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PostSubject: Literary Store   Wed May 20, 2015 5:34 pm

This is a store for literary things.

Want a joke? 15 boondollars.

Want a pun? 15 boondollars.

Want a fortune cookie sayng? 15 boondollars.

Want a rap? 30 boondollars for every ten lines.
- There is no maximum for amount of lines. (I know I'll regret this)
- I will rap about whatever you want except for things against the forum rules.

Fan fiction. 20 boondollars for every 200 words.
- Canon, oc, whoever and whatever you want.
- Nothing against the rules.

Other word related things. 30 boondollars for every 100 words.
- Nothing against the rules.

50% off for everything on birthdays (I'll check the birthday on the forum).

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One pun sale from anarchisticCorona (30 boondollars)
One 20 line rap sale from Vriska's Matesprit (60 boondollars)


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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Wed May 20, 2015 5:43 pm

Gimme a pun-joke, please.

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if i say something stupid, attribute it to the fact that i am a FUCKING MORON

:^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)

if you hold any stock in personality tests, i am the following:
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choleric>melancholic>sanguine>phlegmatic
my extended zodiac is lecen and going by the blood there, i am most likely a page or rogue of blood
or by the land of celebration and bells test, which i have taken MULTIPLE TIMES, i most commonly get page of doom or page of hope. mostly doom.
my tarot cards are emperor, fool, and hermit
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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Wed May 20, 2015 5:51 pm

Do you mean pun and a joke, or just a pun?

Either way...

Equius used to be Heir of Void. Gamzee made him Void of Heir. :o)

(Do I pm a mod for the boonies or something? I don't know.)
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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Wed May 20, 2015 6:14 pm

If you put it in the main post by editing, the admins will take care of it.

also, I barely got that joke, forgot the garr-bowt.

FREE PUN FOR YOU YO

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The Nerds

dumb quotes by dumbb man

if i say something stupid, attribute it to the fact that i am a FUCKING MORON

:^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)

if you hold any stock in personality tests, i am the following:
INFP
choleric>melancholic>sanguine>phlegmatic
my extended zodiac is lecen and going by the blood there, i am most likely a page or rogue of blood
or by the land of celebration and bells test, which i have taken MULTIPLE TIMES, i most commonly get page of doom or page of hope. mostly doom.
my tarot cards are emperor, fool, and hermit
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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Wed May 20, 2015 6:19 pm

Thank you for your patronage, your free pun, and the advice!

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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Wed May 20, 2015 6:20 pm

Not a problem, it's jest a jest!
SURPRISE, ANOTHER PUN DECIDES TO RISE!

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The Nerds

dumb quotes by dumbb man

if i say something stupid, attribute it to the fact that i am a FUCKING MORON

:^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)

if you hold any stock in personality tests, i am the following:
INFP
choleric>melancholic>sanguine>phlegmatic
my extended zodiac is lecen and going by the blood there, i am most likely a page or rogue of blood
or by the land of celebration and bells test, which i have taken MULTIPLE TIMES, i most commonly get page of doom or page of hope. mostly doom.
my tarot cards are emperor, fool, and hermit
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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Thu May 21, 2015 4:28 am

Give me a 20 lined rap about polandball.

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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Thu May 21, 2015 9:43 am

I'm going to assume it's all the countriesball and not just Polandball himself.
To make up for just assuming this I gave you quite a few extra lines (10) for free.

UK: *sips tea*
UK: Good day sir! Why don't you sit down? The seats are free.
UK: Don't you know I used to own the sea?
UK: I'm a proper gentleman.
UK: I owned Canada, Australia, India, and pretty much every other nation.
UK: I did this all from gadzooksing London.


US: Yo, freedomcoming to the win.
US: You're a small little island.
US: A press of the nuke button would be your end.
US: I could easily destroy The United KingdomEngland Britain.
US: Whatever. Forget it.
US: It and all of Europe needs to be freed, have McDonalds, and shit.

PL: Yez, ples, free me.
PL: I ned helpd from Russia and Germany.
PL: Them say me, Poland, cannot into space.
PL: I need into space. I know you win space race.

PL: Uncle Russia says space is off limits.
PL: All they say I idiots.
PL: They say into freedom, but dey all into hypocrite.

RU: What d'are u sayin? *hic*
RU: Space *hic* is mine, son.
RU: I need back *hic* up from German friend.

GE: Does ze Poland have ze Jews?

RU: No, is *hic* not problem.That's a battle *hic* would lose.

GE: Lo and behold, I have ze best rhymes and militia in zis whole world from here to Notre Dame.
GE: Hell, I own Lebensraum.


RU: Oh, you go again on rants?

FR: This guy give you trouble to you, Germany?

GE: Shut ze hell up, France!

PL: noz, I crapped my pants.


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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Thu May 21, 2015 9:57 am

It's done now~

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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Thu May 21, 2015 9:59 pm

Yeah, it's the countriesball themselves. Pretty good yo.

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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Fri May 22, 2015 5:10 am

Hm, could I have a crappy, laughable Cronus fanfic? :3

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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Fri May 22, 2015 8:55 am

Sure, how many words you want in that?

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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:20 am

Wow...I took a long time to actually remember this 0_0
Welp, about 150-200 words'll be fine

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PostSubject: Re: Literary Store   Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:11 am

I'm not sure I'm feeling it right now. Nothing emotional or personal, just don't feel the urge.

However, you will get it, most likely for a reduced price.

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