath a tide of overwhelming positivity.
You grab your well-used longbow, the CAVALRY ENFORCER. The empty, featureless wasteland in which you've made your hive taunts you with it's blankness. But you are not a blank troll. You're determined, so determined it hurts, that you will leave a mark on the world.
You sling your bow across your back, feeling it's surprising weight on your shoulders. Only a troll with your STRENGTH could pull it back, let alone string the thing.
You muster up your STRENGTH, and leap into the blue horizon. Your moirail lives not too far away, and if your memory can be trusted, she was the last one you visited.
>Horuss: arrive
You crash down in front of Meulin's hive. You hope you aren't intruding on anything important as you gingerly knock on the door.
==>
OH DRAT-
You didn't mean to knock it off the hinges. Well, at the very least she knows you're here.
Oh, wait. She's deaf. At the very least, she's forgiven that purple blooded skeleton troll- Kurloz was his name.
>Horuss: try not to alarm moirail
You pray that she felt the vibrations of you ACCIDENTALLY punching her door across the room. It probably shook the whole house. You carefully to her private room.
Please, whatever deity is watching over STRONG, sweaty idiots, let Meulin not be angry.
You'll be someone else for a bit, to give your nerves a break.
>Be Cronus
That'll do.
>Cronus: take control of the situation
Indigo Archer
You let your familiar goggles hide your eyes once more, and begrudgingly force your face into a grin. According to your moirail's instructions, the best way to hide your pain is to crush it beneath a tide of overwhelming positivity.
You grab your well-used longbow, the CAVALRY ENFORCER. The empty, featureless wasteland in which you've made your hive taunts you with it's blankness. But you are not a blank troll. You're determined, so determined it hurts, that you will leave a mark on the world.
You sling your bow across your back, feeling it's surprising weight on your shoulders. Only a troll with your STRENGTH could pull it back, let alone string the thing.
You muster up your STRENGTH, and leap into the blue horizon. Your moirail lives not too far away, and if your memory can be trusted, she was the last one you visited.
>Horuss: arrive
You crash down in front of Meulin's hive. You hope you aren't intruding on anything important as you gingerly knock on the door.
==>
OH DRAT-
You didn't mean to knock it off the hinges. Well, at the very least she knows you're here.
Oh, wait. She's deaf. At the very least, she's forgiven that purple blooded skeleton troll- Kurloz was his name.
>Horuss: try not to alarm moirail
You pray that she felt the vibrations of you ACCIDENTALLY punching her door across the room. It probably shook the whole house. You carefully to her private room.
Please, whatever deity is watching over STRONG, sweaty idiots, let Meulin not be angry.
You'll be someone else for a bit, to give your nerves a break.
>Be Cronus
That'll do.
>Cronus: take control of the situation
- view memolog:
CA: alright, alright.
CA: evweryone here asking to join our session, vwed be happy to havwe more players.
CA: nowv, lets try to establish vwholl be a server player for vwho.
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>Be the cat-like troll again
You are now once again Meulin and you notice Horuss has entered your room due to the unfortunate tremors in your hive from the fact that your hive's door had apparently fallen off. You don't know about that completely however, it was just a guess. You turn around and see Horuss entering and you laugh at his unfortunate attempt to enter.
MEULIN: (=^ω^=)< HI THERE HORUSS! SO NICE OF MEW TO DROP IN, LITTER-ALLY, HEHE, IN TO MY HIVE! MEW SHOULD HAVE MEWTIFIED ME BEFUR HAND! OR PAW!
You are now once again Meulin and you notice Horuss has entered your room due to the unfortunate tremors in your hive from the fact that your hive's door had apparently fallen off. You don't know about that completely however, it was just a guess. You turn around and see Horuss entering and you laugh at his unfortunate attempt to enter.
MEULIN: (=^ω^=)< HI THERE HORUSS! SO NICE OF MEW TO DROP IN, LITTER-ALLY, HEHE, IN TO MY HIVE! MEW SHOULD HAVE MEWTIFIED ME BEFUR HAND! OR PAW!
- OOC:
- Just ignore the meme
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
ゲームを始めます
あなたがゲームを開始、あなたは幸せになります。
小さなホーンは、常にあなたの好きな男の子のおもちゃとなっています。
あなたが今しなければならないすべては、彼をトリガーするための最良の方法を見つけることです。
Be the Heiress
Allume sat on the cushion seat that rested in the center of her underwater hive. While normally she would have hid deeper in the ocean to avoid the politics of the world, she was forced to reside in this hive that was so close to the beach in order to maintain contact with the few trolls she could consider her friends.
That, and she honestly couldn't beat the food they served at a near by restaurant. It was just to good to pass up. So as she ate her food, she opened her husk top and began to surf the web, humming a bit as she entered the group memo.
As she waited for a reply, she began to smile, hoping she did indeed get the trigger warnings right.
あなたがゲームを開始、あなたは幸せになります。
小さなホーンは、常にあなたの好きな男の子のおもちゃとなっています。
あなたが今しなければならないすべては、彼をトリガーするための最良の方法を見つけることです。
- Show Memolog:
CAC: (= ; I ; =) AWW, THAT'S SO SAD...WHY MUST WE ALL BE DOOMED FUR THIS? WHAT IS IT THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA MEWS UP?
CAC: IT'S REALLY UNFURTUNATE TO KNOW THAT THIS IS GOING TO CATPUN...
CAC:(=;ェ;=) WHY IS IT THAT MEW ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL SO SAD...
CAC: (^•o•^) ON A SIDE NOTE HOWEFUR, I AM ACTUALLY FURRY EXCITED TO PURR THIS GAME SOON!
CCG: Meulin, w9uld I need t9 remind y9u that Mituna's pr9phecies d9 n9t need t9 6e w9rried s9 much f9r until perhaps the far 9ff future? Als9, I am thankful, Mituna, that y9u had the c9urtesy t9 imply what I had just stated recently and tagged any p9ssi6le triggers f9r 9thers, me especially. Damara, I KN9W y9u had just made a VERY LEWD STATEMENT EARLIER! JUST BECAUSE S9ME 9F US ARE UNA6LE T9 UNDERSTAND EAST ALTERNIAN D9ES N9T MEAN Y9U CAN DISREGARD TAGGING TRIGGERS EVEN IF IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE ALT9GETHER! H9nestly, why are pe9ple s9 rude these days? It is such a pain t9 try and ensure the peace 9f a c9nversati9n these days...
[AA]: #Little horns, #Very Sexy, #Come sexy times
Be the Heiress
Allume sat on the cushion seat that rested in the center of her underwater hive. While normally she would have hid deeper in the ocean to avoid the politics of the world, she was forced to reside in this hive that was so close to the beach in order to maintain contact with the few trolls she could consider her friends.
That, and she honestly couldn't beat the food they served at a near by restaurant. It was just to good to pass up. So as she ate her food, she opened her husk top and began to surf the web, humming a bit as she entered the group memo.
- Show Memolog:
[lA]: Hello everyone
[lA]: I sea everone is in high spirits today.
[lA]: Though, there seems to be some ruckus going on.
[lA]: #EastAlternian #Perverse language #Improper language #Possible Hemoism #Silly Fish Puns
[lA]: Did I do that Whale, Kankri? I hope I did not mess up and misplace warnings that are not needed.
As she waited for a reply, she began to smile, hoping she did indeed get the trigger warnings right.
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>Horuss: Stop sweating and reply
Too late. Once you start sweating, you don't stop.
Horuss: Yes, er, I apologize for the door. I'll have a mew- new one built as soon as possible. *ahem* I believe that I left my de-STRENGTHening gloves here the last time I visited. Also my keyboard broke, and I was hoping that you might have a spare one. Two stallions in a single harness, so to nicker. I-I do hope I'm not intruding on anything....
[s]>Mituna: Get this party started
Welcome to SGRUB
You're doing it, man.
You're making this happen.
You click on the SGRUB logo on your computer, unknowingly setting in motion a chain of events that will soon be out of your control.
The spinning, shifting logo flashes on your screen as the game loads up. It's hypnotizing, and oddly calming to you. You inform the others that shit is going down, now.
In another hive, you suddenly become Cronus. You install the game, watching the same mesmerizing loading screen. Apparently, you are a server player for ambigousCaterer, AKA Meuling Leijon. On your screen, you see the perpetually happy cat troll in her hive. Looks like the sweaty weirdo is there too. You try to get a hold of them via Trollian.
Too late. Once you start sweating, you don't stop.
Horuss: Yes, er, I apologize for the door. I'll have a mew- new one built as soon as possible. *ahem* I believe that I left my de-STRENGTHening gloves here the last time I visited. Also my keyboard broke, and I was hoping that you might have a spare one. Two stallions in a single harness, so to nicker. I-I do hope I'm not intruding on anything....
[s]>Mituna: Get this party started
Welcome to SGRUB
You're doing it, man.
You're making this happen.
You click on the SGRUB logo on your computer, unknowingly setting in motion a chain of events that will soon be out of your control.
The spinning, shifting logo flashes on your screen as the game loads up. It's hypnotizing, and oddly calming to you. You inform the others that shit is going down, now.
- View Memolog:
TA: A22H0LE2
TA: IIM 27AR7IING 7HE 2E22II0N
TA: II 2EN7 Y0U ALL A C0PY 0F 7HE GAME
-teslaAttribute has sent file "2GRUB" to EVERYONE
-teslaAttribute has left memo: HEY FUCKERS-
In another hive, you suddenly become Cronus. You install the game, watching the same mesmerizing loading screen. Apparently, you are a server player for ambigousCaterer, AKA Meuling Leijon. On your screen, you see the perpetually happy cat troll in her hive. Looks like the sweaty weirdo is there too. You try to get a hold of them via Trollian.
- View Dialogue:
certifiedArcanisthas begun trolling ambigousCaterer and crackshotThoroughbred
CA: hey guys.
CA: looks like ill be your servwer player.
CA: i havwe no idea vwhat im doing, honestly.
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>Meulin: Get a new keyboard
You blink for a while, trying to comprehend what Horuss was saying, then you laughed and nodded before heading to the back of your room to rummage in some boxes. After a while you pick up a keyboard and carefully making sure not to captchalogue it, you passed it over to Horuss.
MEULIN:(=^-ω-^=) < HERE MEW GO, HORUSS AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DOOR SO MUCH. I KNOW MEW WILL FIX IT AS SOON PAWSIBLE!
Now it seems that Cronus has trolled you and looks like he's your server player and he can...see you? Okay, you're a bit weirded out by that, so why don't we be someone else?
==>Be Kankri
You are now Kankri and looks like Allume has replied to your memo. She actually tags possible triggers which is quite relieving, since you would know that others are informed of triggers that could happen.
>Reply to memo
==>Be Yulliare
The scene changes and you are brought to the same room you saw the white-pupil cherub in but this time, the cherub's eyes are black plus they seem to be adorning a long black cloak around themselves. Your name is YULLIARE and you LOVE YOURSELF a lot. NO ONE can compare to YOUR beauty at ALL. Also, it appears your little brother has replied to a memo. You laugh at his timidness and reply to the memo without hesitation.
You blink for a while, trying to comprehend what Horuss was saying, then you laughed and nodded before heading to the back of your room to rummage in some boxes. After a while you pick up a keyboard and carefully making sure not to captchalogue it, you passed it over to Horuss.
MEULIN:(=^-ω-^=) < HERE MEW GO, HORUSS AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DOOR SO MUCH. I KNOW MEW WILL FIX IT AS SOON PAWSIBLE!
Now it seems that Cronus has trolled you and looks like he's your server player and he can...see you? Okay, you're a bit weirded out by that, so why don't we be someone else?
==>Be Kankri
You are now Kankri and looks like Allume has replied to your memo. She actually tags possible triggers which is quite relieving, since you would know that others are informed of triggers that could happen.
>Reply to memo
- Show Memolog:
- CCG: Yes, Allume. Y9u have successfully p9inted 9ut p9ssi6le triggers and I am very grateful f9r that. #9ver appraisal #P9ssi6le inequal treatment
Y9u are actually 9ne 9f the few tr9lls wh9 have actually ever taken my w9rds int9 acc9unt and I am very thankful f9r y9ur kind acts. C9mpared t9 9thers, y9u are 6y far 9ne 9f the m9st least triggering tr9lls I have ever met, and 6y that I am referring t9 the 9nly tr9lls I have ever engaged in c9nversati9n with, th9ugh it seems that I am mainly d9ing the talking?
yy: Ym yexcuse me but it seems that i would be unable to take my part in your own troll session. Y wyould be holding a small two player session with my sister. #Rejection #Leaving memo
yy: Yh...lyooks like i have to go to sleep now then...my sister may talk to you later i guess?
yammeringyectasis [yy] ceased responding to memo
==>Be Yulliare
The scene changes and you are brought to the same room you saw the white-pupil cherub in but this time, the cherub's eyes are black plus they seem to be adorning a long black cloak around themselves. Your name is YULLIARE and you LOVE YOURSELF a lot. NO ONE can compare to YOUR beauty at ALL. Also, it appears your little brother has replied to a memo. You laugh at his timidness and reply to the memo without hesitation.
- Show Memolog:
- yieldingYander [YY] responded to memo
YY: Helloooo my DEAR BEAUTIES! HOW HAVE you ALL BEEN?! I know I of course have been EXTREMELY WONDERFUL TODAy!
YY: Also, it is so unfortunate for you guYs to know, but...I will be unable to join Your session... I will be engaging in a two plaYer session with mY little brother. So, I hope you guYs will have a good-ish time bY Yourselves since I KNOW You will miss MY presence. Life is cruel.
YY: Also Kankri, your tags are stupid and Your Eastern Alternian, Damara, has no class in it so stop trYing to act cool, same with Your fishpuns, Allume
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>Cronus: Don't take it
You're about to start fiddling around with the game's interface, but a new person joins the memo. There kind of rude. Yes, Kankri's trigger tags are annoying but the sonnuva bitch means well, goddamnit. You're not gonna take it.
No, you ain't gonna take it.
You're not gonna take it, anymore.
AH COME ON, YOU WERE DOING SO GOOD UNTIL THE END.
You're about to start fiddling around with the game's interface, but a new person joins the memo. There kind of rude. Yes, Kankri's trigger tags are annoying but the sonnuva bitch means well, goddamnit. You're not gonna take it.
No, you ain't gonna take it.
You're not gonna take it, anymore.
- View Memolog:
YY: Helloooo my DEAR BEAUTIES! HOW HAVE you ALL BEEN?! I know I of course have been EXTREMELY WONDERFUL TODAy!
YY: Also, it is so unfortunate for you guYs to know, but...I will be unable to join Your session... I will be engaging in a two plaYer session with mY little brother. So, I hope you guYs will have a good-ish time bY Yourselves since I KNOW You will miss MY presence. Life is cruel.
YY: Also Kankri, your tags are stupid and Your Eastern Alternian, Damara, has no class in it so stop trYing to act cool, same with Your fishpuns, Allume
CA: you knowv vwhat
CA: you fucking knowv vwhat?
CA: you can call kankri on his triggers.
CA: theyre annoying as fuck.
CA: you can call damara on her east alternian
CA: you can even call allume on her fish puns
CA: but all three at once, combined with your fucking arrogant shit
CA: i aint havwing none of that.
CA: vwait twvo player session? vwhat twvo player session?
AH COME ON, YOU WERE DOING SO GOOD UNTIL THE END.
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>Yulliare: Mock
You would mock Cronus as much as you would right now, but unfortunately you have now become Meulin who is finally going to reply to Cronus' message.
Now, reply to the mean YY who had so terribly insulted your friends! You would but now you are suddenly Kankri who is severely triggered by all this crap YY had spouted.
You would mock Cronus as much as you would right now, but unfortunately you have now become Meulin who is finally going to reply to Cronus' message.
- Show Dialoguelog:
- AC: ~(=^. .^)< MEW CAN SEE ME? THAT IS SO WEIRD...BUT OH WELL. IT'S PURRTY COOL LIKE THAT!
Now, reply to the mean YY who had so terribly insulted your friends! You would but now you are suddenly Kankri who is severely triggered by all this crap YY had spouted.
- Show Memolog:
- CCG: YY, THAT IS SEVERELY TRIGGERING T9 ME AND I STERNLY DISAPPR9VE 9F Y9UR DISREGARD 9F TAGGING TRIGGERS! Y9U ARE 6Y FAR THE RUDEST PERS9N I HAVE EVER ENC9UNTERED IN MY LIFE. Y9U C9ULD TAG P9SSI6LE TRIGGERS 6EF9RE SPEWING Y9UR NARCISSISTIC N9NSENSE 6UT Y9U SH9ULD NEVER EVER DISREGARD THE TRIGGERS! IT ALL9WS PR9PER ETTIQUETTE IN C9NVERSATI9NS THAT W9ULD CAUSE A MUCH M9RE CALM AND UNTRIGGERING TALK 6ETWEEN INDIVIDUALS! I suggest y9u take y9ur leave right n9w 6ef9re y9u cause ANY m9re destructi9n in this c9nversati9n we are having
YY: Wooooowwww, oh my goodness! you guYs are COMPLETELY useless and out of hand without me being around! I know you are all just REALLY disappointed to hear of mY message and that You can't help but agree with what I just said.
YY: Don't worry, it's onlY natural to back up Your friends out of concern or selfishness. AnywaYs, I am looking forward to Your downfalls because You have all failed to refer to me bY the proper title, MY fair ladY.
YY: you guYs would be the ones who need manners I would think
yieldingYander [YY] ceased responding to memo
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
Allume frowned at the sight of all the anger and disrespect in the chat that suddenly popped up. Frowning, she came in to try and calm things down.
- Show Memolog:
- CCG: YY, THAT IS SEVERELY TRIGGERING T9 ME AND I STERNLY DISAPPR9VE 9F Y9UR DISREGARD 9F TAGGING TRIGGERS! Y9U ARE 6Y FAR THE RUDEST PERS9N I HAVE EVER ENC9UNTERED IN MY LIFE. Y9U C9ULD TAG P9SSI6LE TRIGGERS 6EF9RE SPEWING Y9UR NARCISSISTIC N9NSENSE 6UT Y9U SH9ULD NEVER EVER DISREGARD THE TRIGGERS! IT ALL9WS PR9PER ETTIQUETTE IN C9NVERSATI9NS THAT W9ULD CAUSE A MUCH M9RE CALM AND UNTRIGGERING TALK 6ETWEEN INDIVIDUALS! I suggest y9u take y9ur leave right n9w 6ef9re y9u cause ANY m9re destructi9n in this c9nversati9n we are having
YY: Wooooowwww, oh my goodness! you guYs are COMPLETELY useless and out of hand without me being around! I know you are all just REALLY disappointed to hear of mY message and that You can't help but agree with what I just said.
YY: Don't worry, it's onlY natural to back up Your friends out of concern or selfishness. AnywaYs, I am looking forward to Your downfalls because You have all failed to refer to me bY the proper title, MY fair ladY.
YY: you guYs would be the ones who need manners I would think
yieldingYander [YY] ceased responding to memo
[lA]: #Self centeredness #disregard for other's feelings #Triggered Rage #Platonic pale-like behavior
[lA]: Kankri, Please take a glub.
[lA]: That distasteful woman is gone, but I do believe a moment to relax and decompress may be in order.
[lA]: Would you like any afishtance in calming?
[AA]: BLACK TEXT GIRL BITCH
[AA]: NEED TO GET LAID
[AA]: HER TOO.
[lA]: #slight perversion #rude language #kind intentions
[lA]: Anyways, yes. I do believe miss yY would do well to relax, though maybe intercourse isn't the best way to do it?
[AA]: VIRGIN HEIRESS
[AA]: SHOULD TRY SOMETIME
[AA]: MUCH MORE HEALTH THEN SMOKE
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>Yepori: Emerge from hiding
Hiding? You weren't hiding! You were just...
...waiting for things to cool off before you spoke any more. Which isn't hiding, by the way!
Anyways, you return to sitting in front of your computer, though you totally weren't hiding behind the chair or anything, before typing.
==>
Hiding? You weren't hiding! You were just...
...waiting for things to cool off before you spoke any more. Which isn't hiding, by the way!
Anyways, you return to sitting in front of your computer, though you totally weren't hiding behind the chair or anything, before typing.
==>
- Show Memolog:
AB: *~*well*~*
AB: *~*i sure hope she doesnt show up again*~*
AB: *~*erm*~*
AB: *~*#exclusion #insult mention #bullying mention*~*
AB: *~*i-was-gonna-say-something-but-yknow*~*
AB: *~*then-ca-spoke-up-and-handled-everything-wonderfully so obviously i wasnt actually needed at all*~*
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
While you attempt to calm down your nerves which have been unfortunately triggered off again by Damara's rude vulgarities, you be someone else.
>Be Meulin
You are once again Meulin and now you're going to respond to the memo and thank Allume for her help which worked well in keeping everyone happy and calm at the least.
>Be Meulin
You are once again Meulin and now you're going to respond to the memo and thank Allume for her help which worked well in keeping everyone happy and calm at the least.
- Show Memolog:
- CAC: (=^ . ^=)ALLUME YOU'RE THE BEST!
CAC: THAT WAS SO NICE OF MEW TO STOP THE ANGER AND SUCH GOING ON JUST MEOW!
CCG: I am attempting t9 calm d9wn n9w but S9ME9NE seems ign9rant 9f her language in 6lind rage. #Critiques #Anger rants. Als9 I d9 have to admit, it is al9t m9re calming n9w that YY is n9 l9nger 69thering us at the m9ment and I suggest we take this time t9 9rganise 9ur server and client c9nnecti9ns. I f9r 9ne d9 n9t mind wh9 I actually h9st as l9ng as they're 9f 6earable character. S9 far it l99ks like Cr9nus has 6egun h9sting Meulin and I'd like t9 kn9w if any9ne else here has entered the SGRU6 game yet?
CAC: (^ . w . ^)< THAT'S REALLY NICE OF MEW KANKRI! ALSO I THINK I WILL HOST THE FURSIA QUEEN BECLAWS SHE SEEMS FURRY NICE!
CAC: SO ALLUME MEW WOULDN'T MIND ME HOSTING MEW RIGHT?
linguisticallyInspired- Gritty Midget
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>Horuss: Abscond
You take the keyboard and the gloves, graciously thank ms. Leijon, and get the h*ck out of there. The sessions already started and you're not even at a computer.
Mortifying.
Cronus: communicate with cat-girl
The device lands with a loud, yet satisfying thunk. Your grist stores are dangerously low. A smart troll would figure out how to get more.
A smart troll wouldn't be goofing off and throwing things around like you are.
Idiot.
You take the keyboard and the gloves, graciously thank ms. Leijon, and get the h*ck out of there. The sessions already started and you're not even at a computer.
Mortifying.
Cronus: communicate with cat-girl
- View chatlog:
- CA: alright, dowvn to business.
CA: theres something called "grist" that i can apparently use to set up a bunch of vweird machinery.
CA: theres a thingy called a crux-truder that i can afford right nowv
CA: and its the first thing on the page, so its probably important.
CA: im dropping it behind you nowv.
CA: man, this is more fun than I thought.
The device lands with a loud, yet satisfying thunk. Your grist stores are dangerously low. A smart troll would figure out how to get more.
A smart troll wouldn't be goofing off and throwing things around like you are.
Idiot.
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
==> Be the angry lowblood
> Enter name
UNKEMPT SMELLNUB
> That wasn't necessary. Do it right.
Voempt Snekub
You are the aforementioned Snekub boy. You tend to be filled with AN INSATIABLE RAGE spawned from absolutely nothing, or nothing worth getting angry over. You're HIGHLY IMPULSIVE AND INSTINCTIVE, causing you to NEVER THINK THINGS THROUGH. You absolutely despise the hemospectrum, but will do your best to stop conversation of it, since the mere mentioning will drive you into one of your, ironic, bloodlusts. Because you are INCREDIBLY VULGAR AND HATE-FILLED, most of your romances are BLACK AND CALIGNOUS. Despite this, you mean very well for everyone, even when you're BEATING THEM WITH A BLUNT INSTRUMENT. Probably not musical. Unless you can get your hands on a saxophone, which you will be way too busy laying out some sweet jazz tunes to be violent.
You're actually rather tall for a troll, and strong, but not visibly so. Your strength comes from throwing your weight around, and because of it, your body is absolutely RIDDLED WITH SCARS AND WOUNDS. Often, white gauze will be slapped on some part of your body, soaked with YELLOW BLOOD, WHETHER IT BE FRESH OR OLD.
Your trollhandle is anarchisticCorona and you are often ABSOLUTELY ENRA6ED BY ALL THIN6S TRANSPIRIN6 OR THAT HAVE, or mAiutAiug most of yonr cool bnt still showiug AggrAvAtiou.
You stare at the memo, reading through it, and get aggravated at all that happens. As usual. You generally can't stand others. A few of them spout things that are tolerateable, but the mutantblood, erm, trigger-happy troll is obviously your biggest aggressor, so you respond.
> Enter name
UNKEMPT SMELLNUB
> That wasn't necessary. Do it right.
Voempt Snekub
You are the aforementioned Snekub boy. You tend to be filled with AN INSATIABLE RAGE spawned from absolutely nothing, or nothing worth getting angry over. You're HIGHLY IMPULSIVE AND INSTINCTIVE, causing you to NEVER THINK THINGS THROUGH. You absolutely despise the hemospectrum, but will do your best to stop conversation of it, since the mere mentioning will drive you into one of your, ironic, bloodlusts. Because you are INCREDIBLY VULGAR AND HATE-FILLED, most of your romances are BLACK AND CALIGNOUS. Despite this, you mean very well for everyone, even when you're BEATING THEM WITH A BLUNT INSTRUMENT. Probably not musical. Unless you can get your hands on a saxophone, which you will be way too busy laying out some sweet jazz tunes to be violent.
You're actually rather tall for a troll, and strong, but not visibly so. Your strength comes from throwing your weight around, and because of it, your body is absolutely RIDDLED WITH SCARS AND WOUNDS. Often, white gauze will be slapped on some part of your body, soaked with YELLOW BLOOD, WHETHER IT BE FRESH OR OLD.
Your trollhandle is anarchisticCorona and you are often ABSOLUTELY ENRA6ED BY ALL THIN6S TRANSPIRIN6 OR THAT HAVE, or mAiutAiug most of yonr cool bnt still showiug AggrAvAtiou.
You stare at the memo, reading through it, and get aggravated at all that happens. As usual. You generally can't stand others. A few of them spout things that are tolerateable, but the mutantblood, erm, trigger-happy troll is obviously your biggest aggressor, so you respond.
- Memolog::
- CURRENT anarchisticCorona [CAC] began responding to the memo
CAC: #TRI66ER WARNIN6 I AM A RA6EY ASSHOLE AND WILL NOT STOP BEIN6 ONE
CAC: #TRY TO AND I WILL BEAT YOU UPSIDE THE 6O6DAMN HEAD WITH A STICK
CAC: AuywAys, whAt's All this tAlk of a gAme? I've smAshed euongh thiugs todAy, Aud wAs cAlm nutil this All fnckiug stArted. Well, cAlm-ish. I cAu uever reAlly be cAlm Aud Askiug or demAudiug me to isu't a smArt ideA. Bnt there's uow Auother hole iu my hive, Aud it's AlreAdy cold euongh iu here.
Derpy- Scampermaster
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
>Meulin: Respond to Cronus
==>Be Kankri
You have now suddenly become Kankri and boy, was this guy triggering you slowly by the minute. Keep calm, Kankri.
>Kankri: Attempt to keep calm
You try to keep calm but you cannot. You end up pulling yet another rage fit on the memo, throwing out triggers and arguments and rants towards this despicable troll.
- Show Chatlog (AC and CA):
- AC: (=^._.^=) I S33 THE CRUXTRUDER ALRIGHT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SUPPURRSED TO DO THOUGH
AC: (=^. A .^=) PURRHAPS MEW COULD FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M SUPPURRSED TO DO CRONUS?
==>Be Kankri
You have now suddenly become Kankri and boy, was this guy triggering you slowly by the minute. Keep calm, Kankri.
>Kankri: Attempt to keep calm
You try to keep calm but you cannot. You end up pulling yet another rage fit on the memo, throwing out triggers and arguments and rants towards this despicable troll.
- Show Memolog:
- CCG: #Arguments #Rage fits #Warnings. Y9U MY G99D SIR SEEM T9 6E IGN9RANT 9F THE C9NCEPT 9F TRIGGERS!!! I D9 N9T CARE IF Y9U WILL N9T TALK T9 Y9UR CURRENT RESP9NDERS 6UT CLEARLY Y9U SH9ULD AT LEAST USE THE TRIGGER TAGS C9RRECTLY AND N9T F9R P9INTING 9UT CHARACTERISTICS 9F Y9UR 9WN 9UT 9F EITHER SPITE 9R M9CKERY! CHARACTER 9F THAT S9RT IS N9T APPRECIATED IN A GR9UP C9NVERSATI9N ESPECIALLY THREATS T9 P9SSIBLY HARM AN INDIVIDUAL! WITH ATTITUDE LIKE THAT IT IS UNDERSTANDA6LE THAT Y9U W9ULD 6E ANGERED SEVERELY ALM9ST HALF THE TIME Y9U ARE AWAKE! N9W CEASE THAT M9CKING ATTITUDE 9F Y9URS AT 9NCE!
CAC: (^;_;^)< KANKRI...MAYBE MEW SHOULD CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND AND TAKE A BREAK? MEW DON'T S33M TO BE IN FURRY GOOD STATE RIGHT MEOW SINCE MEW KEEP ON RAGING ON AND ON...ALSO WE SHOULD PURRBABLY RESTRAIN FURM EXPURRDING AT PEOPLE FURM MEOW ON
CAC: (=^ . ^=) I SUGGEST THAT WE ALL PUT THIS ALL BEHIND US AND CARRY ON THE GAME TALK! FOR YOUR INFURMATION, VOEMPT. WE'RE PURRNING ON PURRING THIS GAME CALLED SGRUB. IT S33MS FURRY FUN AND I HAVE ALREADY STARTED.
CAC: I THINK MITUNA WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL MEW MORE ABOUT IT THOUGH. I'M NOT FURRY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THIS SORT OF STUFF
linguisticallyInspired- Gritty Midget
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Re: Beforus Session (Closed)
With a heavy sigh, Allume watched as Kankri lost himself. She did appreciate Meulin's efforts though, so she decided she would hop in to try and calm Kankri down this time. Instead, she would try to change focus on the game.
- Show Memolog:
- CCG: #Arguments #Rage fits #Warnings. Y9U MY G99D SIR SEEM T9 6E IGN9RANT 9F THE C9NCEPT 9F TRIGGERS!!! I D9 N9T CARE IF Y9U WILL N9T TALK T9 Y9UR CURRENT RESP9NDERS 6UT CLEARLY Y9U SH9ULD AT LEAST USE THE TRIGGER TAGS C9RRECTLY AND N9T F9R P9INTING 9UT CHARACTERISTICS 9F Y9UR 9WN 9UT 9F EITHER SPITE 9R M9CKERY! CHARACTER 9F THAT S9RT IS N9T APPRECIATED IN A GR9UP C9NVERSATI9N ESPECIALLY THREATS T9 P9SSIBLY HARM AN INDIVIDUAL! WITH ATTITUDE LIKE THAT IT IS UNDERSTANDA6LE THAT Y9U W9ULD 6E ANGERED SEVERELY ALM9ST HALF THE TIME Y9U ARE AWAKE! N9W CEASE THAT M9CKING ATTITUDE 9F Y9URS AT 9NCE!
CAC: (^;_;^)< KANKRI...MAYBE MEW SHOULD CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND AND TAKE A BREAK? MEW DON'T S33M TO BE IN FURRY GOOD STATE RIGHT MEOW SINCE MEW KEEP ON RAGING ON AND ON...ALSO WE SHOULD PURRBABLY RESTRAIN FURM EXPURRDING AT PEOPLE FURM MEOW ON
CAC: (=^ . ^=) I SUGGEST THAT WE ALL PUT THIS ALL BEHIND US AND CARRY ON THE GAME TALK! FOR YOUR INFURMATION, VOEMPT. WE'RE PURRNING ON PURRING THIS GAME CALLED SGRUB. IT S33MS FURRY FUN AND I HAVE ALREADY STARTED.
CAC: I THINK MITUNA WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL MEW MORE ABOUT IT THOUGH. I'M NOT FURRY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THIS SORT OF STUFF
[lA]: Okay, so who will be my Server?
[lA]: I would greatly enjoy us all getting into the flow of things before we are driven apart by frustration.
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